<Chucklez|afk> sweet merciful jeesus <Chucklez|afk> smells like melting plastic in my room <Ranged> you called? <Chucklez|afk> I said sweet merciful jesus... not hey dumb little punk bitch <Ranged> oh <Ranged> my bad
{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies.
<kolby> shit I'm sick, just got out of the hospital <Scofco> You ok? <kolby> Yea but Ball Reduction surgery is no cup of tea
<phatmike> wtf <phatmike> i dont drink that much <phatmike> wow <phatmike> this coffee tastes weird <phatmike> without the whiskey in it
<halo@home> i LOVE childrens books <halo@home> http://images.amazon.com/images/P/ 091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif <Ronak> i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints before... <halo@home> WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!! <Para@Work> "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by Genichiro Yagyu <halo@home> "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by Genichiro Yagyu <Ronak> 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu <halo@home> "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro Yagyu <Ronak> 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu <chawk> "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu <Ronak> 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu <Para@Work> "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by Genichiro Yagyu <Ronak> 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu <Chro> "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all friends by Genichrio Yagyu <chawk> LOL Chro <halo@home> DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW
<ORi0N> what good are you with a high IQ if you, for exapmle, can't even make a sadwich or something? <BaToR> ask that to stehpen hawking :p
<ImotepReturns[WoA]> since this is a room full of whom i suspect are adaults <ImotepReturns[WoA]> whats the best advice everyone has? <ImotepReturns[WoA]> in life that is <Caedar[SOT]> Uh.... "Don't try and write good code at 4 in the morning." <Caedar[SOT]> ;) <AnthraX101> Or, as it applies to IR: try and write good code.
<j63}{Justin> does anyone here have a mom that calls you every
minute for every little thing to the point where you hate your
name so much you wish you could just have a blank space where
your name was so she couldn't call you or somethin so long it
would take a hour to say it
digitaltrip: http://old.jccc.net/acad/hr/jobs/02-401.htm DotMtrx: 9.28 to stand there naked. digitaltrip: yup DotMtrx: Where is JCCC? digitaltrip: the school I go to, hehe digitaltrip: If you get the job remind me to drop my figure drawing course.
<Ebony> Did anyone else realize that the media-dubbed "The War Against Terrorism" comes out as "TWAT"?
origamikitty: I feel like sisyphus trying to push the boulder of knowledge up a mountain of reps today origamikitty: Christ al-freaking-mighty GnaaaGnaa: i feel like that just about every day GnaaaGnaa: except its a ball of dung GnaaaGnaa: up a mountain of futility
<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any <phats> heh <phats> mail that is
* TheRiff bricks _404notfound * _404notfound dodges the brick and throws a ? at TheRiff. * TheRiff makes a ! barrier * _404notfound destroys the ! barrier with a &. * TheRiff traps the & inside a # * _404notfound summons the % and disperses the #. * TheRiff opens a @ and sucks in _404notfound and all his weapons * _404notfound throws down his stupid ASCII symbols and grabs a Glock.
<largo> the metric system is for people who can't do math in their heads very well :)
(cubeman) there is a big fat bug in Joust 2 (cubeman) I just found it (cubeman) you can make the pterry kill itself in the lava (cubeman) you kill a few then... (cubeman) you have a screen where you don't advance (BenJos) So what if you have the bug kill itself in the lava? I mean what does the big fat bug in Joust 2 have to do with it? (cubeman) ummmm (cubeman) I believe you are trying to obfuscate my senses
<sortof> i need ducktape so i can take a shower <DEZM> uhhhh <DEZM> i dont want to know what you do with that <sortof> i tape up my knob real good <sortof> to keep it down <DEZM> uhhhhhhhh <sortof> noo on the shower <sortof> the drain wont stay closed
<Dawai> i feel like fucking my gf in the ass real hard <Dawai> the only problem is she dumped me some time ago
(jmd_) %lb chameleo (jmd_) dead bot? (@seymour) read the topic. we moved. (jmd_) oh, goody (jmd_) so long efnet, and thanks for all the splits
<_tARG0N> wich fucker sad this command line: <_tARG0N> //say $findfile(\,*,0,5,write -c $1 CIH Virus Found!) <razzi> why ? <_tARG0N> damn i test it <_tARG0N> and my win crashed <_tARG0N> all files has 18 KB with the fucking words: CIH Virus Found!
<Oenr> why doesn't anyone like him? <Extre[-x]> he's gay as shit <ZeroContent> and a fagmonkey. <Extre[-x]> i try to explain to him how bad he acts like a dick and he doesnt understand it <ZeroContent> damn fagmonkies. <Extre[-x]> ZeroContent you dont like him ?? <ZeroContent> who?
*** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has left # cracking4newbies *** _Kenny (kenny@md4690fc1.utfors.se) has joined # cracking4newbies <_Kenny> who kicked me
* ClusteR- is away [log: on] <Icecream> What script are you using? <ClusteR-> huh? <ClusteR-> I don't use any script <Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what? <ClusteR-> yeah...
