*** CloneMar has joined #nevernomore <Mark> AHAHAHAHEHAH! <CloneMar> I have beat the system! <Mark> Cloned myself when the rules says no ;P <CloneMar> your dead sexy Mark *** Mark has quit IRC (G-Lined) *** CloneMar has quit IRC (G-Lined) <DaBeast> Ah, the system works!
<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out <DeathStar> fuck wrong channel <DeathStar> ignore that please <Draebor> haha
<@Gibbon> My cat had a better dinner than I did tonight. It has "sliced duck with olives" ... I had a couple of bits of toast <@Gibbon> there's something fundamentally wrong with that
<dbanks> does anyone know what DS would mean if someone said "you are DS" <@kellogs> <dbanks>: you are a dumb shit <dbanks> fuck you, i come in here asking for someeno to hepl me and you abuse me fuckin cunt *** Parts: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92) <petey> lol dumbass *** Joins: dbanks (banksey@138.21.122.92) <dbanks> oh shit i just got what you meant sorry *** kellogs sets mode: +b *!*@138.21.122.92 *** dbanks was kicked by kellogs (banned: whoever said that about you was right)
<@Crimson> Apache + FreeBSD + PHP + MySQL (or PostgreSQL I've heard) = WEB SERVER HEAVEN :) <%djlaptop> I don't trust anything I didn't spend a lot of money on
<Dedge> When you kill 6 people in Unreal Tournament it's "Monster Kill", In Quake3 it's "Excellent", in Counter-Strike it's "Kicked by console"
<CptPlanet> man. i just called my finger a faggot for having a splinter in it. <CptPlanet> i need to get some friends, stat.
<me> I had an ex called steve...who spent all his time on the computer....so one day I stripped naked and stood beside him...he turned around and said "I get your point" and went back to playing his game
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Anubus <@Anubus> ° I got the Powwa stick! ° <+DaS> how'd you know I called it that? <+DaS> and what are you doing holding it?
(%nickster) my moms gonna be a helper at a school (%nickster) for mentally handicapped people (@starbucks_mafia) thats great (@starbucks_mafia) you'll get to see her more often now
<Soultechh> i say potato, you say potato <Soultechh> doesn't really work on irc does it? :
<red13n> average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty.
(saboteur) whoa cool (saboteur) disco lights in bitchx (saboteur) /disco úúú signoff/#computers.. blade2k (Exit: Disconnecting)
<pimpybra> Did you just get off on that? <Valgar_> On Tuna? <Valgar_> I like it, but not that much
<IICV> This is freaky. <IICV> My dog is sitting there, winking at me. <JeremiahSmith> He wants you. <IICV> He wants my grapes. <JeremiahSmith> Is that what you call them?
<Blazen> racism is not tolerated on this network. you have been warned. further actions will include kill/gline. <gigfood> who is that <gigfood> everybody says that word <gigfood> fuck you nigger <Zt|ReEn^Ni> hes an ircop <gigfood> shit he is? <Blazen> is that a challenge? <gigfood> listen here mr tuff irc cop <gigfood> fuck you nigger *** gigfood has quit IRC (G-lined (Multiple harassment/racism issues))
<Cody> Sign #2 for me to worry about filling out my selective Service Agreement: The City that they mailed from is called "Palpatine" <Cody> General> If only you knew the power! <Cody> Me> I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU! <Huntress> LOL <Cody> General> So be it.... traitor... *Zaps Cody with Tazer*
<MikeG520> Hey how do I ban an ip from my computer <MikeG520> actually, a whole subnet <MikeG520> er isp
<A-KO> heh <A-KO> so <A-KO> what's the latest on Iraq? heh <@crw> eh, apparently it's still there. <@crw> we're working to rectify the problem :P <A-KO> lol
*** markus has been kicked off channel #rmipeople by DJTodd (DIE.) *** markus (~wh00p@132-31-254-64.cognicase.net) has joined channel #rmipeople <DJTodd> What would I do without /kick? <markus> have your lunch money taken via DCC?
<Soberguy> redhat 8 can't decide if a rpm is installed or not <toxictv> Redhat is like anal sex - good every now and then, but if you rely on it too heavily, it starts to bleed out the ass.
