<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off
<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too <Nija> boy, was she pissed
<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter
<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes
<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than that faggot bill gates... <shadowylight> really... THATS COOL... <erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door <shadowylight> wutever ::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66 (miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca); <shadowylight> erik?! <shadowylight> brb kalling erik <weezelpunk> sure thing buddy <shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected......
<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in other land).(ÇøÍ íÇ Òãä ÇáÚÌÇíÈ ÇáÐí ÇÐÇ ÝÊÍÊ Ýãß ÞÇáæÇ ãÏÑí ãÇáß)i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he doesnt know what is round to him and they d
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@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer
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<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates <drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid <[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking <drunker> my wallet
<TRiP]> so you got a bf? <wersa666> yeah, you have a gf? <TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though <wersa666> ok...
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script. <Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so.
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter <theraven> a what? <_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry! <theraven> i get you now
[01:03am] ·ct· last night [01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom [01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in [01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits [01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light [01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom [01:03am] Necro ...
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine? <Nighthawk> Caffeine <StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-) <Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter
<Azadre> Computers kick ass <Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today <Azadre> My ass hurts <Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men *** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) *** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) <RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint <Puedlfor> I do what I can
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/ 16502 <abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502? <IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back.. <abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.
--> guest (~SportsCar@166.111.6.93) has joined #lgl * guest ´ó½Ð£º¾ÈÃü°¡£¡ ¾ÈÃü°¡£¡ <khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up <khalek> this is not #perl
(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? (ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw <^Matt^> :/ <Windogg> doh <^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time <^Matt^> like this was the one <^Matt^> :) <Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one" I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak <Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ? <Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u <Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for? <Einstein> Time's up! <Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight <filo> what an upstanding individual
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( <blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests <blur_> and like <blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? <Temps> cause you wasn't opped first <collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me. <collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month. *** collie has left channel #netcom
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood <end> haha *** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
<s___> nair is scary <s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store <s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your nostrils into a trash can
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS <luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL <luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE <luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc? <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good.
<deltax> your not to smart <SofaKing> too smart <SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
<morbid> I had this plan <morbid> i was going to join the band <morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there. <morbid> it would explain it all
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the
gov't
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing
<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself <GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir <EdgeCrusher> sorry <EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder