<@assman> api <@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with <@icmp> ;/ <@icmp> my hand <@icmp> :[
<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers
<eugenics/#help> hi, i was going to search for how to cook an omlette online.. but i dont know how to spell it
<Omega> why do your parents hate you <Rai> they dont like it that I never come home... I've become somewhat of a drifter of late, till I work things out with airlines/bus <Rai> I travel to friends houses on my bike, up and down the highway and sleep where I can <Rai> its fun <Omega> lol <Omega> so your a hobo <Rai> we prefer to be called "domestically challenged"
<Valenthios> When we RPed that little convo with her and Gygus, I said "She seems to be quite beautiful, even though she's human." He says "Bitches is bitches." <Gygus> Heeheeheeheee.....
<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd <Deke> so Cass started cleaning up, since she found out that people're <Deke> coming over <Deke> and found 2 20GB drives in the couch <Deke> most people find coins <Deke> we find disk drives
<Vile-> i need to take a shit <Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box <Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs <Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box <Vile-> and be like wtf
<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants
«FivePee»: brb gotta piss and get a cock «FivePee»: omg «FivePee»: get a coke «Electronut»: rofl
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: holy crap, my mom is online!! citygirl30_56308: lmao cherbare36: lol beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: ok...she didnt say hi to me.. beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: poor mom, she gets so lost when you hand her a keyboard and a mouse soooopafox: LoL my grammy is so adorable with the puter. beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: now when you hand my mom a remote, a phone and a credit card, she goes to town... soooopafox: LoL @ QVC
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<packrat> HELP <defected> Looks like it. <packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................ * defected waits for the lame question. <packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc <packrat> plz
<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS ! <dunnakin> no you didnt you lying fuckhead <extrasupreme> ok, i made it up <extrasupreme> damn.
Stinkysteven67: I love married with children. Its a great show. Lucy17: It's ok, One thing that bugs me about that show, In the pilot series they had Al bundy sounding like he was from Brooklyn or something when they are supposed to be from Chicago. Stinkysteven67: Where do you think brooklyn is dork? Lucky17: Its in new york goofball, chicago is in illinios. Stinkysteven67: Oh sorry, I've never been good at geometry. Lucy17: Umm yea..
<@drew> my uterus is bleeding <@cognac> drew, you don't have a uterus <@drew> oh
<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired. <DeathCrow> You just woke up. <Puck> I only had an hour nap! <DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired. <Puck> Well, that explains it.
<@drew> saceist is a kind of person who always has that dumb look on his face. <@saceist> huh?
<Crono> hey guys, wanna hear a joke? <Dogmeat> Daikatana! <Crono> My punchline, jerk.
<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee.... <KrackWhores> mountain dew? <FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup. <KrackWhores> well guess what I have <FishNetGirl> mountain dew? <KrackWhores> no <KrackWhores> a penis <FishNetGirl> i know <FishNetGirl> er...
<DmDragon> all my cars are haunted <DmDragon> i had one car where the glove compartment would keep opening at random times <DmDragon> so it opened once and i just finally said "fuck you stay open" well the car stalled out the radio turned on and off and the flashlights started flashing while the windshield wipers started <DmDragon> so i slowly reached over and closed it.. then the car just went back to normal
<himem> I love my cat's tight vagina <Cows[Pwnage]> :P <himem> Would you stick out your tongue in real life? No, you wouldn't. Then ":P" is pretty stupid.
<agnarth> what'd u do to mort? <JeSuS> somebody packeted him <JeSuS> some guy we've never met before <agnarth> heh <JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and smited mort with his oc12 ;(
Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza neo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc? beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc? Doctor_Rohipnol: well ya
<eller> i ate sushi today <eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover <eller> but i just puked it up <motardo> not good <eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth... <eller> it swims in the toilet on its own.
<jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second i was eating noodles and semen <jonathans> its not very salty, though
<The_Veteran> remember the reason you are an op DaMo <Damo> coz I gave head <The_Veteran> yes! <The_Veteran> he admits it
<Deke> hrm <Deke> thats scary <Deke> that hot korean chic from the world cup <Deke> was a man <|WaR|> i knew it!!!! <|WaR|> i kept telling ppl...the neck dammit
<Sku||Fuck> her favorite author is irvine welsh and her favorite band is dying fetus. <Sku||Fuck> i don't know. typically i'm drawn to the type of person that easily accepts the subject matter in that sort of music. <rdgzt> The subject matter being DEATHSATANDISMEMBERMENTNIHILISMDESTROYKILLEVERYONEDARKNESSENTROPYDEATHEMPTINESS!!!!! you mean? <rdgzt> And perhaps some violent fucking. <Sku||Fuck> dude you listed death twice <rdgzt> Well, there seems to be a lot of it.
<countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?.. <markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out.. havent you read? <aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either <uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay! <aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything you read? <uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad.
* Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian] gets down on one knee <Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian]> Minako, will you marry me? <Minako> umm ahhh well, we should get to know each other more first before that <Minako> and and and....umm
<Baledood> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftggggtfggggff <Baledood> oops <Baledood> sorry, was fishing a crumb from under the F key
<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room <Weirdo> brb *** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation? SocialistNinja: Divine intervention? Silent4042: What? SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me.
<RtWh0> garlic ok you and me right here right now * GaRlic_iv puts up his dukes * GaRlic_iv ... wait.. i got fuckin no dukes * RtWh0 pulls out ding dong and swings it around like a whip and cuts Garlics head off <RtWh0> then some guy yells FATALITY <RtWh0> in a mean vioce <GaRlic_iv> RtWh0 pulls out ding dong <GaRlic_iv> i hope thats not your dogs name dude
<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six <KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act like?! <setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20
<tipz> just remember kids <tipz> hippos eat strawberry ice cream <thadood> I'll keep that in mind next time I visit your mom.
<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!! <Revica4000>. . . . . . .
<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt <shagman> it must be 40 out <SourKey> your nuts <shagman> yeah, they're hot too
<kel> she's not great looking <kel> has looked better <kel> but has a funny nose <kel> thin and wear tight clothes <kel> hrm <kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl <kel> I'm gonna stop
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?" <AshPlississkin> no <oreth> yeah. me neither.