<cass> 13 year old with the nick <cass> 'WyLdiNbEd' <suzie> lol <crucial-> means she wets the sheets
<MpTaNk> one time on a test we had to find answers to questions that were in a book and insted of looking for the page I tryed to ctrl+f <MpTaNk> it was a shocking feeling when I realized I couldn't do it
<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid <MpTaNk> :\
<JBerg> I once did a project for an asshole I hated. His name was Jack. Project name: JackOff.exe
<madog> because your a little pee-on <madog> who has no pull on this network <madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined * madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))
<MY3K> someone kick my2k. * Midknight kicks MY2K * MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) <Midknight> there <Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^
<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more <badfysh> :P <badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here? <elister> dude <elister> give it up <elister> go to AOL <elister> do not pass go <jul-> lol <badfysh> ok *** badfysh has left #seattle <elister> LOL! <RSV> heh <elister> I won!!! <jul-> crap that actually works?!?
<SchoolyD> if women couldn't talk, i bet we would be living on mars right now <Islamikaze> yes <SchoolyD> but women keep nagging men <SchoolyD> "leave those equations alone and mow the lawn!"
--> cue_ball (~que_impor@a66b91n118client144.hawaii.rr.com) has joined #WOPN <cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they trade books? <Han_Skywalker> nope, not me <^_sdh_^> book warez heh <cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look? <CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel for book warez <cue_ball> ok thanx
<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu? <Callick> ... <Callick> I sure hope not.
* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the 166, and omitted my dad's accounts <@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff <@Boffbowsh> gone <@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks <@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups <@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup <@Cheez> ahh
<rTc|teDz> Thursday, Practice <rTc|teDz> Everyone can make it ? <rTc|miao> i can <rTc|Teatime> i was planning to invite a whore, but i guess clan matter are more important than my sex life
<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk men
<Warwitch> you speak German? :o <travelyan> sure i do. * Warwitch nods <Warwitch> Jawohl! <travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das mittengrabben <Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!
<rS|skycreatoR> Damnit <rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button - and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the table when i try to lean back, as i usual do.. <rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\
<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.
<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were invented <JeremyC> hahaha <JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya <tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating
* unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined # bitchx <unknown__> i got a prob <unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off? <Ven0m-> its day light savings <Ven0m-> ROFL
<Bezzy> i mean scyence <Jenna> Science <Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8 <Jenna> Your doing fine <Bezzy> that's "you're"
<Fang> 2002 will suck. <Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication. <joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends. What you need is an older man to help you experiment wisely. Please call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.
<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A FARTING JEW? GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS
<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading? <Duker900> dalnet?
<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living room, or is it best to slip out quietly?
<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life? <thecatisold> no <thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream <thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
<jc> I have a dream. <ailie> I had a dream. <jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women? <ailie> No. <jc> Sadly, neither did mine. <jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one (@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am <Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\ <denium> thats why we have #floodhelp <Mk> nono <Mk> like <Mk> weather <denium> oh <denium> that outside thing?
<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http:// www.bash.org/?7755 <Mike`away> bash is back up?? <Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links
<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says 'bullshit'! <dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at him for swearing <dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!" <dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word! '
<@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed at me <@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal? <@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let go of that 60-pound badger"
<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;) <batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r <Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU. <Gilthas> Ew. <TeichDragon> *shudders*
<Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up line EVER!: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
* Now talking in #chaoslegion * Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r || [Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s] (nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'
* Praetorian is back: filling my tum tum after 17mins 11secs <mil-soldat> Praetorian: you have the wierdest reasons in your script <Praetorian> yep :-) ta <milenko> what do you say when you go off with your gf for a bit of action? <milenko> * Praetorian is back: filling my girlfriends tum tum after 1mins 12secs
<trog> one day, I'm gonna find the guy that created polaris, and shove bright colourful things down his throat til he chokes on them
(WillJitsu) how do I tell BitchX to use a certain port range for dcc transfers? (nyisles) /disco DCCportrange <port1> <portwhatever> (WillJitsu) hmm that's not working (WillJitsu) ACiDDoG is the one running BitchX (¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG! ~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com).. (ACiDDoG) me (ACiDDoG) so I type: /disco DCCportrange 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) right? (shattah) yeah (nyisles) yes (¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (DCCportrange 5990 6000) (WillJitsu) funny joke (WillJitsu) seriously, how do you change it? (nyisles) /exec -o yes dcc_port_range num1 num2 (WillJitsu) is that another joke? (nyisles) No (nyisles) enough humor for one night (WillJitsu) -:- No target for this window for -OUT (nyisles) WillJitsu: you have to be connected first (nyisles) and i think in a channel as well (¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG! ~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com).. (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (Excess Flood)
<surfer> anyone here <surfer> how do i set up an irc script : S <surfer> whats the command <seven> surfer : there's a limit of 3 stupid questions within the first hour of joining, you've only got 1 left.