<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true <Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable <Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word? <Bandit-> actually yes
<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2. <Cano> and u'll get beat down <darkrift> uhm no <darkrift> hello <darkrift> ork detecing sword.
<bloop> that's a moot point <SLing> your mom's a moot point <bloop> you're cats a moot point <SLing> your spelling is a mott point <SLing> ...damn
<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken <poppyq> or you could just look at porn
<Joe-> put <Joe-> cant u do <Joe-> if like <Joe-> it <Joe-> joins <Joe-> any proxy <Phunk> cant <Phunk> you put <Phunk> your shit <Phunk> on <Phunk> one line <Phunk> ?
striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing? striker gossips: it didn't really die. ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser.
<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off.
Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason... Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house. Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...
<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me. <Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.
SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though
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<dra-> hey shit eaters <insta> penis up in your face <insta> smacking your face <insta> you love it <dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS <dra-> uh <insta> that picture was hilarious <dra-> uh sure <insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me <insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality <dra-> i just promptly close <Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.
<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics <Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes <Sumez> like "you fag blow me"
<scabb> Sweden = Porn <scabb> Belgium = Chocolate <Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate <scabb> Denmark = Bacon <scabb> France = Frogs <scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis <scabb> Switzerland = Cheese <Psitron> Holland = Gardening
<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me... <timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you <timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada <timmo> so when its dark there <timmo> its light here (sarcasum)
<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though... <Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County. <Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better.
<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing <sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time
[^Neon^]: what windows are u running? [AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc [^Neon^]: windows [^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ?
<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural! <+miz-> :o <@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that <+Apocalipstick> O_O <@Aural-Fixation> hahaha <@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids? <@sasseriansection> worse <@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox
<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?
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<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps <trunck> didn't need to go anywhere <trunck> had everything in 2 ftps <trunck> 100+k <trunck> download <trunck> now i suck * Nec unzips his pants <Nec> go ahead
<Trivia> 011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index? <Trivia> 1st Hint: ***** **** Question Value : 12 Points <Olmec> penis size
<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again <dave> (don't tell tj i said that) <dave> (we share a sink)
<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz <Zug> I'm cute and single. <Veronika9> Zug: go to hell <Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me! <Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it. <Zug> how's that.
<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3 <DrPoole> never upgrade <DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001 <DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD <Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL.. <Smackman> SL? <Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life <Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D <Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding <Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand
<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day)
<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either <class> its exhausting
<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux <D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too <D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough... <CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D <D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small <D-BOY> flesh stretches <D-BOY> plastic doesn't <CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING
<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case <PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint <PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing <PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan <PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode <PuffinFreshWog> and a penis <PuffinFreshWog> oops <PuffinFreshWog> ummm <PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!! <PuffinFreshWog> type /clear
<hodb> . <Hydr> .. <hodb> ... <Riku> .... <Hydr> ... <Riku> .. <Hydr> . <Riku> IRC is art.
* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face * Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM <stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face
<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie.. <Anapaest> yummie <Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha <Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D <Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels <Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles
<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage... <goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans. <goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money. <goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex. <goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.
* Inferno has joined #Depressed <Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together <Inferno> and holdin hands an shit <Inferno> its fucken sick <Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now <Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :) <nerfBoy> is she hot? <Inferno> he and yeah he is alright <Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic <Inferno> whats that? <Iverson> you hate gays.. <Inferno> yeah i do.. <Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head.. <Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal.. <Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole.
<burrito> lol ya <burrito> who the hell is burrito? <burrito> oh shit <burrito> nm <veet|z0r> LOL <BBQ_69> fool <veet|z0r> You suck :D
<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware" <alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7 <alseen> um, two different studies
<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers..
<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam? <daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :) <daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;) <daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times <daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere! <daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams??
<pc> eating + mircing <pc> screams "i'm a fat loser" <lfadk> but we all knew that
<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit.. <MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content) <MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out. <MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P
*** Mixico (~majin_Dus@217.17.239.10) has joined #slipknot <Mixico> I`m Using Tri Script <kiwiman> I Don't Care <Mixico> @@ <Mixico> I CARE *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico <kiwiman> Three times the power! <kiwiman> And fuck.
<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form. <Spike> That's why we have the ignore command <Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where near me. <MeePLe> Get a live journal or something... <Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else? <MeePLe> yes.
<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down <Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002. <Path> congratulations
(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist (@_Mist_|School) you and your oxymorons (@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"?