<BIGmog> that's why I work graveyards. <Dailin> graveyard shifts right? not in literally grave yards <BIGmog> yeah REAL graveyards! I got a computer right next to my gravedigging shovel!
*** V is now known as MissScarlet <Foxworth> ... <Foxworth> must... <Foxworth> resist... <Foxworth> urge... *** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen *** Quits: MissScarlet (chime@resnet-47-197.dorm.utexas.edu) (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom with the knife)))
<tima> my opinion always was that having a webcam is the first step to getting caught mastrubation
<|Yimbo|> i know this is stupidly elitist but i lieked eminem before 11 year old girls started hailing him as their idol. <WoodenPlank> hes good angry music <WoodenPlank> 11 year old girls are fucking sheep more than anyone else on the planet <WoodenPlank> that sounds so dirty its pathetic
<infra> read the freebsd handbook <infra> then read it again <phaze> then burn it and shoot yoruself
* teh_binfu does the stupid person who didnt save his bzImage file before copying the new one over and now his box is screwed up dance
<LeslieHapablap> do you snow ball? <katester> mom to kid: "i should have swallowed" <tyler> my friend jordan got snowballed once <tyler> we called him snowball for like a yera <tyler> year <tyler> by some other guy's junk too <mkb> i am torn between curiosity and not wanting to know <PaddyBoy> I'm not, <PaddyBoy> I don't need to know. :) <tylerox> that's what you get for kissing drunk sluts at new-years parties <tylerox> he got kissed <tylerox> what is he complaining about <sureshot> dammit, i didn't want to know,. <katester> haha <mkb> damn that was probably several other guys' junk then <tylerox> it wasn't like a mouthful <tylerox> it was just the aftertaste, really <LeslieHapablap> still. <tylerox> i mean she's not walking around with it in her cheek or anything <PaddyBoy> hahaha. <PaddyBoy> Saving it for just the right schmuck. <LeslieHapablap> chipmunk the junk. <tylerox> like a plug of tobbaco <sureshot> haha. christ. <eliti> hahahahahaha
<*kraken> oh <*kraken> my <*kraken> god <*kraken> my mom sent me an email <*kraken> and in it at one point she said <*kraken> "i saw that they have personal ads on the internet...ever thought of placing one?" <*kraken> THANKS MOM!
<Didjital> we got to play mario is missing in history once <Threeboy> haah. <Threeboy> that's more like torture 101. <Didjital> taht game was hard as hell <Threeboy> "mario is missing" is ass. <Didjital> mario is missing = win <Threeboy> luigi had 2 video games. and he fucking dropped the ball twice. <Threeboy> I like rooting for the underdog and all, but FUCK. FACE IT YOUR FATTER SHORTER BROTHER IS BETTER.
<mikezilla> say that again threeboy <mikezilla> i'll do better <mikezilla> i promise <Threeboy> say what? <mikezilla> that thing about having power <mikezilla> i will comeback this time <Threeboy> naw. <mikezilla> and you'll be rubbing your butt <mikezilla> from the pain <Threeboy> last time i checked, we were on IRC. <Threeboy> and i dont have my force feedback pants on today
<Threeboy> i'm gonna start a money service like paypal. <Threeboy> and call it goatbu.cx
<t0ast> fuck you <Threeboy> sorry, i'm taken ;) <t0ast> only by your bet sheep :F <Threeboy> bet sheep? is that like "Black entertainment Television" sheep? YOU FUCKING RASCIST.
<melvin> you need a mullet piccolo <piccolo> [Jan Johnston - Unafraid][3m52s/192kbps/stereo] <piccolo> :/ <piccolo> [DeVision - Heart-Shaped Tumor (Icon Of Coil Mix)] [5m38s/192kbps/stereo] <melvin> don't make me turn my mp3 script back on >:| <piccolo> [01 - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo] <piccolo> [Fear Factory - Martyr][4m06s/224kbps/stereo] <melvin> that's it assmunch <melvin> prepare to be assaulted by fagotry * melvin IS SENDING WINAMP DATA TO MIRC!! HE IS PLAYING Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus OMG OMG OMG!! I HOPE THIS ISN'T ANNOYING ^_^ KEKEKEKE HUK HUK HUK - NOW GET ON YOUR KNEE'S AND BOW BEFORE ME!! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus ! Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus !!! * melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D/-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D|-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus * melvin dances! :D-< Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus <melvin> Please note as I (melvin) am playing Dillinger Four - Mosh for Jesus. It is currently 19:25:19 - 18/09/2002 <Kitsa> melvin: fuck off <melvin> <3
<SenorWeird> ugh. I need help <Duckie5147> with what? <SenorWeird> I got to the end of a page in this novel i'm reading and I hit the "page down" button on my keyboard. <Duckie5147> hahaha <Duckie5147> you need to read things not one the screen <SenorWeird> and when the page didn't turn, I got pissed and grabbed the mouse and was like where's the damn scroll bar" <SenorWeird> and then I realized...."you're reading a book. let the mouse go."
<Mepitans> Quantum leap is one of the greatest shows ever <Mepitans> and bakula made it that way <Quantum> he was good then, but not startrek <Mepitans> never watched that show <Mepitans> Quantum Leap makes up for anything <Mepitans> he could be doing gay porn and still kick ass <FlyNavy> heh <Zippycut> well not "kick" per se.
<alice333> ya at 14 you still exploring your own body....boy <Canasian> LoL exploring? <Canasian> Girls explore their body <Canasian> Boys just jack the fuck off
<Nydus> hey whatsup <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> ok... <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> dude whats wrong with you <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> i just wanna talk <Zoom> GAY <Nydus> you know, a rumor is going around that you are... <Zoom> GAY <Zoom> CRAP
<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike... <aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D" <aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
<mchem> what does less do? <Rizen> it's like more <Rizen> but better <aegis> conversations about unix are funny
<asterick> My dad sucks ass. <andy\food> what does he suck out of asses? <andy\food> small rodents?
<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people. <andy> There's plenty of room.
<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation. <aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"
<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
<rizen> huge tits are not good <rizen> but then <rizen> I fuck guys <rizen> so take it as you will
<CYwolf> damnit. <CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position <rizen> minister? <rizen> do you mean missionary? <malis> whatever <rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
* @andy blows his load. * Khross eats a child. <@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times <hypo> uh <hypo> my friend told me that
<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker <TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs? <wilnixAFK> the handbook? <wilnixAFK> google? <halcy0n> trash can, and ebay <razorini> lol halcy0n <hash> why did i even bother asking
<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't. * AdamH rimshits <AdamH> RIMSHOTS! <DL> Heheheheh. <DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P
<Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part <Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong <@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them <@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference <Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones <Teegus> and losing.... quickly
<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired <Infamous> same here <Acid_Rain> i need cok <Acid_Rain> coke!
<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek?? <kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that <evilroot> . . . . . . . .
(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc typing (dvast8): fun (Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at something i did on irc (DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your an irc addict
e l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv e l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass
(DownKaos): free phone sex....tight (DownKaos): what is it (dvast8): KIS-SASS (DownKaos): I hate to think what your day job is with a phone # like that (dvast8): union rep (DownKaos): so worse then a gay male prostitute
<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey <Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while <Cyb> sept 17 <Cyb> wait that's today <Cyb> stupid internet explorer
<Draggy>: i have a life... <pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit puberty
<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards <Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? <FooMashoo> yes