<D4NG3R0U5> why is it, in the commercials the bottles of medicine stop talking when the actor picks them up? <D4NG3R0U5> usually when i pick up my med bottles they keep talkin "2 a day? what are you, a pussy! take 6!" "it says don't drink alcohol after taking me...you gonna let them tell you what to do?"
<ViolenceJack> i just became the escape goat and asked for it... <Ecliptik> What's an escape goat? Do you ride it?
<PinkRubberBall> After much tear and blood I finally got windows to accept my cd burner <Uhclem> Sure it accepts it, but does it LOVE it
<Entil-Zha> ::creams like a girl:: <NeoPartix> lmao <Entil-Zha> *screams <Entil-Zha> fuck you
*** devil`` has joined #geekissues <devil``> happy new year <Quorthy> now that's lag
<Devon_Lake> Ya, but if you slap a kid around for being a brat, your'e evil. Slice of part of his wang and they'll cannonise you.
* Courthold eats PT <Courthold> dammit pt having boners making it hard to chew <PTDC> Hee hee. I hope that was a typo and not a freudian slip.
<@SLing> uhm wow... there's a "Linux and Windows XP" club in my area <@SLing> isn't that a conflict of interest? <@SLing> All the meetings would boil down to debates like "I can network my computers automatically with my OS, and it detects everything" "Oh yeah? I can make MY OS purple"
<WaterBomb> Actually, I m only 23% gay <Justin8649> So your head and penis are gay. <WaterBomb> Whoa, that means my penis is 10% of my body <Justin8649> ... <WaterBomb> Since the head makes up approximately 13% of the body s mass. <WaterBomb> so by your logic, my penis is 1.3 feet long and 6 inches in diameter <WaterBomb> if you want to figure it another way, my penis would be 4 feet long and 1 inch in diameter
<Bob-Diddy> what they going to do bust in your door and see who your having sex with? <Jokn> hmm <PhReE-XEON-> yeah PhReE-XEON- (breathe@163.248.171.99) is now known as PhReE-XEON <PhReE-XEON> they do <trife> well i bet if u had a 1ft dick they wouldnt stop u from gay sex if they bust in the door <trife> just walk up to the cop or whatever and be like hey babe i know joo want it <trife> man i think of some stupid shit
<Stuntman21> DRUM <Stuntman21> You're FIRED! <Drum-Comicking> What? * Drum-Comicking clears out his desk <Stuntman21> You're fired. I want you out today. * Drum-Comicking (~Drum@dork-63960.tamqfl1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Quit: ) <Stuntman21> XD <Stuntman21> Oh shit <Stuntman21> >_< * Project (~MasterKin@65.80.22.dork-26842) Quit (Ping timeout) <Six|Hyper> ....... <Stuntman21> Great now everyone is going on strike! Goddamn unions!
<MechaRedMage> My Geography teacher told it to me... He was in mexico last year walking through an alley. Then three mexican guys jumped him and asked for his money. So he gave them his money ($.35) and then they looked at him and one guy pulled out a dollar and gave it to him saying "You need this more then we do."
<jstepka-w> she has bitch written all over her face <_Bunny> jstepka-w: Put down the marker...
<c-rOCK> all my real life friends know of the qdb now. <c-rOCK> if they ever find out who I am, im fucked. <c-rOCK> I cant be connected to this loser shit like you fags.
(ori) I just watched the movie "Malcolm X"!! (ori) but I have a question (ori) What happend to the other nine malcolm movies?
<D4NG3R0U5> i was supposed to be at work yesterday... <D4NG3R0U5> thank you, irc!
truthug17: so u have a man Cassandra: Oh yes. truthug17: do u love him Cassandra: I do. truthug17: could u love me Cassandra: I might. But I'd never sleep with you, so I guess it doesn't matter.
(rusty): You know.... (rusty): Those police officers must have had this happen to them.... (rusty): Cop: We have a red blur going pass us at -ERR MPH on the speed radar... please advise
<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything <Firamas> insomnia <Firamas> homework <lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs? <Firamas> hunger <Firamas> ok, almost everything <lvlsixtyclr> come on <lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes <Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to it <lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you masturbating to bash.org
<xolotl> I remember avoiding soccer practices because instead of focusing on the ball I'd focus on the boys' thighs.
<Jezebel> but then he sprouted up about 6 inches <Jezebel> it was late puberty i guess
<Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app it'll display without a real window <Spacey> heh <sente> oh you meant x11 <sente> i thought you meant mdma : <sente> hooray for x!
<psmylie> the man's an idiot. he tried for three years to beat tetris because I told him there was an end boss.
(elend) now back to figuring out where my ut cd is (elend) I've officially come to the conclusion the Ensim WEBppliance lib took the UT disc to the local bar to get drunk (elend) Ensim: "Hey, you want to magically vanish?" UT Disc: "Oh I don't know...." Ensim: "It's cool, I'm a piece of shit, I know how to get away with these things" (elend) so right now some binary compiled code and a disc are sitting at some bar getting wasted no doubt. <Rustblade> then they will proceed to get laid afterwards <Rustblade> sad thing is, the UT disc and ensim will get laid BEFORE we ever do
<IlPalazzo> I fucking bought a dreamcast because of Seaman <Zackary> I fucked a bought Dreamcast full of semen
<ethanv> QUESTION #184: What is the largest lake in the world? (trendwhore) Caspain Sea <+BootsSiR> trendwhore's mom's bathtub
<rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun <tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires
<tac0> TO did i tell u that i almost scored wif a 20 yr old mexican <TO> Me too man. <TO> Except replace scored with raped and replace 20 with 9 <Tyr> and TO never said if the mexican was male or female <TO> hell i didnt even say if it was human
<CL_FlushEntity> i know im back and forth from my pc to my living room <IcX|-hoS> if I get up I get lost
<`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> pm me if u know some good ftps for movies <coene|awake> ftp://this:isnt@awarez.channel <`2c^Husemoller|Kazi> is that up right now?
<DK_Tech_Master> #1 <DK_Tech_Master> i could.... <DK_Tech_Master> go with them week before and have them fly back before tourney <DK_Tech_Master> or.... <DK_Tech_Master> #2 <DK_Tech_Master> pay for it myself (cos they wont support me otherwise) and live it up with no risk of parental fuction <xThanatoSx> hm. <xThanatoSx> decisions.... <xTaVx> dude you'd have to listen to them have sex in the hotel room
<daniel-> i still own .sh .ac <daniel-> i can make .sh hostnames (elend) make a nocuervoisnotgay.sh (elend) cuervo.gets.women.only.because.he.has.some.ca.sh <cuervo> gonna.kick.elends.a.sh (elend) thats.not.very.nic.sh <cuervo> you.suck.at.thi.sh ( (elend) with.my.cool.li.sh (elend) no.sh.it.sh
[JOIN] #sandiego: cuervo (cuervo@digits.zerokarma.sleepers.net) <cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT # SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.
<Synonymet> jestuh...hmm...I wonder if you can call your kid "George Bush" in Afghanistan? <eric|work> no <Nyphur> You can, but he'd be stillborn.
<JDigital> Final Fantasy VI. Any of you folks played it? <JDigital> (Quite a few, I'd imagine...) <Nimduin> There's a VI? <Nimduin> Is there a Final Fantasy Emacs then?
<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook. <Drain> ... <ZS|GTA3> ... <Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper <ZS|GTA3> Ahahah. <Drain> ahaha
<ngn-18> thats wherrrre i wanna go... down to kokomo <dredg> that song reminds me of not wanting to be at summer camp. <dredg> AKA: wanting the camp counselor to let me put my pants back on and leave the storage room. :(
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created hard throbbing cocks
<EggTrivia> ” What is the title of the 1996 sequel to "Terms of Endearment"? ” <TMF> terms of endearment II <TrueChaos> er no <TrueChaos> not that easy <Tags|Sue> lol <TrueChaos> terms of endearment 2 <el_presidente> the return of the terms of endearment <TrueChaos> terms of endearment: 2 <TMF> !!hint <TrueChaos> yay <Tags|Sue> Terms of Endearment: The Revenge <TMF> the morning star <EggTrivia> TMF answered « the morning star » in 37 seconds and was absolutely CORRECT!!! <EggTrivia> Next question in 20 seconds, get ready! <el_presidente> lol <TrueChaos> attack of the terms of endearment
<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend? <tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted. <tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland <tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice
<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat <ArkCOM> Without the quotes <devbp> Okay. Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)
[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick
<promo> can you op me in the main plz. <Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet <Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ? <promo> huh <Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman <promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did the moment they did it, and they'll never do it again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop it on people who don't know we mean business yet3 <MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.