<Gplex> is this the main channel <Gplex> where's the main channel? <Gplex> what's a "main channel" <Gplex> what does that mean: "in the main channel"
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs <CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth. <tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something? <CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.
<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine
<CheapSk8>Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.
<PyRo_ZaCh> i think i gota try sellin weed or something <KeLLy`R> i'll buy some! <PyRo_ZaCh> u got a heat lamp i could borrow? <KeLLy`R> no sorry <PyRo_ZaCh> hrmmmmmmm <PyRo_ZaCh> i need that first <PyRo_ZaCh> i got it planed so if i would no one could find <PyRo_ZaCh> but i need a heat lamp <PyRo_ZaCh> and a rabbit <PyRo_ZaCh> and some sort of hover craft
<Shibbz> my oven goes to like 750, lady who used to live here was a chef or some shit <Shibbz> i can bake a baby in like 10 mins <Shibbz> OOPS i mean chicken... <Shibbz> yeah chicken
<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000 <Arielana> lol <Arielana> no way <Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz <Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day
<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna fuck 'er 'til my willy falls off? <Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.
<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST.. <Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it. <Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter <anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers.
<overkill_> yo <overkill_> i bought these <overkill_> fucking <overkill_> cookie monster cookies <overkill_> they are the bomb <overkill_> haha <ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies? <aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such limp wrists? <overkill_> yea dude <overkill_> hahahah <b0nk> ehehaha
<daveb> ide is hot pluggable, right? ;) *** daveb has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
<Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today <Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job <Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were sneaky ;) <Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?" <Threeboy> sloppy seconds.
<guest1101> techno... I pity you.. <guest1101> I really do <@Technogeek> Because I have the burden of intelligence? <guest1101> NOT AT ALL <guest1101> U ALWAYS SAY THAT SHIT <@Boogaleeboo> "U" <@Boogaleeboo> Good move
<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide <zs> afk for a minute <waffle> suicide does not count as afk
<antimatter> i like my penis <antimatter> it's so cute <antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it <antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me <antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde' <antimatter> my penis is bilingual
<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"
<Lestat> @find africa <Ganner> @find nigeria <Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis <Lestat> @find fisherman tim <brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP
-plot· then i masterbated -plot· :D +chimney· we didn't need to know that last part -plot· but you wanted to know +chimney· oh yes, i just LOVE knowing when EVERY ONE has recently masturbated +chimney· it's my top priority, i made a mysql database just to keep track -plot· dude -plot· thats sick
<Jorenko> I'm getting a 96.1% in ORGASM right now, though. That's good. <ZRaven> i didn't know Schroe had a grade book <Jeff> Wow, I wish I could be graded for having orgasms. <Schroe> ... <Jorenko> EECS-2100: Computer Organization and Assembly Language <ZRaven> the nice thing is if you weren't doing well, you could withdraw
<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay homo doesnt want to pay shipping <ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie
<Sulayman> That was pretty slick of you, trapping Kaete, EQ, and Fry into making idiots of themselves. <Arazan> yeah they think there so smart but smart peoples always falls for traps because they think there smarter <Sulayman> Guess you're pretty trap-safe then, huh? <Arazan> what? <Arazan> fuck u *** Quits: Arazan (No route to host)
<Kaymanistic>Jesus Christ. My dog has been licking herself for almost 30 minutes straight!!! <Rockjunky>God I wish I could do that..would never leave the house <Whatsupdude>Dude I realize its a dog but dont you think you should ask her first?
<synthetic-> God simply does not want me to have any meaningful relationships <synthetic-> I'm up until 5:15 in the morning talking to a nice 18-year-old girl from Louisiana... <synthetic-> AND SHE'S MARRIED <synthetic-> even though I have no hope of ever meeting her, she's still unavailable
<jamesf> go to work, put your jacket over your chair and a cup of coffee next to your keyboard, then go home <jamesf> everyone will think you're in a meeting <jamesf> turn up again at 4, do an hour's work and then go home again <jamesf> no-one will be any the wiser
<l_oke> im sure velocity sucks. Not that i use it, but most people that plugs their solutions all the time tend to be morons, and we all know what kind of code morons write.
<Snio> pathetic !!!! <Snio> PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS = Lost dollars <DawaiDOOM> you tried them? <Snio> no ! of course ! <Snio> lol <p0s> *LOG* *** Parts: Snio (~jne@Mix-Bordeaux-208-2-43.abo.wanadoo.fr)
<AwhSchitt> Well, a guy's puts objects into one of 3 categories. <AwhSchitt> 1) "I want to have sex with it" <AwhSchitt> 2) "I want to eat/drink it" <AwhSchitt> 3) "It exists"
* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth SeaWolf has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Windesong has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Rish-sims has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Hypnos has quit irc : NETSPLIT : Vulpine has quit irc : NETSPLIT : <inshadowhiding> well that was efective
<chikster> I am 15 <hardlined> 15 is prime age to start experimenting with anal sex.
<cherno> midori will pay, <cherno> somehow, i will find his family, <cherno> and make hamburgers out of them <cherno> and make him eat them! <cherno> and then i will say <cherno> "midori, would you like some more of your mother?, i mean beef" <cherno> but it will really be his mother
<Gwindor> I wasn't paying attention until I glanced and saw "squishing" and "cleavage" in the same sentence
<shithead1> oh good sir geoffrey <shithead1> did you slay any dragons in the last fortnight? <jeff> no <jeff> unless by slay any dragons you mean rub one off
<aNuBiS-> im gonna invent a new internet acronym: tltttwt <Tokae> wtf is it? <aNuBiS-> too lazy to type the whole thing
<Ariela> I want a man that is like a purse: looks good on your arm, carries your things, and hopefully matches your shoes. <Nap> I want a woman who's like a good pair of shoes: looks good, provides support, and doesn't recite stupid analogies.
<Ginger`> In pagecount, the script is about at the level of six to seven Shakespeare games, so it may well take awhile. ^. ^ A 10% patch was released recently. <Ginger`> *plays <Ginger`> I can't believe I said Shakespeare games. -.-;
<punchcard_uc> tier 1 techs dont know shit <punchcard_uc> all they have to do is read from a script <punchcard_uc> first thing you do is ask for a tier 2 tech <DomMac> I just ask for someone smarter <DomMac> as soon as they answer the phone <DomMac> "hello.... this is support" <DomMac> "gimme someone smarter than you"
<punchcard_uc> guinness <punchcard_uc> aaahh <punchcard_uc> even the shittiest days at work disappear with a guinni <punchcard_uc> along with lots of other memories im sure <punchcard_uc> cant remember really
<Synonymet> !google kiss me where i pee or you'll get my wang in your shithole <sx> 9 results for "kiss+me+where+i+pee+or+you'll+get+my+wang+in+your+shithole" <maUru> wow <maUru> nice <hardlined> haha
<GokuSSJ4> My first car was free <Genome> GokuSSJ4 u stole it?!! <GokuSSJ4> Nah my parents gave it to me <GokuSSJ4> lol <Genome> they stole it???
<Punky^Nopants> *scratches head flakes onto pants* * pantsME adds milk and enjoys
<Jenna> how was your weekend? <ChrisLTD> it was good! <ChrisLTD> no unprotected sex though <ChrisLTD> very sad <Jenna> oh, so sorry, i know how important meeting the unprotected sex quota is
<FlatFace> Put it in C:winoot <SLing> I already have a /winoot/ directory <FlatFace> ! <FlatFace> SLING USING *NIX!?!?!?!?! <SLing> Nah <SLing> It's just so much easier to reach the / than the :P