<manero> MANLY THINGS: <manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE <manero> 2) WAR MOVIES <manero> 3) BEER BRATS <rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE <rebrane-> 4) FARTING <manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS <rebrane-> 6) CARS <rebrane-> 7) FIRE <manero> 8) BOWLING <rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE <ian> 10) BEAR SUIT <rebrane-> 11) GUNS <rebrane-> 12) GUITARS <skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED <Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN <rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo
<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks.. <roman> then i'm ordering a whore <foobar> haha roman no you're not <roman> dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty" <roman> you order them like pizza, dude
< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it < h2odragon> schindler's list?
<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer? <Jennie254> Ewwwww gross! <Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? .
<Tocool> Im so bored <Tocool> I can predict my day <Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer till 2, go to bed <Shaddix> pretty good <Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent turn of events have left me with very lil to do <Shaddix> oh <Shaddix> impotentcy?
<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes <moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars <JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there
<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless <grier> so superior <XfitzyX> do you mean flawless? <girer> oh fucken leave me alone * grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world)
<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday <Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!" <hmodes> "oh wait, i did.. HAHAHAHAHA!" <hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day
Pat877: nice... OB1Jenobe: w3rd Pat877: ok stop that OB1Jenobe: wh4t? Pat877: i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it OB1Jenobe: 0 |< Pat877: dick
<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them? <[SS]Corky> NO! <[SS]Corky> did this happen? <[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :)
<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing? <hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you.
<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff... <Zephyrr> So there. <Undine> Fear Zephs mom. <Undine> She does stuff.
<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?' <NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM'
<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity <Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it
<+subzero> =) <@nebula> ;) <@wickeD> =) <Guest62972> :D <@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR
<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D <^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays? <Vash> eh? <Samin> there the best kind
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<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet.
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn?
<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong
<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like? <etoilet> hentai
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx <loser> hahaha lol lol lol <loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA <bane> who gave you your name? your mom? <bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you? <bane> it's appropiate
{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are
too simple for such a complex emotion
{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and
put stitches in my wife's vagina ;(
* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind
<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister
{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you
could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url?
<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass. <FT|Vass>Thanks Geno! :) <FT|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec...
<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone <@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong
<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants <@whistler> and put them on backwards <@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit
<ExDthGONE> What I really want to see is stuff like "Heart Surgery For Dummies" and "What's With All Those Silly Dials Anyway?: A Cliff Notes Piloting Crash Course"
<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee <K_Russell> join #someonewhocares :( <Phillip`> no one is there :(
<whistler> I PLANNED IF WE WERE BOMBED BY CANADA <whistler> I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD <whistler> BUT THE ONE THING I NEVER PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS
<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind. <Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit? <Joelz> That's what shoes are for.
ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis. blx001: you mean snickers ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis. blx001: no you mean snikers SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now
*** Pikachu has joined #Distro <kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it. <kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters. <kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)... <kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !" <kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard. <Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !! <kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ? <kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now. *** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout) <basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin'
<Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist <Gotterdammerung> Vill: learn how to spell :P <Vill> Gotterdammerung: I did then I fucked up when I learned to type :(