*** NinjaStu listens to abba - dancing queen *** suds listens to a-teens - dancing queen *** EvilJoven listens to Bitchy Customer - My Webpage Isnt Working (Why wont you die remix) *** Fraggy plays 'Trance Control - Welcome to the House'
<griffin> would you tongue fuck pagans asshole for 27.4 million? <jstepka-w> yup <jstepka-w> i'd do a lot of shit for 27.4 million <griffin> would you kill your mom? <jstepka-w> would I get caught? <griffin> no <jstepka-w> yes
<+Lithium> i have a very large question mark above my head :) <+datafreak> press backspace then
<bigboss> I just got a popup ad that used the ms voice agent thing to talk to me. <bigboss> It was like stephen hawking selling me mutual funds.
<Rossell1> you know I was walking down the street yesterday and it was dark <Rossell1> and I though to myself <Rossell1> "Have to turn up the gamma" <Overlord> someone needs a life <CitizenErazed> but that's because you're stupid. <Rossell1> true
<_MADMAN> i went to my first AA meetings last night <_MADMAN> :D <_MADMAN> i had a good time <wasting> african american club?
* Todd farts <insane> I wouldn't do that with the people in this channel, you might get raped <insane> now they know there is room in your colon <Todd> it's ok, I wear a pair of titanium boxers.
Red99MustangMan: dumbass fatherless, motherless redheaded bitch! you think your better then me at tribes and insulting someone? wow your a regular chef-boy-r-dumbass! i just thought you were ugly but your a dumb bitch too........ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Auto response from IAMAJOKR 02: Leave a note. MustangMan, Your a dumbass bitch. Get a life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Red99MustangMan signed off at 9:37:22 PM.
<MazeMachino> id ownz us all and we know it <MazeMachino> well maybe not jud <MazeMachino> he doesn't know it <MazeMachino> but he'll find out <MazeMachino> when Doom3 arrives in the shops <jud_> yay, pasty fat white zombies for everyone! <MazeMachino> yeah, w00t <MazeMachino> pasty fat white zombies? Americans? <jud_> why spend bazillions on a computer capable of running doom3 when i could just look in the mirror? <MazeMachino> Doom3, the game where you get to shoot American white trash in the gut
<Khrath> U HAVE A SMALL PENIS HAHAHAHAHA <Xion33> sad face <Xion33> :( <Kaladam> sad face <Kaladam> little head <Kaladam> the life of you <Kaladam> small penis head man
<drunknom> I could probaby force myself to be sober, but it's toom uch eforroft <Zacchaeus> ah well - ya gotta enjoy it - or whats the point? <drunknom> preceseisyl
<klif-e> ah thats better my mouse was going spastic turned it over to have a look at what the fuck was going on and there was a short and curly across the lense ;) moral of the story dont scratch your balls with your mouse hand
<mutilate> talking to my best freind from primary skool... so much to catch up on * mutilate is now away: shower
< Squishy> in trade i'd like your soul for my collection < Whoregasm> he means "your dick" for "his anus" < Squishy> i've got lots of souls from this channel
<@Beannie|A> my girlfriend's horny :) and im 'helping' her with it hehehe <@Beannie|A> 'sok, im horny too <@Beannie|A> and shes helping me <mnkymajik> and ur on mirc?
<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply <een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do <Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms <Want3840> oh! <Want3840> i figured it out <een> YAY <Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity! <Want3840> duh
<alicetr> is anyone good with win2k networking? <fatbrain> alicetr: just ask <MBoffin> Maybe he did ask. Maybe he's doing a survey.
<naner> has anybody made whoopie? <naner> :| <naner> does typing alot make your fingers stronger? <naner> cause i really want to be good at atleast one thing in bed
[Marweas] Tribes Condoms(WOULD THEY WORK OR NEED PATCHES!?!) [V-raggy] my condom ue'd [V-raggy] :[
<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash... <Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program must have liked it..
<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand" <Setups> she meant nail polish <Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to" <Setups> and im like <Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands" <Setups> then hes like <Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night" <Setups> and i shutted up :(
<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2 name was harvey <Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded
<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out my window
<Pi> Violence solves everything. <Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.
<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom? <damnerror> yes <damnerror> I didnt know it was C <damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia
<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing <forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn' <forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma fuck,ed <forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>
<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer <kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent post <kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot, and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine
<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes? <MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed! <MattV> A- Almost boobs <MattV> B- Barely there <MattV> C- Can't complain! <MattV> D- Damn! <MattV> DD- Double damn! <MattV> E- Enormous! <MattV> F- Fake.
<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games? <Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates receive written materials about the Programme along with a Japanese language text and tapes." <Yukanojo> GOOD LORD <Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the vietnam war with a stick and a fork
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U! <kiro> chop suey not as good as you say <QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes <QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you. <kiro> fuck you <Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle. *** kiro has quit IRC <QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl <Shatai> =^
<Dan|Out> my cat is using the toilet methinks <ph`> cool <ph`> make a video <ph`> with some close ups <Reverend_Julian> you'll make money <SoM> I need to take a shower <ph`> cool <ph`> make a video <ph`> with some close ups <Reverend_Julian> you'll make money
<CyberBotX> did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards. <CyberBotX> .ereh ti did i ?ees *** Kuraj[Away] (Kuraj@20A3E922.B822F138.49AB8999.IP) has left #bobandgeorge *** Megami (Yasuragi@peacefulhaven-3342CAB4.tampabay.rr.com) has left #bobandgeorge <Lady_Vahn|Balloon_Fight> !seod ti, looc yeh
(mellly) i got ready to go out last night, and as i was leaving dad was coming in the door. he said "the bitch is ready for some action". i say "actually dad i'm not getting any action". he says "melissa, i was talking about the new plow i just put on the truck."
<nafetsta> i am confused <nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s <nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"
<Psy> how many MB in a Gig again? <seafoodgod> 1024 <bobAkirafett> yea <Psy> jesus wept <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000 megabytes of data instead of 1024. <seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: zactly my point. <seafoodgod> and lying bastards. but they cover their asses quite well: "up to 80gb" whatever the fuck that means <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err.... <seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went. what? did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting? did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and have to spend the night over at a friend's drive? <bobAkirafett> lol <seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after itself, either. never mows the grass or does the dishes or takes out the fucking trash <seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it. YOU HEAR ME 5.4 GB!!!! I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!
<Ryan_Singer> hello everyone...GOP took GA too <Ryan_Singer> first republican governor since 1872 <waffle[out]> time to enter my bunker and ride out the next 2 years <waffle[out]> please god let bush not be president when I leave it <Ryan_Singer> The place I interned at last summer might not exist next summer <waffle[out]> Iraq? <Ryan_Singer> The Georgia Technology Authority, the new governor said on the radio he wants it gone
<athie`away> there is nothing wrong with touching yourself especially if you havent had and never will have sex
<ranger> every single quote is about homosexuality? the US q3 scene worries me :>
<UnKn|ilc|n1rv> If i was a really good artist, i would just draw pictures of naked women and beat off to them
[+NekoGirl]: bored evening [+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the panties and call till the bat runs out ..