<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point <MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random <MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards <MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too <MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck. <MrCoulomb> and there is your card <MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades <MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck <Mort-Hog> How did you do that?..
<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse <Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled.
<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD! <Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE <FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK
<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles <Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker. <MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse...
<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3' <Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental.
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado. <Ashe> busy * Dingy feels busty this spring
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v * MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away <MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys!
<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm?
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend? <Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three.
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is <Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is <Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do <Aximili> What is it, then? <Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram <Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know..
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh... <SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end.
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils <Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D
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<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately? <Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell <Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :] <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers <Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter. <SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z <Piccolo> Damm you
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable <Darth-Phenom> This place sucks
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @
<SarahS> You can remove testicles? <Phenom6996> Yep <Phenom6996> and breasts <Phenom6996> It requires special tools <ajplus1> yeah....a knife
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does <AutistiCat> What does it do? <Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe <zardolf> how will you get out? <Ajplus1> I don't think that far
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies <MrMonkey> healers use it <MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is <BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)
<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo <TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2 <TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2 <TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even <TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! <ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel? <ThePython> i mean wmros <ThePython> i mean mrwos <ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory. <AndrewT> freaky <AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful
<Chariset> Aie...got to run. Fencing. <Chariset> Bye, all *** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P <Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable <ToastyX> I never get peered from it. *** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn. <DET> all I got was channel info <DjLizard> :D <DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts <_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts <wisteria101> see a doc <[cr0wz]> i wonder why * FadeJade sees a connection
<Sumez> Q3 arena test <Aximili> What is it? <Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!? <Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is <Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know <Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P <SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4? <Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america <Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG <NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal <Khalal> What does he look like? <NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
<ToastyX> :b <Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?
<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory" <CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
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<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face <psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language <psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks
<bugg> hrm <bugg> $280 million jackpot <bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars