<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy <jamesn> those jobs are easy to get <jamesn> and you dont need skillz <undrewb> heh <MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort <undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue... <undrewb> oh.. ok :)
<toNe> Nall is like an xbox <Nall> thank you <toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless! <Soopa> good graphics though... <Soopa> and easy to develop for... <toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features <Soopa> and will be dead in a year <acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it <Nall> who will die
<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel <jamesm> well duh, use xeyes
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi <X-man> i felt bad for it
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:< <Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME
<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/ <c-rOCK> THEN DONT <c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB <c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM <c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON
<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness <|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties <SDGR406> will that work? <|Spanky|> i need womens <|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore <|Spanky|> i want hair though <|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure <|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art. <cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up <cryterion> and shave her pubes <cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.
<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname. <cryterion> "mouse" <cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail? <cryterion> and heard it squeak? <cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm. <cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam <CactusJac> don't talk to him that way <CactusJac> he's my boyfriend <bbl-away> well, take him and get a room <CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up <iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam
<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause <litigator> roofies only as a last resort
<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics <Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?" <iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
<cryt> germans can't speak straight. <tyree> cryt, ever been over here? <cryt> unfortunately. <cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets. <cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology <imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially <imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/ images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh <JtHM> whats funny about that jpg? <Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at <JtHM> ah <JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards <JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems
<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it? <grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe? <grinners> she a nice girl <joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"
(¨) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges, and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.)
<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before <gallagher> and it smells horrible
<snoggerT11> fuck you <helminthes> obvious immature retort: <helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals <hakan> and she dropped our class <dr_rotcod> haha <hakan> is that a good thing?
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED <helminthes> the pest control people showed up <helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide <helminthes> oh he's so funny <helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?" <SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^ <Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another <mewse> if that means using aol, so be it
<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd <teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to
<gord> i dont like you <gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either
<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough <@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio <@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB <@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME
<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character? <FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away... <FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...
<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the proper response to that?
<Inflex> Oh my lord <Inflex> This is so wierd. <Inflex> In fact, it's wack. <Noonan> what is <Inflex> Non engineering classes. <Inflex> They're like 40% chicks. <Noonan> heheh <Noonan> sometimes more <Inflex> It's so fucked up. <Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar. <Noonan> hahah <Noonan> Welcome to the real world <Inflex> This new world scares me.
<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body <inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking yourself <inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick <inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable
<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers? <inflex> "text interface ftp browsers" <inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)? <Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?! <Deviate> Those are so 80's!
<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most awful disease ever
<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again <coaxial> Why not?! <Xmit> Because it is a waste of time <Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again <coaxial> but we lub u <Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch
<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister. <Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW <tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.
<sleepswithangels> quiet in here <sleepswithangels> HII!!! <sleepswithangels> oh fuck this
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today <Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it <Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul <Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed. <Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :) <Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
<vkeks05> you blow <pies> rather in than out <vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?
(nathan) weird. my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server (nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up (nathan) like a bad bowel movement
<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both +went to the bathroom <halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"