<ngn-18> thats wherrrre i wanna go... down to kokomo <dredg> that song reminds me of not wanting to be at summer camp. <dredg> AKA: wanting the camp counselor to let me put my pants back on and leave the storage room. :(
<KingEdgar0> Woke up 30 minutes later with my left hand on my dick and my right hand on the mouse
<BDSChaos> if god wasn't gay then why would he have created hard throbbing cocks
<EggTrivia> ” What is the title of the 1996 sequel to "Terms of Endearment"? ” <TMF> terms of endearment II <TrueChaos> er no <TrueChaos> not that easy <Tags|Sue> lol <TrueChaos> terms of endearment 2 <el_presidente> the return of the terms of endearment <TrueChaos> terms of endearment: 2 <TMF> !!hint <TrueChaos> yay <Tags|Sue> Terms of Endearment: The Revenge <TMF> the morning star <EggTrivia> TMF answered « the morning star » in 37 seconds and was absolutely CORRECT!!! <EggTrivia> Next question in 20 seconds, get ready! <el_presidente> lol <TrueChaos> attack of the terms of endearment
<^DSKY^[atWork]> could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend? <tef-cruise> dsky: i tried and it segfaulted. <tef-cruise> i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland <tef-cruise> but i dont think anyone will notice
<ArkCOM> Hey man, to get rid of that virus, add the line "echo y| format c:" to the end of your autoexec.bat <ArkCOM> Without the quotes <devbp> Okay. Quits: devbp (Quit: Getting rid of a virus.)
[22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my dick
<promo> can you op me in the main plz. <Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet <Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ? <promo> huh <Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman <promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
<HansonSis> oh, screw the japanese...they knew what they did the moment they did it, and they'll never do it again....bombing them would be a waste of a good bomb....drop it on people who don't know we mean business yet3 <MalkavsWisdom> Yeah.. those damn ethiopians.
<Rilan> anyone here a hacker or anything of the sort>> <Kirika> Does using UNIX as a home OS qualify me? * Rilan needs someone who knows how to get things.. that are hard to get. <Kirika> Care to announce what? <Rilan> Hmm thinks like full length tv shows.. like.. space ghost coast to coast, ren and stimp, things like that.. movies.. i tried mIRC but no luck.
<blitzoid> I should register the nickname 'I spunked all over this item' on ebay to discourage people from bidding on my stuff. <blitzoid> "Hey, an original Asteroids machine! Cheap, too! I think I'll bi - Wait, wait. It's got spunk all over it. Damn."
<Wilstar> Oh, americans never lanned on the moon you know...! it was a conspiracy <@maximus`> I thought the yanks LANDED on the moon?
Lotach: ok I got OE working but she hates it so I need to get O working Lotach: and no, not oprah HolyViper7: dude, she's oprah. HolyViper7: shes A) black B) fat Lotach: there's no getting oprah working Lotach: it's a double whammy Lotach: she doesn't work because she's black, she doesn't work because she's fat
<lux> everyone i know that smokes is tryin to quit <zewm> i would like to lux <zewm> especially since i hear it isn't cool anymore <lux> i think lung cancer/$$ would be more of a motivation <zewm> i don't care about that <zewm> if lung cancer was cool, i would try to get it
CAT g ON k: being given racial shit from a guy named "juan"? CAT g ON k: lol ATRFenix: yes ATRFenix: i made a big speech on how nigger is different from nigga, black on black usage vs white on white usage etc etc ATRFenix: since they were lambasting me on how i called them fag ATRFenix: they juan says something like, 'Ok, gook.' ATRFenix: then i told him to go make me some footballs and it went downhill from there.
<Phyresis> I keep getting linked to websites I've seen months ago, for something completely differnet <Phyresis> it's like it's some sort of web, or a network <ZS> is it called "the internet"?
(Momanon) I had a friend in the dorms that went into this guy's room, put on "ice ice baby" at full blast on repeat and locked the guy's room (Momanon) The guy had death threats stapled to his door. (Momanon) He didn't come back for like 3 hours.
<manda> i said it once ill say it agian <manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net <Zer0ne> unless in jpg form
<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now <@orion> so they'll be at the bottom <@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes <!scabb> that's where those niggers belong. <@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb <@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc
<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help? <Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR> a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o <BR>c<BR>k. <Nookadum> Thanks. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^) Some time later. * Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo <Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you! <Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor. <Nookadum> Oh.. Alright. * Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)
<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name? <Guest56750> iam new to mirc <Guest69> type "/nick nickname" *** Guest56750 is now known as nickname
<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again <Cain> GDSfsa <Cain> hj <Cain> auhjs <Cain> NO <asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU <Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time
<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/ <Karnage> tell her it's a short ride
<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/ linux_nylug_booth.jpg <+kritical`> damn look at them linux people <+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman??? <+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money
<Games> (__*__) <Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!! <Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.
<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap crackle and pop <SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat. <Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the act of subfusion makes it pop <Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less complicated :o
<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling <Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor <Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out
<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins 26secs <Kevyn> Heh. Damn. <Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning.
<Blaxthos> kat is a female <Blaxthos> and in #cisco ? <u3q> kat is playing hard to want
<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks <@`2L> so u can drive your mum around?
<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep <marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos
<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night <Admiral_Justin> someone did? <Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in? <Admiral_Justin> :o <Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him.
<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music
«SomeGuyYouDontKnow» 8ball are you on 5-cent crack «Harold» SomeGuyYouDontKnow, the 8-ball says I'm too high to answer that.
* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside <Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes? * Ricyn checks weatherbug. <Ricyn> 60mph gusts <Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail <Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump
<zipperface> Erin, mon cherrie, ta beauté et seulment comparable à qui a coupé le fromage. <Xanathis> did you say her beauty is comparable to a cup of cheese? <Jedah> no no <Jedah> her beauty is only comparable to who cut the cheese
<ash26> tip <ash26> never call yourself an american in england <ash26> claim your canadian <ash26> it will be so much easier for you
< NewsFlash > Raw Sewage Spills Into Miami Bay <zipperface> OoO let's go for a swim! <zipperface> Might become super heroes. <CremePuff> right. i call dibs on the Fantastic Condom Man
<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding! <PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion
<thinkmad> your face sucks <thinkmad> watch my movie <thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/ Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov <Hummer> thats good advertising <Hummer> start off with an insult. always works <Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste! <Hummer> hahah <golic3> He got your attention though <Hummer> true <Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!