<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font <+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises <Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob <+k\o\w> r0x0r.
<plaktu> ls <plaktu> oops <cwd> . <cwd> .. <cwd> gaysex/ <cwd> teenpics/ <cwd> kidpics/ <cwd> how_to_steal_children.txt <cwd> NAMBLA_MEETINGS.doc
<scout> woohoo! the FORTRAN code works! * gus blinks <gus> dude, is it 1977 again and nobody told me ? <heliOx> lol
SilverErek: ever smoke a hash brown dude? Presuhn316: no SilverErek: try it SilverErek: see what it does to ya Presuhn316: i'll pass SilverErek: heh weak SilverErek: i thought we were pals :-( Presuhn316: not really SilverErek: why not:-( SilverErek: are you upset with me Presuhn316: no, i just think you're a moron
* Jbond64 yawns * darkcloud stuffs a sock in Jbond's mouth <waffle> darkcloud: you misspelled cock
<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like: Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
<kinzillah> kronos is portable! *hrrrrk* *thump* *clunk* errr, maybe not <Pseudonym> kinzillah: It's about 50 lbs <Pseudonym> The case being about 40 lbs of that <Gygaxis> wtf is the case?!?! <kinzillah> 50 lbs != portable <Pseudonym> Wimp. <Gygaxis> jesus christ, did you mod a god damn cinder block?
<WakkyMouse> Why the hell is TBS in black and white here? <Taperlass> Karmic retribution for Ted Turner colorizing "It's a Wonderful Life."
<Itharr> I'm like 5'8" and 128 pounds <Itharr> I have the top half of an asian and the bottom half of a black man if you know what I'm saying <Balnaba> So your top half works on a computer all day while the bottom half does nothing?
<qrg> Ajchez: i think they call those girls bbw <Ajchez> bbw???? <qrg> big beautiful women <Ajchez> i have a weight limit <krezt> whats your limit? <krezt> i can do anything i can lift <krezt> if they put out my back they aint getting no kak
<phantom> damn. <phantom> All these people and no discussion going on? <drwiii> oh, we're talking, it's just encoded with rot-infinity. <drwiii> once the encoder hits infinity all the traffic will come spilling through. <phantom> uh.., either you're bullshitting me, or I've just lost all interest. Maybe both.
@(ZeuS) my g/f was like "I can be your porn"... I was like "but can I use the zoom feature?"
<Pookachu> afghanistan threatens to retaliate <Pookachu> they're gonna ride their camels into pakistan
<ev-> Here's a cute item from Japan that's a lot of fun -- instead of making boring ice cubes that you don't think anything about, this will enable you to make fun heart-shaped ice cubes. Works in any standard freezer, just fill with water and freeze. <ev-> works in any standard freezer <ev-> thank god for that!
<Clutch1> Some fucker is using my name! <Zaratustra> Clutch is samuraislo@sc-24-24-233-120.socal.rr.com * Michael Pierce <Clutch1> Hmmm... I am that fucker. <Zaratustra> Indeed.
<chikster> orion thinks im mad fine <chikster> WOOHOO * chikster dances around room <orion> you need more pics <chikster> never knew that <orion> and i need to shave <orion> i look like i'm 30 <chikster> i will have more when i get my camera <maff> dont shave dude <maff> grow an inverse fro <chikster> lol <arse-poet> haha <jestuh> yeah chik i think you're pretty hot too in an don't-arrest-me way
<R4V3N0U5 1> i bet in like 1000 yrs everyone is gonna have a comp in their room <R4V3N0U5 1> the great great great grand children of irc <R4V3N0U5 1> who dont even need to eat or shit, just be on the comp all day <R4V3N0U5 1> and because everyone would be on their comp all day <R4V3N0U5 1> no tech support or admin, everyone fend for themselves <R4V3N0U5 1> thats where theyd form clans...people would hack other peoples networks...hacker pvp, where you loose, you're life is gone <daenonok> stop it! AHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *daenonok stabs his own eyes out with a nearby ballpoint to avoid going mad
<daenonok> eclipse should put 'car does NOT come with 30+ year old white woman with no jive who thinks she can rip off the robot to lame techno' on the bottom, under their logo but above the fine print
<gh5046> The day a boy becomes a man is the day he realizes even pretty girls go poop. <felix> haha <felix> the day he becomes a dirty man is the day he realizes poop is sexy * felix shudders
<Holden> "The file or directory C:WINDOWSsystem32 is corrupt and unreadable. Please run the Chkdsk utility." <Holden> Uh-oh <Holden> That can't be good. <Holden> I guess Windows built in random system reformater is telling me I need to do it again. *** Holden (~Joe@24.43.60.121) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Sink> heh damn, i think i'm rethinking that shell <Sink> i think their box just went down <Sink> lol i was almost done filling everything out too <Aristotles> wooohooo.. nice... so they're like: <Aristotles> "DAMNIT! We lost a sale! REDIAL! REDIAL!"
* ph33r wears his butt-protector... <Aristotles> thats a weird way to say "condom" <nix> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Derian> This is going to be an interesting mix of PHP and jabascript...... <Derian> javascript <Derian> only a little jabascript..... <Ngaru> haha <Ngaru> that's like, fat alien script. <Derian> haha yah
<Conny> Hello <Conny> Someone who feel like talkin' ? <Aristotles> Conny: male or female? <Conny> i`m male * Aristotles 's interest fades fast
<hitman666> I just use norton. love that proggy... systemworks <eqnix> wastes too much resources for stuff i can do by hand <Aristotles> isnt that your philosophy on dating?
<BiBOp> heya <BiBOp> little question <BiBOp> what services are best for unreal ? <Aristotles> funeral services
<Aristotles> ah yes.. ignorance is bliss.. <Aristotles> and that boy is absolutely giddy
<MethTical> u should kline this people for being stupid <Aristotles> hey if we didn't have an open door policy for stupid people <Aristotles> you wouldn't be here to have this conversation
<Asha`monkey> I went to the beach with two of my female friends one night, and when we got there they started making out with eachother. <Asha`monkey> Then when I tried to lean over they were like "HAHA, YEAH RIGHT." <Asha`monkey> Bitches.
<three-hams> http://us.feamerch.com another good ass band <charliex> ass band <three-hams> (insert hymen between good and ass) <three-hams> err <three-hams> hyphen <three-hams> my god I'm an idiot
<Phobos> right, im off to build a slimline super computer, i will saw the 1.2ghz board i have so that it will fit into my lunchbox <Phobos> and the poor fucker who forgets his lunch and dares to open it, will be shiting an amd duron chip a day or two later
<brolli_420> World Heavyweight Championship: Triple H (Champion) vs. Unknown Opponent <brolli_420> WOW <brolli_420> that should be a good match -_-
<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben <siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice
<@FKnight> if sex had a wizard <@FKnight> my g/f would pick Typical <@FKnight> no custom
edRigo: she "Fell asleep with him" according to Marshall edRigo: I assume that means they fucked, but you never know with him BallastMan: from now i'll call you "dr ambiguous unless pressed for details"
BagmanJon: one sec theres a dude from the church here who wants me to buttrape him BagmanJon: brb BagmanJon: Turns out it was a chick. BagmanJon: my lucky day eh?
Brood: eminem is such a cracker faggot RokChik7: what'd he do now? Brood: rap. RokChik7: lol
<rel> well some random guy msg's me <rel> im assuming its you <rel> so rufk off <rel> oh shit <rel> wrong channel heh <BB> lol
<chikster> lol <c-rOCK> this is great <chikster> whats that one quote <c-rOCK> As #geekissues turns
<@Jugernaut> bah this shirt is full of holes <@temptah> eat less corn <@temptah> and more fiber <@temptah> oh <@temptah> I thought you said "shit"
<The_Great_Bob> stupid tv shows, stereotyping asian guys as horney bastards <The_Great_Bob> we are not that horny!!! <Chucklez> ..... <Chucklez> this coming from you, bob? <The_Great_Bob> yeah, i lost it for a minute there <The_Great_Bob> back to thinking about sex
<pagan> dude youll be talking about that still when were 60 years old <jstepka-w> i know <jstepka-w> because it's the triumph of my life <jstepka-w> two bitches at once <jstepka-w> and i didn't pay
<Smokey> What are the advantages of Trillina pro? <Amadeo> What are the advantages of you shutting the fuck up? *Amadeo just got a whole list in the span in 2 seconds there
<active1> how to become a bot ??? <dieppiej> first you have to become a computer, then you have to get an 24/7 internet connection and plug it into yourself.. install a stable *BSD OS and then install the right application on yourself <active1> it is so easy :)))) <dieppiej> I wonder how you are going to do the first step..