<Moonpie> Dude <Moonpie> Don't ever put deodorant on your crotch and try to lick it off. <Moose[DWI]> ... <Moose[DWI]> OK THEN
<copernicu> what are bad noises for hard drives to make? * copernicu has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<Christy> People who talk in metaphors outta shampoo my crotch. <FL3A|afk> people who shampoo crotches outta shave
<CptPlanet> wtf? i can't find any lobster fetish sites out there. <CptPlanet> and you call yourself an internet.
<pip> what does the +iz mean by my name? <MrFalcon> it means you can /disco <-- pip has quit (Quit: Disconnecting)
<blie> i need a new girlfriend <blie> mine sucks <kelseyB> yours sucks? <kelseyB> ill take her
<Gus_Hobbleton> ok, there's a class full of retard kids... <Gus_Hobbleton> and for some reason or another, they're learning about beds <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says "what kind of bed is that?" <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "qyeen sized bed!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, says "what kind of bed is that?" <Gus_Hobbleton> kid says "its a king sized bed!" <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher says "good little retard!!" <Spork> ... <Gus_Hobbleton> teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds... <Gus_Hobbleton> you know, the kind with one on top of the other... <Gus_Hobbleton> umm.... <Spork> bunk beds? <Gus_Hobbleton> GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!
<becky> 18 f* Pic on Profile <kari> hey becky?.. what does * mean? <martha> kari, it means she hasnt completed her operation yet
<[Banned-H]G-Daddy>no, see, do a threesome 2guys/1girl... so you have the bigger dick (gotta take a chance) and she'll ignore him.. so you can do his boyfriend with him watching :) <Claus> woah there G! <Isajeep> rofl <Claus> "so you can do his boyfriend with him watching" <Isajeep> I don't call him Gay-Daddy for nothing <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> er.. her her her <[Banned-H]G-Daddy> jesus... what am I thinking
« INH- » hey! « INH- » you know what i hate? « INH- » when people pussy out of arguments by using "its my opinion" « INH- » if its your opinion, shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself, bitch! « INH- » ... « INH- » ritalin soon.
<+Onima> ioops <@kal-el> iOops? <@kal-el> heh <+Onima> oops <@kal-el> thats the new mac error system :P <+Onima> lol
<atomicbanana> Realtor came today. <martha> did you get any on you? <atomicbanana> no. I had a cumbrella
<synthie> one of my cats was licking her butt like cats do... <synthie> farted in her own face and fell off the bed <Sheri> thats why i hate animals <synthie> knocked herself out
<Kaz|Work> holy fucking shit <Kaz|Work> im out of a job <Kaz|Work> the place blew up <@Zoot> better change your nick then.
<Ramza> well how come it's down for me? <Ramza> and don't say because of windows <Cyan683> Does it give an error, or does it say "Unknown Host"? <Ramza> yes <Cyan683> ..... <Cyan683> YES IS NOT AN ANSWER TO "A OR B?" * Cyan683 sets mode: +i * Ramza was kicked by Cyan683 (Wham! -- Kibou to Hikari no script) * Cyan683 sets mode: -i * Ramza (spoon@anandtech.com) has joined #starmen <Ramza> no?
Dribblee: how many coursees yo udoing? Dominion: 5 or 6...I forget Dominion: 2+1+1+1+1
<HoaX> did you get your ticket? <FLB> No :( <FLB> My dad got home to late. <FLB> I will get it tommorow *he* says <HoaX> mmhmmm <FLB> He's kinda unreliable. <FLB> Been smoking pot so long. <HoaX> like your soldier in bed? <FLB> Pardon me? <FLB> Did you just comment on my sexual performance? <HoaX> no... never <HoaX> i wasnt so asleep during that camping trip <FLB> That's what I thought. <FLB> I jizzed in your water bottle. <HoaX> it happens <FLB> Yeah. <FLB> Sorry about that. <HoaX> no hard feelings <FLB> It was there, and I didn't want to disrupt nature with my man seed. <HoaX> but... why was it green and orange? <FLB> I have issues. <Peloquin> hahaha <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts. * Peloquin changes topic to 'http://www.matazone.co.uk/ kitty2.htm | <FLB> I have issues. <FLB> And Dr. Seuss lives in my nuts.' <FLB> Would you jizz in her face? Would you jizz on her lace? Would you jizz here or there, would you jizz anywhere? Would you jizz FLB, would you jizz, jizz on me? <Syfoon> You both need to see a doctor... a head doctor <Peloquin> haha * Peloquin makes it clear that he had no part in the conversation
* Topic is 'Download help NOT available here.' * eats (Skuller@h24-69-27-242.gv.shawcable.net) has joined # new2mIRC <eats> i need to get a trial version of maya 3d software. were in this program can i go to look this up? <@corm> www.download.com <eats> not that comon <@corm> oh <@corm> you mean on mirc <eats> yes sir/mame <@corm> push Ctrl and F4 at the same time, it opens the file search dialog * eats (Skuller@h24-69-27-242.gv.shawcable.net) has left # New2mIRC <@corm> snicker
<Dulan> And if anyone here doesn't know what bukkake is....ask Unifex to explain it. :P <unifex> It's a kind of pastry, obviously. <unifex> From Sweden. <unifex> Not alot of people like that pastry though. <unifex> People get so messy when eating it, too.
<ParadoX> lol my friend just said he stole a bong from this guys house, but from how he described it, it's a penis pump <ParadoX> he said he put his mouth to it, and it smelled funny <ParadoX> HAHAHA <Phucker> Owned.
·cronO· !8ball why is darklyte gay? ·Darklyte· cronO, You answer can only be found within yourself. ·cronO· aw iggz haha iggz fag!
<punchcard> you know you're a geek when you read the headline "Bush won't order ports reopened" and think they are talking about a firewall <punchcard> "By order of the President of the United States of America, -A input -p boats -l -j reject."
<jay\> the cock from burger king tastes better, dunno why tho :| <jay\> coke <jay\> ffs
[18:17] * +SoberGuy smacks dalnet [18:17] <+SoberGuy> stay together u humpty dumpty of networks
<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car <MacGunner> ANND <MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them <Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay. <MacGunner>...
<iggz[work]> Indeed. <iggz[work]> mav you might like this <iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/ edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg <iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/ offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/ <iggz[work]> no <iggz[work]> fuck <iggz[work]> not that <iggz[work]> the second one <iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies
<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut. <Phucker> Is it a mullet? <Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome. <Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet' <Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated
<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay <Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results, please check later
<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has chicks completely naked <@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now? <@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn
<+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy <@chikster> no beards at school? <+RushMore> no beards <@chikster> gayness to the extreme <+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school <+RushMore> run by nuns <+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either <@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard why cant you <@chikster> he had long hair too <@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say
<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday <+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours <+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo <+Kuro_> for 24 hours <+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well
<m2-Cruiser> i gotta big fat dick for your mother fuckin mouth <asmodius> :x <m2-Cruiser> :o <asmodius> :x <moof> like this one? www.tnww.net/it/dick.jpg <m2-Cruiser> not a valid url <asmodius> omg you clicked on it <moof> wtf you sick fuck.. you wanna see dick? <asmodius> feg <asmodius> :(
<daenonon^II> lol <daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up <daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam <daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up <daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore fucking gets xtreme!!"
<Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing <AC|Malaki> lol <AC|Malaki> !donothing <Guildenstern> hehe <AC|Malaki> .. <AC|Malaki> hrm <Guildenstern> hehehee <beans> dumbass <AC|Malaki> it not working.. <AC|Malaki> OI! <AC|Malaki> git! <AC|Malaki> =( <beans> LOL <beans> QUOTE!
<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet? <Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms <Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock. <slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?
<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser <blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny
<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE button. <Soundwave> same <NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing " <ACTRESS NAME> nude" <NapkinEater> work sucks
<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the blackboard? <ibor132> i hate those
<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment. <Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly. <Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts." <Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."
(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks (@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in (@Matt) echo the time in red (TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time (TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc> (@Matt) its wrong (TheOne) i think you will find its right (@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW (@Matt) -noob
<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time <pagan> true dat CrdStang
<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects <Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!" <Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?" <Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work
[@agg]: fs [@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo [@agg]: for about 5 mins [@agg]: with my tv remote
<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke." <RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala." <Tenek> luke? <LordChaos-AFK> lol <Relnereth> Luke and amidala? <RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second." <Tenek> Anakin, Rex. <Sir_silver> HOO HA <Relnereth> incest!! <RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin." <RexExitium> haha oops.
<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick. <NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse. <NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening <T_B2k> k :( <x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =) <T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)