<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once <Toke> and asked for his ip <Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself
* @Cryogen jumps up and down <@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff <@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon
<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry..
<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ?
* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit <Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace <Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you <Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw <lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing <Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first <lustychick> ok i opening it for you <Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy <lustychick> ok
<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes <Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up <Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite <Mr_E> if there was such thing <Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then <w|zzy> it is your celery <Mr_E> excuse me? <logicalentity> hehe <logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT
<goober> Man, my wrist hurts <flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm. <goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much? <flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest.
<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you? <richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching <richmond> smacked me in the side of the head <richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since
<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked. <Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
* Quits: zytel (~pirch@svcr-216-108-199-29.dsl.svcr.epix.net) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.)
<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his
<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets <PlatinumDragon> ha ha <PlatinumDragon> no shit? <Ashe3> yeah <Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets <BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it. <Ashe3> lol <BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.
<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black. <LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to black.
<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a seriously nice way to wake up <Nathan> heh <Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again?
<Threeboy> !down * ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy <Threeboy> !up * ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy <tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start <tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives
<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a scant 17 megabytes? <HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo <[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"?
ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds ianepson: and i had my guitar with me...... ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance Metal Mantis X: lol Metal Mantis X: lmfao ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai Metal Mantis X: lol ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped. ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin..... ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"
<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true <Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable <Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word? <Bandit-> actually yes
<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2. <Cano> and u'll get beat down <darkrift> uhm no <darkrift> hello <darkrift> ork detecing sword.
<bloop> that's a moot point <SLing> your mom's a moot point <bloop> you're cats a moot point <SLing> your spelling is a mott point <SLing> ...damn
<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken <poppyq> or you could just look at porn
<Joe-> put <Joe-> cant u do <Joe-> if like <Joe-> it <Joe-> joins <Joe-> any proxy <Phunk> cant <Phunk> you put <Phunk> your shit <Phunk> on <Phunk> one line <Phunk> ?
striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing? striker gossips: it didn't really die. ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser.
<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off.
Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason... Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house. Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life...
<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me. <Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl.
SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though
* time stamps have been retained to aid in the understanding and comedy of the quote... [18:23:03] *** NoneX (Harry@64.229.188.165) has joined channel #php [18:23:05] <greg_oc> Channel Warning: NoneX detected in # kiddiesex [18:23:10] *** NoneX has left #php
<dra-> hey shit eaters <insta> penis up in your face <insta> smacking your face <insta> you love it <dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS <dra-> uh <insta> that picture was hilarious <dra-> uh sure <insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me <insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality <dra-> i just promptly close <Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe.
<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics <Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes <Sumez> like "you fag blow me"
<scabb> Sweden = Porn <scabb> Belgium = Chocolate <Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate <scabb> Denmark = Bacon <scabb> France = Frogs <scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis <scabb> Switzerland = Cheese <Psitron> Holland = Gardening
<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me... <timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you <timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada <timmo> so when its dark there <timmo> its light here (sarcasum)
<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though... <Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County. <Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better.
<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing <sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time
[^Neon^]: what windows are u running? [AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc [^Neon^]: windows [^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ?
<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural! <+miz-> :o <@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that <+Apocalipstick> O_O <@Aural-Fixation> hahaha <@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids? <@sasseriansection> worse <@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox
<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment?
*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.)
<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps <trunck> didn't need to go anywhere <trunck> had everything in 2 ftps <trunck> 100+k <trunck> download <trunck> now i suck * Nec unzips his pants <Nec> go ahead
<Trivia> 011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index? <Trivia> 1st Hint: ***** **** Question Value : 12 Points <Olmec> penis size
<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again <dave> (don't tell tj i said that) <dave> (we share a sink)
<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz <Zug> I'm cute and single. <Veronika9> Zug: go to hell <Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me! <Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it. <Zug> how's that.
<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3 <DrPoole> never upgrade <DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001 <DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button