[01:03am] ·ct· last night [01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom [01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in [01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits [01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light [01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom [01:03am] Necro ...
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine? <Nighthawk> Caffeine <StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-) <Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :)
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter
<Azadre> Computers kick ass <Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today <Azadre> My ass hurts <Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men *** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) *** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor) <RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint <Puedlfor> I do what I can
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/ 16502 <abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502? <IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back.. <abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future.
--> guest (~SportsCar@166.111.6.93) has joined #lgl * guest ´ó½Ð£º¾ÈÃü°¡£¡ ¾ÈÃü°¡£¡ <khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up <khalek> this is not #perl
(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? (ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw <^Matt^> :/ <Windogg> doh <^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time <^Matt^> like this was the one <^Matt^> :) <Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one" I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak <Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ? <Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u <Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron?
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for? <Einstein> Time's up! <Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight <filo> what an upstanding individual
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :( <blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests <blur_> and like <blur_> theres naked men out there apparently
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me? <Temps> cause you wasn't opped first <collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me. <collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month. *** collie has left channel #netcom
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood <end> haha *** Signoff: end (Excess Flood)
<s___> nair is scary <s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store <s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your nostrils into a trash can
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS <luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL <luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE <luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD.
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc? <throwback> when the fuck does that happen?
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good.
<deltax> your not to smart <SofaKing> too smart <SofaKing> your not that bright yourself
<morbid> I had this plan <morbid> i was going to join the band <morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there. <morbid> it would explain it all
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the
gov't
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing
<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself <GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head"
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir <EdgeCrusher> sorry <EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles? <archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op <DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!! <dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson
<nonplused> anal sex is funny <nonplused> but hey <nonplused> not that id turn that shit down
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time <eden2> ...the whole movie, that is
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls <eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :) <eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys <hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition? <deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week <deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth <zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. <Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared <Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"
<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."
<PTM> when i was ten... <PTM> (interesting story, no?) <PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl <PTM> and like <PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling <PTM> with penetration <PTM> but no orgasms. <Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10? <PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose
<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger
<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music.