<isajeep> dan what rules got changed this year in the nba <isajeep> I know refs can now use replays, but what else? <NickBlasta> no white people <isajeep> no nick <isajeep> they're trying to get rid of that rule
(cowboy) LOL (cowboy) THat was fuckin' funny (cowboy) rec director at a park calls me up (cowboy) wants to knwo how to fix something on his web page (cowboy) I tell him it can't do what he wants it to do (cowboy) he asks why (cowboy) I explain (cowboy) He comes back with, "Well I wonder what moron designed it like that. That's stupid!" (cowboy) I pause a moment (cowboy) Well, actually, I was the one who designed it like that. (tobyl) lol (cowboy) Oh, uh, err, uhm, ahhh, eeee, oooo, hrm, well, uhhhhhhh
<BeavisNuke> I keep all my semen in a plastic milk gallon jug and spread it on my face every morning.
<RushMore> hmmm, if you got a knife and cut it off, would it gush out? <BadCaleb> i figured siphoning a cow would be a good idea <Chikster> Rush, it would bleed <Chikster> The possibility of milk is there though. <Chikster> Caleb, like a tube <RushMore> Well then just sell your STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
<LordOphidian> it all comes back to the manboobs <LordOphidian> the circle of life <cevik> that's because the manboobs are so large they create their own gravity <RedVoop> The circle of boob. It consumes us all. As we find our hate... on the nip all-dribbling... o/~ <Selby> a dripping nipple... now we have truly come to nirvana in this conversation <LordOphidian> yes we have <Selby> I am at peace
(EvilJorge) I'd go see Halloween: Resurrection were it not for the fact that Reign of Fire opens that weekend. (Fetch) EvilJorge: so see both (Fetch) why do you people make these self-limiting choices in movie entertainment? (Sancho) we don't (Sancho) the key word is "entertainment" (IDK) I'd get my toenails pulled out, but I have to get bamboo shoots stuck under them that weekend.
* LuftHans repeats himself, but it's all verizon's fault :) (FuckVrzn) Anyway, llama, as I was about to say before Verizon fucked me without so much as the hint of a kiss, . . .
<PoisonPen> Ayn Rand is the curdled remains of a black, bitter, shrivelled apple from the tree of hypocrisy growing under the outhouse in the deepest pit of Hell. She couldn't grope her way out of her own rectum with a flashlight and a copy of Gray's Anatomy. Her entire rancid philosophy could have been killed if anyone had been brave or desperate enough to stick their penis into that frigid arctic pucker of her twat.
(drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope;
(drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
<niles> when it comes to women <niles> only one thing should be in latex <niles> my prosthetic leg
(ennui_) heh (ennui_) some hophead in that channel was relating his opium-induced dreams (ennui_) Freud would have had a field day (Ubu) was mom in them? (ennui_) let's just say I hope his mother has the good sense not to hug him for too long at a time
(kitten) One time, a friend and I were attempting to install a CD burner in his machine. (kitten) The intstructions were translated from Japanese to English - not too bad a job, either. (kitten) However, occasionally, they will come across a word that simply does not translate, so they will use the phoenetic Japanese. (kitten) So we wound up with, you click here, you run this, you do that, ho-shin-kai, you remove the disk.. (kitten) Took it to a friend's father who speaks passable Japanese - he said "I think it means something like, 'to breathe the mystic spirit of the dark dragon'." (kitten) What that has to do with CD burners, I couldn't tell you. (kitten) But anyway. (kitten) I believe that 'zig' is akin to this phenomenon.
(tobyl) It's damn hard to schedule these things, and we're hitting major plot. (tobyl) Not to mention my character just went up two levels. (Fetch) wow (Fetch) what'd you kill? (Sancho) the DM
(lupin) yeah (lupin) I'm pissed (lupin) I went to Wal Mart and they stopped me because I had a backpack (lupin) and they said "We'll have to hold that for you because of recent events" (lupin) and I said "Listen, if I were a terrorist, I think I'd pick a better place to bomb or infect than a backwater WalMart. I'd at least go hit the Super Wal Mart in Bryan because I could go get McDonalds on the way to blowing it up." (lupin) and they let me keep my bag
<Zenith`> he went all "want a nut" <Zenith`> and he was like "sure" <Zenith`> and one thing lead to another, and now kort has anal warts
<Lurking-Neko-Saist> I hate having Sex with peer, she makes feel so disconnected
<Emilia> i didn't think i was going to do better than the 100 gallons of bean dip for the prison <Skiltron> man, you never get good bean dip when you buy by the gallon <darker> I bet it makes good spackle though <Skiltron> it spackles your intestines closed
<Midvalley> Kinjin-Zero: mod your rio to add a wireless nic <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): I could... using wi-fi, nice 54mbit connection <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): but, it'd be no use with it in the car, and me upstairs <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): easier to just plug it in on my desk <Midvalley> technology isn't about making our lives "easier" <Midvalley> it's about bragging rights
<Frankie> hmm, ive got a sky channel in my room and im watching my dad trying to get porn on it downstairs
<SONIA420> DO U KNOW HOW TO HACK HOTMAIL ACAOUNTS <COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> NO. <COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> AND ALTHOUGH THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE A NON-SEQUITUR <COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> I FUCKED YOUR MUM.
<ws\thr> (I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that you killed them. Typically this is replied to with "FUCKING CAMPING WHORE" which means "Well done" <
<Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey, they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL <craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT <Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough
<@Cain> i <@Cain> am <@Cain> ALIVE <@Cain> yes iam <@Cain> but no sleep <@Cain> in days <@Cain> makes me sad <@Cain> and not here *** Cain has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) <@Domino_> was that a poem? <@Domino_> cuz i hate drive-by prose :\
tigremaitre: using the 5 dollar colledge works .. :) tigremaitre: err wrods :) tigremaitre: dammit tigremaitre: words even workfox137: and hopefully a $15 spell checker
<+LC-Slayer[FS]> can i have ops in here soon <@SkyHawk> prolly not, we need some pe0ns
<jon_> fear my house <jon_> http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=europe& scale=1000&X=507550&Y=171600&width=700&height=410&gride=507564 &gridn=171624 <mike> did you need planning permission for the red circle?
<MrSatan> gordon>you thecms "logo2 that you drew that gets used on everything? <gordon> eh?! <ManInBlac> <MrSatan> gordon> you know the CMS "logo" that you drew, that gets used on everything? <ManInBlac> got to love the MrSatan -> English translator on AltaVista
* SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is exhaling" <ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much anyway <bubu> LoL
<omnius> omnius > join(#www(users()))
<RoBorg> omnius == "dork"
<omnius> omnius == "genius"
<omnius> if (RoBorg() == "omnius is a genius"){RoBorg ==
true;}elseif(RoBorg() == "omnius is a dork"){RoBorg ==
banned;}else{RoBorg == "dork";}
<RoBorg> if(omnius.ban("RoBorg")) {RoBorg.violence = 100;
RoBorg.rampage(); setTimeout("RoBorg.alive=false;", 360000);}
<omnius> omnius(RoBorg -> omnius.string = "omnius is a
genius");
<RoBorg> omnius >> recycle bin;
<omnius> omnius -> undelete(); omnius -> deltree("c:\RoBorg");
<RoBorg> brain://omnius/ == 404
<RoBorg> omnius.split(); omnius.slice(); omnius.explode()
<omnius> $salt = guid(); RoBorg = crypt("RoBorg",$salt);
<RoBorg> DELETE * FROM existance WHERE name='omnius';
<omnius> RoBorg = broken;
<RoBorg> with(omnius){break;}
<|grinch|> Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shit for low fps
<SimonBob> A friend of mine was the games monitor for a linux/ windows hybrid comp at school <SimonBob> He was in charge of deleting games <SimonBob> And he was like "Linux? That game isn't fun"
Louis^ s/n: H6TWQ-TQQM8-HXJYG-D69F7-R84VM Kick: mrfrost has kicked Louis^ (¤Çhanne£ Mâstêr¤ NO CAPS ¤Auto Kick¤ 1 minute)
(FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me
<[ComHem]HammeR> casca; think? Whats that? <[PASSIVE]_casca> that's the thing you do before masturbating in public
<demografik> fuck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.
<[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i need to use my mouse to browse the porn
<korrigan> - nuclear bomb accidentally released. system message: *HASTA LA VISTA BABY*
<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i accept it by ^T, and i don't know what to do next <timecop> doink: <DoInK`> Linux <timecop> type <timecop> /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat <^Spike^> err <^Spike^> no dont do that <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat <DoInK`> i want to dcc chat *** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood) <timecop> holy fuck <timecop> he actually did it <zone`> G <^Spike^> isnt this a help channel? <dh> hahaha <^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that? <dh> awwww <zone`> grr
<Hydric> :P <|Opeth|> lol <|Opeth|> you're dumb Hydric..do you really don't know? <|Opeth|> *laughing* <Tetsubo> do you really dont know hydric?! *laughing*
<eMeow-v2> WTF, why is nmbd dying each time?! <Tamahome> Meow: it hates you, it's personal. <eMeow-v2> Tamahome: you used that line already <Tamahome> Meow: it's true. <Tamahome> Meow: your computer is getting you back for all the years you abused it <eMeow-v2> Tamahome: it's a new computer. The old one is locked in the cupboard. <eMeow-v2> Oh wait. it's the old one that runs samba <eMeow-v2> FUCK
<McCheese> Under da sea... <McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin? McCheese (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as Bobbie <Bobbie> I'm doing fine Bobbie (McCheese@e43712c2.res.east.36f5c1fe.net.hmsk) is now known as McCheese <McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :) <McCheese> BAH, I mean :( <@Technogeek> Get help.
<user> when I can figure out how to compile sex, we're going to be rich <someone> so true <someone> geeks everywhere will be so happy <user> "download the latest binary of sex for Linux, or build it from source" <someone> ummm <someone> build from source with my options <user> I'd have the longest configure line you've ever seen <someone> --swallow=yes <user> ./configure --with-toys -- <user> damnit..I wasn't done <user> --enable-plugins <someone> oh yah <someone> --outside=yes <user> --set-max-users=10 <someone> --set-max-female-users=10
<fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a blank? <fuck0ff> hello? a blank ? <fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the things you do between words. ? <fuck0ff> it's for a c program <fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with, like to program? <MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank space? <MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?