<jamesm> is it worth going to see Moulin Rouge? <Tippytoes> dont be a fag <MMouse> i saw it twice. it was excellent <Tippytoes> i rest my case.
<Kurt> Good day prospective employer, I am both smarter than a hatful of periwinkles and prettier than two bags of smashed assholes. Fail to employ me at your own risk.
<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer? <deathwarrior> umm <deathwarrior> they like it
<radead> (number of slashdot posts x ultima online character level)^(number of dime sized zits on face)/(girlfriends had before + 1) = sizeOf(nerd) <radead> girlfriends had before + 1 so we don't get a divide by zero error
<Mat> what's a mac sysadmin? <Ryk> bru's a mac sysadmin. <Bru> someone who can remove shrinkwrap from macromedia and adobe packages and knows the difference between appleshare and appletalk
<Linguica> do you even know what facetious means <pickle_hammer> yeah I am facetious <pickle_hammer> all the way <pickle_hammer> I go to facetious parades and stuff
* Toke_ waits for pills to kick in <Linguica> toke have you been toking * Toke_ wonders why his desk is sticky <Linguica> toke have you been stroking
<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul <mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup <mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
<Bayls> I'm downloading "two girls in the woods stop to kiss and piss.mpg". <Bayls> And it turns out it's an mpg of two chicks in thw woods who stop to kiss, and then piss. <Bayls> Dunno what I was expecting.
<Linguica> heh <Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th <Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist
<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH
<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget <arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity <arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive <arfmcbarf> of ln(x) <arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x <arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest
Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night Walter39: Not sure why Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest
<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress <LordBlink> does that make me lame?
<cams> i dont like risking it. you can never tell if that "Lesbian House Party" hardcore porn turns out to be "Donky Anal Rape" <Meat_PoPs> or vise versa
<tobester> i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist
<@Linguica> wooo <@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked <@arioch> whoa <@arioch> arcing hydra bow <@Linguica> and such is our difference
<Afterglow> I remember when i was leaving for university my brother told me, "If you come back a goth I'll kill you". <Jon_R> my brother just said "If you come back I'll kill you" <Linguica> my brother said "come on my back or i'll kill you"
<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking <mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"
<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim <Cyb> and I said 'heh' <Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!" <Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life
<AndrewB> Lonely.. <Linguica> aww <AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me. <AndrewB> Er, wrong window.
<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed <fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin' <aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle
<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/ nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm <shpongle> jt - shes going commando ! <JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig!
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<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker <mystican> no you're not <mystican> you're a farmer <mystican> theres a difference
<fraggle> get in trouble? <Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course <fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind <fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?"
<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again <tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out <tom_> im gonna fuckin try it
<Jon-> doing some C coding ;) <Anselmo> pfft <Anselmo> Learn a real language <Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay <tom_> oh god <tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again <tom_> i keep telling you its illegal
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics? <lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all
*** jamesm sets mode: -snt <jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck <jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC! <jamesm> fucking choad munching morons *** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity" <Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined" <Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root <Bru> which sparc designer is this? <Bru> oh <Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root' <Bru> hence my scepticism
<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american? <^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything <^_^Sasha^_^> He <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it? <^_^Sasha^_^> no:| <Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad No such nick/channel Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position" <drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job.. <Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max? <SataniKKa> roman numerals <Sep> binary <SataniKKa> Monday is not a date.
Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone. <Ryk> they don't mean it. <Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other. <Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends
<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll.
<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas? <MMouse> tru64 at the moment <MMouse> with oracle <jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under
<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel".