<tortoise> what should i name my turtles? <archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op <DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!! <dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson
<nonplused> anal sex is funny <nonplused> but hey <nonplused> not that id turn that shit down
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time <eden2> ...the whole movie, that is
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls <eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :) <eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys <hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition? <deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week <deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth <zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm
<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know. <Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared <Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?"
<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute."
<PTM> when i was ten... <PTM> (interesting story, no?) <PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl <PTM> and like <PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling <PTM> with penetration <PTM> but no orgasms. <Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10? <PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose
<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger
<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music.
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!! <evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women <kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b? <evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated <kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337!
<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver <Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no? <James> are you muslim?
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright <ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer <Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright <Jenova>: He's a scary mofo
Zedd: i fucking hate kids. IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever. Zedd: Fucking annoying brats. They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources. IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends!
<player> oh i lag hard <geez> lag=? <player> that means my connection is slow <geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty..
<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway <pKx> how do you clean that shit up? <`72`Monte> lol pkx :> <spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock <spazzer> oh <spazzer> wrong topic
<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere <Abbadaba> yes <Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me <Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death <Abbadaba> amen
[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il [:: riksta] --> leet dialup [:: riksta] --> i feer u [:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup [:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48 [:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh [:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity
<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;(
toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"
[02:17:43] +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me" [+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em [@Miz] i'll +wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper [Sarcho] flaccid? [+wysiwyg] oh fuck off
<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair <GIJosh> you had 50?
*** NeoCid[nothere] is now known as NeoCid [learninggermanhistory] <imag|WC3> I thought it said "learning nigger man history" at first
<Funk> I need money fast. <wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea <Funk> What? <wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque <Funk> And then? <wildkarrdex> and then what?
<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule.
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/ <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall <[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt
<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into the recycling bin.
<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands...... <+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"?
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain? <Adie> owwwie <Cel|Work> its quick <HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast <HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today <pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk.
(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG (@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION (@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better (@Cloud7): i doubt it
(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D (Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true
(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing...
<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume: Domestic Goddess <- Me <Wilik> so you were a house wife? <JessiA> No <JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot <Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part <JessiA> basically <Courtland> lol <Courtland> so you are a house? <Wilik> I guess that makes you a house
(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now (@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls (@Grantfly): they might not like that