<nilumtil> HOPE U GOT 2 IPS <BilliamForty> i have twenty anyone want one? <cln> BilliamForty, YES <cln> i have no idea what i'd do with it though. <BilliamForty> ok you can have 250.912.666.56454.258.4145.541 <BilliamForty> and if anyone says thats not an ip they can meet me out back <cln> that isn't an ip. <BilliamForty> meet me out back <cln> will do *** cln invites you to join #out.back
<r-j> ebay bought paypal for 1.5 billion dollars <Doh_> wow <smozoma> i wonder if paypal used ebay to sell themselves to ebay? <smozoma> and did ebay pay by paypal? <r-j> lol
<IngyThing> ill probably pop in sometimes about 2300 <ILoveJackDaniels> we'll still be here, and ken still won't be able to type :) <IngyThing> hehe <kensplace> hic i reswomble that remark <ILoveJackDaniels> flro <kensplace> resembel <kensplace> resembel; <kensplace> hic <ILoveJackDaniels> resent? <kensplace> resembl;e <kensplace> hic <kensplace> look like
<Ancalag0n> yes i just used residents as a verb <dragonbyt> i hate fskcing dialup <Ancalag0n> dialups gay <Akki> how about "resides on" <Ancalag0n> u should get aol <Ancalag0n> akki:nope <mikephoen> what the hell, did they install irc at the retard house :/
harm|work: there was a fucking insect on my monitor harm|work: and i saw it and i was like fuck im gonna squelch it harm|work: and i pointed harm|work: and double clicked harm|work: i mustve missed cause it flew away :(
<Blixt> I wonder if the Korean army uses starcraft tactics <Taerkar> extending the creep and sending hordes of zergs at their enemies? <Taerkar> "You! Mine those crystals. You two, into the gas factory." <Blixt> KEKE LA~ OFFICER!
<@Social> mathcore is DEP <@Social> and mr gayngle <@Phil> "AHHHHHH ONE PLUS TWO EQUALS THREE I HATE YOUR MOM AHHHHHHHH ::fast guitars::" <@Phil> oh <@Phil> i thought it was hardcore with mathematical lyrics <@Social> lol <@Social> LOL <@Social> oh man <@Social> that made me laugh <@Social> AHAHA <@Social> that would be great <@Phil> i was being serious <@Social> like <@Phil> i would be a pioneer of that genre <@Social> "AH 2 TIMES FUCKING 3 EQUALS 6 DIVIDED BY THE SQUARE ROOT OF YOUR MOTHER'S LOVE!!!!! FUCK!!!!"
<@PhiL> jesus fucking christ, hitting tyrant with the knife is like poking a small baby in the stomach <@PhiL> the motherfucker giggles in your face, then claws it off
* ILoveJackDaniels is gonna set up a "Ken's Typos" quote site <kensplace> msssake me anon but ken still <ILoveJackDaniels> Ken: Lay off the crack. Seriously ;) <kensplace> lol * kensplace promises not to slay antyother word
<@freak> i now have a 'HEERZ WUT IM LISTANEN 2' plugin so i can piss everyone off * @freak listens to PUDDLE OF MUDD - BLURRY <@freak> not even a kick? :( <@freak> fine <@freak> i'll do it *** freak was kicked by freak (NO FAGS IN #WTF ASSHOLE)
<es0> how you use TCp with an abacus? <%sluggo> TCP as in a TCP/IP stack? <@Amish> that would be a fancy abacus, indeed :) <%sluggo> that would be about as useful as half of the RFCs out there <%sluggo> like "wireless TCP/IP networking via carrier pigeons" <@Amish> yeah, B. F. Skinner was really pushing for that one
<@yay> he doesn't have a low self esteem <@yay> he thinks he's awesome <@PhiL> really <@yay> he's just depressed as hell because no one believes him
<RageATM> been sitting here for so long when i walked into the other room i could still see my mirc screen
<p13-om1kron> wtg, my mom is all like, "clean room, mess, now" <BX|AnarchE> tell her if she sucks your cock, you'll consider it <BX|AnarchE> that'll keep her on her toes
<fireserve> now, if you were to say "you stupid elephant cock sucker" in a font like apple chancery, it would be rude yet classy
<fireserve> !is the cumulitve mutiplication thing <Benoit> ! is lots of things <fireserve> like 6! = 6x5x4x3x2x1 <Wolfman_Dain> ! is the programming term for "not" <Benoit> ! at the end of a sentence can also mean exclamation... or so I've been told <fireserve> and if you flip it upside down and put one at the front, its spanish <Benoit> !, is there anything it cant do?
<@Kamakazi> i've seen a cat land on it's head <@Kamakazi> it was my fault <@Kamakazi> i tried to make it do 2 backflips <@Kamakazi> it was at my friends house <@Kamakazi> i wanted to see if they ALWAYS landed on their feet <@Kamakazi> so i dropped him and he did. <@Kamakazi> and i was like hmm... <@Kamakazi> i wonder how many backflips he could do then
(Headache) oh <censored>, the power just went off (Headache) .... (Headache) wait a minute (Headache) y does this seem wrong
<@Iceman> OW i just stabbed myself in the eye with a mechanical pencil <@Iceman> was trying to get it to stick in my ceiling, it fell in my eye
<@shp> you think when we are older we will all sit in irc and say stuff like "remember when we were young and drinks were cheap and priests could molest young boys?"
(Gr0wleh) ouch (Gr0wleh) I just hit myself (Gr0wleh) in the balls (Gr0wleh) brb while I wince in pain (Gr0wleh) this... hurts (Gr0wleh) had my hands on top of my head (Gr0wleh) and they slipped off
<@Vitenka> ani, for one - you're not a country <@Vitenka> for another, if you were, I'd bomb you
([aE]ZERO) //timerc 0 0 /color background $rand(0,15) ([aE]ZERO) that is ownage (Headache) no1, i mean NO1 is stupid enuf to do that (Headache) NOBODY <@[MORAT]HellCat> hmm how can i turn it off??? pls :)
*** Joins: bowswer (~myob@ZiRC-52337.ny5030.east.verizon.net) [20:38] * Freshbrew jumps over bowswers head, and pulls the key on the other side of the bridge and laughes manically as he watches bowswer fall into the 8-bit lava
<FreshBrew> niggers are good, but you cant leave fried chicken lying around, or watermelon. they'll snap it up like a fucking.... nigger or something.
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight <Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner * Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on *** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away *** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco * Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs. <Scofco> so much for that plan <Jason> Wow, that was quick. <Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream <Idioteq> MASTER CHEF
<Staunchy> wet suits are cool..... i lost 3 pints of fluid today <Sureshot^> lol <Sureshot^> they're class for cold sea <Sureshot^> and avoiding jellyfish stings <Staunchy> no I mean girls in wetsuits
*** kolby was kicked by Scofco (Get off IRC and go fall in love, you damn pussy)
<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone that comes and goes from the server <phaded> the things some people complain about...
<+[zc]Kinslayer> I tried to have this customer read off his modem's brand name and he said he can't read...stupid Memphis customers. <+[zc]Kinslayer> so I was wondering wtf he's going to do with the Internet, but then I remembered you don't have to read pr0n <+[zc]Kinslayer> as long as you can type "neked chiqs" you're all set
<briancuz>My mom is ashamed of me because i'm not an alterboy. My dads ashamed of me because i'm not a football star <sswoop182>sooooooo............Tackle a priest
<Danny> i never had problems with any italian folks <Dr SpaZZo> I've had a problem with them grabbing me by the neck and offering me a vanilla coke
<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh <Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel <Status> LOL!! <Boogieman> forget you ever saw that <Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot... * Boogieman glances around nervously <Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin? <Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure
<klockwerk> If you were on a bus full of gay guys would you get off? <cornelius> yeah <cornelius> wait... no <cornelius> shit
<drunkers> sugas in jail now <RtWhO> whats your source? <RtWhO> I thought he was on his honey mooon <drunkers> same thing
<Ak0> fuckin hell <Ak0> am i the only person who has these probs with ofp <GUZZA> the short answer whould be 'yes' <GUZZA> the long answer would be 'yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssss'
<Rodent> I wish I was still living at my parents... Responsibility and freedom is overrated. <Rodent> Not having to go shopping for food is god. <Rodent> Not having to work is Jesus. <alisdair> not being able to bring girls home is divine
<Sureshot> some cunt nicked my milk <NyseriA> i was so fucked off last year with someone nicking my milk i pissed in it <Sureshot> ROFL <NyseriA> i nearly fyucking died when i walked into the kitchen in the morning to see the fucker eating it with frostieS :) <NyseriA> i have also soaked a cheese in rancid milk <NyseriA> washed it <NyseriA> and put it back in the fridge <NyseriA> some fucker ate that as well
<m477[LainOS]> Phone call: "I can't get online" Sir do you use AOL? "Yes" It's working then
<[zc]Kinslayer> omfg <[zc]Kinslayer> it's days like this i hate my fucking job <[zc]FuLLcLiP|work|> why whats up <[zc]Kinslayer> argh this customer cannot find her address bar
<FiZi> HEY I FOUND A COOKIE CRUMB ON MY SHIRT * FiZi eats it <FiZi> Aw crap <FiZi> It wasn't a cookie crumb
<jimblob> did you know that haggii (thats more than one haggis) have two legs shorter than the other two, this enables them to run around hills very quickly, the down side is that , depending on which two legs are the shortest, the haggis can only run round the hills in one direction <miriamb> really Jim? <miriamb> gosh <jimblob> yes miriam
<cha0s-> Dude, this one time I was playing mortal kombat as Kano... and I did the fatality on my opponent and I go "ULTRA COMBO FATALITY NIGGER WHAT" and my mom heard me :(
<@Bikutoru|gone> well, you beat me <@Bikutoru|gone> i'm out of ammo <+Edwin> already? <@Bikutoru|gone> damn right <+Edwin> jeez no wonder men call you the "minute man" in bed <@Bikutoru|gone> =|
McPhile: Planet Earth is God's shitty, exploitative reality show. McPhile: I can just see him up there with Michael and Gabriel, bag of microwave popcorn in his lap, watching. "Whoa! Did you see THAT? I didn't even know I built them to do that." ecstaticsurfacer: Hell yes. I've been saying for years that my life is God's favourite soap opera. McPhile : Well, there's probably not enough sex in your life for it to be His favorite.