hQDB :: hacker Quote Database

Network Stats: 21142 Approved Quotes | 1 in Moderation Queue
#15614 [ + | - ] 357
<GaRlic> how you like my new name?
<drunkers> it stinks
#15612 [ + | - ] 553
<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else
#15610 [ + | - ] 235
<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like
hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that
#15603 [ + | - ] 135
*** treker has joined #ircop
<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll
just go run some errands.
#15594 [ + | - ] 305
<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my
parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you  dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me
#15593 [ + | - ] 212
? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of
2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm   *- 0.01% (checked email)
#15591 [ + | - ] 62
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck
#15584 [ + | - ] 473
<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE
ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS
AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!"
#15579 [ + | - ] 259
<enJoy> just the other day
<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna
strangle him"
<[zT]Lunchie> =-0
#15574 [ + | - ] 657
[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3
(hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net)
<WD_40> your nick is not acceptable.
<n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed
#15572 [ + | - ] 242
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!
#15571 [ + | - ] 39
<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes.
if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete
all your files.  if you stop by to see me, i will kill all
your processes, delete all your files, and remove your
account."
#15570 [ + | - ] 396
<piglet3> [info] #gaysm      5       Don't f*&% with the topic
PIG
<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they
can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'.
#15567 [ + | - ] 320
Bezoar    of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is
pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little
while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.
eval      sounds like religion
#15566 [ + | - ] 324
Leftist   i like songs where they count or spell things, to
fill space.
Eeyore    so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist?
#15565 [ + | - ] 293
pinkboy   so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to
1200lbs?
ScottM    <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your
1200lb wife?
pinkboy   I can't imagine that it would be too difficult,
unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina.
#15562 [ + | - ] 293
<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a
non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that?
#15561 [ + | - ] 135
*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast
augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak
#15557 [ + | - ] 265
<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs
<travolta> 15 year olds can drive?
<ismell> permit
<MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live
<ismell> colorado
<travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have
guns and trench coats
#15553 [ + | - ] 146
*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
*Eskimo* just play along.  These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar)
#15550 [ + | - ] 363
<\broken> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell
#15528 [ + | - ] 162
<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :]
#15519 [ + | - ] 297
<ouija> He likes to hit on girls
<ouija> and then go like
<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER!
#15517 [ + | - ] 6
<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US
set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into
the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight.
#15514 [ + | - ] 519
<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers
<treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per
chunk of meat
<treaps> \m/
<ouija> Thats a good ratio
<treaps> general tso is pussy though
<ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle
Chinese doom peppers!"
<treaps> WHAT U TINK?
<treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE?
#15510 [ + | - ] 159
<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a
warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings.  I guess you need to
have a spare handy.
<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family
dinners.
#15508 [ + | - ] 295
<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than
your ancestor apes
<fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape
ancestors
<fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede
your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine
#15507 [ + | - ] 287
<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying
to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it?
#15493 [ + | - ] 396
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha
#15491 [ + | - ] 256
<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them
#15485 [ + | - ] 161
<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on
IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself
doing so.
#15482 [ + | - ] 97
<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos
#15476 [ + | - ] 18
<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time
of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p |
Size:58.1mb]
<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh
#15475 [ + | - ] 164
<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't
be shewed upon...
<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while
ago,
<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo...
#15470 [ + | - ] 346
<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens
his mouth and manage to put another cock in it
#15469 [ + | - ] 11
<mota> I WAS RIGHT
<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
<mota> and tennis balls up her ass
#15467 [ + | - ] 376
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was
vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this
channel work, I think
#15466 [ + | - ] 166
<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it,
6, 7 months have passed...
<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit?
#15464 [ + | - ] 190
<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into
the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might.  we should be careful.
#15460 [ + | - ] 219
<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the
fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I
said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so
we don't have to download stuff for dinner"
#15457 [ + | - ] 1433
<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight?  A Z-Fighter from dragon
ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of
things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go
really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen
before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will
never really know
<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a
pussy looks like?
#15454 [ + | - ] 242
[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!
[Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent
your life this close to my crotch.
#15451 [ + | - ] 1545
<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video
of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament
'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.
<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting
Oswald?
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by
Jack_Ruby.
<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in
prison!
<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say
"JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz"
#15450 [ + | - ] 287
<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet
<merl> we've adapted
<merl> webbed feet n shit
#15448 [ + | - ] 159
<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor?
#15445 [ + | - ] 165
<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if
i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least
eat
<[y]> early morning theology
<[y]> film at 11
<BillDcat^> lol
<BillDcat^> ya
<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value
meals?
<[y]> i know i do
<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture &
eat it 2
<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it
#15444 [ + | - ] 257
<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do
it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise
sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock
Eating
<Deke> lmao
#15438 [ + | - ] 543
<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics
<teddyg> i can really connect w/ him when i read/listen to his
lyrics
<brakums> are you 12?
#15437 [ + | - ] 205
<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another
cd-rom drive all of a sudden
<WarBuddha> sigh
<WarBuddha> my computer hates me
*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
#15436 [ + | - ] 564
<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ
<Inferno> he's black u fag
<Godfather> oh