<Jubei301> So I walk into the room with the cat on my shoulder, facing backwards, and my stepdad is trying to watch TV, and I step in front of him, point at my cats ass, and say "ARG! shiver me timbers, its me one eyed parrot" and he laughed for a long time....my mom was just staring at me like im some kind of pervert. <Jubei301> What? doesnt everyone use their cats brown-eye for their punchlines?
* Basil|ArFr was promised a BJ from a member of the opposite sex if he gets a C in Literature. <Fozzie> I've heard of parents giving gifts for good grades, but this is ridiculous!
<Zorix> this room... heh.. its so immature <ichibod> fuck off dicklicker <Zorix> bite me fucktard
<astroDZ> i brought back marlbro 100s <astroDZ> a carton of them to smoke <astroDZ> i was told that were was enuff tar in 1 pack , to zip up all of freebsd and openbsd <astroDZ> anyone care to confirm?
<mag8|iron^^> I really want to masturbate. All of my friends are doing it. But there is a problem: I am a Roman Catholic, and my religion considers it a sin. I want to do it one time where should I do it, and how can I make it the most
<Birk> Since you know, you get to choose a name when you are pope <Birk> If I ever became pope I would choose the name Perri. <Birk> So then people would call me pope perri, and they would be forced to laugh whenever saying my name.
<ZackSmurf> ur a gay cs whore rnt u skratch <[-FeC-]sKratch> other than the gay and whore part, yes
HolyViper7: it could be worse :P Ebyan: It could be better HolyViper7: everything could be better Ebyan: everything could be worse HolyViper7: not oprah HolyViper7: she cant get any worse.
<Spooky42 > was taking a bath with my son the other day.. and he said.. daddy why is my penis different than yours?.. and i said.. because yours isnt erect <Ize > eew
<MEEPY> COULD SOMEBODY HELP ME!? I WANT TO PLAY DOOM2 OVER NETSCAPE, BUT CAN'T FIGURE IT OUT. I LOAD THE IDSOFTWARE SITE IN NETSCAPE , THEN START DOOM2 AND JOIN A MAP BUT I NEVER SEE ANY PLAYERS? IS IT JUST THAT THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MONSTERS? IF THAT'S THE CASE, I THINK I'M REALLY GOOD!!
<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client <pplante> hmm what to do what to do <omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post. <pplante> tried that <pplante> it didnt solve the problem though <omega> do it harder, it will solve mine. <pplante> die
<FagStone> DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWHOW TO DISABLE CAPSLOCK ON A LOGITECH CHORDLESS DESKTOP M#34256 KEYBOARD?
<freshmint> SHE is teen pr0n in the flesh <freshmint> Too bad she's fucked in the head
<EuRaSiAn`GuY> If Someone query's me typing #Channel, and there in a channel i have ops in, how do i auto ban them? <@netwerk> thats stupid <@netwerk> go sit in the corner and think about wat you just said
<hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level <@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents
<@netwerk> the kill i sent to nickop lagged so much that it killed me instead <@p00mint> HAHAHA
<CompuMan> The tragedy of Canada is they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they got American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
<netwerk> who the fuck are you and what do you want <mahone> ý want met you speak bat ý from en turkey <mahone> end ý can t gut speak en englesh
(+aileur): man you guys rock (+aileur): killed 120 people in a wedding (@SeeDee): news here says 20 (+JoeYoung): eh? (@headc4se): well they're canadian cd, so using the metric system (+JoeYoung): metric people (+JoeYoung): 1 standard person=6 metric people
<Gr1nR> I tell girls...\"I need a file - but its stuck in this archive named PANTS.ZIP - what should I do???\"
<Harrit> dv you arround? <Bionic_6> digital video it all around us <Bionic_6> it's in the air u breathe <Bionic_6> the water u drink <Bionic_6> the unconcisous girl u fuck <Bionic_6> everywhere <Harrit> dv8... you still around? <Harrit> smart ass
<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too <Bionic_6> yea <Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground
<cj_> this guy is selling STEAKS door to door <jej> SWEET. <cj_> he's hella pushy too. <jej> BUY MY STEAK! <cj_> he's giving her his cellphone number <cj_> he actually brought stake with him to show her <jej> LOOK AT MY STEAK! <cj_> he's showing her each piece of meat now <spides> ahaha <spides> Door to Door Meat <spides> maybe he's propositioning her in some weird fetishy way <cj_> this guy is a freak <cj_> if i had answered the door he woulda been gone about 10 minutes ago <cj_> who the hell does door-to-door at 8:30 <spides> who the fuck sells steak door to door <cj_> good fucking question. this guy might be a nut
<quatoria> it was high-larious <Acheron> wait...you mean you were high at the time and thought it was funny? <hep> high "at the time?" <hep> this implies a state of non-highness at some point <hep> :>
<Acheron> Don't hpb's brag about their l33t skillz and high ping when they're winning? <Xaotika> you think i have 1337 skills? HAHAHAHSAHASHAHAHAFA <Xaotika> they rest of you just suck :)
<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200 <Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;) <Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300 <cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :) <Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH.
<cj_> i hate it when someone at work has to point out to me that my shirt is both inside out and backwards. <jej> is it? <cj_> it is. <cj_> i pulled the whole Fashion Statement routine..
<Encapsulate> How come you never go shopping with me? <hep> cause you dont put out <Encapsulate> Dude, I so do. <Encapsulate> You even have pictures, that you taunt me with. <hep> lies! <Encapsulate> Sure, I was drugged up and unconscious, but I PUT OUT! <hep> well yeah you put out THEN <Encapsulate> You said so! <hep> but I mean i spent a FORTUNE in roofies!
* go_boy getting his haujobb on <jej> i read that as 'handjob' <go_boy> i assumed you would <jej> you can always count on me. <go_boy> for a handjob? <jej> of course. <go_boy> rockin.
<Trelane>it'd be really weird if we died at the same time <LOAF> We could die at 8/7 central.
<Kin-San> bizzy: monsters inc. XD <bizzy> i need to see that <Kin-San> its funny as all hell <Toast> yeah, good movie <hep> oooh yeah <hep> i <heart> that movie <hep> went and saw it with this lame guy though <hep> what is his name again? god he is a freak <Kin-San> lol <hep> (i went with Toast. Which is why this is funny, for the kids at home playing along) :> <Toast> I'm used to ladies not remembering my name <Kin-San> I figured something like this <Toast> cuz I'm such a play-ah <quatoria> you're such a play-ah they don't remember you? <quatoria> or is that just because of the ruhypnol?
<Encapsulate> I spent the last few minutes going over Liberache's online presence. <Encapsulate> I won't be having sex for a while.
<deimos> what are you installing? <hep> your mom <hep> YourMom v.2.4.5 <deimos> wow <deimos> yourmom kept panicing on me <hep> she does that deimos
BeHeMoTh101 : but he told my dad that the whores who worked for him were the most honest people he ever knew TX Luder : interesting TX Luder : i would think it would be quite hard to not be honest after youve had a dick in you ass TX Luder : thats when ya realize life needs to be taken seriously
<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data <Twid> cj: eek! <Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed. <Kin-San> 20k? holy... <cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today. <Kin-San> lol <Twid> good. as long as normal business procedures were followed
<cj_> i have symlinked pine to mutt on my system and put a reasonably cool .muttrc in everyone's home directory that uses pine <cj_> i may be a nazi, but they'll thank me later
<jej> i need to "find" a copy of q3a for os 9/X too.
<jej> and wolfenstein.
<Toast> I need to "find" a copy of "your mom" for "my wang"
<jej> ":("
<cj_> "hehe"
<Encapsulate> So <Encapsulate> I was going to say you should name thechild the next word I heard over the cube walls. <Encapsulate> Unfortunatly, the next word I heard was "Auschwitz"
<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I <Twid> really? i just got there <tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada. <jej> WHO DOESN'T. <Twid> they probably banned all of canada <Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada <tamara> 14.4
<Acheron> hep: :P <Acheron> And I say that from the bottom of my heart. <hep> please to not be sticking it out unless you intend on using it. <hep> today <Acheron> Well, my tongue is a little longer than most, but S.F. is a helluva reach, even for more gifted folks <Mitzy> despicable. <Acheron> Sorry. I don't get as much tongue-stretching exercise as I used to. <para> that's a .sigfile right there., <Acheron> keep your .sig out of my .file! perv!