<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd <teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to
<gord> i dont like you <gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either
<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough <@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio <@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB <@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME
<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character? <FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away... <FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...
<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the proper response to that?
<Inflex> Oh my lord <Inflex> This is so wierd. <Inflex> In fact, it's wack. <Noonan> what is <Inflex> Non engineering classes. <Inflex> They're like 40% chicks. <Noonan> heheh <Noonan> sometimes more <Inflex> It's so fucked up. <Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar. <Noonan> hahah <Noonan> Welcome to the real world <Inflex> This new world scares me.
<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body <inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking yourself <inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick <inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable
<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers? <inflex> "text interface ftp browsers" <inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)? <Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?! <Deviate> Those are so 80's!
<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most awful disease ever
<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again <coaxial> Why not?! <Xmit> Because it is a waste of time <Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again <coaxial> but we lub u <Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch
<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister. <Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW <tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.
<sleepswithangels> quiet in here <sleepswithangels> HII!!! <sleepswithangels> oh fuck this
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today <Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it <Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul <Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed. <Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :) <Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
<vkeks05> you blow <pies> rather in than out <vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?
(nathan) weird. my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server (nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up (nathan) like a bad bowel movement
<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both +went to the bathroom <halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"
<mrempire> humm <mrempire> -7% burning an iso here <mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.
<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass <baguette> guys, that is <waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....
<rg> my f key got fucked once <rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose
<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win? <muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head <muffins> tough call
<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me. <kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..
<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster? <is> set a cat loose <is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly <is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...
## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck <screampuff> gee, that's not a bad reason to be away...
<Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> OMG! <Minstrel> Tornado! <Guantlet> better get to the basement mins <Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside.
<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose??? <JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo. <Gabealicious> I think so. <JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums." <Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that.
<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you. <Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy? <JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you. <Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation... <JungleMason> I LOVE that shit. <Gabealicious> me too! <JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit. <Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez' <JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip."
[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant...
<timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch?
<DeadsouL> poke <T-Broken\w> *giggle* <T-Broken|w> *giggle* * DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy * DeadsouL boots T-Broken|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy
<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness? <helminthes> no one? <hakan> ... <helminthes> :p
<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys * aquacavi crosses fingers * dr_rotcod crosses his penises <teste_fly> :0 <aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen
<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard <jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison <jackal-> omg <jackal-> bad cat
<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM? <JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com <BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made <JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive
<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly <Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have <JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page?
<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me? <cams> i have no idea <cams> it might be my blindness
<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please" <teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?" <teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account"
<aversion> i have an idea <aversion> how bout i show you my middle finger and you get offended <aversion> kthxbye
<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?'
<helminthes> haikus are real gay <helminthes> cause they put limitations <helminthes> on syllables used
<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!!