<deadkode> rent-a-center is funny as hell <deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth <deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch > http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp <RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website? <deadkode> free till payday <RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
<deadkode> you pay like 4x whatever it's worth <deadkode> who the fuck rents a couch <RageFury> http://www.rentacenter.com/index.asp <RageFury> Who the fuck puts pics of missing kids on their website? <RageFury> "Yes, I saw her...She was here for dinner...she was great...the rest is in the fridge under the watermelon and the hot sauce".
<delta> *.na is only 2.500 $USD <goat> WTF <goat> they charge 2500 for a fuckin namibia tld? <goat> no wonder they're all starving
* Carson_Marl continues to sing loudly as he showers, "Yoda! Yo, Yo, Yo, Yo, Yooooodaaaaaaaa!" * Carson_Marl continues to shower and sing, "Music and blasters and old Jedi Masters at the..."
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-!- Maxx-Gothic [Maxx_Gothi@ubju.lekc.rikn.uoap.this.chat.server] has quit [(signed off)] <@PrincessLeia2> i keep thinking that guy's nick is Mexx-Gothic <@PrincessLeia2> you can imagine what type of images that produces o_O
* Carson_Marl looks at the remnants of the lightsaber on the floor. <Kalista_Frenta> "I wish those damn nuthouse doctors would hurry up and show. I'm ready to get out of her." <Kalista_Frenta> ((heheheheh. her = here)) <Carson_Marl> ((Yeah, SURE it does!))
<Khrath> brael fucks himself in the ass cause he's thinks it would make him gay to let his boyfriend <Brael> so true
<Jerec> I bent my glasses =/ <Reykemias> lol <Jerec> I need new ones anyways <Lady_Sharlintier> you are supposed to take them off during sex Jerec <Jerec> What is the fun in that! then I can't see you ! <Lady_Sharlintier> what you can't see you can always feel... besides if you are seeing or feeling me it must be in your dreams cuz you are a lil far away for anything else <Jerec> hehe <Jerec> :P <Lady_Sharlintier> hey only show me your tongue if you intend to use it * Jerec takes Lady_Sharlintier into a private room <Lady_Sharlintier> LOL * Lady_Sharlintier stuffs Jerec back into his pod... not done yet * Jerec sulks inside his pod <Lady_Sharlintier> I think you need to hibernate for awhile longer :) <Jerec> why so? <Lady_Sharlintier> Age a few more years :) <Duloth> Note: While hibernating, you will age more slowly than her. <Lady_Sharlintier> yeah and when he comes out I will be on geritol <Jerec> how about i put you In the pod?:) <Lady_Sharlintier> I'm strange enough without being a pod person :) <Jerec> aww come on :D
<Jackknife> hey you eat jesus christ Every Communion <Jackknife> talk about Demonic Sacrifice. <Duloth> Hmmm? <Duloth> Only the Catholics are cannibals, Jack. * Jerec is expanding his worldly knowledge of Cooking <Jackknife> dave is catholic, duloth
<Dalener> "Indentured Servant" is just a nice way of saying "Bitch ass slave" <Porco-Russo> "Landscapers anyone?" <Dalener> Did you know the Alabamaian with the most slaves was a black man who OWNED his mother?
<Dalener> My common thread would be a needle and some string. <Lady_Sharlintier> damn this dog is skin hanging on a frame <Porco-Russo> my common thread would be a Single white rose! muahahaha <Porco-Russo> well.. with steel stems <Porco-Russo> Jammed thorugh thier heads <Duloth> Why steel stems? <Duloth> WHy not just a dozen white roses stabbed through the right eye socket of each victim? <Porco-Russo> rose stems aren't strong enough <Lady_Sharlintier> See I knew there were things I liked about you Jack J/K <Dalener> Why not a John Tesh cd?
<nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I stuck my wang in the butterscotch.
<Trak3r> hmm, qdb has new rules <Trak3r> SUBMISSION RULES: <Trak3r> 3) PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE QUOTE YOU ARE SUBMITTING, IS IT FUNNY? PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT QUOTES WITHOUT ANY MEANING OR HUMOR <Trak3r> that third one pretty much eliminates their database thus far
<JustAGirl> did i miss something here? <KArmA-> were you sleeping? <KArmA-> is your ass sore? <JustAGirl> no on both counts ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose <KArmA-> then no
<El_Duderino> Baby loves me, yes yes she does. <El_Duderino> HUH! <DevonCase> Fuck you. <El_Duderino> ... <El_Duderino> Accept Neil Diamond into your life. <Al_Koholic> Dear God! <El_Duderino> No, Neil Diamond. <El_Duderino> God cannot come through in the clutch and cure my illness. <Al_Koholic> Is your illness by any chance being straight and he's curing it by making you gay?
<stupidMM> A District council must have designed woman. <stupidMM> Only a they would put a playground next to a sewage plant
<BlinkingBear> 'manipulating' is a catholic term for masturbation <flawd_> !dict manipulation <MarvinAndroid> - 2: the action of touching with the hands or the skillful use of
<Emmy> When I was in Helsinki, I couldn't stay at the house of a friend, because they had - well, crawly things, too <Azif> babies?
<NeonMorning> I'm so bored I've resorted to entering a general teen chat channel. <NeonMorning> [02:22:48] <viju> hi girls i am a young male boy who loves to have a peep under the dresses of girls like you or ladies or even housewives. i want to go under the skirts dresses or sarees of all u young n beautiful ladies. i just like to play there and lick all that is avilable down under. Will u allow me under? i Know u want me under ;) <NeonMorning> English isn't his thing, apparrently. <Urban_Hermit> he seems to be facinated with Australia... <NeonMorning> He loves "all that is available in the down under." <Urban_Hermit> kangaroos... wombats... koalas....
<NeonMorning> I'm scared I'm going to say something random and sound really stupid. <Urban_Hermit> be like me - always say something stupid and it never appears random
<Azif> I want a computer that i can plug into the back of my neck. That way I can have both hands free when I'm looking at internet porn
<xhg> we're not allowed to have dogs in our condo. But judging from some of the women present at the condo meeting, I'm not sure that bylaw is obeyed.
* Finn apologises for her rabbit like activity <Finn> that could be read a few ways..I mean jumping about
<Digby> what if the man empirically measure them ? ;) <Digby> length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;) <_Matty> volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ?? <_Matty> wtf? <Tig`One> "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?" <^Dozy^> that'd be an impressive chat up line <Guede> Brings new meaning to pump up the volume.
<Nyphur>Dude, my wee sister has TITS! <CWGerard>... <CWGerard>... <Nyphur>Fuck, did I just think that, or did I type it?
<Elly_May> she works where the men come and pay money for sex... <Elly_May> what do you call it again... <DrNick668> hahahah <qrg> hahahha <DrNick668> thailand
(Guardian_Knight): hey last female HNG I saw I suspect was a boy about 13 or so and didn't know a vulvia from a volvo
*** ClayStudy is now known as Claymen <Dingbat> ClayStudy means Clay is dong study.... so does Claymen mean Clay is doing men? :P <Claymen> stfu Dingbat
<BOB_LOE> If you dog shits on the pavement you get a fine of $500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your dog shits on the pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its yours.
<[COOLIO]> could someone tell me what this error means? -> [Thu Sep 19 04:04:31 2002] [warn] long lost child came home! (pid 10048) <mezcal> it means you can notify the police and tell them everything is ok now.
<naner> at my school, some fat chick wore a thong and baggy pants.. :( she started walking towards me and he pants fell like below her crotch, I could see her hairy bush, it made me cry <sQu33ze> did she think you were a porkchop
<Stratman> Team Canada owns you by default of being canadian <sQu33ze> i will disregard that being that it came from the mouth of a canadian
<Tarrant> the condom pack says <Tarrant> "Don't return used condoms to the distributor through the mail."
<PkLvsKimZ> well <PkLvsKimZ> I was never a slave <PkLvsKimZ> but I still celebrate Martin Luther King day
<R4V3N0U5 1> i don't get why telling newbes to hit alt f4 is funny <R4V3N0U5 1> it's like telling the retarded kid in class that his shoes untied <R4V3N0U5 1> then when he bends over to check, you push him over
<daenonok> "it's advised that, after removing new crest white strips™ you find three complete strangers, and give them oral sex, to get the taste of hydrogen peroxide out of your mouth"
<treepop> ok fire alarm is over <treepop> I"M ALIVE!!!! <treepop> so what I type to view my kernal???
<RoboBob> I've never seen a keyboard with the keys in the right place <RoboBob> since the "right place" for a caps lock key is in the trash
<Neth> I'd like to know why it feels like it needs to shut this program down every now and then <delphinus> because it knows that irc is a waste of time? <Neth> I care not for the opinions of my computer
<Psycho|Give> ACK! THESE TWO LESBIANS WANT MY KID!!! <L0ne_W0lf> how much they willing to pay? <Psycho|Give> i dunno but they want me to give them sperm and have my kid...hell fuckin no <L0ne_W0lf> why not <Psycho|Give> cuz it's too early in my life for that shit <L0ne_W0lf> mix baking soda in water, and charge them for it
<DKuntz> is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on) <Lath> Er, no <DKuntz> I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?" <IJ> I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.