<@jade> i wanna jenny jones makeover <@skold> 1-800-96-jenny? <@jade> NOT JENNY CRAIG
<missing> a chick walks by, u wish u could sex her <missing> but ya standin on the wall like u was poindexter! <akaIDIOT> since when is sex a verb? <corngrits> i had sex <corngrits> isnt that a verb ? <ceraph> no, thats a miracle
<TC|crapping> I AM HOMOSEXUAL AND SHOULDN'T LEAVE MY STUPID GAME LOGGED IN WHEN I GO TO THE RESTROOM. <TC|crapping> Love, TC's wife.
<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body
<Guyp> i want to join the red army and then kill the capitalist snake! <Guyp> hmmm <Guyp> you cant join the russian army online :(
<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(
<Charion> hmm... lets see what other horrible ways might one inflict pain and death on ones self. we've got ripping off your own face disembowlment by belly button. any other ideas? <BlakHawc> A simple one: be run over, feet first, by a very slow-moving steamroller. <Jarp> Blak: And then you sorta bounce back up and grab a compressed air tank and reinflate yourself and your false eyes pop out? <BlakHawc> Jarp: Well, only if you're a toon. Otherwise, you're pretty much fucked.
<Kibe-Work> btw <Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world <Kibe-Work> my work is going <Kibe-Work> well most of us <Semicidal> AHehAEh cool] <Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating.
* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/ <Mad-Cow> You can get them <@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D <Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em <@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife...
<Zip-> hi RedMage <Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body <RedMage> ... <RedMage> that's like <RedMage> my best friend <RedMage> you sick fuck <RedMage> i'm my own best friend <RedMage> omg <RedMage> you WANT ME
<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband <PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother
<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs <Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer <Lan> ...
<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh <@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need?
<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive <@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :) <SourMilkisBad> scan it! <SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
<Farnarcle> you use mIRC? <EvilElmo`> whats mIRC? <Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy <EvilElmo`> whats IRC?
<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D <Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz
<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me <@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words: <@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades
<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly
<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.
< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating?
<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded <icas0r> i think he a fed =[ <rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp <rightie> they cut back on funding
<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13 <Samhain> that guys must have been desperate
<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online? <GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you
<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch
<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty? <Chirako> Gravy Train. <Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap. You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it. <Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food.. <Chirako> It was NOT dog food! <Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food! * Chirako looks at Mommy <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD! <Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/ <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_< <Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag * Chirako gags <Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich, <Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of <Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices. <Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can <Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal, <Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves. * Chirako graons <Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her <Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have: <Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin <Disco_Ernie> Glossy coat <Disco_Ernie> Strong teeth and bones <Disco_Ernie> Builds and maintains body tissue <Disco_Ernie> Efficient digestion <Disco_Ernie> Clear eyes <Chirako> ..I should have known. <Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast
<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com <@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\ <@charlie_x> it says <@charlie_x> "ok i wont"
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince. <Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.
Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her. <Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS! Meeko cries as gerbils plop out
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better. <Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace. <Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?" Ouija Board: NO "Why not?" Ouija Board: SEX "Oh. Goodbye"
<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos? <NC> That's.. scary. <Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end. <Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee.
<Toby> cheese whiz sucks. <Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor. * bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68 * bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard)
*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO *** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT *** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO
<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it
<fecolalia> i try and be humble <fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU <fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pele> cookies and milk is the shit <pele> true thug snack <sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug <pele> you think he buys all those presents?
<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight <godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP <tarmac> TO GO AWAY
<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc <sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though. <unswornangel> what? how so? <sportsdoc> I rest my case
<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer"
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit <KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff