<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again <_berserk> so did I <_berserk> got any dance techniques? * DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb)
<chaossyn> i have a q has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet <chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ... <|line> Incredible numbers. It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet. <-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds) <tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank <|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky. <|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived
<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load.
<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now <Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend? <Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all? <Leida> you are all worshipping me? <Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin.
(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME *** UltraMoogleMan (mega64man@212.knoxville-04rh16rt-ca.dial-access.att.net) has joined #Trivia (L0ne_W0lf) ... (L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT (tal) right on time indeed
(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them (Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea
* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM (Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage!
<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers? <joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it <joelage-AFKage> :/ <Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder <joelage-AFKage> ok <Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out. <joelage-AFKage> send away * Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy
(Skyler) Alright (Skyler) Everyone ready? *** rarrzeroEXE (Hat@1Cust73.tnt3.seymour.in.da.uu.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** IAN6990 (XX2IAN2XX@AC98EF09.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Silence (Silence@AC8274C2.ipt.aol.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Valefor (Valefor@pppta13-471.ght.iadfw.net) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Flashfire (flashfire.@80.192.168.143) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** aminal (rah@12-238-242-19.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) *** Lani (Lani930@12-248-25-241.client.attbi.com) Quit (cosmos.esper.net chocobo.esper.net) (Comic-San) ....
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man (Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick (Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535 (Griff) he's St. NickServ
<waffle> just forward all the mail locally <Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward <waffle> Kyle: i think <waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck <Kevyn> Heh.
(¨) join/#idle (X_[WaReZ]_! SD_mIRC@dialup-209.245.74.174.LosAngeles1.Level3.net).. (X_[WaReZ]_) hey (X_[WaReZ]_) do you know how 2 idle
<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops? <Ryutaro> WTFD <miharu> oO <miharu> WTF... D? <miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do?
* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc * SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar
<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc... <Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that <Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once <Straylight> i took a couple days off after that
* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it <`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session <`KArmA> tag-team style <ShadiZar> rofl <ShadiZar> amen brother <`KArmA> let us pray
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me. <Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff
[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head [Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection
<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan??? <xENo> yeah, but the rates are high <xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life <pinepusher> what are the rates like? <pinepusher> any idea?
[logic1] hmm even though it does state "freakcock" in the url i think this might be a cute picture of a little kitty.. let me take a look
[Shinji] hate that you know.... pants off, hand cream on the desk, then the fucking thing announces "22 minutes remaining" :/
<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside <+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion
<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind of stupid to match kornbix <kornbix> proove it
*** Legalize- (ravecave@adsl-61-166-233.rdu.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #baseball <Lumpy> what do you want to legalize? <Lumpy> blunts? <Legalize-> child labor and wastewater dumping <Lumpy> hahahaha <Lumpy> thats cool
<PabloEsteHome> What do you want for christmas that is under 40?? <|fS|Jot> mmmmmmm <|fS|Jot> Solaris's mom
<|fS|Solaris> oh man...i gotta get some viagra darts <|fS|Solaris> going around shooting people with viagra <|fS|Solaris> don't like a teacher? <|fS|Solaris> see how everyone else likes him when he's got wood <|fS|Solaris> is there a woman that you think is a man? <|fS|Solaris> you can find out!
<Yoshi> I watch way too much leave it to beaver. <Yoshi> I'm just going to stop resisting and start calling my dad pops and saying gee wizz alot. <hampsterdance> g wizz alot? <hampsterdance> isn't that a rapper?
<Monkey-wrench> when i first came to irc i tried to change my nick to @Monkey_wrench
<Ryutaro> I liked it when things were simple <Ryutaro> gravity wasnt known <Ryutaro> things stuck to the earth because they loved it
<SSJ3_Goku> you fucking nerds should really get a fucking life god like really go and get laid cuz you nerds really need it to let you know what reality is!!!! <Hsu> this coming from a guy calling himself ssj3_goku <Chimpbot> point, match, set
<m477[Lain]> Customer: "I don't have a cdrom drive, and the CD is too big to fit in the floppy drive. And the software store won't take it back. So you have to help me install this, because it's all your fault. If you had sold me the version of Windows I wanted, I wouldn't have had to buy Windows 95."
<Yoshi> I got free unlimited php asp etc hosting with no banners or ads whatsoever!!!! <Yoshi> And a free domain name for life! <Yoshi> Now if I could only speak Norwegian and figure out how to login
<LDopa^^^> People are dancing around a burning baby? Where? Where? I hope they are playing some kickin' music....
<Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Nick^> CS! <Mr_Day> I think Nick is trying to tell us something. What is it, boy? Is Timmy trapped down a well?
(+Normandy) is there an online talking clock anywhere? (+Glittz) roflmao (+Kazimierz) he wishes to hear the secksay lady voice tell him the time (+Normandy) not twue! ;( (+Normandy) is there one then? (+Kazimierz) www.clock.com (+Kazimierz) or something (+Dogsdinner) www.omfgtehonlineclock0r.com (+Kazimierz) I dunno (+Morikins) lol (+Glittz) www.time.co.uk (+wu) #the-time (+Normandy) You all suck.
<dreamkast0r> This is the abosolute worst joke I've ever found on a string cheese wrapper. <kingLatency> what is it? <dreamkast0r> "What happened to the fireproof, unbreakable, shockproof, waterproof watch?" <dreamkast0r> "It is lost!" <dreamkast0r> They just aren't trying anymore. <dreamkast0r> That's not a joke. <dreamkast0r> It's a sad story.
[13:49] <Saxon-> but I am still two steps up the evolutionary ladder from karma [13:49] *** Saxon- has quit IRC (Read error 54: Connection reset by peer) [13:49] <ShadiZar> rofl [13:49] <`KArmA> THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR FUCKING WITH ME PUNK [13:49] <`KArmA> !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [13:49] <`KArmA> incidentally [13:49] <Vikki> lol [13:50] <`KArmA> despite the impressive coincidence [13:50] <`KArmA> I had nothing to do with that
<[zc]Kinslayer> yo, this customer is a fucking redneck <[zc]Kinslayer> I'm going to bomb Jackson, Mississippi <[zc]Kinslayer> and i dont care if I spelled the state name right or not, no one will care when I wipe it off the planet <[zc]Kinslayer> thereby removing the shallowest gene pool in the universe
<Nookadum> Microsoft plans to disclose 385 pieces of computer code and internal operating rules, previously kept secret, that outside developers can use to write programs to run on Windows. <Nookadum> 385 pieces of code... <Nookadum> WTF do they mean by 385 pieces of code? <Fraggy> "take one down, pass it around!" <Fraggy> "384 pieces of code on the page....."
*** DADDDDDY has joined #hockey2 <DADDDDDY> HONK <DADDDDDY> PIMPIN' AINT EASY <FredSmyth> PIMPIN' IS QUITE DIFFICULT <Eulogy_> PIMPIN HAS PROVED TO BE MORE WORK THAN I FIRST ASSUMED <Maltby> THE DIFFICULTY IN THE OCCUPATION OF PIMPIN' IS EXPONENTIALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN FIRST BELIEVED <DADDDDDY> FAGS *** DADDDDDY has quit IRC
<antijon> So, what does everyone think of a web server written in Java? <d-aliegri> slow?
<+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <+crystalis> un-tss <@d1sturb3d> wtf? <+crystalis> I'm a techno song
<lawngnome> isnt chelsea clinton like, 10 years old? <fire_hawk> what?! no! She's going to Stanford next year! <lawngnome> wow... <lawngnome> pretty fucking smart 10 year old.
<GaiKaiyzer> Eminem is getting his own movie., <Grue> I'm surprised he doesn't have his own breakfast cereal. <Grue> "White Rapper O's" or something.
*** Switch is now known as Jesus <Jesus> I am GOD!! *** Quits: Jesus (switch@vividtv.com) (Local kill by Lucifer (Muhahaha) )
<Quixo> how about we kill their daughter and hang them from a tree instead <Quixo> upside down <Quixo> split down the middle <WildWing> With tobasco sauce? <Quixo> ...uhh...sure <Quixo> freak
<nicks> I drew the most realistic cock you'd ever see on a graphic calculator yesterday in math class