*** WFTP-Stats has entered[#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> sux my dick *** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users] *** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> losers *** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users] <Loman> weeeee *** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> lazy bastards *** WFTP-Stats has left [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [11 Users] *** WFTP-Stats has entered [#PHPHELP] at [4:38pm] [12 Users] <WFTP-Stats> alright im sorry <WFTP-Stats> help me with my php now plz
<gleep> Damn. The internet must be screwed up. <gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't download porn.
<|42|-D> i just had one of those farts where u pause after and think... "oh shit did i follow through"
<Nagosaki> ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/." <Nagosaki> "?VGbm/' <Nagosaki> sorry <Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard
<CapnCloud> i have a screenshot coming... it's coming... hrrrrrghhhh <ashen|nekogirl> O.O * ashen|nekogirl backs far far away from CapnCloud <CapnCloud> XD <ashen|nekogirl> >.o <plubeard> ....screenshots have never sounded so dirty
<@Slasher1> on the subject of porn, it seems like JT has been 'away' for a fair while
<Rossell1> weird thing happened last night <Rossell1> I had a dream where I was on IRC <Rossell1> and everybody kept saying potatoes <ASk> potatoes <Winquman> potatoes <Rossell1> :/ <Phobius> Tomato
--- Bigchris[porn] is now known as Bigchris <Bigchris> damn i hate this weather <Bigchris> cant get it up
(cow) like if you translate the shit she said into one sentence (cow) it was pretty much (cow) i want cock (cow) man i shoulda put quotes round that
(Circastes) hmm (Circastes) i want to watch tomb raider (Circastes) but i just jacked off (Circastes) so it wont be very interesting
<Aussiedog> lol you know what happend in myers the otherday <Aussiedog> i was in there and i go.. wow this is a cool cd, *talks to shopkeeper* hey what is this cd <Aussiedog> she gives me it and asks me if i am interested in buying <Aussiedog> and i go nar.. i just wanna kniow what songs are on it so i can download them <Aussiedog> she was so pissed
<Supachikn> i'm on bash.org <Supachikn> FAMOURS <Supachikn> err <Supachikn> famous <Supachikn> ILLITERATE
<@TheWongOfBisdom> (4288) IN WHICH RANGE OF HILLS ARE THE CHEDDAR CAVES ? <@TheWongOfBisdom> Hint: @@@@@@@ <+CapeTownJunk> mendips <@TheWongOfBisdom> Nice going CapeTownJunk! The answer was MENDIPS. You got it in 4.692 seconds. <+CapeTownJunk> what a gay name <SuperFlea> what? <+SuperFlea> mine? <+CapeTownJunk> no, mendips <+CapeTownJunk> it's like having savoury crackers, and dipping them in semen
<RushMore> I had a hendrix video playing on the computer and my dad goes in. I go "Watch this" <RushMore> guess what he said <RushMore> "Is that hendrix? i didnt know he was black"
<Codek> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: <Codek> You're a Siamese twin. Your brother is gay and you're not. <Codek> But you only have the one ass.
<FFGnome> I got an E-mail from someone weird who wants to protect my Domain Name. <FFGnome> I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE! ^_^ <Hellspawn> Send them someone elses domain <Hellspawn> tell them its already been stolen <Hellspawn> and you will sign up if they get you it back
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<RahRaH> hey theres an idea <RahRaH> to keep my mum off the computer i can paint all of the keys black
Jesus: my girl mastrabates more then i do Finque: seeing as how your girl is your hand, i'd like to hear you explain that one
<Joe_> I know a girl who's being cheated on, yet she is oblivious to it. <Joe_> It's funny, until I realize I'm dating her.
WhitePony) I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
<@Miz> Buffys on. You told me to remind you, Porn-Star. <@Porn-Star> erm i dont like buffy??? <@Cheez> you gay or something? <@Porn-Star> no i think its boring and predictable <@Cheez> ok ill rephrase. do you like sarah michelle geller? <@Porn-Star> of course! <@Porn-Star> look anyone who doesnt like "that scene" in cruel intentions is a bit weird <@Miz> the one where the guy is naked in the pool?
<aurikan> i got a pre-broken AOL cd in the mail today <aurikan> how considerate of them <aurikan> they saved me the trouble of breaking it
<plod> i love wireless network card and laptop <plod> u aint lived till youve irced on the toilet
<Wevah> BUY YOUR COMMUNION WAFERS NOW! <Wevah> SMALL <Wevah> MEDIUM <Wevah> LARGE <Wevah> WHOLE JESUS SIZE
<TML> simon-: You're single, aren't you? <simon-> TML, yes, why? <TML> simon-: I can tell by the fact you think in terms of 'TML->wife' <octatron> TML: would you have used TML['wife']? :P <TML> octatron: No. I'd use wife->TML
<Nago> i wonder what the chemical formula for warez is <n[a]naki> Nago: W Ar Es <n[a]naki> Tungsten, Argon, Einsteinium
<SA-Thrillias> Watching porn is... different on 1600x1200. <SA-NiteFox> You'll go blind. Really. With all the squinting.
