<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly
<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob.
< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused
<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating?
<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded <icas0r> i think he a fed =[ <rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp <rightie> they cut back on funding
<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13 <Samhain> that guys must have been desperate
<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online? <GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you
<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch
<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty? <Chirako> Gravy Train. <Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap. You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it. <Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food.. <Chirako> It was NOT dog food! <Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food! * Chirako looks at Mommy <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD! <Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/ <Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! <Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_< <Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag * Chirako gags <Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich, <Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of <Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices. <Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can <Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal, <Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves. * Chirako graons <Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her <Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have: <Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin <Disco_Ernie> Glossy coat <Disco_Ernie> Strong teeth and bones <Disco_Ernie> Builds and maintains body tissue <Disco_Ernie> Efficient digestion <Disco_Ernie> Clear eyes <Chirako> ..I should have known. <Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast
<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com <@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\ <@charlie_x> it says <@charlie_x> "ok i wont"
<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince. <Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples.
Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her. <Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS! Meeko cries as gerbils plop out
<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better. <Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter...
<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace. <Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?" Ouija Board: NO "Why not?" Ouija Board: SEX "Oh. Goodbye"
<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos? <NC> That's.. scary. <Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end. <Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee.
<Toby> cheese whiz sucks. <Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor. * bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68 * bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard)
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<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it
<fecolalia> i try and be humble <fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU <fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
<pele> cookies and milk is the shit <pele> true thug snack <sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug <pele> you think he buys all those presents?
<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight <godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape.
<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP <tarmac> TO GO AWAY
<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc <sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though. <unswornangel> what? how so? <sportsdoc> I rest my case
<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer"
<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit <KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff
<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops again <derF> heh.. i'm lazy
<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ? <PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly
<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company?
<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately? <@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself
<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood. <Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch? <LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :)
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chics and skinny guys.'
<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive. If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago! Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that?
<oreth> Jay and silent bob said the f-word 227 times <huzyrdadi> in all five films? <@Breathe> I think he means just in the trailer.
<mertine> at least he didn't get KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL for STABBING A TEACHER WITH A POCKETKNIFE BOOZ <melvin> booz stabbed a teacher??? <Gabooz> HE STARTED IT
<Tribespr0n> oh wait <Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn <Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up <Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn <Tribespr0n ok <Tribespr0n> wtf <Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array
<blitzoid> Goddamn... skid marks on underwear are bad, but you know you've been sitting for too long when you see them on your chair.
<Xyonz> there are gay girls in my class that use me to get porn for them <Xyonz> which i find amusing <Xyonz> since i hardly look at porn <Xyonz> : <_rb> are they hot? <Xyonz> not by most people's standards, but i'd say they are
<Gabooz> I wouldn't say I'm a geek <Steve> You live at a computer, and claim you know your IP, but not your home phone # <Steve> You're a geek
<susan> haloooooo <Phuser> susan <Phuser> now theres a soon to be guest nick if i ever saw one *** susan is now known as Guest70397
<@wyrd> ok if ya female hot n horny and live with a hours drive away from me ..... come over to my place in 2hrs <@NeoMatriX> why 2 hours? <@wyrd> the priest is here and i'm repenting <@wyrd> ße ßack În  ßit
<Normandy> I like Pixie's spelling late at night <Pixie_Pete> kick Normandy SUHT PU 0F0!!!11
<molesto> damn, i submitted "black pride" to oxymoron.com and they didn't accept it <molesto> :(