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Network Stats: 21142 Approved Quotes | 1 in Moderation Queue
#21851 [ + | - ] 119
<JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193
years ago
<chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume
#21850 [ + | - ] 160
<Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] =
((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) |
<Farrod>                                     ({10{ramped_rx_on}} &
rx_on2[9:0]))
<Farrod>                                     & block_enable_b[9:0])
| block_default_b[9:0];
<elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message
of the week:
<elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection
Fault (#13) at $001759E0
<elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A
<elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94
<elvisW>
--------------------------------------------------------------------
<elvisW>   Unable to query the system log to give context.
#21847 [ + | - ] 1177
<Pat_The_Bunny> my dad is such a pimp
<Spacechimp> ROFL  what?
<Pat_The_Bunny> back in the day....he had these red satin
sheets that are currently on my bed
<Spacechimp> um
<Pat_The_Bunny> so he walks into the room...
<Pat_The_Bunny> and pats the sheets
<Spacechimp> lol
<Pat_The_Bunny> and says, "you should see how good these
sheets look with two blondes between them"
<Pat_The_Bunny> i cant sleep now
#21845 [ + | - ] 323
<BlackOperations> hey i thought your internet was being taken
away
<TRM> thats what i thought as well
<TRM> parents probably forgot about my bad marks or whatever
reason it was that they were gonna remove cable..
<BlackOperations> whatever reason? YOU KNOW WHY :P
<TRM> hehe
<TRM> my history folder :P
<Ghand|ThiefGold> TRM's history folder:
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Barnyard XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Cartoon XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "John Romero's Daikatana"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> It was the Daikatana that really got them
angry.
#21842 [ + | - ] -1108
<skacore> you shut your face you nigger loving pile of
intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them,
then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then
unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal
discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your
liver, then make you guzzle gallon after gallon of putrid
diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter
#21838 [ + | - ] 933
<supers> race
<supers> goto
<supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on
<supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ?
<supers> er
<supers> http://216.65.26.84
<supers> damnit
<supers> ..
#21832 [ + | - ] 202
<supers> one of the tv guide cross word makers died
<supers> i guess they barried him 6 down and 6 across
#21830 [ + | - ] 314
<MrSaturn> <Sergo_k> so you say that you r a good player in CS
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> Yes.
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> I am l33t beyond all mortal
comprehension.
<Sergo_k> no way man
<MrSaturn> Yes.
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than pley
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than play
<MrSaturn> I certainly hope you play better than you talk
#21827 [ + | - ] 644
<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had fuckin 10 bites
<ChikBRB> they usually have nine
<ChikBRB> THEIR LOSS HAHA
<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find
<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you
#21825 [ + | - ] 306
<arabella> when i was about 20, old enough not to be, i got
sent away from the table to my room for saying, "So today in
lab we put dog testes in the blender and then," and that's as
far as i got.
#21817 [ + | - ] 188
<gfm> barubary -- ok so you've spent 9 months on this, have
nothing
conclusive to show for it, and even if you did manage to
find
something, which we'd all bet large sums of money isn't
going to
happen, its useless except to a handful of warez kiddiez
in #psx?
<gfm> Don't you have anything better to do?
<Barubary> nope
<gfm> oh
<gfm> well, ok then.
<gfm> good luck
#21814 [ + | - ] 923
<Swede> I WONDER WHAT GOD WAS THINKIN WHEN SHE CREATED THE
MAN
<Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED
GOD...
#21809 [ + | - ] 216
<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish
<Abit667> without getting busted
<Bryan> k
<Abit667> back
<Abit667> only satan would put the huge goldfish box behind a
bag of chips
#21796 [ + | - ] 160
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this"
so I went behind a bush and, you know.
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"
#21795 [ + | - ] 624
<Mercster>   ever shot a Glock?
<Eppy>   i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most
people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few
rounds at them
#21790 [ + | - ] 342
<Guilty> Mmm
<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the
beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole
because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
#21788 [ + | - ] 2662
<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!
#21787 [ + | - ] 1463
*** Chimerasame is now known as MissScarlet
<Foxworth> ...
<Foxworth> must...
<Foxworth> resist...
<Foxworth> urge...
*** Foxworth is now known as MrGreen
*** Signoff: MissScarlet (Killed (MrGreen (in the ballroom
with the knife)))
#21784 [ + | - ] 330
<user> uhhh.
<IJ> Hi.
<user> hi. I'm still having problems with the akick.
<IJ> On which channel?
<user> I was opped, then I got disconnected, and now my ghost
just permbanned me.
#21783 [ + | - ] 177
<isajeep> I was waiting for a call from one earlier, and I
fell asleep next to my server and had a nightmare about my
computer
<isajeep> an dI missed the call
<NickBlasta> what was it about?
<isajeep> im not joking...its actually really pathetic
<isajeep> I had a dream my mother was tring to run coax cable
inside my comp to get better reception
<RatBreath> sweeeet
<benutne> thats horrible
<RatBreath> isa, you should be shot for that dream
#21782 [ + | - ] 57
<Wingar> so what now
<DIV|Kulite> Well I'm gonna go jerk it
<Eficent-W-> I may go find something to snack on
#21781 [ + | - ] 464
<worldspawn> <-- so gay
<worldspawn> FUCK
<worldspawn> wait
#21778 [ + | - ] 755
votewithabullet8: so whats up?
votewithabullet8: today better than yestderday?
cochese04: not really
cochese04: tonight I drank a big ol' glass of milk
cochese04: then I remembered I'm lactose intolerant
cochese04: that's an "oh fuck" moment
#21768 [ + | - ] 360
<RageRules> Well I have woots Ip address
<RageRules> That's cool
<%mrWoot> hack me?
<RageRules> Why not?
<%mrWoot> how dare you
<RageRules> Give me 43 and a half reasons why I shouldn't
<POLKA> rage, ill give you 1
<POLKA> because you cant
#21761 [ + | - ] 160
<JesusGink> ;D
<JesusGink> er
<JesusGink> :D
<JesusGink> hard to take off bra and hit shift-; at the same
time
<tabbyfoo> lol
#21756 [ + | - ] 417
<Stiffler> How's it going.
<FlyNavy> eh
<FlyNavy> been better
<FlyNavy> pretty much out of resin to smoke...
<FlyNavy> and I still don't have:
<FlyNavy> a job
<FlyNavy> a car
<FlyNavy> money
<FlyNavy> weed
<FlyNavy> or pussy
<Stiffler> So basically...
<Stiffler> It's all the same.
<Stiffler> ROFL
<FlyNavy> I need a job so I can get a car so I can have money
to buy weed
<FlyNavy> which I'll then use to get pussy
<Stiffler> Indeed
<FlyNavy> which'll then need to be maintained by a job
<FlyNavy> which to get I'll need a car
<FlyNavy> and for that I need money
<Stiffler> But you see, you first need the pussy to get the
weed to get the money to get the car to the job..
<FlyNavy> so I could try selling weed
<FlyNavy> :D
<FlyNavy> exactly...if I had some pussy, she could tell me
where to get weed to I could sell it to buy a car to get a job
to maintin the pussy that I'll get with weed which I'll buy
with money left over from buying a car that I earned at my job
<Stiffler> Indeed
#21742 [ + | - ] 454
<Darkness9> *wonders how many girls he could fit in a back
seat of a car*
<Zibzibzib> depends.. if you're in the car, none
#21732 [ + | - ] 420
* Zibzib hees. "go tahoe" -> "gotahoe.com" <-- Worst URL Faux
Pas Ever
#21725 [ + | - ] 44
<@GameBot> 206. What is the name of the most southerly village
in mainland Britain?
<Serimestari> scottland
#21722 [ + | - ] 448
<@GameBot> 186. Why is the sky blue?
<Anima-> prism
<@GameBot> Here's a hint: The colour wavel***** ** **** **
******* **** *** ***** *******
<Anima-> :(
<Anima-> haha
<infinitySPZ> ..........
<Serimestari> yyyyyeah.......
<infinitySPZ> This is why some questions shouldn't get into
trivia
#21713 [ + | - ] 284
<the-low> it saddens me to see a lady that i love, such as an
adult film star, take a cum shot in the face
#21699 [ + | - ] 446
<Rasterburn> Is there a way to split a file at a specific
byte?
<0dan0> no
<0dan0> unless you are using a "computer"
<0dan0> then it can be done
#21680 [ + | - ] 557
<ic3m4n> i have 6 usb ports
<c00l_zero> what for??
<ic3m4n> modem, mouse, webcam, scanner, printer and 1 just in
case...
<ic3m4n> i was trying to find the modem one...
*** ic3m4n has quit IRC: (Connection reset by peer.)
*** ic3m4n has joined #cad
<ic3m4n> yep, that was the one...
#21668 [ + | - ] 138
<Disciple> i'd give head to a guy before I'd kiss him
#21667 [ + | - ] 241
<TheWoland> If anyone molests me while I'm gone, take some
pictures for my website
#21521 [ + | - ] 309
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> Hey Saka, or Paul.. someone.. I need a boy
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> bot
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> **
<@Kyoushu_Yatou> >_<
#21516 [ + | - ] 13110
<turno> I want to fuck Michelle's brains out with my huge
fucking cock, over and over again .. and then her sister can
come and join us too.
<Seeker> Err turno, your mom reads the quotes on bash.org?
<turno> I'll fucking KILL YOU! !
<Seeker> Your mom does work for the church ? If she reads what
you just said she'd be pretty angry right?
<turno> Dude you have no fucking clue, don't seriously...
you'd be ruining my life.
<Seeker> Don't worry, I won't post it.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> Hey dude, I'm gonna paste something - will
you post it on bash.org?
[Privmsg] <opiate> the turno thing? haha you fucking bastard!!
[Privmsg] <Seeker> hehe his mom's gonna fucking kill him, drag
him to that church they go to and get the priest to sodomise
him.
[Privmsg] <opiate> yeah and then he's gonna come fucking kill
us, still I reckon it's worth it;)
[Privmsg] <turno> You're not gonna post it are you ? Please
don't .. I'm begging you.
[Privmsg] <Seeker> I'm not gonna post it:) and even if I did
she'd never know that your nick turno was her son Michael Savu
.
[Privmsg] <turno> *phew* spose you have a point
#21455 [ + | - ] 174
<Chikster> Oh wow ur little comments can go fuck a goat.
<Chikster> LoL
<Chikster> now that i read what i said i see where u got that.
<BadCaleb> i'd pay to see that.. i can't explain why, though
<nyisles> text on a computer screen can't exactly have sex
with a goat...
<Chikster> well..true
<Chikster> but someday
<BadCaleb> in  aperfect world.. words will roam around,
fucking all sorts of animals
<BadCaleb> but not mine..
#21441 [ + | - ] 171
<Kaze_Shinmen> Not that I am homosexual. I just like toting
rainbow colored girly things.
#21418 [ + | - ] 99
(h0va) i could fill any IT job now.. and do well.. from my
home computer
experiance.. but i would never get hired cuz i have no
credentials
(cranky) h0va: dude you couldn't fill a toilet bowl
#21390 [ + | - ] 24
<terrance?>: have you read the LOTR books
<stratusxh>: no, however, i have them, and i'm considering
reading them before school
<stratusxh>: dunno though
<stratusxh>: that boost of geekness may well keep me from
getting laid for a couple weeks after reading them
<stratusxh>: i sure as hell know the Harry Potter books did
that
<terrance?>: fuck harry potter
<stratusxh>: fuck harry potter? fuck your taste in literature
#21365 [ + | - ] 304
*** cade changes topic to: 'its my mcdonalds, ill play in the
ball pen if i FUCKING WANT'
#21363 [ + | - ] 58
<EvILEyE{GF}> I tried getting my scanner to work
<EvILEyE{GF}> stupid prick machine doesn't work with win2k
<EvILEyE{GF}> only works with linux, OSX, and pre-winME OS's
(drivers)
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried it on my laptop and linux broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> so I tried installing win98 on it
<EvILEyE{GF}> win98 broke
<EvILEyE{GF}> it's outside on the front lawn now
<EvILEyE{GF}> I figured I could format the hard drive by
throwing it out the window
<Kaown> It'd leave a footprint on the ground, but that's about
all.
#21354 [ + | - ] 1711
<Beerman> I demand random linkage! link me to strange things,
and entertain me
<tate> http://www.goatse.cx/
<ecs> i was just gunna say that...
<Beerman> my word, whats wrong with that mans bottom?
#21346 [ + | - ] 487
<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you.
<LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents.
<ChaB`s> no he doesn't.
<ChaB`s> that's not santa at all.
<LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps
of coal.
<ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man
#21316 [ + | - ] 443
<@JackPott> JACK POTT
<@JackPott> IN TEH MORNING
<@JackPott> ON TEH RADIO
<@JackPott> TOMORROW LIEK
<@GingaNutz> nice abuse of the english language
<+Oz> abuse is an understatement
<+Oz> more like "flagellation followed by intense anal rape by
at least seven well-endowed males, two goats and one horse, in
turn followed by an intragenital injection of H2SO4"
#21309 [ + | - ] 329
<ilde> Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
#21292 [ + | - ] 189
<RatBreath> almost half a terabyte of copyrighted material...
amazing. you are a god
<Rzrshrp60> well most of it is vids of isajeeps mom on the
strip
<Efflixi> lol
<Rzrshrp60> ...high quality
<isajeep> wtf
#21282 [ + | - ] 439
<ChugChug> so like... uhh.. what language do you use?
<LaC> english
<ChugChug> is that like perl? :)
<LaC> god i hope not
#21277 [ + | - ] 1965
<Mercy> It's (assassinate the president) fun to annoy (charter
a plane, pentagon) the NSA by (shoot George Bush) inserting
crap into innocent (blow up congress) sentences.
<Mercy> Or so I've been (nuke Washington) told.
<@Ixnorp> One would think that the NSA would have slightly
more advanced filtering techniques than regexp.
* Mercy Quit (Ping timeout)
<@Ixnorp> Or maybe not.