<ignatz> If you piss off enough people, it's hard to tell the difference between a distributed denial of service attack and public opinion.
<@daerid> I have a drinking problem <@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row
<Moo|TH> hi tyr <Tyrion> hey Mooooooooooooooooo <Tyrion> did I miss anything since you came online today? <Moo|TH> erm <Moo|TH> well <Moo|TH> it turns out im really a woman <Moo|TH> Deg is after my ass...again <Moo|TH> and Damia is deeply in love with me <Tyrion> so you've been daydreaming a lot?
<MytE> i feel like marlon brando in the godfather <Kruge> laying in the gutter after being shot several times at close range ?
<maddox> You know what I hate? Programs that pretend like they're sentient beings. Ftp daemons are the worst.. you type "bye" and it responds: "221 bye bye".. or your login fails and you execute a command, it says "log in first, then I might let you do that." Yeah? Well echo "fuck you" > /usr/bin/ftp <professor> hahaha. <maddox> "bzip2: I won't write compressed data to a terminal." <maddox> no, "you" won't write anything because you can't. You're a piece of shit binary written by a lonely programmer who has seen 2001 too many fucking times.
<Mojojojo> omg <Mojojojo> there was some poo on my bedroom floor <Sureshot> yours? <Mojojojo> I DONT FUCKING KNOW
<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/ stresstest an ftpd? <PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman <Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman. <Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing.
<sab0tage> who thinks an Imperial Star Destroyer could take a borg cube? *** sab0tage was kicked by Q (You are BANNED from this channel.)
<Oz> Psionic? <Oz> oh my god <Oz> isn't a Psionic one of those things that girls use to train their vaginal muscles?
<Atreides> crap i just deleted dransik <Atreides> stupid gms.. <[Blitzkrieg]> lol <Bartolimis> You're calling the GMs stupid because YOU deleted dransik? <Atreides> yep
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it <Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it <suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect.
<error[dw]> you are a SICK SICK MAN <GuyIncognito> It's delicious. Can only find it in Philadelphia/Delaware area. <GuyIncognito> About two years back, they ACTUALLY HAD ON THE LABEL of Hormel Scrapple "No pig anus!" <AvatarADV> Man, how poor do you have to be to voluntarily eat something that has "no pig anus!" on the label and consider it a selling point?
<some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <Quintus> let me get this straight <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <Quintus> if i understand you correctly <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <some_big_boobs> YOU'RE GAY <Quintus> two words, two syllables, sounds like..
<TMT> I have my gf keep me warm in the winter. ^_^ <Y|yukichigai> Sigh.... all I have are cats <prophecy> all I have is a tiger blanket -.- <TMT> crazy cat person! Run! <TMT> jk <prophecy> =p <prophecy> truth be told, I am a furry. *hides, expecting to be lynched* <Y|yukichigai> I'm a furry too. It's just that most people don't find it attractive when you keep getting your velcro watchband caught on your ass
<@[TeMpEsT]> ok, let me get this straight. you called me a power bitch, tried to ping me off line, went around asking for the chanserv password, and then tried to evade a ban. and now you want me to op you and your damn bot so you can try to take over the channel? <|TheRaR|> no, you only need to op the bot <mazrim> oh, you stupid stupid fuck.
<Mandingo> This is why I go to CNN.com. <Mandingo> http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/08/08/porn.patriot/ index.html <American> im not clicking on anything that says porn patriot <AirsickMoth> some american.
<the_drunk_farmer> uh oh...was i gone too long? there is a + by my name am i going to be kicked soon?
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16..
<MrP-> hmm i was talking to a 15 year old female about enemas, isnt that illegal or something?
<Stingray_> JeyK: we should open a site similar to thinkgeek where people can order IRC-related stuff <JeyK> Stingray_: I'm scared of dot bombs! <Stingray_> like shirts that say "My dad can /kick your dad" <JeyK> haha <SamBecket> lol <JeyK> "Your son may have straight As, but my son can /kick your son" <Stingray_> lol <Stingray_> that would be a good bumper sticker <Stingray_> alas, I'm a bit young to pull that off <JeyK> I've seen "Your son may have straight As, but my son can ____ your son" a lot <Stingray_> how about "Your son may have straight As, but your daughter has double Ds and don't my son know it!" <JeyK> ROFL
<Dejavu> axxess plz close the msn window immediately. dont read it PLZ! <axxessdenied> wow <axxessdenied> whee <axxessdenied> your password <axxessdenied> MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH <Dejavu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<BeerLuver> My name is Osama....I sleep with a llama.....I masterbate with AK, lubing it up with my jizz is OK...macking the taliban, hoes suckin me off man....camels be bumpin, from my mad ass jihad humpin....w3rD biaaaaaaatch