* ZondrZout has entered <Arathorn> hello <ZondrZout> Well, how typical... <ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me <Karyon> lol
(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in (TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak knife cuts plastic grills) (minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?
<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button. <Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN'
<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him <RedWolf> :/ <RedWolf> im soo popular <Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid shit all the time.
<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :( <q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking
<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me sex... anothr broken promise :(
<bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS <Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem before I start craving chocolate then? <bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...) *Khafra looks at the extensive list of users <Khafra> Statistically, probably not
<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth: even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me <Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me
@(mhweaver) new philosophy on life: @(mhweaver) "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."
<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater <Doomer> its my first good program <fraggle> er what language is it in <Doomer> uh <Doomer> wait <Doomer> english
<ComWizz> also, i was thinking that Linux should have a built-in UNIX shell <ComWizz> because when I once did this: chmod -rwx /bin/sh <ComWizz> and tried to restart the computer, it wouldn't shut down, so I turned it off <ComWizz> when i turned it on, it wouldn't boot
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes? <boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P <darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
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<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside
<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay.. <ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from? " "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"
<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date? <Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003 <Elexion> ..... <Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no one waits that long. <Siidu> Eh.. <Siidu> Okay. <Siidu> lol.
<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw. <Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it. <Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
<revc> asphinctersayswhat? <Daedalus> what? <revc> heehee <Daedalus> ? <revc> asphinctersayswhat? <Daedalus> what the hell are you saying <Daedalus> whats an asphincter
<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be interested in both technology and biosecurity issues so we ve arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. " <KeeperX> wtf <KeeperX> i write about video games <KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity issues? <Legacy> You've played RE right?
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet! <ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one <ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
<sparcv9> i'm such a dick <sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve <sparcv9> so i did an: <sparcv9> echo " " | lpr <sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"
<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel <+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god <+Ava|anch3> and he understood it <+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him <+Ava|anch3> and he loves me [+cerb] hehehe <+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/
<RichiH> yay <RichiH> my glasses have arrived <RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points
<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded <H4Z3> how so? <Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find? <H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver <Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red <Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps <H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly. <H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?' 'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'
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<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7 <Cav> i boarded for year 12 <Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse <Cav> err <Cav> i better change that reply :)
<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too <dannthr> wheres the b4 button <Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key
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<CLIP3r> PLease can anybody help me how can I unpack this? mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz <stuu> CLIP3r: tar only works on versions of mysql earlier than 2.01.15 i think theres another command though, i'm not sure <Apollo-> stuu: So, tar doesn't work on any tar files that have mysql in the filename? <stuu> Apollo-: as long as the version number isn't higher than what i speacified it should be fine <Apollo-> stuu: I see <Apollo-> stuu: DO you have clue why tar wouldn't untar a file called mysql-3.23.52-pc-linux-gnu-i686.tar.gz? what if I just named the file this and it was really something else? <stuu> Apollo-: it examines the binary information stored in the files boot sector <Apollo-> stuu: the tar file has a boot sector? <Apollo-> stuu: So, I can boot to it? <stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, well no tar uses it to boot <Apollo-> stuu: Wow...you're full of knowledge, I had not clue tar had to go through a boot process to be able to work <stuu> Apollo-: oh yeah, thats just the start
*** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos sick) *** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) has joined # vgmusic <Alluro95-School> I mean *** Alluro95-School (d@station.sdccd.cc.ca.us) Quit (Quit: typos suck)
*** ProgrammerX (Elimist@AC8E2C7E.ipt.aol.com) has joined # vgmusic <ProgrammerX> Hey, anyone in here want to cyber with a male? <TriforceOfMusic> ? <TriforceOfMusic> what do you mean? <ProgrammerX> Cyber. <TriforceOfMusic> ...? <ProgrammerX> You know....cyber sex? sex over the internet? <Shosuro-chan> jesus fucking christ, who advertized this place to an AOL chatroom
<Foxworth> well, I just saw an ad for a birth control patch <TRC> yeah <TRC> they have had it for a while <Stom> does it go over the vagina?
<Jade> they should make a chinese scrabble <Jade> you have 40000 tokens and they all spell words
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<Jikg> Might anyone have a CD burner that could answer a few quick questions? <SinclairC> my CD burner doesn't talk to strangers <SinclairC> >:(
<GenLeo> I had sex in 5th grade, 6th grade, 8th grade, and sophomore year <GenLeo> er, sex ed even
<Creedy> fucking jesus <Creedy> i have to kill that bitch <logicalentity> jesus? <logicalentity> the romans beat ya
<Xerox> Apparently NOBODY wants to be a librarian in Compton. <ToastyGhost> Because it's a do-nothing job <ToastyGhost> "6:00 - showed up, unlocked. 9:45 - dodged gunfire. 14:06 - the police called, asking for a witness. 20:00 - close"
<wangsta`> damnit <wangsta`> how the fuck do i turn that off <wangsta`> everytime someone pastes a link it pops up <@Ele|HW> oh? <@Ele|HW> http://www.goatse.cx <wangsta`> I FUCKING HATE YOU
<@Adam>Wow, this apple sure does look good... <@Eve>No Adam! * @Adam eats the apple. *** @God sets mode: -oo Adam Eve <@God> THOU HATH SINNED!
<Myren> someone ping flood this bastard please: 127.0.0.1 <darthv> ok *** darthv has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
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<Threeboy> neeks. i hate it when i type "~" by accident. <Threeboy> it makes me question my sexuality.
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<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http:// www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user= 4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$ <kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages <kluster> oh, it is a link. nm