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#33896 [ + | - ] 172
<R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a
comp in their room
<R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc
<R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the
comp all day
<R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all
day
<R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for
themselves
<R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack
other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're
life is gone
<daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
*daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to
avoid going mad
#33893 [ + | - ] 43
<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year
old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the
robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but
above the fine print
#33891 [ + | - ] 223
<gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes
even pretty girls go poop.
<felix> haha
<felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes
poop is sexy
* felix shudders
#33889 [ + | - ] 122
<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt
and unreadable.  Please run the Chkdsk utility."
<Holden> Uh-oh
<Holden> That can't be good.
<Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is
telling me I need to do it again.
*** Holden (~Joe@24.43.60.121) Quit (Read error: Connection
reset by peer)
#33888 [ + | - ] 33
<Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell
<Sink> i think their box just went down
<Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too
<Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like:
<Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"
#33887 [ + | - ] 422
* ph33r wears his butt-protector...
<Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom"
<nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#33886 [ + | - ] 98
<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and
jabascript......
<Derian> javascript
<Derian> only a little jabascript.....
<Ngaru> haha
<Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script.
<Derian> haha yah
#33885 [ + | - ] 104
<Conny> Hello
<Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ?
<Aristotles> Conny: male or female?
<Conny> i`m male
* Aristotles 's interest fades fast
#33883 [ + | - ] 870
<hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks
<eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand
<Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?
#33882 [ + | - ] 157
<R-5> anyone have a better word for mentor?
<Aristotles> childmolester?
#33881 [ + | - ] 103
<BiBOp> heya
<BiBOp> little question
<BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ?
<Aristotles> funeral services
#33880 [ + | - ] 165
<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss..
<Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy
#33879 [ + | - ] 138
<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid
<Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for
stupid people
<Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation
#33876 [ + | - ] 494
<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach with two of my female
friends one night, and when we got there they started making
out with eachother.
<Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to lean over they were like
"HAHA, YEAH RIGHT."
<Asha`monkey> Bitches.
#33872 [ + | - ] 677
<three-hams> http://us.feamerch.com another good ass band
<charliex> ass band
<three-hams> (insert hymen between good and ass)
<three-hams> err
<three-hams> hyphen
<three-hams> my god I'm an idiot
#33868 [ + | - ] 40
<Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i
will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my
lunchbox
<Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares
to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two
later
#33866 [ + | - ] 37
<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H
(Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent
<brolli_420> WOW
<brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-
#33861 [ + | - ] 39
<kaye> what, like EFnet has a monopoly on lamers? oh wait..
#33853 [ + | - ] 208
<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota
dealership should be named Uncle Ben
<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice
#33852 [ + | - ] 415
<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard
<@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical
<@FKnight> no custom
#33848 [ + | - ] 167
edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall
edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know
with him
BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless
pressed for details"
#33847 [ + | - ] 196
BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who
wants me to buttrape him
BagmanJon: brb
BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick.
BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
#33846 [ + | - ] 252
Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot
RokChik7: what'd he do now?
Brood: rap.
RokChik7: lol
#33845 [ + | - ] -14
<rel> well some random guy msg's me
<rel> im assuming its you
<rel> so rufk off
<rel> oh shit
<rel> wrong channel heh
<BB> lol
#33841 [ + | - ] -54
<chikster> lol
<c-rOCK> this is great
<chikster> whats that one quote
<c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
#33838 [ + | - ] 299
<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes
<@temptah> eat less corn
<@temptah> and more fiber
<@temptah> oh
<@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
#33837 [ + | - ] 241
<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as
horney bastards
<The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!!
<Chucklez> .....
<Chucklez> this coming from you, bob?
<The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there
<The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
#33835 [ + | - ] 213
<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60
years old
<jstepka-w> i know
<jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life
<jstepka-w> two bitches at once
<jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
#33834 [ + | - ] 19
<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro?
<Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up?
*Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
#33832 [ + | - ] 199
<active1> how to become a bot ???
<dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have
to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself..
install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right
application on yourself
<active1> it is so easy :))))
<dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..
#33828 [ + | - ] -131
<illz> i eat pieces of shit lik eyou for breakfast
<endfro> you eat pieces of shit for breakfast
<jstepka-w> yuk
#33827 [ + | - ] 93
-!- Topic for #Linux: FAQ: http://faq.linuxops.net/ * Welcome
to Intro to Perl. Lesson 1, regular expressions: /\o.o/\ +
foot = /\.\//\/\./
#33821 [ + | - ] 162
<Pinkel> http://www.google.nl/search?q=%22go+to+hell%22&ie=
UTF-8&oe=UTF-8
<Pinkel> Check the first hit, it fits so good...
