<kng^hem> jävla kattkräken satt å käka på min inplastade baguette ja just köpt.. <kng^hem> dom fick straffsitta på kökslampan ett tag :P <Robbat> hahah <kng^hem> faans jävla okynnes feta små as ibland <orion> ï dønt kñõw wëèdï h
<Godsey> there is a problem w/ our house :) <Godsey> there is a small cosmetic call next to the toilet <Godsey> and I'm afraid my fat ass won't fit :) <Godsey> so I'm taking the wall out <etrigan> with your ass?
<Neural> I learned who I was while sitting in county lockup for soliciting underage girl runaways into taking nude photos for their hollywood actress portfolio. <Neural> you'd be surprise how many show up at the L.A. bus terminal everyday. <Neural> at first I was there for the 2600 meets....then it was for the teeny runaways.
<storm_> http://www.cnn.com/2000/NATURE/01/13/monkey.cloning/ index.html <storm_> they clone them and send them on to irc
<etrigan> im gonna take that fricking printer and stick it up your asshole, and then print out gay pron on it. fricking h0m0.
<meenk> and when you get to the point <meenk> fold it up and tuck it? <ophie> +-----------------* <ophie> | roll with this |\_ when you get to the flap <ophie> | flap ---> | \_ tuck this little pointed <ophie> | to the outside | \_ end into the flap <ophie> | | \_ <ophie> +-----------------+---------* <etr1gan> how odd, an ascii diagram for rolling a dollar for snorting
<sin|away> wanna see a turtle ride a slug? <sin|away> compile a vb program in wine
<ginger> my summer was alright i guess, went to the beach and met a couple guys blah hehe <ginger> still a virgin
<neocakko> playing in a pile of leaves is more fun than sex. <neocakko> because leaves don't say "you really suck at this." <syke> a pile of leaves won't nickname you "scrape & wash" afterwards either
<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye <spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos. <spritegoddess> I suck at life.
<spacegirl> because i don't suck dick <P-Rex> how do your mates keep you from talking during sex then, kellie?
<entropy> goin to get my tatt touched up here in about 10 min <j0shua> what kind of tatt? <entropy> 'entropy' on my back in apple ][e chars
<Porridge> after the prom... we went to stay at this girls house... they had an assload of good CDs and CD-Rs and a burner <bmk> you went to a girls house after prom..... and you were thinking about burning cd's?
<punkgrl> have you had anal sex? <Pr1ncess> hahaheoah <Pr1ncess> no <Pr1ncess> have u had anal sex punkgrl? <punkgrl> hahah nah :) im a wimp.. that would hurt too much.. it would be like taking one of those poops that hurts your butthole real badly cuz it stretches it apart.. yeee-owie <Pr1ncess> i think it would be worse then taking a big shit
<Pr1ncess> oh sick i just sneezed and blood shot out of my crotch <etrigan> that time again?? <Pr1ncess> hahaha <Pr1ncess> yes <Pr1ncess> that was a pretty fucking sick thing to say wasnt it? <etrigan> hell yes
<napster> if you have issues w/ him, take them up in msg <bill^> no prob <bill^> actually, when he comes back to NJ I will take it up with him with a baseball bat.... <napster> why is that? <bill^> it is much more effective.
<athena-> I'm not a jew, but I have been known to make some boys men at age 13 *wink*
<zugz> I can't stand people that preach, "Only God can judge" and yet simultaneously ridicule others for adultery, etc <zugz> I don't know about what they believe, but my God wants me to get some.
Frosterfree: I will tell you what my hell is, you guys probably don't read enough to know what ADD is do you Frosterfree: Attention Defecit Disorder Frosterfree: it's a learning disability Frosterfree: discovered extensivly in 1980 Frosterfree: a year before I was born Frosterfree: I have had to fight that my entire fuck'n life Frosterfree: my kids will have to fight it for their entire lives CatGonk: You won't have kids. Trust me on this.
Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: ne1 that uses drugs Kiyomi_Shinfuji: CaptKirby: is stupider than LP for fucking men LavosPhoenix: what's wrong with knowing your place? LavosPhoenix: and it isn't men... LavosPhoenix: since my friend and I are under 18 Kiyomi_Shinfuji: minors buttfucking just makes it SO MUCH BETTER then, doesn't it, LP? LavosPhoenix: well... we don't do anal secks much anyway...
<N715DP> yeah, no kidding <N715DP> me - actually buying a MS OS <N715DP> hell hath frozen over <eggs_> guess I need to go find Jesus
<Hammy> my forehead is flakey <Nastard> must be peeling from sunburn <Nastard> did you open a window recently?
<Faldarith> I should give you some information on my school, our black population <Faldarith> is named Andre
<mrphilez> how many inches is 69mm? <GLHTurbo> let me measure my penis <Avram> how would that help? you have a 69mm penis? <GLHTurbo> yes <_neil> 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71" <GLHTurbo> yes i do <GLHTurbo> oh wait
<FJ> you know what the coolest thing about IRC is? <ashendragon> what <FJ> you can talk with your mouth full and still be understood
[@Kamagurka] (akino): if you are no freak, what are you then? you already admitted to being a goth, you know... [+akino] i know. but i am not a freak. [+akino] i am from mars
<D4NG3R0U5> why is it, in the commercials the bottles of medicine stop talking when the actor picks them up? <D4NG3R0U5> usually when i pick up my med bottles they keep talkin "2 a day? what are you, a pussy! take 6!" "it says don't drink alcohol after taking me...you gonna let them tell you what to do?"
<ViolenceJack> i just became the escape goat and asked for it... <Ecliptik> What's an escape goat? Do you ride it?
<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got windows to accept my cd burner <Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it
<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl:: <NeoPartix> lmao <Entil-Zha> *screams <Entil-Zha> fuck you
*** devil`` has joined #geekissues <devil``> happy new year <Quorthy> now that's lag
<Devon_Lake> Ya, but if you slap a kid around for being a brat, your'e evil. Slice of part of his wang and they'll cannonise you.
* Courthold eats PT <Courthold> dammit pt having boners making it hard to chew <PTDC> Hee hee. I hope that was a typo and not a freudian slip.
<@SLing> uhm wow... there's a "Linux and Windows XP" club in my area <@SLing> isn't that a conflict of interest? <@SLing> All the meetings would boil down to debates like "I can network my computers automatically with my OS, and it detects everything" "Oh yeah? I can make MY OS purple"
<WaterBomb> Actually, I m only 23% gay <Justin8649> So your head and penis are gay. <WaterBomb> Whoa, that means my penis is 10% of my body <Justin8649> ... <WaterBomb> Since the head makes up approximately 13% of the body s mass. <WaterBomb> so by your logic, my penis is 1.3 feet long and 6 inches in diameter <WaterBomb> if you want to figure it another way, my penis would be 4 feet long and 1 inch in diameter
<Bob-Diddy> what they going to do bust in your door and see who your having sex with? <Jokn> hmm <PhReE-XEON-> yeah PhReE-XEON- (breathe@163.248.171.99) is now known as PhReE-XEON <PhReE-XEON> they do <trife> well i bet if u had a 1ft dick they wouldnt stop u from gay sex if they bust in the door <trife> just walk up to the cop or whatever and be like hey babe i know joo want it <trife> man i think of some stupid shit
<Stuntman21> DRUM <Stuntman21> You're FIRED! <Drum-Comicking> What? * Drum-Comicking clears out his desk <Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today. * Drum-Comicking (~Drum@dork-63960.tamqfl1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ) <Stuntman21> XD <Stuntman21> Oh shit <Stuntman21> >_< * Project (~MasterKin@65.80.22.dork-26842) Quit (Ping timeout) <Six|Hyper> ....... <Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn unions!
<MechaRedMage> My Geography teacher told it to me... He was in mexico last year walking through an alley. Then three mexican guys jumped him and asked for his money. So he gave them his money ($.35) and then they looked at him and one guy pulled out a dollar and gave it to him saying "You need this more then we do."
<jstepka-w> she has bitch written all over her face <_Bunny> jstepka-w: Put down the marker...
<c-rOCK> all my real life friends know of the qdb now. <c-rOCK> if they ever find out who I am, im fucked. <c-rOCK> I cant be connected to this loser shit like you fags.
(ori) I just watched the movie "Malcolm X"!! (ori) but I have a question (ori) What happend to the other nine malcolm movies?
<D4NG3R0U5> i was supposed to be at work yesterday... <D4NG3R0U5> thank you, irc!
truthug17: so u have a man Cassandra: Oh yes. truthug17: do u love him Cassandra: I do. truthug17: could u love me Cassandra: I might. But I'd never sleep with you, so I guess it doesn't matter.
(rusty): You know.... (rusty): Those police officers must have had this happen to them.... (rusty): Cop: We have a red blur going pass us at -ERR MPH on the speed radar... please advise