<[empathy]> i found out the other day that i was in the local newspaper <[empathy]> under a title along the lines of 'new station security cameras paying off
<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble <crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains <sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?
<[empathy-playing]> irc didnt look feasible to cave men.. we fuckin showed them didnt we?
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark
<heyyohey> Im having a lot of lag here. i cant answer the questions in time <Damarr> Pressing Alt+F4 should help. It stops the client sending useless information to the server *** heyyohey has quit IRC (Quit: Client exited.)
<helminthes> i had a vision today of an infomercial where someone goes, "only 29.99??!" and shoots himself
<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl? <rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name <helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is
<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl <coldacid> now when i piss <coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine <nover> damn that has to suck <coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles <keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid <coldacid> yes <coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing
[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00 [TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7 [Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here
Moonli3756 : my butt looks 100 times better than your face Shaboobooboo : and gets fucked over 10 million times more
<Skitzo> fuck my image, i get off on huge horse wangs inside of human female vaginas <Skitzo> esp when they fill with cum and it gushes out <Skitzo> yeah <Skitzo> bestiality :D <Skitzo> this is what happens when you go to church as a child and attend christian private schools, folks <Skitzo> <--------- end result
<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world <Falcon24> ok <ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc
<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail <midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see <midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater <midi> is indeed your bladder... <midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...) <Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to <Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them <midi> squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if <midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face. <midi> it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that? <Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for <hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you <hoche> can pee on me! o/~ <Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of <Squeedle> others <midi> which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural <midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win.
<waffle> <+SKubber> as if I'd remember all my one night stands. <+SKubber> hehehe maybe I COULD remember them by smell <waffle> #bearcave <Proz512> He remembers by the smell of one's colon
<Odin_Tiger> Even those maps that the psychics show of the earth flooded (the ones where science says there isn't enough water on earth for it to be possible) would have me a good 4 or 5 hour drive from any beaches.
<FairLighT> we'd have to do something incredibly crazy to distract the wal-mart staff <V3nOm> lol yeah go take a shit in the front garden
<FairLighT> you know something's wrong when you have dreams about eating pudding and you wake up with a spoon in your ass
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<Mikado`> dammit <Mikado`> I misspelled a l33t w3rd <^cell^> u have brought shame to the l33t community
<Mikado`> 128's were down to 70 1.5 months ago <JohnnyBra> 1.5 months??? <JohnnyBra> when the hell did we start talking in decimals! <mankindJB> 2.3 minutes ago
<^cell^> he was one of those people that had to make multiple objects.. like.. he makes 1 tree, so he says "lets give him a little friend" and at the end there is like 50 trees and like 3000 squirrels
<ManC0W> Mikado : Mitsukake is an ass pirate <Mikado`> ManC0W: I believe so, yes. <Mikado`> ManC0W: can he see this? <Mikado`> ManC0W: if we prefix our sentences with our intended targets, the others can't see it, right? <ManC0W> Mikado : I think so Brain... <Mikado`> ManC0W: Cuz I'd really hate for Mitsukake to know how gay I think he is <Mitsukake> Why is this room so dead all of a sudden? <Mikado`> LOL <Mitsukake> What? <Mitsukake> What's so funny?
<axial> Which are the best PDAs these days? <Chibby> when girls are kissing guys in the stairwell at school <Chibby> i think <Chibby> i have no clue <Chibby> why do you ask something like that? <Quinn> That was a really bad one. <Chibby> well whats a good PDA then? <axial> ..huh? <Chibby> you said: "what's the best public display of affection?" <Chibby> i attempted to answer it <Quinn> I think ax was meaning personal digital assistant. <Chibby> OMFG : Chibby slaps myself <Chibby> k bye~ <Quinn> I thought you were joking, heh. <Chibby> persocon is the best PDA then
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language. <agent_rot> i dont like it <vmob_babe> why is that? <agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo" <vmob_babe> hmm. <agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you!
* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers
* Ryo curses his swiss-cheese memory * Grue curses his fondue memory. It's all melty and stuff. o_o;
<UTF-Xanieth> damnit <UTF-Xanieth> im gonna have to lube up this space bar <UTF-Low_on_Life> :o <UTF-Xanieth> EmptyStare, you got some of that astrolube your bro uses?
<cams> eewwww <cams> my mom got that easy squirt shit <cams> purple ketchup <nzc> now you can be flaming while you eat, too.
<Cassius> erm <Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others? <JtHMx> so you can fap over her <bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused. <bleetz> and they'll buy the game <bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt.. * JtHMx bows
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride... <Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people... <Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like...
<pure_sin> oi! <pure_sin> i nearly had a heart attack this morning:/ <pure_sin> i thought my computer died on me:~( <st0w> wow... I'd hate to see what happens when your vibrator batteries die
<[-FeC-]Ca53y> but me and my GF are going to buy a DVD pr0n <[-FeC-]Ca53y> :) <PasTe> nice <[-FeC-]sKratch> lol <[-FeC-]Ca53y> hell yeah <[-FeC-]sKratch> special features: see from the camera in the guy's urethra <PasTe> lol <[-FeC-]Ca53y> nice <[-FeC-]sKratch> and see from the camera in the other guy's ass
<sprite> jorn, haven't you had a few drinks yet?> <sprite> sounded like you needed them three hours ago.... <jorn> no drinks yet <jorn> :( <jorn> maybe if i drank more, i coudl tipe beddur
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety. Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar. Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin. Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR. Pirate: Avast! Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow! Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east. Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off. Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.
<Umbillical_ED>seems like there's a lot of out of work java developers <st0w> yeah <st0w> that's 'cause everybody is finally realizing.... <st0w> JAVA SUCKS <Umbillical_ED>y u say dat? <st0w> because one day... I went to a farm, right? <st0w> and there was this horse <st0w> and he had this MASSIVE cock <st0w> and I looked underneath it <st0w> and I saw the little Java mascot with it's lips parted and the majority of the horse's unit inside it's mouth
<+violus> fucking figures, the week the modem gives out is the week I can't spend time with the woman. <+Pavius> violus, just inflate another one
<piccchic4ever> oh boy <piccchic4ever> listen to some of the email's i got today <piccchic4ever> Lose weight with hypnosis!! <piccchic4ever> Get FREE Condoms, Lube, T-shirts and more! <piccchic4ever> why is tshirts in that sentence? <GoalMstr22> haha <GoalMstr22> to wipe yourself with
The-ill-man- *beat kicks in* yo yo you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes -cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap..
<DogDiggity> I've worked here for 5 years.. might get laid off tommorow and have never jerked off in the bathroom here... BRB got a mission.
<Dayv> I was also raised by women. <Dayv> Soft mother and wire mother, to be specific. <Dayv> I chose wire mother.