<godbody2> any yall rememeber that kid that wanted t shirts <godbody2> for an account on his site <godbody2> had like a ill ass site <Tooth> nah find him so i can slit his throat <Tooth> then stick my dick on his adam's apple
<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast <Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the ripple running up her ass when i slapped it
<JonnyBlaz> shit i was just beating off to some lesbian porn on my comp, i thought my mom was gone, but i had the volume a little too loud and didnt hear her come in, and the phoen rang, an di went to get it with my dick in my hadn and she saw me and was like "ahhh" and i was like OH FUCK , dude this sucks, she just like ran to her room and now i dont know what the fuck to do.
* Shadow walks off into oblivion and has a cup of tea <Wampa> dude I want some oblivion tea
<FLiPSiDE> little asian wangs <FLiPSiDE> make me look massive <Ur|zen> make us look well hung <FLiPSiDE> theres one guy there.. <FLiPSiDE> u can barely see it.. <fvee> maybe hes half girl
<G-R-G> Let me shit into a boot then make you eat the leather to get to the turds...then stick a butt plug in your penis and ass and have you eat my shit..then when it's time to shit out the shit, I wanna see the butt plug fly across the room at 80 mph
[someone] my dad just called me. My mom just pred a baby! My brother is fucking 0sec now [someone] is away: to the hospital
<fiend> I (politely) told him he sounded like a moron and no one could understand his posts
<@Swizz0r> i watched miracle of life today in class <@Swizz0r> and jacked off under my desk <@Swizz0r> bbl gonna go rape some little kids
<Ced> me no eating or drinking at the keybord <brolli_420> but jerking your shit is aceptable <brolli_420> you got some werid rules
<Eye_Candy> I give Durl a piece of 8 1/2 x 11 paper, and he says "How big is it in inches?" <Vic> As if dick size had anything to do with paper
<Wynn> Not a single original thought in my mind... <Wynn> *sigh* <Wynn> I should write a book: <Leyenda> And sell it as a notepad?
<max> I need game <not_jsmonet> possibly <not_jsmonet> or you need to start hitting on women in comas <not_jsmonet> no means no....only if you can say it
<jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy? <jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit
<Indole> never thought I'd say this, but I think I'm actually
missing pubes a bit.
<Phucker> It happens to the best of us.
<Phucker> ":("
<steelcap> lol
<umop|apisdn|MoD> oh my god <umop|apisdn|MoD> i forgot to wipe my ass <umop|apisdn|MoD> brb
([Smaug]) im actualy homo-phobic ([Smaug]) honest (+Porn-Star) he thinks anyway ([Smaug]) once i saw a gay person and i just started running (+Porn-Star) u catch him?
< Begbie> I wonder if I pester the Real Doll company long enough, if they'll produce a midget Real Doll?
<Tomboy> You know that you have watched too much porn when you start to recognize the dicks of the male pornstars.. "Yeah that's rocco's dick alright.."
<r00t> I thought it was raining outside, but it turned out just to be a cron job
<Tre`> I have no girl <Tre`> to give me sex <Tre`> all I have <Tre`> is binary and hex
<MynDwun> this fat girl with 5 chins waved at me and I almost cried before puking
<jusque> neva let a girl give you head with gum in her mouth it hurts when you have to take gum outta youre pubes
<aggiN> kurupt.. u have a very limited taste in music <Santana> kurupted has limited pube growth too! <Santana> its like a nyc rain forest
(Fetch) freebsd and novell can go fuck themselves (Fetch) with a pole (Sancho) why don't you tell us how you really feel (tobyl) Sancho: Because it would be too disturbing for words. (Fetch) I'd like to hold the pole, so that I could violate them in a more +bloody fashion (Fetch) I would wiggle it around, so that their irritated and bloody anus +holes would become twice their normal diameter. (IDK) Sancho: And THAT's why he shouldn't tell us how he really feels.
<@WhiteRob> Shit, I wish some game publisher would have the testicular fortitude to release a fucking dating sim in the US <@dj_CRYME> why would u want a dating sim <@WhiteRob> ... I dunno, I want to feel loved :p <@dj_CRYME> nah u want to see graphical characters have sex on your computer screen dont you <@WhiteRob> possibly, yes.
<@psyde> i'm in a violence gang <@psyde> we steal lunch money <@psyde> and buy 40's <DJ-SoLiD> lol <DJ-SoLiD> thats gangsta
<ElJimador> u ppl meet potential mates off the internet? ewwwww <ElJimador> mailorderbride.com <[gabe]> well, with a name like "hot4u" or "sweet12f" how can i resist?!
<escoJones> my friend called me last night and said someone keeps canseling his downloads on napster so he asked me how i send them a virus
<Mank> Oh man, I am so, so good at talking to girls on AIM <Mank> And it's all thanks to you guys! <Ben> Mank, its not hard. <Slime> Mank, swimfan4u isn't real. <Slime> Sorry.
<tobeornot> ruff ryders anthem is unforgettable <trips> cause its so horrible <trips> like if you see a dead body <trips> that would be unforgettable too <trips> cause its out of the ordinary <trips> and its definitely not a good thing
<LEMC> (%) Resolved 18.244.1.156 to ANAL-RAPE-VICTIM-REHABILITATION-PROGRAM.MIT.EDU.
<pe> how do u see what modules are loaded into apache <deth1666-> wear 3d glasses
<radez> i tried slitting my wrist 3 days ago cuz i realized that my life sucked but then <radez> i wanted to watch coyote ugly
<EvilJoven> PDF is suck <EvilJoven> everyone should make their manuals using HTML <hikari-chan> Why do people in insist on using verbs as adjectives? <tack> because is fun <ketsugi> cos that's so impress <EvilJoven> because everythings been done before <EvilJoven> our generation has nothing to conquer, everythings been explored, we're basically just sitting here now kinda hanging out until the generation above us dies and we can take over <EvilJoven> so screw it, lets play nintendo and butcher the english language
<yeyey> why cant i compile my code? <programmer> well do you have a compiler? <yeyey> whats that?