<][Omen][> This is the wierdest channel I've seen in a long time <Fahr> YES! it IS Omen! and you know WHY??? <][Omen][> erm ... no Fahr <Fahr> about a week ago, all the members of this channel won a lifetime supply of pure LSD acid! <Fahr> they put it into a nice infuse and directly into the spinal cord! <][MoC][Gk> mmmmmmmmm superman :p <Fahr> GODS WE'RE STONED! <][Omen][> erm ... pure LSD acid would kill you <Fahr> yes, most of us are also dead...
<@Phillip> so <@Phillip> ive come up with a rough formula to calculate the chance that a chick at a bar will want to screw me <@Phillip> C=[(p/t)/100]+100(D) <@Phillip> C is the percentage chance that she will want to <@Phillip> p is pi <@Phillip> t is the amount of time in seconds that i talk <@Phillip> and D is how drunk she is
Thainthallas: oh... so... the other night, i go into software etc. Thainthallas: and i walk up and say "i want to reserve a copy of metroid prime" Thainthallas: the guy starts trying to talk to me about the game, and asking stuff like if i was "really excited to see the new metroid" Thainthallas: i said "well... I'm really not sure about the whole thing, but the girlfriend said 'me wantie' so I buyie" Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants metroid prime?" Thainthallas: "yes, yes she does" Thainthallas: "she also says i need to buy vice city" Thainthallas: "your girlfriend wants vice city?" Thainthallas: by now, i start to realize that he's getting a little jealous Thainthallas: so i just say "yeah, and she's hot, too!"
<ZeroHour> that NYLUG looked decent <ZeroHour> if we did a Mississippi LUG <ZeroHour> it would be a buncha grungy ass rednecks <ZeroHour> with ghetoo laptops and paintless rides <ZeroHour> rides where the paint peeled off <ZeroHour> rides with different colors on each panel of the body of the vehicle
<Supachikn> square and sony are based in japan <Supachikn> and heaps of other game devs <Supachikn> and anime <Supachikn> and hot chicks <Supachikn> and rally cars <Supachikn> and nice motorcycles <Demigoat> and all night whale-meat buffets!
<Supachikn> i've been getting off on my moving-to-japan thing lately <Supachikn> so asianthumbs.org is in my cache for the last few days <Supachikn> :( <Demigoat> move to tokyo and become a porn star <Demigoat> "Chen Hung Long"
<Nailbomb> ugggh, I swear I'm gonna be seeing pixels for the next week, can't wait to hit the beach tomorrow <Demigoat> yeah <Demigoat> so you can look at the sand <Demigoat> and go <Demigoat> "hmm, those look like pixels"
<Supachikn> Demigoat, you and i are onthe same wavelength <Supachikn> or at least frequency <Demigoat> if you and I were ethernet cards attached to a hub our frames would never collide! <Supachikn> if you and i were polarised light waves we'd be fuckin lazer beams! <Demigoat> Turtles, The - So Happy Together.mp3 <Demigoat> I <3 supa <Supachikn> i less than three you too, demi
<Daedalus> But you cannot, however, suck human excrement out of spaghetti, no matter how hard you try.
<PropWash> I really was hoping I could be 'special enough' for an exception..but alas..im full of myself ;> <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I'm full of many things. <Karnophage> Like a Pinata <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Very close, actually. <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Except I'm not surrounded by little kids with bludgeons, hoping to consume my innards. <PropWash> quick, gimmie a stick <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> GET AWAY FROM MY ENTRAILS!!!
<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I like my terror-inducing weapons of mass destruction to have practical combat uses as well.
<Daedalus> Film noir cereal..."Without thinking, I crammed that deadly sliver of metal carrying the city's most infamous breakfast food into my maw. The tiny flakes snapped and popped, like the fingers of a mob snitch after they found 'im. It wasn't good cereal. But it was better than a gut fulla led."
<sayza> Bug: Popup menus appear in strange places <sayza> Resolution: Turn off "smart window placement"
<Dezzy> actually i was looking for girlie porn for my boyfriend <Beerman> you're a girlie <Beerman> you can MAKE girlie porn! <Dezzy> hm.... true...