<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital <Simboo> omg what happend? <Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof <Lombers[A]> split his head <Simboo> fwoar <Lombers[A]> was pissing blood <Simboo> stiches? <Lombers[A]> about an inch cut <Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches <Simboo> *shivers* eew. <pace> lol needed a wall hack
<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now <The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??
<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex. <Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.
<dive> hey <dive> i got something we can debate <dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft <dive> i honestly am not sure. <zan> heh <zan> microsoft is <dive> yeah <zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still
<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world. <infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.
<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea <dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware <dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware <dalias> ? <dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth <dalias> hahaha <dalias> dude, go get some <dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster <dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing <dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession <dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip <dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second <auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet
<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked <BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh <DeskLazer> it's called AOL
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow. <SpaceRain> STUPID
[@c-rOCK] no mad [@c-rOCK] just because you and I and guilty had dealings [@c-rOCK] we were drunk [@c-rOCK] and we agreed it was a mistake [@madog] Guilty was a good piece of ass. [@madog] err. [@c-rOCK] i gotta give him that yeah he was
<Funkadelica> ¬_¬ it's a conspiracy <maladroit> I LOVE THAT FACE <maladroit> ¬_¬ <@wildkarrdex> I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE <Funkadelica> ¬_¬ -----> x_X * maladroit CAUSES ¬_¬ TO DIE <maladroit> O_o <@wildkarrdex> HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY <@wildkarrdex> IN A FAIRER WORLD YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD
<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras <Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom <Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital <Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ <madog> you catch a lot of thieves? <madog> people be tring to steal? <Blaxxthos> yes <Blaxxthos> all the time <Blaxxthos> OH SHIT <Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT <Blaxxthos> brb
<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. <Seeker> It can? <sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. <Seeker> I can see where this is going.. <sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. <Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? <sutna> spose not <Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<jonathans> brooklyn rules <jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
<Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis <BassDrop> those things are for pussies <Router> i think that would be funny <Router> YUM <Router> lol
<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk <Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch" <Talwin> And its all "!! k" <Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing <soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that. you know, resisting a bit. i like foreplay when i masturbate.
<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off <Him> heh <Ody> o_o <Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents <Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!" <Ody> err <Ody> not again
<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?
<tweak> fucking stupid program <OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies <tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave reads what I want and does it <tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall <OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see <tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall <tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get bored and leave
<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;) <MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi <MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside <BadAss> lol <Ste[Away]> rofl <MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit <BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be there <MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying to decypher the code
<Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet Paper roll on strings Theory" <Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit! PLANET CORE BBQ!
(SithAdmin): fsck (SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue ([TeMpEsT]): ouch (Rambozo): ooh... ([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith? (Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna kournikova (Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine ([TeMpEsT]): lmao (Rambozo): :D (Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"
<Draven> w0ot. 150 MB porn movie done! <kaMIKazE> nice <+RedvaldezAWAY> not bad Cow <@murder1> wd d/l a 150 mb movie when all you're gonna last is at 500kb
<Petersen> trying to fit in irc, social life and work <Petersen> no time for sleep <Z59B> irc, IS social life? isnt it?
<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh <pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound? <Wey> crunch? <Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once <Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
<[avon]> oh man <[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks <[av0n]> after install <[av0n]> do you want to reboot now? <[av0n]> no <[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot <[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box <[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot <[av0n]> just watch. *** Quits: [av0n] (justin@mask-2556.swbell.net) (Connection reset by peer)
<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU <Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
*** Now talking in #christian <ircbuddy> :matrix.de.eu.dal.net 432 ircbuddy irc-pope :Non-Ethical nickname <ircbuddy> Even DALNet knows that the pope is 'non-ethical' :P <BiblThmpr> excuse me
<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation <steelcap> and give people cancer remotely <steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..
<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend <Makaveli> then the statement is true * SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock <Makaveli> wtf * Paralysis nods sagely <Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you <Makaveli> fuck you both <Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered! * Paralysis is away (mak :D).
<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW! <Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE! <zamros> WHY <Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS! <Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world! <zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO <Siarin> Stupid people. =( <zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME
<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.
<RevengePimpy> man Steven Hawking is the shit <HazE> lol <RevengePimpy> He talks like a robot
<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car <RevengePimpy> in the back seat <RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat <RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to fuck or something <RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours <Swish> rofl <PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number <PolestaR> which is fake
<Swish> life is so ironic <Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant
<Swish> the C5 military cargo plane? <iban> that's what my mom's boyfriend used to pilot <iban> yea the C5 <Swish> cooool :D <iban> he said that when it loads it lowers the body down and opens the front and back <iban> its' the only plane that gets down on all fours to take it from both ends
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean <Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
<Rance> the mating ritual has begun... i fixed her cable modem, she was impressed. *flex*
icecubes32: i don't like small tvs icecubes32: i have to squint fromullins: you are always squinting fromullins: you're chinese
<Greggorian> is it a big book? <Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist <Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face <Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can <Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big
<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave? <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
<Sam_> hrmm help me come up with a new email address <Sam_> i cant think of a clever name <P|CK|E> Screwdriver Deluxe <Sam_> im think TommySalami <Sam_> or im gonna try to get Sam_ <P|CK|E> yeah <P|CK|E> Sam_ <Sam_> i wish that was my name <Sam_> my real name <Sam_> actually i'd rather have it be @Sam_ <Sam_> so i have ops.