<carson> what's the easiest way to get gimp on os x? <Spam_Man> install Photoshop
<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here? <taleweaver> sure... what do you need? <samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence? <taleweaver> george w. bush?
<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house, I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents. <Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have lil "Inject Me" signs <Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny <Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck (supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"
<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of? <@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60 bucks Canadian! <alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec <Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice too. * Theta furiously takes notes.
<c0rnflake> what the fuck <c0rnflake> lol <c0rnflake> dude <c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip? <c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ? <madlib> www.dunno.com <travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip <c0rnflake> Im not on aol <c0rnflake> lol <travolta> you sure?
<hussain> we have a new domain <hussain> fruitopia.net <Arsenic> oh yeah? <Arsenic> ghetto :/ <hussain> yeah. <hussain> bah <hussain> i'm getting 5 more soon ùíù sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] has joined # fruit <sean_> hEh <hussain> hahah ùíù SignOff/#fruit sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] (Remote host closed the connection) ð hussain snickers <Arsenic> Bastard.
<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air * RichiH thinks he is seriously bored
<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor <NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real <NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare their kids
<Crazy> hn <MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman? <Crazy> fuck the shut up <MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck? <MiGiSHu> *shudders* <Crazy> shut up!!!! <MiGiSHu> Ouch...
<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for GCN, and it's taken 5 years <agapencs> that's true...but x-box will have some really nice titles in 2007
<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time seems kinda pointless <@BenKenobi> cheese i dunno.. microsoft makes millions selling it every day
<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation: <dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest." <dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot] <dranyam> "Oh my me." <dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere." <dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit." <dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle." <dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it." <dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
<Al_Koholic> FPD? <NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing. <EMWCPrez> Like KFC?
<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face. One man is with a woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute. Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man] <Quad> Fur trader <Quad> [Molson drops from the sky] <Quad> Budweiser <Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser
<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D <matricks> yes <Snobbenunge> what does it mean <Snobbenunge> ? <Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives <matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null before reading from it.. <Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?
<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit. <hexbit> we had diplomatic relations? <pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary. pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.
<Tizitchy> you know what sucks <Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line <Tizitchy> she was by a trash can <Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me <Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?" <Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah" <Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"
<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory.... <Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.
<ZWeirdVT> how's life? <BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do you ask?
* Preachy gets out the guitar <Ron> ? <Ron> you play guitar? cool <Ron> i play guitar too <Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar
<@hakk> reboot <@hakk> reinstall <@hakk> ;P -:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
[00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna hit on the clerk [00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass [01:00] <enntee> off i go [01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.
<enntee> my parents told me one time we were in a fancy restaurant, i was a child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss <enntee> i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles! i made bubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the toilet water, but never had enough pee
<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers <iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night? <enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.
<enntee> man <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant <angry> dude <angry> you should have used protection.
<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing programa <j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains unchanged.
<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.
<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on your fucking computers! <Morris> That'd suck <Morris> But you're here also, so stfu. <Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!
<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid. When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up <[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape <ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too <[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time? <[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible. <ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head <[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous. I mean, what if you hit a bump or something? <hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you <hoe4damoney> its safer <ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"
<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall <Dillinger> wear a tower costume <Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed <Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman. <Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground <Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH" <Dillinger> and then fucking run.
<guugle> haha im gonna submit that to bash.org <Phyresis> What does that one count as? LOL, I AM SUCH AN INTERNET ADDICT? <Masa> How about HAHAHA THIS TYPO MADE ME LOOK HOMOSEXUAL AND/ OR STUPID! <Phyresis> "This real life situation is analogous to a computer/internet situation!" "LOL U NERD" <Masa> lol i r n00b n i sux @ computars!!11 watch me format my hd on accident!!12~ <Phyresis> (SEX) <Masa> (PUN) <guugle> hold on my mom is being my bitch <guugle> ...I MEAN A BITCH
<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow <\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing <\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick <\> hows that for you <\> terrorists are cockblocking me.
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<Chelly> What is your biggest fear? <JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone. <Chelly> :( <JasonRene> You asked ;) <Chelly> I know <Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.
<Uncle_Istavan> I had some friends once but they keep leaving me <Uncle_Istavan>You there?
(FTF)like that girl in biology class, the teacher said that there is glucose in sperm, then the girl said, then how come it tastes so salty ?
<mrburrito>I have pulled my 9110 apart so many times, and I still can't work out what's wrong with it... <loz>Maybe the fact that you've pulled it apart that many times?
kydruid: actually Laura Bush is working undercover for the DEA... every gram she snorts is another off the street.
<Atrox> So there I was, hunched over Vorgen's dog. The car's grill kind of left this nice opening in it's abdomen, cause really, I wasn't about to fuck a dead dog in the ass, that's just wrong. Anyway, I was thrusting hard, and like hit something hard, I was all WTF, then realized I fucked through the dog and hit the cement. Was wierd.
<drake> this is katie youre a potato throwing asshole (according to your cousin) <drake> eat dick you poster child for rogain <terence> <sound of a potato being thrown over the internet> SMACK!
<qurve> She's all like "We're in a relationship, you can't go around having sex with people" <qurve> Then we get into this huge debate about what defines 'people'
[bew] besides, the only reason ryans mom rides the short bus is because RicePWR's mom's fat-ass broke off the back half when she sat down [bew] ;/ [veedub15psi] bew: BHAHAHAHAH [@trendwhore] bahahaha
<Sk8rDiE> So I was trying to get up the bleachers, <Sk8rDiE> And this real ugly filipino girl wouldn't move <Icarus> heh <Sk8rDiE> So I'm like "'scuse me" <Sk8rDiE> and she just sits there, staring. <Sk8rDiE> So i was like "Bitch, Don't make me bust out the ethnic slurs!" <Icarus> ahahahahahaha <Sk8rDiE> I don't think she understood the dialect.
<daggorath> What are the good Hindu channels on Efnet? <fdog> I am not to be knowing what the good hindu channels are to being
<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album <@bandXXX> sad thing is <@Blaxthos> that you know this