<pHluid-> because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation <pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs <pHluid-> periods are for chicks <pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux
<Mars_Alien> okey wat am i missing <Gandalf> your h key? --> jennings1 (jirc@vic-dial-196-31-177-46.mweb.co.za) has joined #Highveld <Mars_Alien> gulo jennings1
<kmad> someone should make insecure-or-not.com <kmad> and instead of 1-10 <kmad> it would just have a 'yes'
<Sigma> being Rod Stewart would be awesome <Sigma> he gets all these hot chicks <Sigma> the only bad thing would be that you would be Rod Stewart
<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW <Steph-Away> night! <IQpierce> dang <IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE <IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real chicks here * Geno rubs his nipples * Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
<Bealzubub> yeah. my mom's going fucking insane with this family tree shit. <Bealzubub> she been hogging the internet, lookin up all of our family incestry. <Acherton> lmfao! <Bealzubub> ancestry* <Ktulu> lmao <Bealzubub> damnit!
<Ogredude> neat, but the 2k doesn't work <Ogredude> now comes decision time <Ogredude> do I try to repair WinME or do I wipe the hard drive and install the much better win98SE <JeremiahSmith> You throw the whole thing out the window and become Amish.
<MinD> i'm not a newbie <MinD> i like 2 run in root <ivan> MinD: ever heard of su? <MinD> ivan: what is su
<_absent> I wish j00 could modify chicks like you can do to pc's all plug and play and shit <_absent> if she talks to much <_absent> pull out her sound card <APE_> heh <UzzaGangsta> nah man <UzzaGangsta> have a control panel <UzzaGangsta> mute the complaint and talkative channels <_absent> j00 could upgrade her tits <APE_> install linux on her and customize away <ShadowofBob> and change her appearence =) <UzzaGangsta> overclock her sex drive O_O <_absent> she could playback mp3's too <UzzaGangsta> ja <APE_> and rip dvds on the fly <ShadowofBob> you'd probably add ports and drives to her :P <UzzaGangsta> heh shes already got the port im interested in O_O <_absent> women really should conform to standard pc architecture <_absent> it'd own <ibor132> yeah it would
*** Now talking in #dapcentral <Boinger69> i think so janx, but how are we going to get the monkey in spandex? <janx> yes. quite the conundrum <Fancia> ... This is *quite* a conversation to wander into.
<Bb|releaseme> Because memorization is an intellectual activity which stimulates the mind. <Sharku-away> We're talking about Gwindor, Bb|releaseme <Sharku-away> jk <Bb|releaseme> LOL *** Sharku-away has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Gwindor> see, that is what happens when you insult my intelligence. peers take care of ya
<DooMBoy> Everyone on my buddy list is at school :( <schepe> that's pathetic <schepe> keeping a buddylist <DooMBoy> Really? What's pathetic about it? <schepe> it's pathetic that you forget who you friends are unless you write them sown in a list.
<Linguica> penisgirls are all the rage in hentai now <darknation> men with vaginas seem to be less popular for some reason...
<forsaken1> Lesbians aren't sexy, in my opinion. I mean, if they're lesbians, I'm obviously not gonna get any, so why waste my time. <microkid88> forsaken1: lesbos make good porn <forsaken1> microkid88: But, it's a bunch of licking <forsaken1> microkid88: I can go to Baskin Robbins and see that
<Seldon> We will be holding a meeting tomorrow to discuss ChanServ/SRVX. We're looking forward to hear what users think of the service we work very hard to provide to you. *** Quits: ChanServ (Suarez.Hub.US.GamesNET.net Services.GamesNET.net).
* megamanu1 (megamanu1@= Bc7Tefk38.tnt9.pleasantville.nj.da.uu.net) has joined #support <megamanu1> help <+Spirit_1100> what is the problem? <megamanu1> mirc is hard <megamanu1> i don't understad <megamanu1> an how do you make a bot <megamanu1> how do you script
<moku> It is difficult. People always want me to walk on water, but I can only do that when the water is frozen... <BobTheMilkman> heh, so THAT's how jesus did it, the tricky bastard
<``Finder> Any submissive females out there into doing laundry, dish washing, shopping from lists, and extremely quick sex - msg this Dom male.
* gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) has joined #support <gregor5678> hello? <gregor5678> hey, i have a quick question... <gregor5678> my girlfriend is...experienced... and im not so much <Cassy> this IS about irc right? ;) <Matthew> lol <Spirit_1100> rofl <gregor5678> shes coming over this weekend with certain intentions (which im fine with, dont get me wrong) <gregor5678> im just curious if theres anything i should or shouldnt do... <Cassy> i'm seriously not able to help you with that, i'm sorry :) <Spirit_1100> gregor5678, this is a chat server support room <Spirit_1100> we can't help wiht your personal life <gregor5678> right <gregor5678> thanks anyway <gregor5678> bye * Quits: gregor5678 (~quickchat@*.ipt.aol.com) (QUIT: )
<Resident0> when i was lil i put one of those square batteries on my tongue <Resident0> and it shocked me and made my tongue blister <Resident0> it owned <ranova> haha
<firefighter_scott> Notice «Once a computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kickboxing.»
<incognegro> i masturbated yesterday. <incognegro> and fell down the fucking stairs. <incognegro> bruised my arm pretty badly. <mc> did you save your effluent in a jar
<K|dDO> LANSTORM is on same date as YemLAN <Rex-Gone> U know ur a geek when... u have 2 LANs conflicting on 1 date :P
<Courtland> im the only one with a hot sister <Rav> to bad u cant do anything about it <Rav> or can you? 0_o <Courtland> I wouldnt do that <novasatori> you know you'd let her give you a bj or whack off to her stripping for you if she let you <Courtland> its not that I think the actual doing of it is wrong <Courtland> its just having to think about it afterwards
<Akasha> have you tried kicking the pc? <Wither> of course. first thing i did..
<Statutory_Sam> some of us have real lives we must attend to occasionaly <Statutory_Sam> ::read::"Doing Laundry" <seafoodgod> real lives == alt-tab
<stryhf> why do people persist in continuing to write SHIT APPLICATIONS IN JAVA <stryhf> writing SHIT in JAVA doesn't make it ANY LESS SHITTY <stryhf> IT JUST MKAES IT SLOW ASS SHIT
<miki> hey pinkmonkey has spelling and grammar mistakes in it's summaries! <miki> I don't even have to re-write it into my own words!
*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen *** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen *** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix) *** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'
<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4 million? <jstepka-w> yup <jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million <griffin> would you kill your mom? <jstepka-w> would I get caught? <griffin> no <jstepka-w> yes
<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :) <+datafreak> press backspace then
<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me. <bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.
<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark <Rossell1> and I though to myself <Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma" <Overlord> someone needs a life <CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid. <Rossell1> true
<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night <_MADMAN> :D <_MADMAN> i had a good time <wasting> african american club?
* Todd farts <insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel, you might get raped <insane> now they know there is room in your colon <Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.
Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch too........ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Auto response from IAMAJOKR 02: Leave a note. MustangMan, Your a dumbass bitch. Get a life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red99MustangMan signed off at 9:37:22 PM.
<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it <MazeMachino> well maybe not jud <MazeMachino> he doesn't know it <MazeMachino> but he'll find out <MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops <jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone! <MazeMachino> yeah, w00t <MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans? <jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running doom3 when i could just look in the mirror? <MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American white trash in the gut
<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA <Xion33> sad face <Xion33> :( <Kaladam> sad face <Kaladam> little head <Kaladam> the life of you <Kaladam> small penis head man
<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's toom uch eforroft <Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point? <drunknom> preceseisyl
<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;) moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand
<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so much to catch up on * mutilate is now away: shower
< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection < Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus" < Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel
<@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her with it hehehe <@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too <@Beannie|A> and shes helping me <mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?
<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply <een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do <Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms <Want3840> oh! <Want3840> i figured it out <een> YAY <Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity! <Want3840> duh
<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking? <fatbrain> alicetr: just ask <MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.
<naner> has anybody made whoopie? <naner> :| <naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger? <naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in bed
[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!) [V-raggy] my condom ue'd [V-raggy] :[