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<Lordy> why dont u got broadband nigga <h2o> ? <h2o> my connection? <Lordy> no your hair style
<Sean> haha you don't like the finns <Skywalker> i have the finns <ed|work> in a small box? <Skywalker> hate*
<@SD_Liddo-chan> the liddo knew a friend who broke his arm while we were playing chess <@SD_Liddo-chan> -_-
* Wiggle sighs * boardwild wiggles <Wiggle> :( <boardwild> crybaby <Wiggle> thanks <boardwild> u gonna cry all day, crybaby? <boardwild> U LITTLE CRYBABY! * Parts: Wiggle (blankey@adsl-???-???.wanadoo.be)
[@Unknown_Source] : Dogs are weird and dumb [@djjason] : Agreed [@Unknown_Source] : I mean, wave the biscuit, and the dumbass dogs comes * Unknown_Source waves a biscuit [Join (#afterhoursdjs)] : [DJAngelicon (~DJAngelic@12-231-113-90.client.attbi.com)] [@Unknown_Source] : ...
<Ginga> ne1 know if there is a way to remotley switch on a ps2 minus having a large stick <Mad_Matte> geting kids...
<fragterm> i was surprised to find wheelchair toilets myself, but hey, they have their uses <Khel> what would be more impressive was if you had sex with a crippled chick who was in the wheelchair toilet doing her business
<Taz> my FTO could top your mates prelude man no worries <iPRoTiuS> lol are u sure? its 210hp man <Taz> really? a prelude can do that? <iPRoTiuS> err, yea <Taz> bullshit wot year is it? <iPRoTiuS> 88 <Taz> 1988? <iPRoTiuS> no u retard. 1888. it literally has 210 hourses pulling it
<InvaderZim> embrase man love <Marticus> i dont love teh cock, sorry, zim <InvaderZim> no no no <InvaderZim> man love isn't cock love <SectorX4> Only someone who loves the cock would know that
<syrinx53> oz is a weight and a volume <Znarl> How can it be both?!?! That's insane. <syrinx53> even crazier, it's different if you're measuring the volume of a liquid vs. a solid
<Mr_E> A) I gotfor about your B and B) I forgot about your A <Mr_E> gotfor?! <Mr_E> GOTFOR?! <Mr_E> my brain is rebelling against me
<sTubby> there would only be 1 downside about being able to suck yourself off... <sTubby> your boner would be cancelled out because of the fact that it's a guys lips on your nuts...and more so that it's your own lips!
<RichiH> i am also pretty sure that the a key on this keybord needs a slightly stronger push thn ll the other keys
<Ash> look: I like python pretty well, but the syntax is kind of annoying. <AaronSw> this from a lisp programmer?! <Ash> AaronSw: One type of brace is much simpler than a bazillion! <AaronSw> to write perhaps, but not to rfead <Ash> Lisp's syntax is simple and efficient. <Ash> With a proper editor, lisp is incredibly easy to read. <look> OK, let's pretend we got past the syntax argument <look> It's now 45 minutes in the future <look> and we've agreed to disagree <look> Hurray! <AaronSw> I bet look's time machine is programmed in Python. <duck />
<Skull> WTF? i lost the connection <Kisa> Arrrg wait. <Kisa> koj fucked up and ftp server. <Skull> Eh? Both Koj and the FTP server fucked up? :) * Kisa smiles <kisa> *an
<Bookworm> bash.org I don't think it's abuse, do you? <IICV> bash.org Why are we prefacing everything with bash.org? <JeremiahSmith> bash.org Nope. <AngelHedgie> bash.org No, more like pointing out the flaw in the script. <JeremiahSmith> bash.org Because Yin-Tzu's scripts filter out all lines that contain bash.org. <Bookworm> bash.org - iicv - Yin-Tzu has a script that replaces the whole line that has bash.org in it with "I'm a flaming lamer" <IICV> bash.org Spiffy. <JeremiahSmith> bash.org So he doesn't know we're talking about him. <AngelHedgie> bash.org So we're trying to drive a point home.