<stank> guys.. i went out tonight. <stank> i pretended to be a normal college student. <stank> and i stood uncomfortably on a porch with a bunch of people i don't know. <stank> but then i ran into bill and will, who were pretending in the same way. <stank> so we talked about networks and i felt better.
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold <[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list <FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures
<stank> but copying data to a floppy disk and back makes it lose integrity! like dubbing a tape!
<treph> when the topic is something that I care about? that's circular definition. sorry. <ShaneBe> what do you care about? <treph> I care when the argument considers present or imminent action. <treph> and also when it's mathematical - in the old sense of mathematical <ShaneBe> like whether or not to remove yourself from burning buildings? <treph> yeah.
*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil <[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl <[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you? <bad-_-girl> vey bad <bad-_-girl> very bad <[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else?
<BTox> wow... oi can see the reflection of my fingers on the monitor.. so i can watch myself type and it looks really weird. "how do i do that?!" <ShaneBe> it really is amazing <ShaneBe> to see peop;e ty[e
01:52PM <s7ank> i got a mailbox today! <s7ank> there was a magnet avertising quicken in it! <s7ank> it has my name on it! the mailbox i mean! not the magnet, that'd be silly. <ShaneBe> not with the power of TODAYS direct marketing!
<[DeViL]WaRzO> chufty decode this plz <[DeViL]WaRzO> cerom: (11:22 PM) I know but talking with who speak's English as a motherlanguage. <[DeViL]Chufty> it means "add me to your ignore list"
[02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types "s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm." and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and
redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS;
GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle
Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal
converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot"
<ShaneBe> i think i just realized what i have been doing wrong with my life. <ShaneBe> i make goals... but the goals are things like: <ShaneBe> "I am going to eat this 10-pack of tacos if it kills me."
<dream> five girls. <dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs. <@reflexive> that's a lot of poon. <@plutonium> and herpes.
<reflexive> i hate how in the movies.. they still show catholic churches, where the priest places the communion on the tongue. <heath> he normally just puts his cock on there now.
<Undertow-TOoL> You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
<go_die> brena how do you feel about jewish people <Brena> what kind of question is that? <go_die> im just making conversation <go_die> why are you getting all defensive, hitler
<@reflexive> does your book tell me how to get rid of a sore throat? <mattlesko> let me look <mattlesko> pg. 130 <mattlesko> "stop sucking cock"
<heath> then wouldn't being vegetarian mess up the food chain doing the ecological system harm? <heath> just a thought... <hoemonkey> yeah.....cause then you let the cows think that they're better.. and then the cows will start eating us. good point, heath.
<@PakiSpice> missy elliot bothers me <fromtheashes> that video where she wore a garbage bag scared the bejesus outta me <fromtheashes> im a supa fly, supa dupa fly <@PakiSpice> yea <@PakiSpice> i think it left me somewhat scarred <fromtheashes> why don't you supa dupa fly your fat ass out of a 4th story window <fromtheashes> and stop giving me nightmares
<Scythe> caps lock is not your friend. <Scythe> In fact, it is your mortal enemy and it made very disparaging remarks about your mother.
<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong <Ouroboros> Ok. <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> | . <Ouroboros> Whoops
<jre> My underwear seems to be covered with a crusty white substance. Is it anthrax? <Zeluth> what does it smell like? <jre> Like semen <Zeluth> you have anthrax <jre> The carton of milk was filled with some sort of milky-white liquid. Is it anthrax? <Zeluth> How good at you are pancake making? <jre> Terrible. <Zeluth> its anthrax <jre> I opened my hole puncher to find a large collection of small white discs, about the size of a hole a hole-punch makes. Is it anthrax? <Zeluth> try inserting the paper disc in your urethra <jre> Done, but I can't get it out now. <Zeluth> congratulations yopu just gave yourself anthrax <jre> I just received a parcel in the mail filled with a white powder. An accompanying note informed me to "take penacilin now" and that "Allah is great". Is it anthrax? <^Vulpix^> jre: NOPE IT ISN'T, IT'S FREE COCAINE
<angryskul> So I think we should allocate a new struct and... <angryskul> Did someone just jump off the roof?
<[SZ]-Guest> hi <[SZ]-Guest> wher i canfound a programe to hacking emails <[SZ]-Guest> i need hacking program
<egg> i had beer for breakfast yesterday <Raz> egg: I had YOU for breakfast yesterday <Raz> BECAUSE YOUR NAME IS "EGG." AND I HAD AN EGG I AM A COMEDY GENIUS <egg> Raz: If that were so, i'd be playing havoc with your colon <Raz> egg: You did :[
<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which is why I abstain from broccoli. <AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me. <AmbushBug> ... <AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape at the opening i left for all of you. <jre> Ambush: It's too predictible. We want originality in our comedy. <jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a sloppy meat pie and you sneeze really hard into the pie and squeeze it and the meat comes out and scalds your legs and you're doing 120 and can't do anything about it trying to wipe snot from your steering wheel and scalding hot pie <pork> cause i did that once and it sucked
<jre> What should I read next, the Canterbury Tales, Don Quixote, or a book on Greek Mythology? <GenericSuperhero> READE YW OLDE KANTVRBVRY TALES <GenericSuperhero> THEYE ARE SHURE TO BEE VARY INTERASTINGE <GenericSuperhero> HOPEFULLYE, YOU WILL READE IT IN THINE OLDE ENGLISHE <EvilKosh> HELLO I AM JRE AND I HAVE TO READ HIGH FALOOTIN' BOOKS <jre> GENARIKE, THOU ART AN FAGOTE OF THE LOW'ST ORDRE <GenericSuperhero> THANKE YOU JAREE-EE <jre> DAMN'D BE THOU SEED, AND MAY'ST IT NE'ER PRODUSE A PERSYONE OF ATTRAKTIVE CALIBAR <GenericSuperhero> AYE, TISS MUSTVE HAPPENED TO YONDERS MOTHERE WHENCE THOU WAS CAPTURED WITHIN HER WOMBE! <jre> THOU SPEAKST LIKE A RAGEING MANHAT <GenericSuperhero> AH! THEN EYE SPEAKTH LIKE THINES FATHRE!
<Murder-Is-Funny> I know this girl who is supposedly kinda anti-social - so she says - and she's mentioned she doesnt go many places or have many friends.. - but when I call her, she's never home - whats that mean? <Byte^> she has caller-id
<Brando457> wait NJ is east coast right <PizzaMind> ... <PizzaMind> dont you live in NJ? <BRando457> yea
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Panny: I could sell my soul back to my ex for a computer. RebelPrincess: don't. Panny: I could sell my soul to Microsoft for a computer. RebelPrincess: don't!!!!
<Murder-Is-Funny> I get this huge kick of trying to talk people I judge as worthless into suicide
<Outhouse> my wife is cool but when she starts that shit like, hold me, talk to me...it's like why?
centenarygirl: maybe someday, but not right now RKM 82: "maybe someday" do you mean that, or is that just thrown in there to comfort me centenarygirl: no.........I really mean it <PizzaMind> maybe means "when I'm 30, my pussy is floopy, no one else wants me and I've finally grown out of liking assholes"
<Burnquist__> : /msg NickServ@services.dal.net IDENTIFY jillhanna <Burnquist__> fuck *** Burnquist__ (FBI@TeraPro33-41.cable-lynx.net) Quit (Killed (NickServ (Ghost command used by ne14a69)))
<BiG_GuY> did u know mother fucker what im gonna to do *** BiG_GuY Quit (Quit: Leaving)
<@SwiftEdge> when i get my new comp I can play network games <@SwiftEdge> but seeing as i have no friends i will have to run fast back and forth between the two
<oneiros> Damn it. <oneiros> I do not understand this. <Kyle> Uh oh. <jwbozzy> ... <Kyle> Oneiros is reading "The Roly Poly Puppy" again.
<DJ> apparently, a friend of mine has split with his g/f "for a couple of mouths" <DJ> im assuming thats a typo
<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism <Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women <jre|away> It's not that. The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina <Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse <Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit
<FatherShark> Does anyone know how to make real Sangria? <[empathy]> blood of retards <FatherShark> okay, find me a vein empathy.
<lukeiyo-e> my housemate alex used to deliver drugs on his bike <lukeiyo-e> .. from a chemist he says <kodos> speed on a bike <lukeiyo-e> peddling crack
<Disco`Stu> fat girls need loving too <kodos> someone has to take one for the team <kodos> i vote its luke <lukeiyo-e> damn you fuckers <lukeiyo-e> alright.. someone pass me a torch