(@Kensey): what's a cack (@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS (@Kensey): cool i have a cack
<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :( <type[s]> bah <type[s]> i'm 22 <type[s]> i think <type[s]> yeah, 22
<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like <[ryan]> in a cold sweat <[ryan]> trying to get that mother down
<[ryan]> jack i have more mariokart hours than your airline pilot has flight hours on flights <class> hours or not <class> ill let my shells do the talking <class> and your ass do the eating <[ryan]> in a pure race i'd own you <[ryan]> weapons only make things more complicated <class> thats like saying 'when you take the hard element out of the game I ROCK
<Wilik> I should make a virus <Wilik> one that installs the bible on the a computer <Fishbait> rofl <Fishbait> that'd be a huge as bible <Fishbait> err virus <Wilik> rofl <Wilik> yea <Wilik> it goes in <Wilik> and everytime you open a .avi <Wilik> it'll say thats against the law of god <Fishbait> the lord shall smite thy porn <Wilik> and crash wmp
<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible <Wilik> but it might corrupt my computer
<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the rest of us...perverts
<ElZango> I was introduced to Tolkein by a trio of British social scientists in Peru who also introduced me to Marxism. <ElZango> They tossed LotR at me and said "it's reactionary, but amusing." I was 11. <FuzLogic> <ElZango> they let me sleep in the closet when I was good.
<@odoyle> guess how much the whole divorce costed me? <+xenu> 100,000$ <@odoyle> not a penny <@odoyle> the nice lawyer lady next door did it for free <@[KdAwG]> odoyle: boom boom? <@odoyle> nah <@[KdAwG]> pft <@[KdAwG]> you know you hit that ;)
<+CmOrHaIr> i can put a computer together and be prepareing the hdd in 20 min <+CmOrHaIr> or 15 even <+Jackworks> CmOrHaIr: if u do it in 15 i bet i can make it in 14 * ^Caliban makes sure to avoid any computers put together by Cmor or Jack
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<@dos622> apple told his parents he was gay <@dos622> so he could go on a overnight type trip with a girl
<@crystalis> I wish I had a vagina <@crystalis> I'd keep stuff in it <@crystalis> like car keys and stuff
<prick> "ALRIGHT LIVEJOURNAL FRIENDS IM KILLING MYSELF NOW! PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS TELLING ME NOT TO! SEE YOU TOMORROW FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF "IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF [CURRENT MUSIC: NIN]"
<hewbert> goths have been progressivly wearing less clothing as the years have gone by <hewbert> how shamless! <hewbert> they should be progressivly wearing more and MORE clothing <hewbert> until they are bundled up with 200 pound parkas <Unfy> they would have names like goth_eskimo_69 <hewbert> you could save on facepaint by using snow
<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of dev manager in windows xp? it says it cannot delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot
<Baby_Gurl16> Does any one here have a thousand dollars i could borrow to bail my boyfriend out of jail with if so please msg me
<prick> guess who gets to touch breasts daily? IT'S ME. <prick> god just imagine, jojo your life <prick> you wake up in the morning. BREASTS <prick> you eat some lunch. BREASTS. <prick> RIPE, FIRM AND WAITING TO BE TOUCHED <prick> I WOULD LOVE THAT! OH WAIT.....
<radar1976> want it? <Spamalope> depends <Spamalope> how big is it? <radar1976> 6 inchs <radar1976> kidding! <radar1976> how big is too big? <Spamalope> Well.. I don't want to be downloading all day <radar1976> nah <radar1976> if I had the space I would put it on my co lo site <radar1976> but I can't :( <Spamalope> that's okay <Spamalope> are you just going to send here or what? <radar1976> no putting in on my web server <Spamalope> sounds good :P <Spamalope> just tell me where it's at when you're ready <radar1976> give it 4 mins <Spamalope> Bah. You're done in 4 mins? <Spamalope> What a waste of 6 inches :P
<Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, LEMMER... A LOT OF BEER <lemmer> HOORAY <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, COOLZX... A GIRLFRIEND <coolzx> NOW I HAVE 34 <Santa_Claus> FOR YOU, BENCO... A BOYFRIEND <Benco> ^_^
<Fishfood> EVERYONE NET PERSON I HAVE MET HAS ENDED UP SUCKING MY COCK <Eurakarte> WOW, I HAVE GOT TO MEET YOU <Funk> that's why I don't want to meet you <Fishfood> I HARDLY THINK THAT'S YOUR CHOICE <Fishfood> YEAH I BET THE ONLY REASON FUNK DOESN'T WANT TO MEET ANYONE IS THAT HES ONLY JUST STARTED HIGH SCHOOL <Funk> That's why Fish wants to meet me
<prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names <prick> Or change them <prick> "JESSICKA" "TIPHANIE" <prick> Do you really think that your child will be unique or sparkling because of the confusion associatedwith their name? <prick> All you're doing is setting her up for a lifetime of spelling out her name to strangers
<Funk> I just watched the Tomb Raider film <Lammy> WOW YOU WONT WATCH HARRY POTTER BUT YOU WILL WATCH TOMB RAIDER <Funk> UHH I watched Harry Potter the night it opened, spastic <Lammy> OH <Lammy> BESIDES YOU JUST USED THE WORD 'SPASTIC' <Lammy> WHICH NEGATES ANY POINT YOU MAKE ON ACCOUNT OF BEING RETARDED
<usrg> cigarettes are carcinogenic, too <oink2u> actually, it's the smoke that you inhale from the cigarette that's carcinogenic <usrg> well DUH :-P <usrg> you don't eat the damn thing!
<homerj`> what do I know? I load slashdot and get a pink screen <splice> sounds like your sex life
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697 *** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415 *** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273 *** Whitney is now known as Guest15303 <Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961. <Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8) <Flirbnic> ... <Flirbnic> I have no life. <TheRealMatt> no... no you don't
<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful. <AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi... <Arcman> That's why, see. That took up all your brain space.
Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky <Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long.
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins... <Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt <Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners <Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection? <Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called <hydro-> euthanasia
<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when noone else is home
<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff
(). Don't do it
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak? <Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did. <milencho880> i invented it <Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots.
<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account: <Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with blinking text.
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small. <PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability" <jtstocker> ha ya <jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car <jtstocker> asshole
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks. <EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus. <FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe. ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house....
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner <jodaro> mm, free food <stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner? <jodaro> no <stu> damn
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc <clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type [@PMV] its easy [@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard [@PMV] step 2: repeat
<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P <SoulSteal> marlais: you finally killed one, eh?
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75? <@Breathe> 138. <@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that. <Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :)
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:( <SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle <SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once <@Breathe> ... <SirPrux> man did it hurt <@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber? <huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber