<McGod> and the lord said... let there be fries with that... and they tasted good
(Said in #asian) <toxictele> God, it feels awesome to drive around the drag in my Supra, flex my huge muscles and wave to other white people.
<@NeoPhoenixTE> I see mispelling and faggotry go hand in hnad <@NeoPhoenixTE> er <@NeoPhoenixTE> hand <@NeoPhoenixTE> HAND <@NeoPhoenixTE> .. fuck
<Tisha> So we were watching a veggie tales movie <Tisha> and jonah, the asparagus, was talking about this place he doesn't want to go to <Tisha> but like the lord needs his message delivered <Tisha> and he doesnt' want to go there because everyone slaps one another with fish <Tisha> and I kept thinking "is that some secret irc reference?"
Topic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America Online!!!' * Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05 12:40:33
<zlisto> dude, I just couldn't make it through that movie clockstoppers <uk55> I know, It was pretty bad. <zlisto> fuck that, i just couldn't put up with the constant violations of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd laws of thermodynamics
<TwiggYGoD> you have all the movies in .rm format, dont you? <Hiroechan> rm blows goats <Hiroechan> you don't want it <TwiggYGoD> yes i do <TwiggYGoD> it's the smallest format <TwiggYGoD> and if i want it different, i'll use a converter <TwiggYGoD> but i myself, PREFER rm <Hiroechan> you *PREFER* Rm? <TwiggYGoD> yes <TwiggYGoD> best visual quality i've seen yet <Hiroechan> okay, now this is some funny shit <TwiggYGoD> i hate avi and asf and mpg <Hiroechan> do you use a Mac?
<me2> How do I queue a clip in server...everytime it says slot is available someone fills it in <MrParker> did you use "get" or "queue" ? <me2> queue, but others seem to beat me to the available slot <me2> but I want to fill the slot <me2> Ive been on top of the slot ready to fill it tho <me2> I want to put it in <me2> Well...once I get it in its staying there <MrParker> are we still talking about files ??
<Hittman> !op <Hittman> %op <Hittman> ^op <Hittman> wtf <Hittman> its broken <Hittman> someone fix it <Gaz> press alt + f4 *Hittman has quit IRC (Quit: ) <Fragbait> LOL <Gaz> haha.
<lagrange> I had a doctor's appointment today about the way I keep oversleeping. I overslept and missed it.
<@Trouble`> what sport could see six chinamen in a maiden and a nightwatchman with a duck? <@Trouble`> Hint: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ <cheeks`> japscat
<timmo> url age of consent chart <sx> age of consent chart: http://www.ageofconsent.com/ ageofconsent.htm <timmo> check the chart. <Valgar_> Screw the chart! It is all about discretion! <NeonAFK> heh <NeonAFK> its "undefined" in equador <Guilty> /away Equador
<LoKuanYu> I should drived around town with my notebook. I want to map out the "free" wireless spots. <LoKuanYu> ^_^ <emc2serv> heh, theres an idea. <loser\Away> war driving <LoKuanYu> You never know when the government might be chasing after you and you need a quick access to the internet <loser\Away> to tells us about it? <emc2serv> lol <LoKuanYu> lol
<CaptainCanada231> I mean, it's not like she'll be the senior pron queen for nothing. <CaptainCanada231> *prom
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered UPC747|Rob: yeah BouncyFish: It's called the internet.
Tre Moi: OMFG I JUST POURED ICEWATER DOWN MY PANTIES WaCKo3629: ...... WaCKo3629: I don't see how you could accidentally do that. WaCKo3629: Or not realize what would happen.
<ColeW> heh, i just had to tackle my brother <ColeW> he tried to look at my internet history =( <obithrawn> How old is he? <ColeW> ummm....13..14... <ColeW> one of those <obithrawn> Oh, good move then. <ColeW> i was like, why is he racing towards the computer....OH SHIT! <Yawgatog> I think it's time you and he had a chat about the Bird Maidens and the Killer Bees <ColeW> no one will ever know about my hairy underaged russian transexual fetish <ColeW> ... <ColeW> did i just say that out loud? <CrazyLich> no you typed it <ColeW> oh...phew * CrazyLich copy + pastes quote.
<@anorexicpoodle> so the cable modem is plugged directly into your comp <KooGooShii> lemme check <KooGooShii> yup <KooGooShii> i just unhooked it and checked <FinalLancer> /notice me if you get it up, imma gonna be doing stuffs <KooGooShii> yet im still on the internet <KooGooShii> isnt that weird <@anorexicpoodle> uhh <@anorexicpoodle> what port did you unhook <KooGooShii> lets see how long i can go without my modem plugged in before i get disconnected! KooGooShii «~aliasmpu@24.114.112.97» has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<DB> So, anyone have a secret to immortality they would like to share with me? <Nidoking> Don't die.
<jen14> *sigh* for my first real question of the night - anyone here run linux on a tablet? * OldMonk ran it on a viagra once... wasn't so good, couldn't kill any processes at all.
* beer-chan back 20:28:35 EST (shower) gone: 1709wks 2days 23hrs 42mins 18secs <beer-chan> YES <beer-chan> best shower ever
<Basketcase> Spliffy I got a kitty today! <Basketcase> Paris gave him to me! <Basketcase> he's the cutest little thing * Basketcase sighs <Basketcase> I love that man <Spliff> lol <Spliff> pussy for some pussy <Spliff> cute <Basketcase> Shut up
<rapty> I'm doing homowork. :( <rapty> Err. homework. <BLiZZ> ROFL. <rapty> It was a typo. Seriously.
<LucyAway> Pina coladas are girl drinks too <LucyAway> They are just so fruity and cold <Nailbunny> like queer eskimos
<Infomastr> i have the recrod for being the only person to make an ISO of ms calculator
<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I don't even know her name. <uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ? <HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name <uk55> what about Tanya? <HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on this one. <uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty, what about Nora, Catherine is possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely Barbara- I think it is Barbara <HandiKap23> you are an asshole *** Quits: HandiKap23
<Sorted^> half-life? <Sorted^> is that like simcity? <Halo--> I think so, but you shoot people.
* DerianX sets mode: +m <DerianX> Try to talk. * DerianX sets mode: +v GWA <DerianX> Now try. <GWA> try what? <DerianX> ... <Gaz> It's mainly used for big channels tho <DerianX> To talk. <GWA> my mic is not setup lol <DerianX> ... <Gaz> rofl
<Rossell> saw this boy I knew today <Rossell> and I had a startling realisation he was actually a she! <Rossell> so for 2 years I was believeing that this girl was a boy. <Rossell> so that answers my query about her putting perfume on
<FlyNavy> I'm on irc, discussing why I can't get laid <FlyNavy> and I realize <gee> muahahaha. <FlyNavy> I can't get laid cause I'm on irc all the fucking time
<Sauron> nazis steal everything from other cultures <Sauron> swastica = stolen, salute = stolen, skinhead name = stolen <Sauron> nazi banners = stolen <Sauron> nazi eagle = stolen <r3q> world domination = priceless <Sauron> lol
<calif> dude i definatly spend too much time on irc, lol <Marl3y> yeah, at around 10 last night I went downstairs to get something to eat, and my mom was in the kitchen and goes ... "whoa, you still live here?"
(Nitelen) my ejaculation has a high alcohol content (Nitelen) that explains why i'm always drinking it
<@Zen> So Sean's toaster has two settings: <@Zen> toast <@Zen> and bagel. <@Zen> But it's not a switch/ <@Zen> It's a dial. <@Zen> So I guess if your bread is 60% bagel <@Zen> this toaster can handle it.
<vect0r> i think they have something called a "real life" i've heard the others talking about it <vect0r> i've never seen any screenshots though <vect0r> so i have no clue what that is
<Ray[RDN]> My skin is all pale, im like superskinny, and I smell bad. <Ray[RDN]> I think i'm dead
<RichiH> lilo: benjamin == fork(lilo) ? * lilo nods <lilo> he's a child process <lilo> eventually he'll have his own process group though
<Eticam> ya know <Eticam> something ain't right <Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of video/music <Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all
<GKirk> MCO = Orlando <Celestar> MCO == Orlando * Celestar notices that he is a C programmer and GKirk is not * GKirk slaps Celestar around a bit with a printf and scanf statement * GKirk compiles Celestar
<Measure> haha reading about this japanese video <Measure> girl has to survive on a few eggs and semen for a week. <Measure> can't eat anything else <Ravenlily> ew <Ravenlily> i hate eggs
<blazemore> my brother is in a quake3 clan <blazemore> and he had a ctf game tonight <blazemore> and like <blazemore> we were walking out of tilt <blazemore> his friend goes "dude hurry up, you're gonna be late for you clan meeting" <blazemore> and these black guys were walking by <blazemore> and looked like they were about to kick our asses
« Mo0ze » ye u better not be sucking on your own penis again «@ young_einstein» i tried but im not flexible enough <CrashMan79> Mwa ha ha ha ha ha..... «@ Octalus» I wish i could suck my own penis <CrashMan79> I don't <CrashMan79> who knows where it's been
<bansidhe>Last night my wife and I are having sex (me on top) and just as we hit the big 'O', I accedently slip out and make a mess on our stomaches. <bansidhe>After we catch our breath, she starts laughing and gets this playful/evil look in her eye. Then she gets all serious and says... <bansidhe>"Honey, I need to tell you something.... I feel something has come between us." <bansidhe>Hehe... My wife rocks!