<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed <fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin' <aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle
<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/ nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm <shpongle> jt - shes going commando ! <JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig!
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<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker <mystican> no you're not <mystican> you're a farmer <mystican> theres a difference
<fraggle> get in trouble? <Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course <fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind <fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?"
<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again <tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out <tom_> im gonna fuckin try it
<Jon-> doing some C coding ;) <Anselmo> pfft <Anselmo> Learn a real language <Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay <tom_> oh god <tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again <tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics? <lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all
*** jamesm sets mode: -snt <jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck <jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC! <jamesm> fucking choad munching morons *** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity" <Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined" <Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root <Bru> which sparc designer is this? <Bru> oh <Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root' <Bru> hence my scepticism
<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american? <^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything <^_^Sasha^_^> He <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it? <^_^Sasha^_^> no:| <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad No such nick/channel Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position" <drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job.. <Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max? <SataniKKa> roman numerals <Sep> binary <SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone. <Ryk> they don't mean it. <Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other. <Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends
<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas? <MMouse> tru64 at the moment <MMouse> with oracle <jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under
<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".
<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy <jamesn> those jobs are easy to get <jamesn> and you dont need skillz <undrewb> heh <MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort <undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue... <undrewb> oh.. ok :)
<toNe> Nall is like an xbox <Nall> thank you <toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless! <Soopa> good graphics though... <Soopa> and easy to develop for... <toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features <Soopa> and will be dead in a year <acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it <Nall> who will die
<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel <jamesm> well duh, use xeyes
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi <X-man> i felt bad for it
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:< <Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME
<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/ <c-rOCK> THEN DONT <c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB <c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM <c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON
<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness <|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties <SDGR406> will that work? <|Spanky|> i need womens <|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore <|Spanky|> i want hair though <|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure <|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art. <cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up <cryterion> and shave her pubes <cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.
<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname. <cryterion> "mouse" <cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail? <cryterion> and heard it squeak? <cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm. <cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam <CactusJac> don't talk to him that way <CactusJac> he's my boyfriend <bbl-away> well, take him and get a room <CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up <iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam
<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause <litigator> roofies only as a last resort
<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics <Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?" <iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
<cryt> germans can't speak straight. <tyree> cryt, ever been over here? <cryt> unfortunately. <cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets. <cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology <imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially <imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/ images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh <JtHM> whats funny about that jpg? <Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at <JtHM> ah <JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards <JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems
<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it? <grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe? <grinners> she a nice girl <joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"
(¨) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges, and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)
<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before <gallagher> and it smells horrible
<snoggerT11> fuck you <helminthes> obvious immature retort: <helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals <hakan> and she dropped our class <dr_rotcod> haha <hakan> is that a good thing?
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED <helminthes> the pest control people showed up <helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide <helminthes> oh he's so funny <helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?" <SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^ <Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another <mewse> if that means using aol, so be it