jenziie: i have no comment.. my mom is italian my stepdad is indonesian, so its like epcot center at their house
<Speedlock> i like to think of sara as my sister <Graeme> i like to think of sara riding my cock like a sex starved nymphette <Speedlock> actually, i like to think of sara as a kissing cousin <Speedlock> or perhaps a sexy auntie <martin> you'll end up thinking of her as someone you cant go within 200 yards of at this rate :p
<Graeme> Fifty-nine people have attempted suicide and, out of this, 26 people have died. This is of great concern <Graeme> i bet it fucking is.. a return rate of 50% is pretty shitty
<marcus> what is this "work" thing you've gotten yourself involved with? <marcus> sounds like some sort of cult or something <marcus> seemsm you are spending all of your time there lately <marcus> how does your family feel about your involvement with it?
<oz> DYKQUIL - YOUR RUBBING, LICKING, GRABBING, POKING, TEASING, TONGUING, SO YOU CAN GO ALL NITE MEDICINE
<boii> i used to name a box after each girl i nailed <boii> that way, whenever i nailed a new girl, id treat myself to a new box
<outcaste> costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear". <sara> oh god that's awful <outcaste> yes, yes it is <jimmie> what a great idea ð jimmie/#hades makes notes <outcaste> or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask you what you are, just say "fuck knows"
<jimmie> while i was gone <jimmie> my tivo recored lots of movies with cher in them <jimmie> i'm not sure what to think
<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini? <sara> do i get new shoes if i answer? <Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No
<@King-Kong> now this fuckin chick doesnt wanna go out <@King-Kong> i fucking took a shower too, wtf
<XDice> My last g/f retrated into a shell, and ended the relationship. <maxathome> cool, she knew unix?
<_ohm> sara, as a girl i have to ask you a serious question <_ohm> girl/woman <_ohm> do you know when a guy is producing massive amounts of ass sweat
<frash> op me cause I'm lame! <frash> op me cause I'm lame! <frash> op me cause I'm lame! ùíù frash was kicked off #Twilight_Zone by callas (kick you cuz you're a dicksmack!)
ð madbomber/#twilight_zone 'does' sara ð sara creams <xyst> sara: you forgot an s.
-!- red_one has quit ["Netscape 4 turned 5. 5 years ago, my best friend wasn't even dating; now he's married and has two kids. Fucking upgrade already."]
<UncleJed> LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Drop the <UncleJed> Chihuahua! <UncleJed> In a surprise announcement Tuesday, <UncleJed> Taco Bell Corp. said it has decided to <UncleJed> replace its top executive and the <UncleJed> advertising agency that introduced the <UncleJed> chalupa-loving talking pup in <UncleJed> commercials. <_duncan> the dog found new employment as taco meat sources reported
<outcaste> When I was single, I used super sensitive condoms. They were so sensitive that they'd stick around and talk to the chiq for an hour after I'd gone
<Kowalski> Graeme - There are 10 million Norwegians, you can't piss all of them off <Graeme> i could shoot A-Ha.
<plaz`> The highest I've got the linux servers at work to is ~70 days. <plaz`> The NT server got to 112 days. <plaz`> This irks me.
<Cryptomancer> If they want to prove that mp3's hurt CD sales, yeah, CD's that can't be ripped into MP3's won't sell. :)
<Mechpilot> I was talking with a friend of mine yesterday and he made an interesting comment, he said "It's easier to get laid in a college dorm than in a Thai brothel", I wish I'd stayed in school.
<PsychoOne> I found the coolest tshirt for my friend today <PsychoOne> I am getting it for his birthday. he'll hate me forever. <PsychoOne> he is gay <PsychoOne> and the shirt I am getting him reads "Sorry girls, I suck dick"
[@haro] 220-You are connected to our server, please note that [@haro] all hack attempts are reported to the FBI. [@haro] lol, right.. [@haro] a israeli site, reporting to the fbi
<fong> can any1 help me..? im trying to connect 2 pcs to LAN.. <orange1> use a crossover cable <fong> i already have a crossover cable, 2 nics in 1 pc, and another in the client pc.. <fong> what do i do next? <orange1> put the crossover cable between the two pc's <fong> did that already <orange1> then they're connected <fong> its the configuration part i cant handle <fong> yeah.. but i want them connected AND working <netmunky> you never said shit about that
( 19:01:31 ) ( StillSearching ) time to feed my cat, shes bugging me ( 19:01:56 ) ( StillSearching ) what is it about cats where they know you are reading something, so they have to walk all over it? ( 19:02:18 ) ( StillSearching ) how do i uninstall that feature? ( 19:02:39 ) ( [F] ) with a hammer =P
<dx-trin> i just want to go to CPL to make a movie of all the uglyest people ever <Rival|Inq> "gamers gone ugly" <Rival|Inq< "uncensored"
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tilt: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA SAY TO HAR jolt: I DONT KNOW I WROTE A POEM BUT I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD USE IT!!!!@! IT GOES " IM GLAD WE DIDNT EAT AT LUBY'S! CAN I PLEASE TOUCH YOU BOOBIES?"
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<Hanna> that is to say you are nucking futs <Pyro711> Nucking futs. proves you are not the person you claim to be. well groomed ect. <i luv fluffy> hanna ur a sucking flut
<etiolate> high:one post, a girl proclaiming she has leopard print underwear <etiolate> low:next post, girl proclaiming fred durst turns her on <Wala> high; girl that lives in your city and then comes over and plays wc3 with you and then you have sex with her and then she brings friends and you have sex with them every day and then you win the lottery for 500million <Staquaft> What's the low against that? <Wala> low; girls have aids <Wala> but <Wala> that's not very low <Wala> considering how you have 500 million <Wala> to pay for treatment <Kevyn> high; you stop talking. <Kevyn> low; you keep talking.
<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together? <Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely.
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night. <DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc. <Mechalink> Not only Calc. <Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them. <DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life? <Calculus> Well, that too...
* Doughboy ponders * Beryllium contemplates * Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny * Beryllium makes a template of the coin * Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting <Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free!
<erk> i have nothing against styrofoam. <erk> it makes cute fluffy woodland creatures suffer.
<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts.
<Atom> im racist against leprachans <Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!" <Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"
<followme> I hate <followme> bitchs <followme> with a uq <followme> less then mine
<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times. <Pozzi> Now fuck you all!
* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things. <jc> japh did "hello, world" once. It was pretty awesome. <japh> No one does "hello world" like I do. <vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code.
<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood.
<kipozo> Guess what I bought today.... <kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0
<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups. Hypocrysy at it's finest.
<Fryboy> A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18 year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like, you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence. <Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving.
<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls? <pr0nfiend> why not <pr0nfiend> mmm <pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls <pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW <pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products
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