<H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> well im off to fuck up at installing linux prolly wont be back <H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> nice knowing you all <H1tl3r-H1ms3lf> lol <Satans_LiL_HeLLper> k cya
@NocSchool: 3 hours left...1 page a half left... @NocSchool: then i'll smoke a good bowl to forget all i've learnt :P +SnypeTEST: NocSchool: isnt that the american dream?
*IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance <IgnusDei> ZING! <m|tutorial> if i didnt like the current topic <m|tutorial> that would be there right now <DrFurious> it could be worse <DrFurious> you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store
<narby-away> fucking stoners <narby-away> get high on life lol! <Rottencrotch> lol <Rottencrotch> no we have to get high BECAUSE of life
<Adiemus> IIS has many features <slicer|Java> such as bugs, security leaks, etc... =]
*** Joins: Vicious (WayfaringG@ffchat-36391f10.dial-access.att.net) <Vicious> -_- alright, what smart ass banned me? <Chubbzilla> uh gk <Chubbzilla> did you try to get on using java? <Vicious> well first my MIRC wouldn't work <Vicious> then I tried that <Chubbzilla> ah well <Chubbzilla> i banned java att.net a few days ago <Vicious> oohhhh <Vicious> ok <Vicious> that's cool then~ * Chubbzilla wasn't banning der gk, just java lamers * Vicious huggle * Chubbzilla huggle + luffluff <Prometheus> .msg chubbzilla heh, she totally doesn't realize that no one likes her <Prometheus> er <Prometheus> whoops
<Phactorial> I think HTML is a better structural language than C <xcabbage> HTML isn't a language
<LightningX> I just got a message from SexyChick1242 <LightningX> I am so happy <Ron-Ton> awesome <LightningX> think there could be sex? <Ron-Ton> If he takes his viagra
<nothin> halc: I could build a 64TB SCSI RAID array for $210,000 or so <nothin> Single machine. <mij> i could clone you for $210,000 <mij> :) <nothin> I suppose another $10,000 for a machine with power to serve it all <nothin> mij: What a waste. <mij> not really <mij> cuz then you could build twice as many of those machines in a day <mij> and i'd make bank <mij> :)
<The-Virus> hi <The-Virus> hello <The-Virus> oh <The-Virus> heh <The-Virus> =\ <The-Virus> thought someone said hi <The-Virus> besides me
<Uncle_Tobias> I hate people who AIM me when I'm masturbating. <Kevyn> I hate people who AIM at me while masturbating.
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<tasha> How long were you in New Zealand dev <@devdev> went twice <@devdev> for like, maybe 1 1/2 months <@devdev> maybe like 6 weeks
<Ron> Just for the hell of it the other day, I went into Word and typed out the alphabet with a whole bunch of fonts...then practiced copying them so I could handwrite in like, seven different fonts. <Fire3n3rgy> ... <Fite3n3rgy> go masturbate or something
<snif> i jsut asked if any one knew how to change ports and stuff <taras> yes, you visit your local harbourmaster and tell him you want your ship to be in a different port from now on <grifferz> you go to your liquor retailer <grifferz> and you say, "sorry, I do not like this port, please supply me with another" <snif> no need to be total dicks about it you guys can go fuck your self
<Black_Mage> i need the program that enables you to make flash; damned if i remember what it's called <Assgoblin> ...flash.
<dn> if i cloned myself, changed the y chromosome to an x
chromosome, and then had sex with her, would it be
masturbation, or incest?
<Dareon> I think itd be illegal in 13 states, is what it would
be.
<Fentom> -{dn}- I think it would mean you seriously need a
girlfriend
<dn> i get the feeling i just earned a new wb
<Twinge> To think, there are 8.065817517e67 possible games of freecell, and I've only beaten 3.
<Minion> I'm waiting for CNN to do a special on "The Goatse.Cx Phenomenon" Like they did with EverQuest and "All your base"
<[29th]ZueX> im gonna play ww2ol....lata [29th]ZueX [PusherRobo@s26.pm3.volstate.net] has quit IRC (Quit: Eeets got cheekan legs) <Buchwald> i'm gonna go play <Buchwald> "i hate my fucking job and it doesn't pay enough" <Buchwald> it's a new game where i want to kill myself from 9-5 <Buchwald> and then when i get home and look at the bills, i want to kill myself <Buchwald> it's a pretty realistic game <Buchwald> characters are kinda boring though <Buchwald> hm... i'm talking to myself again huh
<D3S> driving is like sex <yeager> D3S, driving is nothing like sex <yeager> if it was, I would hardly ever get to drive <yeager> and when i did, i would regret it afterwards
<rioter> cd location of file <rioter> rpm -Uvh full file name.rpm <_Larez-> DAAAAAAAAAAAMMNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! <_Larez-> didint worked <rioter> ... <_Larez-> I didint put in the files name <_Larez-> just pasted what you typed
<Spazz> I want to find a girl who is not afraid of dating a geek guy. <Spazz> You know... one that says "Oh, I don't care if I can't bring him out in public... he's got big junk!" <StalkerofurSoul> "I dont care if hes ugly and has pimples, did you see that quake win loss ratio?" <StalkerofurSoul> he's got the finest c++ ive ever set my eyes on <StalkerofurSoul> omfg, and we was sitting there... and he pulled it out, and i asked if i could see it.... and he let me hold it....a wireless mouse! what will they think of next!
