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#17929 [ + | - ] 44
<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP
SELLING STUFF_
<InSoc> Heh.
<Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts
of trading
<MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies
are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking
others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well
<quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other
companies will burn
<quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a
much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know
it.
<quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a
corporate reformer is a total frigging joke.
#17927 [ + | - ] 42
<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers.
More grip that way.
<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.
#17925 [ + | - ] 658
<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he
turns around and kisses me!
<waramp> what a fag!
#17923 [ + | - ] 168
<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for
stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that
#17916 [ + | - ] 108
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
#17915 [ + | - ] 53
<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge
.. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard
#17907 [ + | - ] 150
<George>  : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George>  : Onward and upward.
<George>  : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and
K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD>  : yeah george but there's only so much you can do
with those linux boxes
<George>  : Yeah, like run the net.
#17902 [ + | - ] 255
<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about
filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back
yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson
#17900 [ + | - ] 256
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the
problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap
#17897 [ + | - ] 940
<deh> fuck
<deh> man lead singer of hanson
<deh> fuck shes so hot
#17895 [ + | - ] 88
<Xetrov`> bbiab
<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister
<[VeRT]> kinky
#17894 [ + | - ] 230
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS
HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either
#17893 [ + | - ] 27
<barbye> wtf is this
<barbye> teh purpose
<barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
<barbye> IN LIFE
<bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(
<barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING
<barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
<johnny69> mhmm.. ok
<bass_freak> good idea!
* barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]
* johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]
* bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]
#17890 [ + | - ] 48
<[SS]Psyco|PB> The Magic 8-Ball has been ACTIVATED, Type !
8ball <question> to use. ×Tracer Script×
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> !8ball will I get high tonight...
<[SS]Psyco|PB> [1CH]Gypsy|Occupied, ( YES!!!!! )
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> FUCKIN' RIGHTS!
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> sweet..
<[1CH]Gypsy|Occupied> at least I can stop worrying..
#17887 [ + | - ] 951
<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?
<Hot^Gay_Male> yes
<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
#17886 [ + | - ] 347
Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
#17885 [ + | - ] 228
<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] -
Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s]
- subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files
Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/
s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
<Niteling> ?
<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download
donkey and goat porn
#17884 [ + | - ] 66
<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #
gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay
#17881 [ + | - ] 496
<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> alric!irc@smilex.ormoru.net was last seen by me in
#stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
#17874 [ + | - ] 331
insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just
something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me
tonight
#17873 [ + | - ] 393
<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x
<vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm
<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra
<vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid
#17871 [ + | - ] 161
<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally
inserted. Brains splatter over the wall.
GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Anton> is a good death metal track
#17868 [ + | - ] 804
<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure
out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this
poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
#17864 [ + | - ] 17
iamouija: Because I'm Jewish
iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS
fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish
fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-
#17863 [ + | - ] 422
<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night?
<mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing
<mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow
<mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan
#17861 [ + | - ] 48
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with
guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must
be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
#17843 [ + | - ] 27
<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a
warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
#17840 [ + | - ] 56
(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all
the day...
#17837 [ + | - ] -29
<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p
#17828 [ + | - ] 354
<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
#17813 [ + | - ] 345
<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more
educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D
#17784 [ + | - ] 197
<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no*
#17771 [ + | - ] 28
<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic
packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ???
#17749 [ + | - ] 797
<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can
buy are?
<Trukkie> guns
#17728 [ + | - ] 315
<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer
again
#17725 [ + | - ] 1010
<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a
bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the
way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER
#17717 [ + | - ] 1030
<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no
shrimp sauce
<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
#17679 [ + | - ] 303
<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
#17642 [ + | - ] 934
<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking
abacus!
#17638 [ + | - ] 136
<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
#17539 [ + | - ] 127
<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to
torment me with mockery and derision.
#17483 [ + | - ] 1102
<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?!
#17475 [ + | - ] 146
* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes
* FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick
#17469 [ + | - ] 818
HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe
the same oxygen as other human beings.  i just bought some tic
tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic
tacs get like, stuck?  well, see, i didnt wanna make too much
noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the
container.  it was then i realized i had testicles.  it was
quite painful
#17453 [ + | - ] 332
<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.
<Diamond> Which has great music.
<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music?
#17452 [ + | - ] 288
<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn.
#17450 [ + | - ] -79
*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of
the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.)
#17435 [ + | - ] 137
<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this
girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip
#17429 [ + | - ] 223
<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate
#17422 [ + | - ] 206
<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from
<ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend
painting and creating art!
<Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?
<Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas
;)
<ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!
<Morfi_> QDB what it is ?
<ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren
<ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'
<Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together
<Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout!