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Network Stats: 21142 Approved Quotes | 1 in Moderation Queue
#9041 [ + | - ] 1255
<phatmike> i want hard boiled eggs
<phatmike> why is that?
<Dayv> Your body is craving extra fat and protein.
<Dayv> Obviously, you are preparing for mitosis.
#9038 [ + | - ] 183
ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some
people can't do that...
MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science
CuriosCat can do rocket science
CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc
CuriosCat: caalculus
#9036 [ + | - ] 1358
<DJTodd> Which is gayer? Pokemon or Pro Wrestling?
<LarsC> wrestling.
<Amoeba> Wrestling.
<jt`> wrestling.
<[prone]> wrestling.
#9034 [ + | - ] 371
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front
of someones nick?
<ggeyton_hewitt> <thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel
operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<ggeyton_hewitt> <_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad
wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and
prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
<ggeyton_hewitt> it's funny cos it's true
<Syncope> lol
<Syncope> very true
<Syncope> :/
<ggeyton_hewitt> `deop
<Syncope> `deop
#9031 [ + | - ] 586
<DJTodd> My sister in law once asked me if it counted as sex
if she fucked some guy but didn't kiss him.
<DJTodd> She's a real brain.
#9027 [ + | - ] 728
<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from
the abortion clinic
#9026 [ + | - ] 172
<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will
I find a whore like that
#9022 [ + | - ] 19
<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i
wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic
<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic
either
#9019 [ + | - ] -80
<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a
wog's cherry
<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog
dad did
#9015 [ + | - ] 309
<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace
enviroment like fresh paint fumes.
<ruumis> I am in flavor country.
#9008 [ + | - ] 184
<mrfy> hmm.  my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do
with the chemical fermentation process in the production of
wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I
apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
#9006 [ + | - ] 307
<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from
hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.
#8997 [ + | - ] 182
<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as
much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan
PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs
allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
#8993 [ + | - ] 190
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
#8987 [ + | - ] 586
<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!
<bolsh> same.
<Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!
<bolsh> same.
#8986 [ + | - ] 649
<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson
#8984 [ + | - ] 315
<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in
your hands
<than> which was clearly bollocks
<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my
buttocks
#8983 [ + | - ] 74
<RPG> Grrr
<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.
<scar3crow> i must be around a lot
#8982 [ + | - ] 691
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I
wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
#8970 [ + | - ] 226
* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking
outta it
#8965 [ + | - ] 453
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronindm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call
#8962 [ + | - ] 310
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
#8961 [ + | - ] 261
[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana
#8960 [ + | - ] 286
[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E
Drive
#8955 [ + | - ] 437
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin,
I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
#8943 [ + | - ] 267
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old
daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
#8942 [ + | - ] 503
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was
easy.
#8940 [ + | - ] 149
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!
*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist
#8934 [ + | - ] 172
<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye
#8930 [ + | - ] 11
<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?
<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.
<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"
<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make
like...an DSL2 or something?
#8929 [ + | - ] 192
<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are
exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
<strung> ill use that excuse next time
#8928 [ + | - ] 239
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like
to think its effective
#8926 [ + | - ] 350
<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too
day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're
a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?
#8924 [ + | - ] 151
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same
sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH
#8923 [ + | - ] 396
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications
which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
#8919 [ + | - ] 379
* zebra does the menstrual blood dance
<Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me.
<zebra> You should see them in person.
<zebra> It could be worse.
<zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P
<Slvrchair> ew, no :P
#8909 [ + | - ] 24
<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia
#8908 [ + | - ] -44
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells,
and no that isnt a racist comment either
#8906 [ + | - ] 528
<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the
fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)
#8902 [ + | - ] 276
<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!
* Warlord dies
#8899 [ + | - ] 260
<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY
#8896 [ + | - ] 237
<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness
#8893 [ + | - ] 224
<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone
<Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."
#8891 [ + | - ] 47
:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are
traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois
#8888 [ + | - ] 206
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill
suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another
bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the
prices of a p133mmx
<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?
<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator
#8887 [ + | - ] 63
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife?
#8886 [ + | - ] 209
<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector
for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
#8881 [ + | - ] 906
<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable
is?
<synec> 15ft?
#8875 [ + | - ] 314
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
#8873 [ + | - ] 234
* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg