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#12026 [ + | - ] 375
<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops
again
<derF> heh.. i'm lazy
#12018 [ + | - ] 218
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that
rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
#12017 [ + | - ] 394
<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries
to send your hard drive to a japanese company?
#12008 [ + | - ] 363
<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?
<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself
#12004 [ + | - ] 628
<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds.
#11996 [ + | - ] 142
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character
based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for
fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it
anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
#11994 [ + | - ] 96
<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */
return 0; }
#11987 [ + | - ] 427
*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat
chics and skinny guys.'
#11986 [ + | - ] 591
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was
pretty impressive.  If I had any idea the file manager on a
macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!  Is
there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
#11981 [ + | - ] 431
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times
<huzyrdadi> in all five films?
<@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
#11978 [ + | - ] 863
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for
STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ
<melvin> booz stabbed a teacher???
<Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
#11973 [ + | - ] 236
<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of
asian porn
<Tribespr0n ok
<Tribespr0n> wtf
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
#11969 [ + | - ] 262
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you
know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on
your chair.
#11967 [ + | - ] 287
<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get
porn for them
<Xyonz> which i find amusing
<Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn
<Xyonz> :
<_rb> are they hot?
<Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are
#11964 [ + | - ] 365
<MAC_OS_X> why is everybody an asshole on here?
#11960 [ + | - ] 319
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek
<Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP,
but not your home phone #
<Steve> You're a geek
#11956 [ + | - ] 241
<susan> haloooooo
<Phuser> susan
<Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one
*** susan is now known as Guest70397
#11955 [ + | - ] 117
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours
drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs
<@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours?
<@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting
<@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit
#11943 [ + | - ] 385
<Normandy>  I like Pixie's spelling late at night
<Pixie_Pete>  kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
#11937 [ + | - ] 22
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and
they didn't accept it
<molesto> :(
#11934 [ + | - ] 263
<jaydogg14!#devart> is anyone here from europe and hate
americans, please msg me for this damn homework i gotta do
#11924 [ + | - ] 233
<@tag> cant wait for zero state devices :)
<@tag> no wires, no external power
<@tag> just IS
<@Syfoon> tag, by then, we'll be 4ft high, grey, abducting
stupid, fat hicks and shoving probes up their asses
#11923 [ + | - ] 167
<Rann-chan> 0123.
<Rann-chan> Er, sorry. ^^;
<Reddjango> at least we know you can count to 3 ^_^
<Gary> And like a C programmer, too. :)
<Rann-chan> Of course I can. That's the number of guys a girl
can take without using her hands, right? n.n
#11918 [ + | - ] 42
<neritz> you're not canadian are you?
<Oozeman> =o
* Oozeman stops mid-sip
<perfekt> no, sadly, i'm a nebraskan ;(
<Oozeman> whew
#11909 [ + | - ] 246
<verb`> baby blue pumas are guy shoes?
<Twilo`> yes
<molesto> i might not know how to dress, but i know how not to
invite a serial assfucking by the entire crew of an aircraft
carrier
<Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<molesto> <Twilo`> baby blue isnt a girls color
<verb`> any color preceded by baby is a girl color
<molesto> i'll pretend you didn't say that
<Twilo`> dude u serious?
<molesto> any colour preceded by baby gets you on the
paedophile register
<Twilo`> u stuck in the 90's?
<molesto> no i'm stuck back in the days when people that wore
shoes like that didn't have anuses like exit wounds
#11906 [ + | - ] 536
<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way
#11902 [ + | - ] 196
<Pirelli> ooo thats what i want to buy, a computer made by
company whose ceo meets
a cow in a secret place every night
#11901 [ + | - ] 159
<MikEE-Boy> shit. girls in #mp3rave are like gum in elementary
school. you
bring some for yourself, you better have one for everybody.
#11892 [ + | - ] 396
<lb-> They kept telling me I couldn't talk to a doctor.
<lb-> I was like "Well, I drank a good amount of my own pee.
I'D LIKE TO SPEAK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR."
#11888 [ + | - ] 212
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a
party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs
#11887 [ + | - ] 438
<justin> why does bitchx sound so excited:
<justin> -:- BitchX: Join to #tenet was synched in 1.161
secs!!
<justin> it's like WOW man!!
<asm-X> cz, it's a hot little BitchX?
<asm-X> with nothing but secs!! on her mind
#11885 [ + | - ] 189
@@ SignOff Jericon: (Installing Hotline 1.8 Be back later)
<xmatt> that requires signing off IRC?
<HHunter> Heh.. if it does, I'm not installing it.
#11882 [ + | - ] 216
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama
#11876 [ + | - ] 184
<[BDT]Karma> put the chicken mushroom [ramen] outside
<[BDT]Karma> and wait with a club
<[BDT]Karma> maybe a squirrel will come by
<[BDT]Karma> and you will have food for another day
#11874 [ + | - ] 337
<GIJosh> do you still  have an MP3 server robin?
<robin> yes
<GIJosh> same place as before?
<robin> nope
<GIJosh> where is it?
<robin> 127.0.0.1
<GIJosh> cant connect
<GIJosh> default port?
#11860 [ + | - ] 402
<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?
<Fozzie> bah
<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.
<dithi> you get what you pay for
<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
#11859 [ + | - ] 22
* XellInBlack is now known as Xellchiri
<BloodFromStone> No longer in black?
<Xellchiri> No, still in black
<Xellchiri> just no longer watching MiB
<BloodFromStone> heh
<BloodFromStone> New one, or the first?
<Xellchiri> First
<Xellchiri> I want to make my dad take me to see the new one
tonight
<Xellchiri> I figure it can be the new hotness to his old &
busted
#11851 [ + | - ] 27
<styx> fera is an old lady?
<+Saiko> yes styx
<styx> you prune
<@PikaChan> i think "prude" would be more accurate :)
#11849 [ + | - ] 261
<MelissaGod> lol, I accidentally just flushed the toilet and
the pipe for the toilets was off in the basement and mine and
everyone elses urine went all over
<MelissaGod> wills parents not happy :(
<MelissaGod> i thought it was funny but i tried my hardest not
to laugh
<TheSpatulaOfLove> well
<TheSpatulaOfLove> that's a greeting
<MelissaGod> the people in the basement with mine and everyone
elses urine on them were not please
<MelissaGod> ho hum
<MelissaGod> pleased*
<MelissaGod> just thought i'd share
<MelissaGod> gotta go match socks...
* MelissaGod has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset
by peer))
<Ouroboros> Um.
<Arilyn> hahaha
<Ouroboros> I think it's safe to say that E-van doesn't date
her for her intelligence.
#11841 [ + | - ] 558
<iNoah> "hi, I'm a lisp virus.  please read me with an emacs
mail reader and eval me."
<moof> (defun email-virus-hook 'my-virus)
<iNoah> s/defun /add-hook '/
<kermit> Noah takes defun out of everything.
#11839 [ + | - ] 383
<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps
#11836 [ + | - ] 139
<Luna`> I need to start getting out there and...
<Luna`> prodding buttocks
#11832 [ + | - ] 154
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the
terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\
#11827 [ + | - ] 871
<|nLv|Dasyati> a haiku by Dasyati
<|nLv|Dasyati> LOLOL
<|nLv|Dasyati> ROFLMAO
<|nLv|Dasyati> STFU fag
#11825 [ + | - ] 294
... signoff!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS(Ping timeout)
... join!#linuxhelp -> SpamapS
(~clint@ip-208-252-253-53.muca.asurf.net)
<SpamapS> Guess who can't tell the difference between the
monitor's power cable and the *firewall*'s power cable?
#11820 [ + | - ] 333
<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza
#11803 [ + | - ] 695
<Zammbo> If you have young children, avoid purchasing bleach
products bearing pictures of Pikachu drinking the bleach.
#11801 [ + | - ] 54
<dan_> WILL PACKET FOR LS6
<medic> I'll buy your car for a dollar
<dan_> for a dollar I wouldn't let you wash my car
#11794 [ + | - ] 249
<Kimmay> yeah but these are real ppl: they took me (for free)
form an XT to a 386, from a 2400 to a 14.4 from a CGA to an
EGA and from DOS 2.1 to 5.0 ALL FREE
<medic> and do these "real" people still use a UNIVAC?
<Kimmay> whats that?
<medic> your next upgrade.
#11784 [ + | - ] 509
<Dunrick> My iq is 20/20