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<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs <Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you claim to be. well groomed ect. <i luv fluffy> hanna ur a sucking flut
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear <etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on <Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million <Staquaft> What's the low against that? <Wala> low; girls have aids <Wala> but <Wala> that's not very low <Wala> considering how you have 500 million <Wala> to pay for treatment <Kevyn> high; you stop talking. <Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together? <Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night. <DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc. <Mechalink> Not only Calc. <Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them. <DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life? <Calculus> Well, that too...
* Doughboy ponders * Beryllium contemplates * Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny * Beryllium makes a template of the coin * Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting <Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free!
<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam. <erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.
<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.
<Atom> im racist against leprachans <Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!" <Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"
<followme> I hate <followme> bitchs <followme> with a uq <followme> less then mine
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times. <Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things. <jc> japh did "hello, world" once. It was pretty awesome. <japh> No one does "hello world" like I do. <vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code.
<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.
<kipozo> Guess what I bought today.... <kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0
<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups. Hypocrysy at it's finest.
<Fryboy> A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18 year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like, you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence. <Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving.
<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls? <pr0nfiend> why not <pr0nfiend> mmm <pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls <pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW <pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products
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<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING <zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT <Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?!
<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME <emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me? <emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right?
<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot that's sole job is to count the number of times the word `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and announce it at the end of the day :-)
* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster <+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now?
<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games <DAL9000> Geese: maphack?
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp! <sacrine> damn you are elite :| <eSDee> congrats <deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something? <sacrine> do we have a choice? <deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site? <eSDee> omg <sacrine> omfg
<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up? <AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL
<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks <torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black feelings pop out all the time. <Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years of anti-geek abuse <Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill asshole.
<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz <knee> that'll be $8.00 <FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling must be defective <mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party <mightyflo> hk bootlegs <FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob <FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx
<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothing½! <enisoc> how the hell do you type a ½ symbol by accident??
<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null <Tricks> wtf is /dev/null <Despondent> I don't know, what is it? <Tricks> i think u do mate <Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing
<blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128 Kbps. (0:05/2:07) <blazemore> ah hear we go <HKISA> YES!!! <HKISA> wait <HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place
<kt> i got my tongue pierced <Eamon_the_goth17> really <Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth??
<punkassjy> i hate those goddamn jesus freaks with their wwjd. i mean, wtf? <yapper> you mean wtfwjd! lol! <punkassjy> rtfb!
<Kinto> That totally sucked. <Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ... <Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell. <Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J. * Kinto starts rapping. <Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross. <Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants.
<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance! <LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times. <LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with: * Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P * Leliel also :P <LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c." <Suika|away> divide c! <Suika|away> that's so moving
<Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime? <Mime> No, but I can kill people. <Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic.
<Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S E-MAIL SERVER. <Saveth> Hmm. <Saveth> Who wants a copy? <jwbozzy> <-- <MrFalcon> <-- <res0> <--
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude <dsif0r> that microsoft uses <dsif0r> he rules. <quish> ... <quish> no he doesnt <quish> he's annoying as hell <dsif0r> yes he does <dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings <dsif0r> people just treat him like shit <dsif0r> and hes only there to help.
<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways <Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky
<jade> don't become one of them <jade> geeks = evil <jade> except as sex slaves. *** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.)
<Chikster>Does anyone know if I can DL a complete version of photoshop on the net? <Gary> They have photoshop on Pcs... <Chikster> God why do newbies all try an help me..
<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"
<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare <slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me <Ice_raven> it is <slash> okay, that's good. <slash> no false advertising there!
<Tac0> FiZi <Tac0> are u connected to the internet? <FiZi2> What the fuck do you think