Xeno0540: XP freezes/goes very slow way too much Trypa Likes Cats: Becuase XP sucks Trypa Likes Cats: It sucks like ME! Trypa Likes Cats: ERrr Trypa Likes Cats: MILLENIUM EDITION Trypa Likes Cats: God damnit
<old goat> leet sucks *1agerda1ek clears throat* <old goat> sorry <old goat> 1337 5vx <1agerda1ek> much better
<Noz> i've just run my finger along the floor of the case and picked up enough dust to choke a midget
<ivan356> Pacemakers already have radioactive batteries. <Kintanon> And they are a hell of a lot more convenient than those old Wind Up pacemakers! I tell you man, having to reach into grandpa's chest every 6 hours and wind him back up was a pain in the ass! <jonnythan> "Was" a pain in the ass? Did you forget once?
<JaZz0r> I have a sister in the form of my 13-year-old brother <SummerSong> is she hot?
<HuppuMies> there, i asked nelonen to show it <HuppuMies> they better, or i'll go down there and chop off some heads damnit <VlabesPRV> "sorry, this movie is too violent. it may have negative effect on the viewers." - "fuck you ! show the movie or I chop your fuckin head off !"
<ruumis> FBI says upcoming terror attack will be "Spectacular! "...Donald Rumsfeld is calling it a "Must See", and Tom Ridge says, "If you heed just one Terror Warning this year...heed this one !"
psynapse pfft you think you kid is special? psynapse when i guy cums he releases over 10 million sperm psynapse at once ·seraph· wow psynapse and you're amazed that ONE of these can fertilize an egg? ·Floach-· that's a lot of dead babies psynapse heh :) ·Floach-· ;) ·seraph· ewww psynapse i have let civilizations die on my chest
Ragnorak: I got a snowboard last night. geneseostud: u did? geneseostud: for what
<Tadrith> Good lord <Tadrith> People sell used underwear on ebay <Tadrith> What the hell is wrong with people?
<ineffable> i hear semen is an acquired taste too <Hunter> speaking of which, i havent had a drink in more than a month
* Loopster just found a SHITLOAD Of Wolf Posters for sale <Orionator> ... <Orionator> I dunno what it is with Loopy and wolves... <Loopster> I like wolfs! <Loopster> there tight <Loopster> er...cool <Alluro95> I am not into wolves the way you are, Loopy. <Antipothis> Now loopster sounds like he has sex with wolves...heh <Antipothis> :P
<RedMercury> i just checked easyspace for the domain fuck.sport <RedMercury> and it said its not available and recommended fuck.kids
<Mime> Fruit Pastelles are also acceptable. <Mime> As are Wine Gums. <Chris_A> Oh yeah. <Chris_A> But never Fruit Gums. <Mime> No. <Chris_A> It's like the worst half of each! <Mime> Wine Pastelles! <Chris_A> Note to self: Invent Win... <Chris_A> ...Mime, I'm going to have to kill you. <Chris_A> You know too much.
<DiamonDie> cool, this is the f&g episode where sam wants an atari. <fizzie> misread 'f&g' as 'fag'. this is what reading bash.org does.
* Sunblade slowly turns insane. * Tron is already quite mad. * Lion-O starts to feel quite at home :-)
* ApoIIyon is now in the look for perl camel shirts <top_dawg> thinkgeek! <ApoIIyon> thinkgeek == think$$
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<juice> i overheard one of the girls in my dorm saying they wanted to win an orgasm competition <spinks> who was that Laura?! Would I know them?! <juice> they said they wanted to _win_ the competition spinks
<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty years of pain <DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser. <Joe> fuck you
<SillyTweeker> yea, so i got with this one girl last night. dude, she was hot as hell. we went at it while we ate cheetos. <uniboarder> same here man, i was alone last night, so i dressed up my hand with make-up and a little skirt and she jerked me off for 6 hours straight. <SillyTweeker> ... <Uniboarder> Oh don't get all high and mighty!
<oneo> sumez this was at the 97' rap olympics <oneo> its crappy quality but its the best there is <oneo> its all freestyle, some of it is good <Sumez> lololololol <Sumez> "rap olympics" <oneo> he battles a girl in it <oneo> whats so funny about that <Sumez> the fact that you don't see that is what makes you sad
<kawawang_bata> hi! <kawawang_bata> can i join this channel? <El_Brian> ... isn't it a little late to ask that?
<^wigus> fuck me <DJ_Random> now? <^wigus> its up to you <DJ_Random> k * DJ_Random looks up his book on how to "cyber" <DJ_Random> asl???
<Messiah> I remember what's her name <Messiah> ok granted obviously not that well
<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> well im off to fuck up at installing linux prolly wont be back <H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> nice knowing you all <H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> lol <Satans_LiL_HeLLper> k cya
@NocSchool: 3 hours left...1 page a half left... @NocSchool: then i'll smoke a good bowl to forget all i've learnt :P +SnypeTEST: NocSchool: isnt that the american dream?
*IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance <IgnusDei> ZING! <m|tutorial> if i didnt like the current topic <m|tutorial> that would be there right now <DrFurious> it could be worse <DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store
<narby-away> fucking stoners <narby-away> get high on life lol! <Rottencrotch> lol <Rottencrotch> no we have to get high BECAUSE of life
<Adiemus> IIS has many features <slicer|Java> such as bugs, security leaks, etc... =]
*** Joins: Vicious (WayfaringG@ffchat-36391f10.dial-access.att.net) <Vicious> -_- alright, what smart ass banned me? <Chubbzilla> uh gk <Chubbzilla> did you try to get on using java? <Vicious> well first my MIRC wouldn't work <Vicious> then I tried that <Chubbzilla> ah well <Chubbzilla> i banned java att.net a few days ago <Vicious> oohhhh <Vicious> ok <Vicious> that's cool then~ * Chubbzilla wasn't banning der gk, just java lamers * Vicious huggle * Chubbzilla huggle + luffluff <Prometheus> .msg chubbzilla heh, she totally doesn't realize that no one likes her <Prometheus> er <Prometheus> whoops
<Phactorial> I think HTML is a better structural language than C <xcabbage> HTML isn't a language
<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242 <LightningX> I am so happy <Ron-Ton> awesome <LightningX> think there could be sex? <Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra
<nothin> halc: I could build a 64TB SCSI RAID array for $210,000 or so <nothin> Single machine. <mij> i could clone you for $210,000 <mij> :) <nothin> I suppose another $10,000 for a machine with power to serve it all <nothin> mij: What a waste. <mij> not really <mij> cuz then you could build twice as many of those machines in a day <mij> and i'd make bank <mij> :)
<The-Virus> hi <The-Virus> hello <The-Virus> oh <The-Virus> heh <The-Virus> =\ <The-Virus> thought someone said hi <The-Virus> besides me
<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating. <Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.
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<tasha> How long were you in New Zealand dev <@devdev> went twice <@devdev> for like, maybe 1 1/2 months <@devdev> maybe like 6 weeks
<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts. <Fire3n3rgy> ... <Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff <taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on <grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer <grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another" <snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self
<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called <Assgoblin> ...flash.
<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x
chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be
masturbation, or incest?
<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would
be.
<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a
girlfriend
<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb