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#33591 [ + | - ] 48
<Sketchee> Ok.  How does the game connection work?
<Grandalf> im guessing tcp/ip
<Grandalf> though it dosen't say anywhere
<Grandalf> but we both have ipx installed so we can play
atomic bomberman, so that shoulden't be the problem either
<Sketchee> Okay, and then when you two try to connect together
... ?
<Grandalf> on the "find game" screen it dosen't find crap.
<Grandalf> though there are games running
<Grandalf> and yes, we have the same version
<Grandalf> it's a mystery ;P
<Sketchee> Is there any documentation for this game?
<Grandalf> probably if i bought it ....
#33590 [ + | - ] 189
<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha
<TigerSun> article on k5
<TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"
<TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE>
#33588 [ + | - ] 171
phusnikin> that sucked. compiled my executable into my src and
i have no
backup, damm bash tab completion :\
#33586 [ + | - ] 308
<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my
girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i
wasn't really paying attention, but she said
<daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on
all fours'
<daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that
seems like icing on the cake'
#33585 [ + | - ] -3
<@Clockwork-Orange> my computer might not have the greatest
fucking shit in the world, but garunteed, Roxy would still
rock all your worlds and she still gets the job done even with
her 5.25 inch floppy you ass gappers
#33579 [ + | - ] 27
<Tirol> I wish could type as fast as I could write.
<Tirol> Shit...
<Tirol> The other way.
#33578 [ + | - ] 242
<McFly> Note to Self: Make sure boxers firmly attached and
functioning before walking into room of 8th graders.
#33576 [ + | - ] 239
*#* Signoff: labo-rat (find / -name \*yourbase\* -exec chown
us:us {} \;)
#33575 [ + | - ] 169
<Floater_21> now anyone with an internet connection and + iq
can register an aim s/n
<Floater_21> what makes you think i did it?
<X13> You are right, that would count you out of the running..
<X13> :)
<Floater_21> well there you go
<SovanJedi> ...
#33574 [ + | - ] 278
:St0nerChild: One time I was getting rode and she peed on me
:St0nerChild: She didnt mean to though, she didnt even know it
tell i told her, she was in the middle of cumming
:St0nerChild: That was when i lost my virginity
:CK_Jeans: you lost your virginity to a girl who pissed on
you?
#33573 [ + | - ] 492
<LuciferOmega> STEPHEN HAWKING'S PRO WHEELCHAIR 2!
#33570 [ + | - ] 340
* Nalixor gives candle the bird.
<candle> a parrot?
* Nalixor gestures rudely at candle.
#33568 [ + | - ] 133
<DoctorRiff> darkNook> nope, no breast pumps in my purse
<DoctorRiff> WAIT I MEAN
<DoctorRiff> crap
#33567 [ + | - ] 16
wi nd ow zy 2k: your moms a whore and i fucked her in her
brown eye
timskie: my moms on florida and her eyes are green!
#33566 [ + | - ] 319
<moku> oh god
<moku> i typed "PENISHED" instead of "PUNISHED" in an e-mail
#33565 [ + | - ] 335
<AlieN__> hello...
<AlieN__> I'm damn bored
<AlieN__> be funny
<AlieN__> please
<Gato> *FART*
<AlieN__> yay canadian jokes
#33563 [ + | - ] 197
<@UBC_Wiska> I have invented a vibrator featuring a CPU, 64 MB
RAM... it is wireless and LAN capable
<@theamy> *vibrates*
<@UBC_Wiska> wtf?
* kevinb notes that UBC has invented anal vibrator for
personal use
<@UBC_Wiska> it will be able to download "personalities"
<@Narcissus> Why would one want to switch personalities
mid-use?
<@UBC_Wiska> for example
<@UBC_Wiska> the leo personality shuts the vibrator off :)
<@theamy> What would your personality do Wisket
<@theamy> I know what matt's would
<@kevinb> It would shrink to half the size
<@theamy> LOL
<@UBC_Wiska> the size and diameter are variable
<@UBC_Wiska> and set on personalities
<@Narcissus> That's one sophisticated vibrator:)
<@UBC_Wiska> for example, kevin's would be swollen from all
the previous j/o :)
<@kevinb> It would also implement Impotent sub-routines.
<@kevinb> lol
<@Narcissus> Keep the vibrator discussion clean, Wisk:)
<@UBC_Wiska> How?
#33561 [ + | - ] 22
<jmitch> fuk
<jmitch> my freakishly large 21" is too fn big >:O
#33560 [ + | - ] 244
<groulder> god i smell like a peice of shit.
<groulder> i shold have a shower.
<j03bl0w> or stop smearing shit on yourself?
#33557 [ + | - ] 15
<pmitros> In Europe, is the convention 100C or 100 [little 0
degree symbol] C for expressing temperature?
<st2> pmitros: That can lead to a lot of confusion
<pmitros> st2: What do you mean?
<st2> pmitros: "Bake your turkey at 800C for 20min"
* RelDrgn notes that nobody bakes turkey at 800dF either :P
<pmitros> st2: I'm wondering if you include the little
superscript o. No. It'd be a little bit cooler.
<pmitros> In LaTeX format, is it 100C or 100^oC?
<st2> 100$^o$C
<TigerSun> I'd bake Cyprus ar 2000C
#33555 [ + | - ] -83
<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts
<godbody2> for an account on his site
<godbody2> had like a ill ass site
<Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat
<Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple
#33554 [ + | - ] 70
<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl
in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast
<Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the
ripple running up her ass when i slapped it
#33553 [ + | - ] 474
<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn
on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a
little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen
rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw
me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this
sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what
the fuck to do.
#33552 [ + | - ] 12
<SiNs-> routers are for white people
#33548 [ + | - ] 191
<ScaryFast> I'd fuck a tree, if it wouldn't run away
#33547 [ + | - ] 278
* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea
<Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea
#33546 [ + | - ] 395
<Center> i wish women were open source
#33542 [ + | - ] -3
<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs
<FLiPSiDE> make me look massive
<Ur|zen> make us look well hung
<FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there..
<FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it..
<fvee> maybe hes half girl
#33534 [ + | - ] -279
<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather
to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and
ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out
the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80
mph
#33524 [ + | - ] -14
<+Nyah> drugs are good
<@_sta> nyah smellin ur socks doesnt count paki
#33509 [ + | - ] 65
<Ghetto> OMG it's raining here like a cow pissing on a flat
rock
#33507 [ + | - ] 112
[someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My
brother is fucking 0sec now
[someone] is away: to the hospital
#33505 [ + | - ] 49
<fiend> I (politely) told him he sounded like a moron and no
one could understand his posts
#33503 [ + | - ] -103
<@Swizz0r> i watched miracle of life today in class
<@Swizz0r> and jacked off under my desk
<@Swizz0r> bbl gonna go rape some little kids
#33497 [ + | - ] 208
<Ced> me no eating or drinking at the keybord
<brolli_420> but jerking your shit is aceptable
<brolli_420> you got some werid rules
#33447 [ + | - ] 130
<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he
says "How big is it in inches?"
<Vic> As if dick size had anything to do with paper
#33396 [ + | - ] 418
<Wynn> Not a single original thought in my mind...
<Wynn> *sigh*
<Wynn> I should write a book:
<Leyenda> And sell it as a notepad?
#33383 [ + | - ] 181
<max> I need game
<not_jsmonet> possibly
<not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas
<not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it
#33375 [ + | - ] 581
<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy?
<jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit
#33372 [ + | - ] 23
<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually
missing pubes a bit.
<Phucker> It happens to the best of us.
<Phucker> ":("
<steelcap> lol
#33367 [ + | - ] 296
<KK-> shydawg I am sweating like R. Kelly at a girl scout
meeting
#33366 [ + | - ] 822
<umop|apisdn|MoD> oh my god
<umop|apisdn|MoD> i forgot to wipe my ass
<umop|apisdn|MoD> brb
#33360 [ + | - ] 1911
([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic
([Smaug]) honest
(+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway
([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running
(+Porn-Star) u catch him?
#33357 [ + | - ] 168
< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long
enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?
#33352 [ + | - ] 385
<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you
start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah
that's rocco's dick alright.."
#33350 [ + | - ] 77
<jonny579> You know, esophagi are kinda like strange vaginas.
#33347 [ + | - ] 193
<r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out
just to be a cron job
#33342 [ + | - ] 768
<Tre`> I have no girl
<Tre`> to give me sex
<Tre`> all I have
<Tre`> is binary and hex
#33341 [ + | - ] 32
sugarcookie: then make sure you masterbate so you dont kill me
tomorrow
#33329 [ + | - ] 108
<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost
cried before puking