<tweak> fucking stupid program <OmniWyse> at least you know where your problem lies <tweak> why can't I just plug my brain into the pc, lightwave reads what I want and does it <tweak> this is driving me up the fucking wall <OmniWyse> cause then MS would find a way to hack your brain and copy all the stuff you wouldnt want them to see <tweak> nahh I'd have a brainwall <tweak> I'd start thinking about tits and beer and they'd get bored and leave
<MK|sleeping> i'd be up for bumpin a taxi ;) <MK|sleeping> 6 pissed gamers runnin away from a taxi <MK|sleeping> in the midle of the countryside <BadAss> lol <Ste[Away]> rofl <MK|sleeping> fall down a ditch or summit <BadAss> get raped again by that q3 guy who just happens to be there <MK|sleeping> see it on the news, 6 bodies were fond 2day beaten and left in a bloody pulp, with a note sayin "i 0wn j00, q2 sux, q3 0wn0rz j00" , cryptographers are stil trying to decypher the code
<Ein> Bottomless pits work on what I like to call "Toilet Paper roll on strings Theory" <Stefanf> put meat on a string and lower it into the pit! PLANET CORE BBQ!
(SithAdmin): fsck (SithAdmin): paper cut on tongue ([TeMpEsT]): ouch (Rambozo): ooh... ([TeMpEsT]): how did you manage that sith? (Rambozo): he tried to eat out a paper model of anna kournikova (Rambozo): it came as a cutout in a magazine ([TeMpEsT]): lmao (Rambozo): :D (Rambozo): "Put tab A into slot B" "I sure will!!"
<Draven> w0ot. 150 MB porn movie done! <kaMIKazE> nice <+RedvaldezAWAY> not bad Cow <@murder1> wd d/l a 150 mb movie when all you're gonna last is at 500kb
<Petersen> trying to fit in irc, social life and work <Petersen> no time for sleep <Z59B> irc, IS social life? isnt it?
<Axlar`cleaning> shhhhh <pizza> i didnt make a sound... you ever hear a pizza make a sound? <Wey> crunch? <Goatman> i heard a pizza scream once <Goatman> but maybe that was the kid i baked in it
<[avon]> oh man <[av0n]> even vc++6 rocks <[av0n]> after install <[av0n]> do you want to reboot now? <[av0n]> no <[av0n]> the system must be rebooted click ok to reboot <[av0n]> and i bet you anything when i alt+f4 the box <[av0n]> i'm gonna reboot <[av0n]> just watch. *** Quits: [av0n] (justin@mask-2556.swbell.net) (Connection reset by peer)
<Cobain4ever 87> FUCK YOU <Falaxor> pissing you off is like trying to pick up a fat, ugly women at a bar. It's too easy, and when you suceed, its no fun at all.
*** Now talking in #christian <ircbuddy> :matrix.de.eu.dal.net 432 ircbuddy irc-pope :Non-Ethical nickname <ircbuddy> Even DALNet knows that the pope is 'non-ethical' :P <BiblThmpr> excuse me
<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation <steelcap> and give people cancer remotely <steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..
<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend <Makaveli> then the statement is true * SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the cock <Makaveli> wtf * Paralysis nods sagely <Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you <Makaveli> fuck you both <Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered! * Paralysis is away (mak :D).
<Benco> I'M ALL AnGSTY NOW! <Benco> DAMN MY SOCIAL LIFE! <zamros> WHY <Benco> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS! <Siarin> Benco: Joy to the fucking world! <zamros> I'M HAVING WOMEN PROBLEMS TOO <Siarin> Stupid people. =( <zamros> THE PROBLEM IS NONE OF THEM WILL FUCK ME
<Skulljack> Funny how all zombies have muscles, skin and everything else nearly falling off of them, yet they almost always have a fully functioning digestive system.
<RevengePimpy> man Steven Hawking is the shit <HazE> lol <RevengePimpy> He talks like a robot
<czth> cue jokes about dyslexic agonostic insomniac that stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog
<RevengePimpy> i found a lifestyles condom in my car <RevengePimpy> in the back seat <RevengePimpy> I can't reamber the last time someone rode in the back seat <RevengePimpy> maybe someone broke into my car to fuck or something <RevengePimpy> it boggles my mind
<Current> Hey, in San Francisco, you don't leave dogs with tags unattended in Chinatown, because it just marks them as edible.
<PolestaR> Swish I dont have your skill where you just say *smiles* online and the girl is yours <Swish> rofl <PolestaR> I have to like, talk for like 5000 chars before I even get the phone number <PolestaR> which is fake
<Swish> life is so ironic <Swish> Happy hour: when you imbibe great quantities of depressant
<Swish> the C5 military cargo plane? <iban> that's what my mom's boyfriend used to pilot <iban> yea the C5 <Swish> cooool :D <iban> he said that when it loads it lowers the body down and opens the front and back <iban> its' the only plane that gets down on all fours to take it from both ends
<D4NG3R0U5> when a girl says 'blow me' what the fuck does she mean <Ravenouse1> basically, she's telling you to suck her cock
<Rance> the mating ritual has begun... i fixed her cable modem, she was impressed. *flex*
icecubes32: i don't like small tvs icecubes32: i have to squint fromullins: you are always squinting fromullins: you're chinese
<Greggorian> is it a big book? <Jakeb> take your hand and make a tight fist <Jakeb> now move it up till it's a foot in front of your face <Jakeb> now hit yourself in the face as hard as you can <Jakeb> that's what if would feel like if i hit you in the face with that book, cause it's pretty big
<[HTK]-Goatmeal> why did dp leave? <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his shirt <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his pants <[HTK]-sKratch> cause he's too seksi for his irc
<Sam_> hrmm help me come up with a new email address <Sam_> i cant think of a clever name <P|CK|E> Screwdriver Deluxe <Sam_> im think TommySalami <Sam_> or im gonna try to get Sam_ <P|CK|E> yeah <P|CK|E> Sam_ <Sam_> i wish that was my name <Sam_> my real name <Sam_> actually i'd rather have it be @Sam_ <Sam_> so i have ops.
<irq> what acronym is posv? > Pirates of Silicon Valley. <irq> ah yes > And it sucks, because I actually had a decent tape. > Then I loaned it to a co-worker, whose wife interpreted "silicon" as "silicone," got the wrong idea, and threw it out.
<Actinium> so she's like "hey" and i swooned, drooled, and wet my pants <Actinium> and I came back with "hello" <Actinium> i think it's love
<radish> id root you, but im busy trying to work out why it is that whenever i get paid a series of bills arrive for just about the same amount of money
<D4NG3R0U5> people with names describing themselves are lame <hotgirl4u> uhh <D4NG3R0U5> ...nm
<Guest_0135966> Want FUN??? Come to the MjsIRC Chat Network... For High Speed Servers, Ready To Party, With Another Server To Come!, simply type /server mjs48.bsd.st or /server kevin.mjs48.bsd.st or /server steven.mjs48.bsd.st .JOIN NOW!!! * Guest_0135966 has quit IRC (Client closed connection) <HunterSD> Want to FUCK OFF? Come to the Windows Desktop Party... For high speed fun, with another Alt+F4 to Come! Simply type /Quit, or /qUiT, or /QUIT... DO IT NOW!!!!
<elfpower> I wonder why they don't make kumquat juice? i mean, kumquats are pretty good. <apollo> probably because it sounds like a mixture of semen and vaginal juice.
[!] @Techdude kisses doll sooooooo hard, there is an instant netsplit [!] Quit: L|z\fj33r@win-209-252.tnt18.tpa2.da.uu.net\ [[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]] [!] Quit: Amy\blah@win-134-4.ipt.aol.com\ [[Netherlands.Worldircnet.com staff.worldircnet.com]]
<VgameT> hahahaha, aol just froze <Mooseka> VGAME THAT'S LIKE SAYING DROWNING VICTIMS ARE WET
<cevik> I've certainly met quite a few more violent christians
("lets go kill us some fags") than violent gays ("lets go
break into someones house and decorate it!").
<zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/ _EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG <Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
<mike> haha <mike> you should add something to the "add quote" page <mike> something like "remember, your quote may or may not be approved because THE QUOTE DATABASE IS MODERATED BY HUMANS." <RainWind> lol <mike> i was serious <Guilty> You should see how many people email me asking why I didnt approve their awful quotes <Guilty> Like "HEY I submitted a 14 page long chat log and I dont see it added yet!" <Guilty> Or "Whats the deal I submitted myself mentioning that I wanted to be in the QDB, and its not on there!"
* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky <Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there
<geekster> :O world stumbling day * geekster needs black van and Mr T to drive it <geekster> "i pitty the foo who doesn't use encryption on there WLAN"
<friar> that's a horrific thought <friar> the white, pale flesh of your manboobs glistening with Bliw soap suds <friar> brb wank
[atrkid] could somebody help me setup a forum ? a friend of ours died yesterday, we'd like to make a little site for his friends [+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. no [+CoLt-[45]] atrkid .. RTFM
<Richie> What fanbois don't realise is that when they speak japanese they sound like the 12 year old girl they learnt it from
<magellanic> got a prob: I keep getting this error message when I try to use iptables , iptables v1.2.6a: can't initialize iptables table `filter': Permission denied (you must be root) Perhaps iptables or your kernel needs to be upgraded. i type this command iptables -F; iptables -t nat -F; iptables -t mangle -F as root <RichiH> magellanic: your eyes are all wrong <RichiH> you can't read <magellanic> RichiH: what you mean?
<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D <Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :) <Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D <Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal