<Temujin> PRIDE AND PREJUDICE SUCKS COCK <Aboshirk> Bingley! Yes, he bites invisible biscuits. <Temujin> Does he? <Aboshirk> Yes. Watch the BBC thing and you'll see. <Temujin> Adam, my mom saw it. Said that Mrs. Bennet's voice made her want to smash the TV in. <Trucci> violent mom! <Aboshirk> That's an accurate response. <Temujin> The she said "OH YEAH!" like Randy Savage. <Max> then she snapped into a Slim Jim
<stizan> sof2 is pretty cool, exept when it crashes to the desktop and leaves my gamma all high, so windows blinds me and makes me reboot, then want to kill people
<GodofDeath> Do you people think that racism is funny or something? <GodofDeath> You are so dense because you are naive to what it's like to have racism effect you. <slick> I'm aware of it when a black person assume I have it good because I'm white, and that nothing bad happens to me because I'm white. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS TOO! <Alice> How dare you say I don't know what it's like to be a victim of racism, I was walking down the street yesterday when a blackie bumped into me. I had to run home instantly and wash. Don't fucking talk to me about being a victim.
Solo Herron: they have some pistols with big calibers Solo Herron: but if you add barrel length and large caliber then you have a bad ass pistol that breaks your wrist Solo Herron: You would have to do lots of pre-emptive masturbation to get your wrist in shape!
<Temujin> Holy shit. <Temujin> 300k/s from an fserve <SuperScott> Temujin what connection do you have <Temujin> Cable <Rawlings> no more "Will suck dick for bandwidth" signs on the interstate, huh tem <Alice`> Now it's just "Will suck dick"
<The_Fellator> She passed out on the couch so I covered her up, turned off the tv and left <Temujin> Covered her up with manchowder. <The_Fellator> I washed that off <The_Fellator> well <The_Fellator> with urine
<Astroboy> Im going to murder the next girl I ever hear make some comment about being over weight. <Astroboy> Unless the girl is like 500 pounds. <Trinity> I am so over weight. <Astroboy> Trinity way to be a absurdly difficult distance away for me to murder you.
::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com) <Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock. <Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr
<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant <\slick> take that
Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today? Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT"
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn <\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok. <hmne> Slow down, double what?
<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet... <ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute. <situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me
<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now <Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY
<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback? <kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off <kero> just to say i did <fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off on the moon.
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous <jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too
<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right?
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death? <mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death. <slurpee> impending death of your eyesight <mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors. <Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS <Fireklar> I hate those bastards
<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me.
<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up. "hello? *pause* yeah, she's right here. *glances at me* thirty-four C." me: "thirty-six." jason: "thirty-six c. yeah. bye."
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis <UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch
<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo? <jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran.
<orion> the cube is but an infant <orion> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes <orion> noticing files in weird places <orion> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications <Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW
<jre> God is a racist. Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others. <JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people?
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle. I sprayed a few cats. They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later. It was pretty funny.
<futard> IS YOUR NAME <futard> NICK BECKER? <strangury> no. <futard> ok good <futard> beacuse then you'd be me <futard> and that'd be awkward
<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot? Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe? <Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired <jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview <jre> show some leg and some nutsack
<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear! ***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus) <Kurt> Voila! <jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass! <Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER!
* Teufel is a moron <_wEaSeL_> well said <Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus? <jre> Batman <egg> Batman <jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO.
<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter. They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill. * jre is now known as SoccerMoms <SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN * SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians <Politicians> K
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking. <egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION <Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis
<cave> what does stfu mean?? <nso> shut the fuck up <cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad..
<orion> hold on here <orion> does the cube have a dvd drive? <Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom <orion> >< <orion> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates <orion> i don't know how to eject the cdrom <Amanda`> drag it to the trash can <orion> strike two
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them <Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole <Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back
<synk> ok <synk> I know this is a dumb question <synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is <synk> like bass or northern and stuff
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme <brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!' <brian-w> and they give you money