<Spazz> Those crazy Japanese folk! <@rtil> O_O <@rtil> Whats goin on dude <Spazz> Anti-cigarette protesters made a cig out of plastic and balloons. <Spazz> Like 50 feet long. <@rtil> WTF <@rtil> XD <Spazz> And they were gonna cut it with a katana. <Spazz> But the balloons were filled with hellium. x) <Spazz> The explosion burned off eyebrows and beareds <Spazz> beards* <@rtil> rofl
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<PARAD0X> what if I dont have 8 mb ram, or am not capable of 16 colors on the graphics card. <Xalnop> if you don't have 8 mb of ram, you can't be connected to the internet... it's a rule
<qrg> how do they deal with dice rolling <cmplx> you need vr dice. they're usb. <cmplx> then you put on these special glvoes <cmplx> and roll them acrtoss a vr desk. <cmplx> no, ass, you click a button and the dice are rolled for you <qrg> i meant the randomization <qrg> of the dice being rolled <orion> i've never heard of a computer spitting out a random number <orion> or a random quote <orion> never. <nyisles> qrg: cat /dev/urandom <orion> thus, random numbers from dice == impossible <orion> it's not like computers generate photorealistic motion pictures <orion> or perform millions and billions and trillions of intense calculations per second <orion> i seriously doubt they could simulate die being rolled <orion> i mean jesus, they control the stockmarket and most modern finance, big business, corporations <orion> but as far as picking two random numbers from 1 to 6 <orion> it's fucking unfathomable. <cmplx> until computers can acccurately model the behavior of a giant glob of cum entering the earth's atmosphere, computer science has failed.
<Cat`Bored> Would you say it's foolish to make licking one's elbow a life goal? <Tumbleweed> you've been trying to do for the last ten minutes, haven't you? <Despot> ... <Despot> don't answer that. <Despot> please. <Cat`Bored> I'm making progress.
<%Cyber_Akuma> damnit, aol is being gay <@eDRoaCH-nothere> isnt that like a synonym?
<Summoner> UNIX IS user friendly, it's just very choosy about who it calls a friend.
<Fuckhead> have you ever cut a hole in a teddy bear and fucked it? <@Neo> ... <Fuckhead> i have <%jdp> congrats <%jdp> did u cum dood? <Fuckhead> thank you <Fuckhead> i wasnt old enough to cum <Fuckhead> i didnt have any pubs <%jdp> oic <%jdp> so i bet the bear didnt like it much :'( <Fuckhead> or however u spell it <%TreeHugger> sek-c <Fuckhead> i think it enjoyed it <Fuckhead> because it was smiling the whole time
<xjeff> its better that u dont * Orca hands xjeff a strange grammatical device...called...an APOSTROPHE! <xjeff> ,,,,,,,,,,,, <Orca> Pardner, that's known as a "comma" in this here parts. <xjeff> excuse me for not having extreme intellagence <Orca> Sorry, I guess I just expect at least basic grammatical skills out of people.
<opiate> i think i just got a new personal best for solitaire <opiate> 10109 points, in 74 seconds. <chewy-> sound like you live an incredibily interesting life <opiate> its not that im bored, i actually like solitaire
<Lothodrus> time for the sleeping <Lothodrus> night *** Lothodrus has left #rpgfan <Flik> I ought to join him <Flik> Well...not literally join him...but join him in thought <Flik> Not that I would be thinking about sleeping with him, though... <Flik> ... * Flik sobs quietly
<Ben> I was talking to someone I know in English class today about my plans to Linuxize my old PowerMac, he asked "what kind?" I said "Debian or SuSE", he replies, "Who are Debbie and Susie?"
<Teakk> shhh <Teakk> dont everybody talk at once <LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat... <Teakk> Oh yeah... <LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less
<+Albator73> how I turn off away mode ? <@eDRoaCH-nothere> albator- you type /quit away *** Albator73 (Albator_7@ARouen-106-1-5-94.abo.wanadoo.fr) Quit (Quit: away -=SysReset 2.51=-)
<kurtis> I love electronics, always have been a tinkerer of such things <kurtis> it all started when I was 7, and wired a train set directly to a wal socket...and shot the train through my bedroom wall <kurtis> suddenly I understood the difference from AC to DC heh
<Yellow_Submarine> Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children <a_passerby> lol <DrBoris> lol
<amoeba> there's a certain satisfying irony in downloading a copy of the LAME sourcecode to rip movies with from Time Warner Telecom's sourceforge mirror
<TheCross> anybody up for a bible triva game ? <Angel1289> I'll play trivia. <JeremiahSmith> "What was Jesus' middle name?" <Noah> Fucking. <Consul> H <Noah> Right? Jesus Fucking Christ? <TheCross> gtg <TheCross> later *** TheCross (~2thecross@------3176.mainf01.in.comcast.net) has left #bar
<Spooky42> JESUS H CHRIST <Spooky42> my dad sounds like hes giving head everytime he eats a popsicle <Spooky42> its fucking gross
<Sonson> (picture address) ......scary part? this was last year.... my hair grows REALLY fast O_o <Sonson> and I have fecal hair <Ronald_MacK> Fecal hair? <Ronald_MacK> What the hell have you been eating? <TRB115> Uh... <DecadentTeatime> Food? <Sonson> Fecial hair ^^ <Airi> FACIAL.
<Shirley> it was my girlfriends birthday, and i stayed at her place, and i put fudge in the toilet early in the morning, so when we woke up, i went to the toilet and she was getting ready to get in the shower <Shirley> and when she looked at me, i reached into the toilet and grabbed a handful of what she thought was poop <Shirley> and threw it at her <Shirley> and screamed "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH!"
<crikket> spyware is stuff that looks at where you go on the net and tells some market research group <strangefour> hmm, market research now know I go to japanese websites that have scantily clad drawings of green haired women with glasses <crikket> next year that's what'll be advertizing pepsi <crikket> thanks alot s4