<DireBadger> Public Enemy in effect @ Nation, 9/19 <DireBadger> one of the bands playing with them is "Blackalicious" <argent> Blackalicious is pretty good <DireBadger> argent: are they like a De la Soul type band? <argent> DireBadger: yes, in that they are black.
<TobyToby> you know what's great <TobyToby> jennifer lopez was a pale hispanic pop singer <TobyToby> however, in the past month she has transformed into <TobyToby> a black rapper <TobyToyb> it's like reverse michael jackson
<Jon^D> ok three days of SMS and I'm still not laid <Jon^D> stupid mobile phone relationships
<AndrewB> I personally think the game is unrealistic. If the character finds a Zod rune, why can't he just stick it up his own tailpipe and make himself indestructible?
<cruisinxx7> I'll be busy right after school because I have a track meet <Akira> oh <Akira> can I watch your meat? <cruisinxx7> ... <cruisinxx7> I'd rather you watch the race instead
<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would be in a shit load of trouble"
<Sir_Robin> warning: there are some inbred fucks in the USA. <Sir_Robin> even bigger warning: they're allowed to vote. <Sir_Robin> worse yet: they tend to vote for each other.
[@Jimlad] http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml [@Jimlad] uhm ok [@Jimlad] you didn't see that. º @Jimlad quickly puts something else on his clipboard
<Magus`> XP style <zinguvok> XP gay stylin' <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> ionno... running an XP is like owning a powder blue Celica <Magus`> incorrect <zinguvok> even if it is a great car, no problems, never even dinged it... <zinguvok> you're still a faggot
<azrael69> i'm so ashamed of myself for liking Alanis Morissette <Page> hahaha <flash67> bah * azrael69 is away, looks like suicide again [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c: \*.* <J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
*** CitizenC changes topic to 'Slippers, all of you <-- But aren't slippers comfy? <=- no <-- You must have beta slippers then.' (@d-_-b): CitizenC: yeah, Slippers v0.05b is full of bugs (@CitizenC): Stupid beta slippers. When is the sole not going to have these huge holes in them? (@CitizenC): I reported that bug when I first got this build. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: i just got Slippers v0.07a, cvs from last night. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: they're fucking hot man, seriously. (@frOsty-): CitizenC: new silk insole, fluffy toes. (@d-_-b): frOsty-: did they fix the backdoor? (@frOsty-): CitizenC: and i don't fall down on the hardwood anymore. Crash constantly on the concrete, unfortunatly. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: yeah, it's all fixed. they have a velcro flap now. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: but it's only the hook side right now, not the soft side. (@frOsty-): d-_-b: so i had to hand-compile some tape for it.
madxxx> heh i know Digi spits rather then swallows ;P <LordCrey> :) <Digi> i prefer 2 play with it and dribble it all over then make u kiss me <Gh0stFac3> that's when i zip my pants up and leave <Gh0stFac3> ;) <madxxx> hey one told me her mouth is not suppose to be filled with a few million little fish ;P <Gh0stFac3> haha <Gh0stFac3> i tell her she spits my kids out she'll be spitting teeth out with them
<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see <Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt? <durt> yes of course <Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina... *** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
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<@skold> im still happy with my tbird <@skold> cant say i wouldnt buy a 2400+ right now if i had the money <@skold> heh new server with users and an admin who doesnt seem to be a moron <Flux> where? <Taranis> Linux's memory manager is way better than Window's <@skold> wtf did that come from :P <@skold> 'hey whats up' 'LUNIX TRUELY IS THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM'
<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x <Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%
<Raven> i made a total of 3 total conversions by myself <Raven> audio, graphics, music AND levels <Raven> all by myself <Raven> that was all during one summer <Raven> i was 12 <skwerrel> was that the same summer you took over the world and dominated Europe's fashion scene raven? <panda> is that why european's can't dress?
<hipnotoad> Ah that was good, a new record, i lasted ten seconds! <tate> Quick Draw McGraw, they call him <Tony> so what if Deon is Quick Draw, for me, its like a twinkie, the best part is the cream.
<Echo5ive> I am not a Japanese schoolgirl, so I can t type 80wpm with my thumbs on a cell phone.
<Masa> I never had a brother I could fight with <Masa> very unsatisfactory <Kevyn> I punched my sister once. Heh. <Kevyn> I was too young to know better. <Masa> and I couldnt hit my sister too much <Kevyn> Pow, right in the nose. <waffle> you're quite the enlightened male <Kevyn> Eh. I love my family and that's how I show it. <Kevyn> I can't wait to have kids. <Kevyn> I'm gonna beat their fucking asses.
<RoboJoe> i;'m here more than all of you, so fu :/ <Xisor> fu robo u aint <RoboJoe> Xisor, indeed me am <The_Necromancer> no u aint me and Xisor are here the most <RoboJoe> i'm never idle <RoboJoe> and you and necro actually leave the chan throughout the day....i only ever leave when i need to recon <Xisor> I see <RoboJoe> no, but me here more than you! <The_Necromancer> hrmm we are arguing who has less life
<WinX> fat girls that claim to be bi might as well just come out and say "i'm horribly desperate for play."
<DrNick668> an asian buddy started to hang out with what he calls 'a gang of hardcore azns' <DrNick668> he says that if someone wanted to bash him they'd get killed and they'd hafta go thru a few lines of defense <DrNick668> i'm thinkin what he means is he's in an azn clan for CS <DrNick668> and if i shot at him i'd get fragged <DrNick668> and the lines of defense are a firewall, virus scan and flood protection on his irc porn server
<kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY <kisama_> I <3 YOU <Swish> you "less than three" him? <kisama_> please. <kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx <kisama_> i thought you were hardcore. <Swish> apparently not that hardcore. <Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed. <kisama_> well E> is flat <Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows... <Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk. <kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART <kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS <kisama_> weirdo.
<Lombers[A]> Simboo: it was fun, cept when my mate cracked his head open and we had to take him to the hospital <Simboo> omg what happend? <Lombers[A]> he ran into a low hanging section of the roof <Lombers[A]> split his head <Simboo> fwoar <Lombers[A]> was pissing blood <Simboo> stiches? <Lombers[A]> about an inch cut <Lombers[A]> yeah, 4 stitches <Simboo> *shivers* eew. <pace> lol needed a wall hack
<GetLinux> I wrote a mem eater and i'm running it, starting winME's system monitor now <The-Bus> GetLinux: You wrote MS Office??
<iretd> According to IRC, 99% of the chicks are into cybersex. <Julian> The other 1% are actually girls.
<dive> hey <dive> i got something we can debate <dive> which is worse, MS as in multiple sclerosis or MS as in microsoft <dive> i honestly am not sure. <zan> heh <zan> microsoft is <dive> yeah <zan> because with multiple sclerosis you can use unix still
<infinitySPZ> Pong is probably the best designed shooter game in the world. <infinitySPZ> It's the only one that is made so that if you camp, you die.
<dinarchvs> my friend sobel just had a great idea <dinarchvs> fuck this 3d-accelerating game video hardware <dinarchvs> we need smut-specific hardware <dalias> ? <dinarchvs> like an on the fly compression/decompression chip that specializes in compressing fleshtones in images to save bandwidth <dalias> hahaha <dalias> dude, go get some <dinarchvs> or hardware-based algorithms to help render smut faster <dinarchvs> like a nipple algorithm to accelerate nipple drawing <dalias> you're developing a pr0n obsession <dinarchvs> a special dick rendering chip <dinarchvs> that can draw over 2000 dicks/second <auspex_> there is pr0n specific hardware... gigabit ethernet
<BLaG> i wanna sleep naked <BLaG> but i'm afraid my parents will come in and take pictures of me and make a kiddy porn site on the internet
<AtrocityX> is there a virus that can make your computer lag? heh <DeskLazer> it's called AOL
<kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't." <SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow. <SpaceRain> STUPID
[@c-rOCK] no mad [@c-rOCK] just because you and I and guilty had dealings [@c-rOCK] we were drunk [@c-rOCK] and we agreed it was a mistake [@madog] Guilty was a good piece of ass. [@madog] err. [@c-rOCK] i gotta give him that yeah he was
<Funkadelica> ¬_¬ it's a conspiracy <maladroit> I LOVE THAT FACE <maladroit> ¬_¬ <@wildkarrdex> I HATE IT AND I WANT IT TO DIE <Funkadelica> ¬_¬ -----> x_X * maladroit CAUSES ¬_¬ TO DIE <maladroit> O_o <@wildkarrdex> HAHA THAT'S SO FUNNY <@wildkarrdex> IN A FAIRER WORLD YOU WOULD ALL BE DEAD
<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras <Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom <Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital <Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ <madog> you catch a lot of thieves? <madog> people be tring to steal? <Blaxxthos> yes <Blaxxthos> all the time <Blaxxthos> OH SHIT <Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT <Blaxxthos> brb
<sutna> You wouldn't think that not knowing the difference between a cupboard and a drawer could break apart a family. <Seeker> It can? <sutna> When I was like 6 my mom bought my grandmom a present on my behalf for her birthday. She told me it was in the cupboard and I should go fetch it for granny. <Seeker> I can see where this is going.. <sutna> So granny is sitting on the couch waiting for her present and I looked in the drawer instead of the cupboard , I came running out the room holding a huge black ribbed dildo. <Seeker> Well I feel sorry for you but you won't be offended if I piss myself laughing? <sutna> spose not <Seeker> WA HA AH AAHA AHA AHA AHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<jonathans> brooklyn rules <jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather
<Router> does anyone feed their furby with their penis <BassDrop> those things are for pussies <Router> i think that would be funny <Router> YUM <Router> lol
<Talwin> I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk <Talwin> I'm like "Get down there bitch" <Talwin> And its all "!! k" <Talwin> And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing <soap> i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that. you know, resisting a bit. i like foreplay when i masturbate.
<cylinder> should've left it on goatse when you got off <Him> heh <Ody> o_o <Ody> that would've gone down well with the parents <Ody> "MOM! TRISTAN'S BEEN USING YOUR CABLE MODEM FOR LOOKING AT HARDCORE MAN-PR0N AGAIN!!!!!" <Ody> err <Ody> not again
<Random> Mdk: did your mom actually teach Erica to be a ninja, does she come on irc, or is this all some big joke i'm not getting?