<deTwisj> So true...

-- first hit: Microsoft Corporation -- Where Do You Want to Go
Today? --
#33816 [ + | - ] 243
<TunkeyMicket> who wants to go shower up and jerk each other
off...its heterosexual if we all think about women
<El_Cid> Tunkey u sick sicko sick of sickness.......I love it,
when can we?
#33815 [ + | - ] 445
<Diamond> That's because you're spoiled :D
<Diamond> "MOM I NEED A P4 2.4GHz FOR WORD PROCESSING PLZKTHX"
<Diamond> "MAKE SURE IT HAS A GOOD 3D CARD FOR...3D WORDS"
#33814 [ + | - ] 217
<c-rOCK> just cause youre fugly doesnt mean I cant scroll past
your head to jack off
#33812 [ + | - ] -5
<Ace0522> people always use my nick when im on vacation
<Ace0522> i send out a memo. please use my nick i will be on
vacation
<Ace0522> and pickup the mail also
#33810 [ + | - ] 127
<@igl0> i blame her , and entirley her that i m doomed to hang
out in channels like #incomplete-warez
#33803 [ + | - ] 253
<Ice9> ether is fun....
<Ice9> and much cheaper than actually walking through a room
filled with jello and with twice the gravity
#33802 [ + | - ] 208
<eng> someone will *always* have it better
<synec> yes... the trick in life is finding those people and
rubbing them out.
#33801 [ + | - ] 343
* Tschech0w tries to phone anyone on site ...
<Tschech0w> ah.
<Tschech0w> oh.
<Tschech0w> ugh.
<RichiH> Tschech0w: the telephone attacking you?
<Phoon> sounds like it's raping him
<Isle> ohhhh
<RichiH> bringing phone sex to a whole new level
#33800 [ + | - ] 122
<pthree_> oh, my stupid t1 is having issues
* RichiH asks himself if having a private T1 is the heigth of
geekdomn, or if it is the ultimate of saying "i got no rl
friends"
<Seker> RichiH: It'll be the height of geekdom if you max it
out with warez.
<RichiH> Seker: if you max it out with warez, it's a way of
saying "i am 13, have no friends, use windows and need a good
poke in the eyes. besides, i got no firends, neither rl nor
vr"
#33799 [ + | - ] 210
<RichiH> talking of netBSD - someone has a spare toaster to
test 1.6?
<mirabile> lol toaster
<mirabile> you know them :)
<RichiH> you just wait...
<RichiH> some day they will support toasters and washing
machines
<Tschechow> "a toaster can be on or off, so it has at least
one bit, so netbsd should boot on it."
* RichiH 's mental eye sees a toaster's heating elements glow
morse code
<mirabile> lol
<zinx> they already do, you just need the right brand
<RichiH> or it could punch the toast
#33797 [ + | - ] 2
<greenl1284> and they're made of fire so they are coool
<SicGtar> yea
<greenl1284> whooosh!
<greenl1284> arise hellfire
<greenl1284> and a fire wall will appear to protect your
computer
#33795 [ + | - ] 177
<Death555Die666> im throwing a huge suicide party, care to
join? :P
<soloc831> oh really? so when they say "this party really
died" they wont be kidding
#33787 [ + | - ] 30
<kisama_> i think you're smoking some of that shit that causes
you to love fat girls
#33786 [ + | - ] 179
<ericmm13> yr azz si mine
<hoser-work> oh my.
<hoser-work> Strange.  There is a tag on my ass that says
"Property of ericmm13"
<ericmm13> rip it off, I'm going to get a brand tommorrow
#33784 [ + | - ] 174
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*** Joins: ReadingZu (~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com)
<ReadingZu> oh... wait
<ReadingZu> hey wait
<ReadingZu> i can be an ass all i want and you cant ban me
without banning her
<ReadingZu> HAHHADFH@Q$%&
<ReadingZu> OEND
*** c-rOCK sets mode: +b *!
~RZ@user-0cal658.cable.mindspring.com
*** ReadingZu was kicked by c-rOCK (banned.)
#33783 [ + | - ] 299
<Spawn`-`> ive got chicks everywhere
<Spawn`-`> 5 on each hand
<@un0> those are called "fingers" spawn
#33778 [ + | - ] 187
<Hatamoto> I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest:
<Hatamoto> #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a
day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in
it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta
swallow taste like ass too.
<Hatamoto> #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small.
<Hatamoto> ... thank you.
<Hatamoto> Oh yes, and one more thing:
<Hatamoto> #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on
giving.