<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
<Kwyjibo> the vector keeps throwing an exception when using std::vector<Texture*> <Kwyjibo> when i insert () <hanzwurst> throw it back ;) <Kwyjibo> hey <Kwyjibo> this would a add a new meaning to the word "class struggle" ;)
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<SlemJack> diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
<Noisedragon> hey chris <Noisedragon> C H R I S <Noisedragon> bind h "flickoff" <Noisedragon> hhhhhhhh
<Jag> I think I'm going to print out the Kama Sutra and label it "TFM" so I can leave it laying around work. <Jag> Not really, but it would be terribly amusing <ender> Jag: ROFL! * ender ponders what the lotus position has to do with X tunneling, but honestly, after reading TFM for a couple minutes, all of a sudden I don't really care about X tunneling.... <Jag> Ahh, here's the section on tunnels... oh my.....
<rworks> But seriously, I wish Steve Jobs would accidentally drag himself to the trash can.
<latexslut> i bet u are thinking of ur hard rod being teased my this wet slut don't u? <Godrod> No. I am thinking of filing a restraining order against you to protect my dick from your H.I.V. shit.
<trev-> but guys, he's pushing technology to its limits. hes revolutionizing the internet as we know it <trev-> you should all be thankful <spoon> trev- : you fucking consultant <spoon> stfu
<clemmy> DarkFader: warning! reading of this line triggers a hidden routine in your brain and you will forget some of the information stored there <clemmy> DF: it worked, right? <Costis> cl, ahahahahahahahaha <DarkFader> what did work? <clemmy> DF: I knew it would <Costis> cl, ahahahaha! good joke :D <DarkFader> WHAT?
<Brainded> can anyone help me with a ppp problem? <mustang> you have a stutter and you're trying to urinate ?
TheGimpiestBean: i hate people.... EwwDontEatThat: heh EwwDontEatThat: i hate penis EwwDontEatThat: i mean people
<[ryan]> nah when i first saw porn of any kind i was like "man, that must get boring after a while" <[ryan]> then i went back to programming heh <shea_> when i first saw programming <shea_> i was like <shea_> "man, that must get boring after a while"\ <shea_> then i went back to porn
DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Heh. DiamondbacksNo1Fan : Theoretically, the human brain could act as quite the processor. Eluorn : Theoretically. can_of_mtdew : yeah, but a processor can't act like a human brain DiamondbacksNo1Fan : We're talking in the terahertz range. Eluorn : You plug your brain into a computer then plug it into the wall, and try to run Unreal Tournament 2k3 Eldoran : Err I dunno... Eluorn : Blam. Instant South American dinner.
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled? <|89|> hell yeah I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89| <d4d5d6> open it |89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead) <d4d5d6> haha what a tool
corpratewar: gah, why would somebody encode a song @ 28kbps arkain88: Thats so small it could fit through a condom.
<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is
<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant. <Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here <UndeadFromStone> Wha? <UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@ <Xellchiri> what, the newspaper?
<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB <reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT. <reflexive> ehehehehhehehe. <|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves. <reflexive> ...where's the downside?
<Saktoth> I hope blackthorn takes over brittania and institutes a new regime of laser lights and techno music
<tigerbot_hesh> "Knuckles of Fury" on amazon? heh heh <MikeyPain> I actually got mine in the mail from him <MikeyPain> some of the pages were stuck together though
<Twid> ha ha, startrek.net dsl is now available <Twid> living in parent's basement required
<orion> i'd rather pull their addresses and braid a friendship bracelet with their spines and intestines <jestuh> <wondering if pen would accept that quote> <orion> <wondering what the stomach lining looks like draped inside-out over someone's skull>
<Giuslaien> hi!! <Giuslaien> I am dj of the brasil I have you vary music with Latin interferences. <Giuslaien> do I like to change music, some kindred dj of changing music? <Giuslaien> are you of where? <Giuslaien> which your name?
<caspah> I woke up <caspah> half on the couch <caspah> half off <caspah> with no clothes on <caspah> and a condom next to ther couch <djcrom> used? <caspah> yeah <caspah> BUT <caspah> my gf left last night <caspah> she went to a friends <caspah> my gf wasn't here <Vapno> was your ass sore? <caspah> actually yeash
<@djcrom> she looks like shes about to giggle, then strip naked and wail away at her clit with a hammer in a sweaty, bloody session of demented masturbation <Insolence> damn that's what my mom looked like when she found a porno in my room
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles <djcrom> house party? <djglitch> yea, hehe
<MrFreeze> !google turkey+baster <drug|THC> http://am-i-pregnant.com/homeinse.shtml <djcrom> see, my bot rocks
<@PikaChan> the four greatest numbers in existance: 13, 69, 666, 1337 <@PikaChan> man, it'd be cool to have the phone number 1-337-666-1369 <%ragna> pika, you thought long and hard about that didnt you? <@PikaChan> yes i did
<Parc[Cleaning]> I'm starting to worry about my memory :-( <Parc[Cleaning]> I was walking along, and it struck me that I had to go to the bathroom. So I went to the place, unzipped my pants, and then realized I was standing in front of the trashcan o_O
<[S]evered> UT has shit framerate <[S]evered> how do I fix it? <stoldark> [S]evered: i believe UT has an uninstall option
<[S]evered> man, diego, how fast would a 2 60 gb hds ata raid setup be? <stoldark> rpm? <[S]evered> 7200 <stoldark> what kind of raid setup? <[S]evered> yes <stoldark> mirroring or striping? <[S]evered> connected
<^Amber^> LEAVE MY ILLETERATE ASS ALONE! <^Amber^> I didn't spell that right did I?
<Tharivol> once I had to write something on the computer on paper.. <Tharivol> i hit ctrl-c then... <Tharivol> my brain sorta got jammed in neutral
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ? <@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice *** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout ) *** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r <InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer <@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong
<Sco0ter> kelly osbourne is hot <Eficent> i would hit it <Carface> I would hit it <Carface> In the face with a sledgehammer
<Alvie> we have too much fun in #ops <Gandalf> yes its a very professional environment <Gandalf> hmmm <Gandalf> there is a difference between #staff and #ops though <Gandalf> an example you ask? <Gandalf> no problem! <Gandalf> ops: <Alvie> concering my sack and his chin <Gandalf> staff: <Arathorn> I thought that ICMP message types offered a reasonably well thought out protocol for tracerouting