*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop <@sloop> parents <@sloop> fs <@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson <@sloop> on a sunday <@sloop> when ur not doing anything <@sloop> phone them <@sloop> or <@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy <@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation <@ronindm> well it is fathers' day <@sloop> oh shit <@sloop> brb making a call
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig <shawnporn> is that german? <hals> it is <shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek? <Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere! <RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy" <Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle «@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*! *getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist
<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined? <Goetterdaemmerung> 3. <Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3" <XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?
<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease <strung> so sex is good for fiting disease? <strung> ill use that excuse next time
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape? <grey`> i need to firm up my ass <grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective
<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day <meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw? <Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1 <Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance <Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling <Gen`Aku> BITCH
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me. * LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
* zebra does the menstrual blood dance <Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me. <zebra> You should see them in person. <zebra> It could be worse. <zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P <Slvrchair> ew, no :P
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either
<vidividividi> kristen dumped me <greggyhot> oh NO! <vidividividi> i cant believe it <vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!! <vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support *** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)
<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone <Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."
:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable? :TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net :TheDude: is one from a whois
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx <aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager? <tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing? <Zygote-> and hill billy slang <Zygote-> haha <Zygote-> you mean my wife?
<Ven> Fuck <Ven> This is a long shot, but <Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system? <Ven> Oh fuck! <Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age <db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week <GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
* Crimson has joined #arsclan <stargurl> hello <Sinned> hello <Crimson> hello <Griz> hello.jpg
<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today <Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky... <Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car <Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile <Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know
<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!" <+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10 <@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
<aqela> YES! ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level <aqela> my linux came <aqela> yes! <[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ?
<Anton> whooops <Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention <Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"
<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor? <tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!! <ReAc> :/ <dave> did you hear about the magic tom? <dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her <bodhi> hmmm <bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house <Grumbledook> :P <dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge
<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered <Balli> look at his face <jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger
<Balli> I know a few sluts like that <BadMojo> yeah <BadMojo> welcome to germ city <BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?" <jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them <BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please"
<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes <Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;) <karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded <Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;) <karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations! do not stifle it's creativity
<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war." <marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine.
<Ez> School books are fun to sell. <Ez> and will be forever <Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on...
mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.] mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!"
mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from the shop with an Atari ST under his arm...
mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money? mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is.
<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth.