<purr> nah, i'm gonna wait for him to come to me <Sorcerer> the scene from Gladiator comes to mind <Sorcerer> "I caught wind of a fish that waits on the bottom of the ocean for it's prey to take a nibble" <Sorcerer> "The prey nibbles more and yet, the fish does nothing..." <purr> Oh well, as long as I end up eaten in the end ;p
* kaori hugs Corey as a friend. <Surago> how else do you hug someone? <kaori> There are <kaori> different ways <kaori> to hug people <Surago> A very friendly hug consists of you hugging my legs while you suck my penis?
<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet <NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick.
<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online <Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES
<lungfish> your job like involved relocation AND gay sex <Rottencrotch> wuts ur point <LuftWaffle-away> he didnt want to relocate
<MoonFog> Accept my send!! <spark-> are you behind a firewall? <MoonFog> Yes. but i can send <spark-> Please consult your network administrator <MoonFog> I am, and i know it works <spark-> Please insult your network administrator
<mindran> ok i'm going to be fired <mindran> i made some thing generate random passwords for this app i just made <mindran> and sent it out <mindran> and some of them are horrible :( <mindran> i dont want to be the person who's password is now "hard14long" <mindran> or "like10come"
2( SilentSniper ) : I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What is the best game?" 14( OuT-4-BlooD ) : haha 02( SilentSniper ) : SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS
<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms? <True_Blue> I always turn them inside out, I'm selfish
<luminosity> No wait... I can do better than that. they should develop a neural connection so I can sit here and not even have to move. <martinb> sure. Can it write this requirements spec I'm working on, too? <luminosity> Why the hell not? <luminosity> While it's at it it can do my homework so I can concentrate on fun stuff. <martinb> so get working on it! <martinb> no, wait, recusion <martinb> damn
<lo-d0gg> man.. these quotes are funny as! <Ho-Train> what server/channel are you on? <lo-d0gg> uhm, no channels.. www.geekissues.org <Ho-Train> dammit! i can't connect.. <Ho-Train> [12:03:15am] *** Connecting to geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:24am] *** Connection attempt timed out <Ho-Train> [12:03:27am] *** Connect retry #1 geekissues.org (6667) <Ho-Train> [12:03:36am] *** Connection attempt timed out
<Mr_Grinch> i just burned my nose hair <Mr_Grinch> by trying to smell the flame of my lighter
<DIguana> Canada: Home of the largest French population never to surrender to Germany.
*** Vor sets mode: -b *!*f@*.ipt.aol.com *** Vor (disposable@=Uun814-ye4.cvx1-a.lei.dial.ntli.net) Quit (nexus.ca.us.webchat.org sauron.ca.us.webchat.org) <Yates> thats what you get for unbanning aol.
<Trendarth> wb <Yamatto> ta <Trendarth> np <@antix> why does everyone talk in two letters these days... <Trendarth> dk <Trendarth> because our society promotes slothenly behaviour <@antix> ok
]-eX-[Mad^AfK is x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de * nfwuor []-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
<Mike_McCormick> how do you change your name? i tried /nick Mike but it won't work <Mike> that's because I have that one dingleberry
DeusXMac: sex? themole: unzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more; yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep (Core dumped) general protection fault... core dumped.
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does." BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum
<etc> so tempting to release a product called 'nicotine' and wait for the patches. <etc> then i would have a reason to only apply one patch a day. otherwise, i'm going against medical advise.
<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse <shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference? <shqua> Err... <shqua> Mouse. shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud <DrFreud> Oh, my...
<luczzid> kinda funny that the corporate facist assholes at disney are using commy software like linux. fucking assholes
<Mr_CAD> let's try a different encoding.. <Mr_CAD> hehe ANSI <Mr_CAD> !translate en_zh test <CCU-Bot> TRANSLATING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> BABEL FISH The Web is full of suprises. Questions? Check out our FAQs. <Mr_CAD> lol <Mr_CAD> well, obviously it doesn't take ANSI :)
<Starchild> !define PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE <CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA. <CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2: <CCU-Bot> PCMCIA <CCU-Bot> <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International <CCU-Bot> Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry <CCU-Bot> Acronyms). <CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2) <Starchild> hey, fuck you
<!5_DeR> you didnt just read what one guy on a forum said and accepted it as truth <NoDamage> yes i have <NoDamage> i find the internet to be pretty reliable
<hh> have u ever fucked nickelodean gak? <hh> i have <hh> its awesome <hh> i call it masturbation goo
<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along <Mass> you have it ? <Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 fucking CD <Mass> ohh dood send <var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that <var> and we can still be friends
Greg um...: west is that way.. ---> juggalett_chick: no thats north here Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way...
<kinijima> why do they keep programming labs so fucking cold? <aalti> so the computers don't get over heated? <kinijima> so what the fuck did the people do back when there was no air conditioning? <aalti> you're a fucking idiot.
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<X> come cover the desk so i can pizza, darrell :) <Zero> I need to wait for the landlord's dwarves to arrive and forge a new thermostat
<Zero> I had a totally hot chemistry teacher once. She used to always say "Uh huh." and show her ass. Win XP is like that.
<X> any windows machine i have is behind my FreeBSD router. <X> and that's tighter than a cows ass at fly time
<Eye_Candy> you're lucky I retain video game knowledge like Oprah retains water
<eV`Zenoge> Isn't herpies food? <eV`Zenoge> like chocolate <eV`Zenoge> wait a minute <eV`Zenoge> thats hershes
<Kiz`> a semi decent looking girl can get laid whenever she wants <Kiz`> just go up to a guy <Kiz`> "sex?" <Kiz`> a guy can't do such things <Yuffie> Maybe you haven't gone up to the right guy?
<duckman> do you say gash? <A|exander> not in polite company <IonSurge> haha <IonSurge> who here is polite company? <A|exander> oops typo <A|exander> meant police custody
*** wolex has joined #lockergnome |wolex| hi |wolex| Anyone active at this time? * nobody is |wolex| thanks |wolex| but I need some help * nobody can help you |wolex| thanks again * nobody wants to help you |wolex| have a great day then |wolex| oh thats better |wolex| and why is that |wolex| oh. nobody is a name!!! |nobody| hahaha
<DragonOnna> Roninjoey, Uses of an AOL disk, #68. Earmuffs (glue some fur on one side, then attach a U-shaped piece of bent coathanger to both disks). <Zibro> DragonOnna, Uses for a shitty script, #58. NOTHING. (ie: no use, so don't use it because it's fucking stupid)
<matts> I was on vacation and I saw this casino advertisement on the highway: "LOOSEST $1 SLOTS" and they had a picture of a woman on it and then I realized that this casino ad could be taken the wrong way :P