<aegis> Well, I come on AIM, and I say to Mike... <aegis> "Guess what I had for dinner? THREE HELPINGS OF NAN! :D" <aegis> Right after that I realized his ex-girlfriend's nickname was nan...
<mchem> what does less do? <Rizen> it's like more <Rizen> but better <aegis> conversations about unix are funny
<asterick> My dad sucks ass. <andy\food> what does he suck out of asses? <andy\food> small rodents?
<andy> there's a total of 3 pelvic orofices in that pool. And only two people. <andy> There's plenty of room.
<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
<andy> Everything is a euphemism for masturbation. <aegis> especially "gently stroking Byn's monster cock while akumapan watches"
<evilbob> installing linux is like piercing your tongue. it'll impress your friends, but it's stupid and painful. and people without pierced tongues will laugh at you when you complain about it.
<rizen> huge tits are not good <rizen> but then <rizen> I fuck guys <rizen> so take it as you will
<CYwolf> damnit. <CYwolf> I forgot to ask malis how big the fed-ex guy's package was.
<malis> Also, minister seems to be the most efficient position <rizen> minister? <rizen> do you mean missionary? <malis> whatever <rizen> the minister position would be with the young boy on his knees
* @andy blows his load. * Khross eats a child. <@andy> we all react differently to surprise gifts.
<hypo> taking it up the ass only hurts the first few times <hypo> uh <hypo> my friend told me that
<[Latex]> 12 steps for becoming a professional wanker <TigerSun> [Latex]: 1) Download mIRC
<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs? <wilnixAFK> the handbook? <wilnixAFK> google? <halcy0n> trash can, and ebay <razorini> lol halcy0n <hash> why did i even bother asking
<AdamH> There are 10 kinds of people when it comes to binary. Those who understand it, and those who don't. * AdamH rimshits <AdamH> RIMSHOTS! <DL> Heheheheh. <DL> Sorry, Adam, two of those "heh"s were at the joke. The rest were at rimshits. :-P
<Teegus> i should prolly go to sleep soon so i can be awake when my gf gets here. not to mention being at least partially conscious for the whole getting laid part <Teegus> but... urge to html... so strong <@Goonigoogoo> no, women love it when you fall asleep on top of them <@Goonigoogoo> or under them, depending on her sexual positioning preference <Teegus> its like my inner geek is fighting my hormones <Teegus> and losing.... quickly
<Acid_Rain> im gettin tired <Infamous> same here <Acid_Rain> i need cok <Acid_Rain> coke!
<kaGirl01> the nest time we have sex.... can it be to the tune of star trek?? <kaGirl01> ohh ummmm wrong window, please excuse that <evilroot> . . . . . . . .
(Stunty): heh my gf gave me head yesterday while i was on irc typing (dvast8): fun (Stunty): she didnt find it funny when i started laughing at something i did on irc (DownKaos): and they say there are only 10 ways you know your an irc addict
e l i t e m r p: oohhhhhh naked chick on courttv e l i t e m r p: shes dead but, nice ass
(DownKaos): free phone sex....tight (DownKaos): what is it (dvast8): KIS-SASS (DownKaos): I hate to think what your day job is with a phone # like that (dvast8): union rep (DownKaos): so worse then a gay male prostitute
<Cyb> where the hell is the new pokey <Cyb> it hasn't been updated in like a while <Cyb> sept 17 <Cyb> wait that's today <Cyb> stupid internet explorer
<Draggy>: i have a life... <pimp-daddy-squall> : which consists of still trying to hit puberty
<FooMashoo> i wear my pants backwards <Bryan> is that so the zipper is easier for your lover? <FooMashoo> yes
<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font <+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises <Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob <+k\o\w> r0x0r.
<plaktu> ls <plaktu> oops <cwd> . <cwd> .. <cwd> gaysex/ <cwd> teenpics/ <cwd> kidpics/ <cwd> how_to_steal_children.txt <cwd> NAMBLA_MEETINGS.doc
<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works! * gus blinks <gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ? <heliOx> lol
SilverErek: ever smoke a hash brown dude? Presuhn316: no SilverErek: try it SilverErek: see what it does to ya Presuhn316: i'll pass SilverErek: heh weak SilverErek: i thought we were pals :-( Presuhn316: not really SilverErek: why not:-( SilverErek: are you upset with me Presuhn316: no, i just think you're a moron
* Jbond64 yawns * darkcloud stuffs a sock in Jbond's mouth <waffle> darkcloud: you misspelled cock
<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like: Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
<kinzillah> kronos is portable! *hrrrrk* *thump* *clunk* errr, maybe not <Pseudonym> kinzillah: It's about 50 lbs <Pseudonym> The case being about 40 lbs of that <Gygaxis> wtf is the case?!?! <kinzillah> 50 lbs != portable <Pseudonym> Wimp. <Gygaxis> jesus christ, did you mod a god damn cinder block?
<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here? <Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."
<Itharr> I'm like 5'8" and 128 pounds <Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying <Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?
<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw <Ajchez> bbw???? <qrg> big beautiful women <Ajchez> i have a weight limit <krezt> whats your limit? <krezt> i can do anything i can lift <krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak
<phantom> damn. <phantom> All these people and no discussion going on? <drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with rot-infinity. <drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will come spilling through. <phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just lost all interest. Maybe both.
@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like "but can I use the zoom feature?"
<Pookachu> afghanistan threatens to retaliate <Pookachu> they're gonna ride their camels into pakistan
<ev-> Here's a cute item from Japan that's a lot of fun -- instead of making boring ice cubes that you don't think anything about, this will enable you to make fun heart-shaped ice cubes. Works in any standard freezer, just fill with water and freeze. <ev-> works in any standard freezer <ev-> thank god for that!
<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name! <Zaratustra> Clutch is samuraislo@sc-24-24-233-120.socal.rr.com * Michael Pierce <Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker. <Zaratustra> Indeed.
<chikster> orion thinks im mad fine <chikster> WOOHOO * chikster dances around room <orion> you need more pics <chikster> never knew that <orion> and i need to shave <orion> i look like i'm 30 <chikster> i will have more when i get my camera <maff> dont shave dude <maff> grow an inverse fro <chikster> lol <arse-poet> haha <jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an don't-arrest-me way