<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY PASSWORD <+darkmind> Report him :x <+darkmind> Or try to flood him off
<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers *** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp <Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing a mickey mouse hat
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message <EileenB> type /quit message *** Rammie has quit IRC (message) <EileenB> :D
<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks? <Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh <jablowme> those fucking fags.
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3? <Zappha> no <dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3 <evn|z> Thx... <evn|z> ... <evn|z> asshole
<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something <PreZ> but nooooo <PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies <PreZ> *sigh* <goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick. <Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot. <Mae|str0m> FUCK. <Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.
<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east.
<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else. <RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?
<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.
<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.
<Seros> Did you get my hat back? <Spleen> what kinda question is that? <Seros> An easy one?
<outlaws> that's so gay <joyrekz> speaking of gay <joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me? <outlaws> nope
<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(
<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England,
etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT
<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.
Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees *** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com) Lara: |\O_o/| * Lara rotates it back
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator? <Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe? <RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP! <RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL! <RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!
<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that <T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4 <Digimon> wot does that do <FanBoy> and a little window will pop up <FanBoy> its a secret *** Digimon has quit <FanBoy> it is an IQ test
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct? (alec_eso): 1, morganj (morganj): bastard.
<Kateryne> brb <Kateryne> back <Malcavious> front <Kateryne> side <Malcavious> middle <Malcavious> other side =P <Zarakinthish> bottom <Zarakinthish> top <Malcavious> no i wanna be on top <Zarakinthish> Of who exactly? <Kateryne> ....dude.... <Kateryne> ew.
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde
<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip <oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol <Path> IDIOT <Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home. I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room." She looked at me funny and then walked away.
<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass <@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks <@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one <@Path> hahahah
<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad. I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this: 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
* wrostek [~wrostek@HSE-Toronto-ppp296735.sympatico.ca] has joined #root <wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows? <Varak> ask in #windows <wrostek> They dont know <Varak> big suprise <Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too <wrostek> ok thanks
<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it <@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on <@oak> its me <@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over barry: woo Eoghann: how many til it plays dead? Zaren: </rimshot>
<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect <Sparky^> downloading all my porn
<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing? <GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ... <Jess> OK <Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different <Jess> how can I then <Jess> ?
*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh| *** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz *** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org *** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###) <v\zzz> IlhMansiz <v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban <v\zzz> nuff said later in a prv window : <IlhMansiz> sorry <IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
-(+MinioN5000)- k -(+MinioN5000)- installing -(+MinioN5000)- oh shit -(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation -(+MinioN5000)- wtf * @Cuthbert calls the police
<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking <rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit <rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it! <SEoD> hehe good excuse <rubio_> hahahahah <rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh <rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder <SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket <rubio_> hahahahah <SEoD> "go see a doctor"
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything <Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig <thePoizon> hehe <thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again <Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder? <Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
<Macca_> hi all <Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as easy as i thought it might be
<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical connection. Any one have any idea why? <munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable <meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?
Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit blurry?
<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137 <The_Cat> ? <Iluvatar> guess who's address that is <The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ???? * The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
<McEi8th> God damn it <McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong <McEi8th> It was pretty sick <Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad... * Pozzi runs
<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.