<Setups> is it a forest fire? <Setups> I CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM MY HOUSE <SneakyPete> wtf going on setups? what state? <Setups> its in alberta <Setups> canada <Raider|FIRE> must be forest fire <travelyan> they have fire in canada? <Setups> fuck you <Setups> eh
<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :) <z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese? <z2-Fool> and you're a slope? <z2-Fool> :) <juji> :( <juji> i'd cry <juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits
<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati? <|TIA|PoP> nope <|TIA|PoP> not i <EmSea> was i talking to you
<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work, I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat <^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch..... <^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow
<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders! <Xtreee> ZondrZout, I am @ the stage where I am happy when my code works :) <ZondrZout> My boss is at the stage where he's happy when I work
<loud_as_it_getz> yea well <@KittenAssassin> ......... <loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc?? <@KittenAssassin> no <Simwolf> nope <@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC <Simwolf> no one at all <@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place <Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul <loud_as_it_getz> wich is? <@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC <@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC *** Quits: loud_as_it_getz (mary@210.50.66.28738) (Need more parameters)
<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult <andyd> but it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY LICENSES FOR SOFTWARE WHEN THE LICENSES HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN FROM SALE, <gardron> lol <gardron> client? <andyd> I can't tell. For a moment I thought that it was a brick wall.
<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW <niff|n> "his penis" * anavrinny blinks <anavrinny> tetris? :P <Helios> and my penis <Helios> I am rubbing it against the tetris <niff|n> lucky you rin! <curious> He won't say whether he's a four-square long man or a _|_ shaped one. <Helios> ____|
<@dR¦> gn <@AN¦FunG> nn <@dR¦> nn ? <@AN¦FunG> night night <@dR¦> my granny used to say that <@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ? <@dR¦> :P <@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat
<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship.
<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME??? <[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P <aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^ <Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!! <Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift::: <Lilly-> omg <Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once <Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left <Hvatti> where can i find it <Tiger> hehe :D <aegis> at the left of your keyboard <Hvatti> ok thanx:: <Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!! <Lilly-> aamm <aegis> apparently it didn't <Lilly-> lol <Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT? <aegis> yes <aegis> you have to release the shift. <Lilly-> omg how sweet !! <Hvatti> like this? * Lilly- faints <aegis> yep, just like that
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. <Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." <Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that." <Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh." <Hack4Kix> "N, eh." <Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada... <Shao> g-eh
úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout <Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.''
<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson. <slurpee> hahahahahahahah <slurpee> so true <slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!" "shut up, canada."
<Kallahar> use telnet <Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet <Kallahar> well, try harder. maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way. <Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can
<fahrvergnugen> wow <fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb. <fahrvergnugen> neat. <fahrvergnugen> .... <fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB.
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code'
(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank (cypheh): its part of my daily life too (Pulse): aye (senn): same
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once <deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it <rwhom> did you get it right? <deimos> and then they looked at me <deimos> and wanted a single part answer <deimos> so i thought for a second <cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job.
<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong <mute> red, that's what i tell my woman
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :)
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection
[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles [][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck <Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping <WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it <WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called <Swarthy_Foreskin> bah <Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women <Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off <Catalyst88> and theirs <Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute. <The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire. <The_Frymaster> You pervert.
<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god <DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping Calvin Coolidge though
* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese. <kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though? <Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^
<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter <cardinal> under similar circumstances <alayna> :blink: <cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found <cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid, <cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed <cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and <cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack <cardinal> of flush lever <Deke> and the *ding* when he finished <cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it <cardinal> wasn't a Selectric"
<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies. <maladono> never <Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-< <Venom|WorkProblem> lol <Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands... <[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show. <maladono> im no slut! <[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited.
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya? <DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here. <rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining <rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something
* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com) <@tatpoop> Hi dad. <@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_; <@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES
<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand".
<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port <sCuber> ?:P <sCuber> playstation ? <mos6581> no <sCuber> i got a microsoft optical <sCuber> playstation2 exists
<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall. <Dzarg> lol :))) <Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message. <Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it?
<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2"
<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects. <Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?" <Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do." <Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.." <Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand. <Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy <river> it's a boolean thing
ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8)
<@Cyb> wtf is it < tom> like pictionary < tom> it sounds gay but its actually really fun < tom> until people start drawing pictures of kkk people with NIGGERS DIE written on them < tom> but that only happened this one time
ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes <ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire
<bring> My mom, out of the blue <bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army <bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people"