<Desus> I'll just stick with my orginal plan for Nelly in the left channel and lil romeo in the right channel, and my voice panning back and forth going "this is not hip-hop"
<synth3tic> they used to air 3rd rock from the sun on here now <synth3tic> now they're airing some niggervision show with queen latifa
<Kenji310> Crap shit, my teacher wants me to find out how dogfishes reproduce <Wallon> Um, dogfish sex? <Kenji310> yep <Stryker> They do it doggie style.
<mem-out> .=~ <mem-out> flea with a flamethrower <wob> ^- idiot with a keyboard
* uoyem (meyou@little.filipino.kids.handle-my.biz) Quit ([BX] Just do it like Nike... BEEATCH!) <cjwc> irony?
<timmo> i fucking hate <timmo> when i answer the phone <timmo> and it gos like this <timmo> me: hello? <timmo> person: hello? <timmo> me: ... <click> <timmo> well i hate everything besides the last line
* Kaos legally owns Unknown Artist - Track 3 and doesn't pirate at all! <Kitsa> oo, I love that song
<WaterBomb> Actually, your penis is one of the cleanest parts of your body, since it receives little or no exposure to dirt and bacteria. <WaterBomb> So, in theory, sucking your own dick is healthier than sucking your thumb <Clicky_Pen> ... <NickWhiz1> ... <LavosPhoenix> ... <Melkor> ...
<Adonai> but the sex toy shop guy might think i'm crazy buying like 15 dildos <Alyssa^eating> wth... <Alyssa^eating> I just get back and I see that <Adonai> so what's the lesson you learned today Alyssa? <Alyssa^eating> I'm not sure <Adonai> don't come back to IRC ;oD
<carson> what's the easiest way to get gimp on os x? <Spam_Man> install Photoshop
<samurai> need to finish this crap for school but I can't get it done... any help here? <taleweaver> sure... what do you need? <samurai> whats the opposite of eloquence? <taleweaver> george w. bush?
<Gokou-sama> Which reminds me...whenever I get my own house, I'ma have little somewhat fancy glass bottles with a tag around their necks that says "Drink Me". I'll also make current cupcakes that say "Eat Me" in the currents. <Draconis[TCI]> and all the intrevenous drug needles with have lil "Inject Me" signs <Gokou-sama> lol that'd be funny <Gokou-sama> And tie one around my girlfriend's neck (supposing I had one) that said "Fuck Me"
<@Techno|AO> Dammit, NOW who am I going to make fun of? <@Techno|AO> I just found out there's a strip club in Quebec where you can get the strippers to give you blowjobs for 60 bucks Canadian! <alisdair> 60 dollars cdn is expensive for a blowjob in quebec <Cornjob7> You can get strippers in Dallas to give you blowjobs for $20 dollars, you get a free STD of your choice too. * Theta furiously takes notes.
<c0rnflake> what the fuck <c0rnflake> lol <c0rnflake> dude <c0rnflake> whats that one site to get your own ip? <c0rnflake> www.whatsmyip.com ? <madlib> www.dunno.com <travolta> c0rnflake: aol keyword: ip <c0rnflake> Im not on aol <c0rnflake> lol <travolta> you sure?
<hussain> we have a new domain <hussain> fruitopia.net <Arsenic> oh yeah? <Arsenic> ghetto :/ <hussain> yeah. <hussain> bah <hussain> i'm getting 5 more soon ùíù sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] has joined # fruit <sean_> hEh <hussain> hahah ùíù SignOff/#fruit sean_ [sean@hussain.is.a.gay.fruitopia.net] (Remote host closed the connection) ð hussain snickers <Arsenic> Bastard.
<RichiH> OK, i just iced my pants with canned air * RichiH thinks he is seriously bored
<NiffTuRNaL> its ok BenZor <NiffTuRNaL> windows isnt real <NiffTuRNaL> its just a fairytale linux users use to scare their kids
<Crazy> hn <MiGiSHu> Harvey Norman? <Crazy> fuck the shut up <MiGiSHu> So the next person who says "shut up", I gotta fuck? <MiGiSHu> *shudders* <Crazy> shut up!!!! <MiGiSHu> Ouch...
<Frozen-Solid> i say fuck rare, the have only made 1 game for GCN, and it's taken 5 years <agapencs> that's true...but x-box will have some really nice titles in 2007
<cheese^> a virus that reboots your computer all the time seems kinda pointless <@BenKenobi> cheese i dunno.. microsoft makes millions selling it every day
<dranyam> It's nature. How do you make nature against the fucking law? It grows everywhere. Serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying to God made a mistake. You know what I mean, it's like God on the seventh day looked down on his creation: <dranyam> "There it is, my creation, perfect and holy in all ways. Now, I can rest." <dranyam> [Mimes God looking around - spotting pot] <dranyam> "Oh my me." <dranyam> "I left fucking pot everywhere." <dranyam> "I should never have smoked that joint on the third day ..shit." <dranyam> "That was the day I created possums. Haha. Still gives me a chuckle." <dranyam> "If I leave pot everywhere that's gonna to give humans the impression they're supposed to... 'use' it." <dranyam> "(sigh)Now I have to create Republicans."
<Al_Koholic> FPD? <NativeAmericanPsycho> It's a black thing. <EMWCPrez> Like KFC?
<Quad> [Two men are standing face to face. One man is with a woman who looks suspvcisouly like a prostitute. Money is exchanged, and the woman leaves with the second man] <Quad> Fur trader <Quad> [Molson drops from the sky] <Quad> Budweiser <Quad> Molson....Canadian for Budweiser
<Snobbenunge> does anyone waht error: 0x1d1c4e86 referenced memory at 0x0000000000 the memory could not be read mean? :D <matricks> yes <Snobbenunge> what does it mean <Snobbenunge> ? <Snobbenunge> i only get it when i'm browsing the harddrives <matricks> someone forgot to check if a pointer was null before reading from it.. <Snobbenunge> ok. so some troubles with the mouse drivers?
<pyroman> I am unilateraly discontinuing diplomatic relations with hexbit. <hexbit> we had diplomatic relations? <pyroman> I don't need tsalmavet's or anyones support, I prepared to take action alone if necessary. pyroman can not just sit back and let someone like hexbit continue to harbor weapons of mass stupidity, and do nothing.
<Tizitchy> you know what sucks <Tizitchy> I was staring at this girls ass in the mall while waiting in line <Tizitchy> she was by a trash can <Tizitchy> and this guy was behind me <Tizitchy> said "Get a good view?" <Tizitchy> i was laughing and said "yeah" <Tizitchy> he goes "That's my daughter"
<Ronwe> I never claimed to have a good memory.... <Malice> Maybe you did. It's not like you'd remember.
<ZWeirdVT> how's life? <BubFISHi> it's ok for a fiber filled oat square covered in cinnamin, but personally, I prefer Frosted Flakes... why do you ask?
* Preachy gets out the guitar <Ron> ? <Ron> you play guitar? cool <Ron> i play guitar too <Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar
<@hakk> reboot <@hakk> reinstall <@hakk> ;P -:- enntee beats the MCSE out of hakk
[00:55] <enntee> i'm about to go to seven eleven and i'm gonna hit on the clerk [00:55] <enntee> even if she looks like ass [01:00] <enntee> off i go [01:11] <enntee> damn. she was too ugly.
<enntee> my parents told me one time we were in a fancy restaurant, i was a child, and i had gone to the bathroom to take a piss <enntee> i ran out of the bathroom screaming "i made bubbles! i made bubbles!" because i had always wanted to make bubbles in the toilet water, but never had enough pee
<OS|flu> aww poor canadian soldiers <iZac> canadian soldiers? is it oxymoron night? <enntee> you're here, so it's just moron night.
<enntee> man <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant <angry> dude <angry> you should have used protection.
<Skuzzi> swing programah swing programah saaawwwwiiiiing programa <j0e> Skuzzi: my opinion of your mental status remains unchanged.
<Froggyz0r> well you know warez is just like wanking....your a lier if you say you dont and a fool if you say you do.
<Acero> you're all a bunch of niggers who are going to die on your fucking computers! <Morris> That'd suck <Morris> But you're here also, so stfu. <Acero> i'm fucking leaving, fuck this!
<[SA]Gaijinchi> I was ripped as a kid. When my friends wanted to go somewhere on bikes, I ran and kept up <[SA]Gaijinchi> Then I turned 16 and promptly got out of shape <ricequeen> Yeah, masturbation got me too <[SA]Gaijinchi> You can masturbate and drive at the same time? <[SA]Gaijinchi> That's incredible. <ricequeen> It's an okay substitute for road head <[SA]Gaijinchi> that's all kinds of dangerous. I mean, what if you hit a bump or something? <hoe4damoney> Just get a crash test dummy to fellate you <hoe4damoney> its safer <ricequeen> I call it, "Living on the edge"
<Dillinger> i think i'm going to try that at the mall <Dillinger> wear a tower costume <Dillinger> and have a friend ram into me at full speed <Orestes> You'd need someone dressed up as a zombie fireman. <Dillinger> or just have someone dress up as a fireman and then throw himself onto the ground <Dillinger> and yell "OH NO I AM HURT WAH WAH" <Dillinger> and then fucking run.
<guugle> haha im gonna submit that to bash.org <Phyresis> What does that one count as? LOL, I AM SUCH AN INTERNET ADDICT? <Masa> How about HAHAHA THIS TYPO MADE ME LOOK HOMOSEXUAL AND/ OR STUPID! <Phyresis> "This real life situation is analogous to a computer/internet situation!" "LOL U NERD" <Masa> lol i r n00b n i sux @ computars!!11 watch me format my hd on accident!!12~ <Phyresis> (SEX) <Masa> (PUN) <guugle> hold on my mom is being my bitch <guugle> ...I MEAN A BITCH
<\> she was gonna come over and hang out tommorow <\> but then... this stupid sept 11th thing <\> and she has to go play in the band at some picnick <\> hows that for you <\> terrorists are cockblocking me.
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<Chelly> What is your biggest fear? <JasonRene> living long enough to become isolated from anyone who cares about me, and then dying alone. <Chelly> :( <JasonRene> You asked ;) <Chelly> I know <Chelly> I was expecting something like spiders.
<Uncle_Istavan> I had some friends once but they keep leaving me <Uncle_Istavan>You there?