<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD
<GameBot> 133. What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'? <Wolf-Olo> heh
<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES <cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH! <cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS! <badtz-maru> GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY
<orf> animals are just refridgerators <orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it
<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when... <Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.
<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P
<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy <lewney> cause there was a long queue <lewney> to the bathrooms... <lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.
<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a spinning cube on the screen... I think he misunderstood object oriented =)
<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means? <DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.
<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them. <Bucky> Why stop there? <Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?
<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC? <Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002
<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/ yamato31.jpg <cyxx> that's like...6 <cyxx> wait..fuck * cyxx curses his nick <cyxx> I mean * Nakago curses 6 * cyxx gives up and goes to the corner
<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked. pardon the pun.
<ShadowMouse> bye <Coan_Arcanius> bye <[Bryan]> bye <cams> bye <[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)
* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt. * Wolf-Olo howls <Peri> aww how cute <infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri) <Wolf-Olo> Bastard <Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close
(Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER (Rai): hm *** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) (Rai): That was too hard.
<Inignot> here is a magic trick Mordecai - think of a card in a stardard deck and type done and I will tell you the card. <Mordecai> done <Inignot> 10 of diamonds! <Mordecai> I was thinking 'blue mana'
** ragum sets mode: +b *!*@Baseball.conversation <mrclean> guerrero is the best hitter in baseball <ragum> excuse me <ragum> didn't I just ban baseball talk? <ragum> I could've sworn I did *** HighChief sets mode: +b *!*@fat.ass.chicks <HighChief> Didn't I just ban all american females? <HighChief> I could have sworn i did <Atlantic`> ROFL
<Rasix> I like tits and I don't want anything rammed up my ass nor do I want a cock in my mouth. I'd say that makes me hetero. <Rodent> Heh. <SirBruce> Honesty is the best policy <SirBruce> Rasix - What about your cock in someone else's mouth? <NephKa> jesus <Rodent> Well, I for one don't belive Bi is the natural state. <Rasix> Female, yes, man no. <@Technogeek> Hey, if I'm getting a blowjob, I don't care who it's from as long as they don't bite it off. <SirBruce> But blindfolded you wouldn't know the difference <NephKa> i care, it has to be a chick <Rodent> Unless you felt a beard by the balls. <NephKa> lol <SirBruce> Only because you've been trained that way by society. <Rasix> that's not an issue, when the fuck would I stand around blind folded waiting for a blowjob
<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS shoot down my strategic bombers?!" <ShadowLotus> LOL <meep_meep> lol. catapults
[aq] i love irc quotes [ob0t] i hate them [ob0t] i always end up looking like a retard
<JBurna> lol you got free AOL knowin AOL sucks ass <Demi> Its <Demi> Free. <@Prowler> So is gum on the bottom of chairs.
<Communista> I'm going to hell. <Communista> I'm just a wicked person. <Communista> I was on lunch with the trainees and a news story came on about the showing (funeral) of a man that drowned... <Communista> and I turned to them and said "Wanna go see a dead body?"
<Nugget94M> I remember when my mom first got on the internet, about 2 years ago. She *almost* had it figured out. <Nugget94M> she managed to use a search engine, and found a web page she was interested in. <Nugget94M> so she printed it out, stuck it in an envelope, and _mailed_ it to me so I could see it too. <acidkill> Nugget94M: hehe, i guess she didnt know about email? <Nugget94M> she knew about email. it just never dawned on her that she could mail the url.
<SuM_gUy> wat did i do rong <SuM_gUy> ô¿ô <wok> learn to spell then i will tell you <SuM_gUy> wat did i spell rong <SuM_gUy> hay
<ian__> I feel like an idiot sitting here with my face 5" away from the monitor with my eyes crossed trying to see a picture of a mans asshole hidden in a jpeg.
<Fugazi-> one time i was at sibley and playing football and this guy tackled my cousin and fucken ripped his nipple off <Fugazi-> there was nothing but a goddam bloody nipple
<freedumb> He's the kind of person who will wind up paying for this first sexual-encounter at age 31, get frustrated in the middle, and kill himself
<weed> the wife goes "Why don't you marry your computer geek friends this saturday instead of me!"
<Casper> i think we have talked this retard into taking a shit in the sink at school
<KingJehu> you poeple that had part in the steal of this room should be down right shamed and all you that agree with it should be shamed as well, your not of Christ, your evil of the devil... if this room had problems "which it did" then all you had to do is not come here simple as that!!! YOUR OF THE WORLD though so you cant see hwat this does to the shake of the name of Christ!! the athiest are having a field day... hope you are proud!!! <ircbuddy> Stop whining.
<freedumb> When i was like 8 my dad tried to teach me to count cards in blackjack <freedumb> for when im 'of legal age'
<Horus-23m> Hello. I am a 23 year old male, with a biology degree. I'm currently involved in the construction industry and will be getting involved in supervision, as well as running jobs which will earn me a lot of money. I'm athletic, strong, intelligent, and fairly good looking. Why do you care? Well most of you won't and will just mock this, but one of you might, and that one, can message me..
<StephHauth> why the fuck did my nick have OWNED at the end? i ddnt put that!!!!
<freedumb> i just made dinner and broadcasted it "online" <freedumb> im fucking E-Martha Stuart
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<CrypticB> I thought wind was caused by differential pressures initiated by expanding/contracting air from heat/cold <wo1fwork> i thought wind was caused by the collective farts of all the arabs in the east
<wo1fwork> maybe if you got a giant pole made of the strongest thing in the universe <wo1fwork> and attached one end to the moon and one to the earth <wo1fwork> you could fuck shit up, or break the pole <NOCKY2K> maybe if everyone peed in the atlantic ocean at once jesus would come back and tell us to not be so naughty
<claybats|work> yay, now it says wb to everyone on my users list :) * placido|working has left #MTFN * placido|working has joined #MTFN <claybats|work> wb placido|working <placido|working> wb placido|working <claybats|work> see? <placido|working> Thanks claybats.... didn't know you cared. :D <Cancel_Man> he doesn't- that's why he made a script that does
<Hellace> \\192.168.28.98\movies2\video clips\kitty stir fry.mpeg <Hellace> thats fucken wrong <Gothmog> im not touching anything with a filename like that <Gothmog> work on your subtlety Hellace... <Gothmog> call it "dinner.mpeg" or something <Hellace> well its dodgy hey <Hellace> its a cat getting cooked.. <Gothmog> yeah i figured that <Gothmog> stirfried infact... <Hellace> quote by levi "its fucken wrong" <Zen> aarg <Zen> that fucking horrible <Gothmog> you watched it? <Gothmog> LOL <Gothmog> come on, something called that... you expected it to not be fucking horrible? <Zen> well curiosity killed the cat
<Eskimo-Steve> damn it, files are dling too fast <roninFool> steve: ha ha <roninFool> wait, TOO fast?
<sara> i <3'ed george michael <sara> till <sara> he started wearing his goatee like satan <[pele]> till he started sucking cock in bathrooms <[pele]> oh <[pele]> that too
<partyman> hallo <partyman> hei <sara> ? <partyman> hallo <sara> what? <partyman> kæm e du? <sara> i don't want to talk, i am not norwegian, i have a boyfriend, i don't want to cyber, i'm not someone you know, i have had this nick for 5 years so i didn't steal it, i have a boyfriend, we are happy, i don't want to netsex <partyman> okei <partyman> do you want netsex?