<Sir Mordred> I was a real bad mo'fo in high school <lancelot> do you play chess Mordred? <Sir Mordred> Yeah I used to play a few times a week
<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
<MadMax> press the Alt key. <MadMax> Once. <MadMax> press the left arrow key <MadMax> Once <MadMax> press the down arrow key <MadMax> then you should get a list... <MadMax> ? <MadMax> that works for me at least.. <Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu <MadMax> which left are you going 8p <Altariel> oh fuck
<AgentSmith> It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest... <AgentSmith> One of these...has a future. <Randerson> LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this <AgentSmith> How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak? *** AgentSmith sets mode: +m
@eliaz`medal): i have broken two of my erm (@eliaz`medal): foot things (@eliaz`medal): extensions (@eliaz`medal): those little thigns on ur feet (@eliaz`medal): 5 on each :: (@eliaz`medal): :/ (@eliaz`medal): dunno name (@Ched): toes?
<@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> fuck yes <@[DO]-Fury-SLeep> my ace of base is done downloading
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something? <normaliamnot> it broken
<avalach_> "not even i", that is so arrogant and deluded. "look at me, i'm so pretty, it's a MIRACLE i've not been raped yet!"
<Undine> So he dumped her, "Nothing about sex should remind you of a cauliflower"
<F|ashboy> im on a cable so how do i packet them <F|ashboy> is cable a fast connection
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/
<daniel> Scoobi Doo == communist regime funded propaganda used to infiltrate capitalist pop-culture to instill a low rate change in american ideals, they always said they'd take us over without firing one gun
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^ (@Sin-away): he doesn't talk (@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything? (@fragge): dunno he's never told me
(Psy`): Skins tell crespo when he comes back (@Skins): hopefully he has brains to read topic (@Skins): actually i best wait
<me> reeteth are thou who in the name of reetness and uber, shephards the unreet through the valley of vodness <me> for he is truly his fggt's brother, and the finder of lost danistanis, and i will strike down upon thee with great hax0rness and furious reetness, those who attempt to get root and pwn my brothers, and you will know my name is hp, when i lay my hax0r skillz upon thee, heh
<FOCK> god damn <FOCK> every fucking one of these clients blow <FOCK> ugh... unknown internal command (/me) <rude> hahah <CIA> ./action <rude> dude, throw that trash out <FOCK> i need to lay the smackdown on this fucker <rude> /ctcp #chan action :stuff <FOCK> no BitchX for BeOS <rude> maybe you don't need the : <FOCK> *ANGERRRRRR* <rude> what're you doin' on be? <FOCK> no wonder this os hasnt taken off, no decent irc clients
<Ragnarok> i kinda like that <Ragnarok> i dig the natural look <haole> then you'll be quite pleased with her crotch afro <haole> it looks like a 70s blaxploitation extra
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep.. <Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away?
(gENERIC) who the hell came up with the word twat? (gENERIC) that's the suavest thing i've heard next to love-tunnel
<treph> I have my computer <treph> and <treph> no job. <treph> > i <treph> You are carrying: <treph> a computer <treph> no job
<stank> guys.. i went out tonight. <stank> i pretended to be a normal college student. <stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know. <stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way. <stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold <[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list <FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry. <ShaneBe> what do you care about? <treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action. <treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical <ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings? <treph> yeah.
*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil <[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl <[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you? <bad-_-girl> vey bad <bad-_-girl> very bad <[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?
<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor.. so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do i do that?!" <ShaneBe> it really is amazing <ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today! <s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it! <s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet, that'd be silly. <ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz <[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage. <[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types "s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm." and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and
redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS;
GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle
Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal
converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life. <ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like: <ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me."
<dream> five girls. <dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs. <@reflexive> that's a lot of poon. <@plutonium> and herpes.
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue. <heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people <Brena> what kind of question is that? <go_die> im just making conversation <go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler
<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat? <mattlesko> let me look <mattlesko> pg. 130 <mattlesko> "stop sucking cock"
<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the ecological system harm? <heath> just a thought... <hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good point, heath.
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me <fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me <fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly <@PakiSpice> yea <@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred <fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window <fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend. <Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother.