<Lestat> @find africa <Ganner> @find nigeria <Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis <Lestat> @find fisherman tim <brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP
-plot· then i masterbated -plot· :D +chimney· we didn't need to know that last part -plot· but you wanted to know +chimney· oh yes, i just LOVE knowing when EVERY ONE has recently masturbated +chimney· it's my top priority, i made a mysql database just to keep track -plot· dude -plot· thats sick
<Jorenko> I'm getting a 96.1% in ORGASM right now, though. That's good. <ZRaven> i didn't know Schroe had a grade book <Jeff> Wow, I wish I could be graded for having orgasms. <Schroe> ... <Jorenko> EECS-2100: Computer Organization and Assembly Language <ZRaven> the nice thing is if you weren't doing well, you could withdraw
<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay homo doesnt want to pay shipping <ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie
<Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ, and Fry into making idiots of themselves. <Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples always falls for traps because they think there smarter <Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh? <Arazan> what? <Arazan> fuck u *** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)
<Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ. My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!! <Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house <Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?
<synthetic-> God simply does not want me to have any meaningful relationships <synthetic-> I'm up until 5:15 in the morning talking to a nice 18-year-old girl from Louisiana... <synthetic-> AND SHE'S MARRIED <synthetic-> even though I have no hope of ever meeting her, she's still unavailable
<jamesf> go to work, put your jacket over your chair and a cup of coffee next to your keyboard, then go home <jamesf> everyone will think you're in a meeting <jamesf> turn up again at 4, do an hour's work and then go home again <jamesf> no-one will be any the wiser
<l_oke> im sure velocity sucks. Not that i use it, but most people that plugs their solutions all the time tend to be morons, and we all know what kind of code morons write.
<Snio> pathetic !!!! <Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars <DawaiDOOM> you tried them? <Snio> no ! of course ! <Snio> lol <p0s> *LOG* *** Parts: Snio (~jne@Mix-Bordeaux-208-2-43.abo.wanadoo.fr)
<AwhSchitt> Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories. <AwhSchitt> 1) "I want to have sex with it" <AwhSchitt> 2) "I want to eat/drink it" <AwhSchitt> 3) "It exists"
* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth SeaWolf has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Windesong has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Rish-sims has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Hypnos has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Vulpine has quit irc : NETSPLIT : <inshadowhiding> well that was efective
<chikster> I am 15 <hardlined> 15 is prime age to start experimenting with anal sex.
<cherno> midori will pay, <cherno> somehow, i will find his family, <cherno> and make hamburgers out of them <cherno> and make him eat them! <cherno> and then i will say <cherno> "midori, would you like some more of your mother?, i mean beef" <cherno> but it will really be his mother
<Gwindor> I wasn't paying attention until I glanced and saw "squishing" and "cleavage" in the same sentence
<shithead1> oh good sir geoffrey <shithead1> did you slay any dragons in the last fortnight? <jeff> no <jeff> unless by slay any dragons you mean rub one off
<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt <Tokae> wtf is it? <aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing
<Ariela> I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes. <Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.
<Ginger`> In pagecount, the script is about at the level of six to seven Shakespeare games, so it may well take awhile. ^. ^ A 10% patch was released recently. <Ginger`> *plays <Ginger`> I can't believe I said Shakespeare games. -.-;
<punchcard_uc> tier 1 techs dont know shit <punchcard_uc> all they have to do is read from a script <punchcard_uc> first thing you do is ask for a tier 2 tech <DomMac> I just ask for someone smarter <DomMac> as soon as they answer the phone <DomMac> "hello.... this is support" <DomMac> "gimme someone smarter than you"
<punchcard_uc> guinness <punchcard_uc> aaahh <punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with a guinni <punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure <punchcard_uc> cant remember really
<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole <sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole" <maUru> wow <maUru> nice <hardlined> haha
<GokuSSJ4> My first car was free <Genome> GokuSSJ4 u stole it?!! <GokuSSJ4> Nah my parents gave it to me <GokuSSJ4> lol <Genome> they stole it???
<Punky^Nopants> *scratches head flakes onto pants* * pantsME adds milk and enjoys
<Jenna> how was your weekend? <ChrisLTD> it was good! <ChrisLTD> no unprotected sex though <ChrisLTD> very sad <Jenna> oh, so sorry, i know how important meeting the unprotected sex quota is
<FlatFace> Put it in C:winoot <SLing> I already have a /winoot/ directory <FlatFace> ! <FlatFace> SLING USING *NIX!?!?!?!?! <SLing> Nah <SLing> It's just so much easier to reach the / than the :P
<Asha`monkey> yeah, i put it in there real good huh you like that <p0tat03> ... <Asha`monkey> Oops. <Asha`monkey> Wrong window.
<Eticam> OMG! <Eticam> There's a mosquito the size of a monkey here! <Eticam> and it's eating my leg!
<Bloaty121> hmm i was just watching a jif commercial and now i want a peanut butter sandwich <|404notfound> They're brainwashing you, watch out. <Bloaty121> but i'm hungry <|404notfound> That's what they want you to think.
<nom> Bush wipes his ass, right? <Ultron> No someone does it for him <Legion> yeah with the constitution
(Mr_Moppy) I got me some great head last night (Mr_Moppy) Tired the dog out though... she's not used to such vigorous work.
<Joesomebo> but can I operate under a different IP address that's not being used for example? Or is that the type of thing they only do in movies
* `Glenn scribbles on Illy's face with a washable marker while she is away. <Lightspeed> Glenn prob seen too much Pokemon.... <BraveFencer> .... No, but by the fact you connected that to Pokemon, maybe YOU have.
<Arkansas> wank --device=/dev/righthand --input=/dev/cock/ shaft --output=/dev/cock/head --loop-device & <IBM> I got a frontend to do that for me. It's called "woman".
<destru> tv just told me i could get a correspondence degree in gunsmithing <destru> does that really seem like a good idea?
<Al> people are often friendly until they learn what an irretrievable shit-pit the world is and what a sick, worthless collection of misshapen animals comprises the human species <DogWelder> I like to think of it as boot camp, then hell.
<PERL_ZEALOT> Gimme a second, man. <PERL_ZEALOT> I type slowly. <Dillinger> some code'er you are.
@(external`roid) fuck and when he goes on about racist shit that pisses me off @(external`roid) hes a stupid little boy who just hit puberty and thinks its cool that air no longer shoots out of his small little penis @(external`roid) give a kid 1 nut hair and he thinks he owns the world
<v-ger> i like masturbating with a jar of peanut butter and leaving the big cylindrical hole in it so the next person has a REALLY good idea what i did
<@MerdeDeSinge> heh makes me wonder if women treat penises like that <@MerdeDeSinge> or a mother teachering her daughter <@MerdeDeSinge> "just treat it like an over size tampon" <@[R]a[Z]o[R]> unless the guy has a small penis <@ShockSMX> then its a normal size tampon, razor