<undrewb> I'm gonna make my thesis opensource so developers all round the world can work on it for me
<jamesm> what's a java strategy? <undrewb> jamesm : its a paradigm shift to e-leverage your legacy OLTP system to implement pervasive business systems <jamesm> is it like a builder with a 'brick strategy' ?
<Ryk> after the man has shot his wad is the perfect time for the woman to vacate the room and quietly catch up on a bit of beaver bashing in the privacy of the kitchen. <Tippytoes> shouldn't she have a satisfied afterglow? <Ryk> she can glow when my dinner's ready.
<Rafeil> wimberly! <Rafeil> wesely wimberly. the joke was if kim married him her name would be kimberly wimberly
<Mandi> kaff still looking at dicks? <Kaff> nah sharks <Mandi> same diff <jamesn> cocks with teef <Kaff> yeah they all make you bleed in the end
<Punk-In-Drublic> THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE SUCK COCK ...Mousey, Dave, Vas, Belindah..........YALL CAN GAT FUCKED COS IM DRUNK WOOOOOOOOO ......BOOBIES WOOOOOOOOOO' <Mousey> why am i first <Mousey> thats really insulting <vas-deferens> because your the best at iut <mk4> why am i second ? <vas-deferens> shit im third <vas-deferens> i better work on my technique <vas-deferens> at least im beating a chick <Mousey> hahahah
<thrase> i hate programming <thrase> why couldn't i be a rock star <undrewb> cause you have the charisma of a programmer * Mandi chortles <undrewb> and the programming skills of a rockstar :)
<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications <Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake <Mandi> heh <Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then??
<Dac> ok, what does 'LUG' on a rental property listing mean? <tm> Lots of Ugly Guys
<Mousey> haha quarter chicken from mcdonalds <mk4> whats quarter chicken ? <mk4> like a quater pounder ? <Punk-In-Drublic> well its not quiet a halfd of a chicken dave
<Tippytoes> somewhere in the world, there has to be some chicks that ride motorbikes who are tomboys who also do x-stitch <sisko> probably <sisko> that's what women's correctional facilities are for
<Tippytoes> i got a cute winnie the pooh keyring for my bike today <Tippytoes> he's cuddling piglet <undrewb> aww thats nice <undrewb> uh <undrewb> thats not cuddling <Tippytoes> or slipping him the pork sword <Tippytoes> oh well <undrewb> THATS ILLEGAL IN TASMANIA <Tippytoes> piglet's happy <Tippytoes> he's smiling <jamesn> piglet is a bitch <Tippytoes> or it could be a wince
<undrewb> you know max, while the paralympics were very inspiring, you shouldnt let them delude you into thihnking all retards can achieve the impossible :)
<MMouse> finding me a CIO or CTO position is harder <undrewb> heh <jamesn> *laugh* <jamesn> your going for upper management jobs? <MMouse> of course ;) <jamesn> you cant even get a bill paid on time:) <MMouse> that actually makes me more suited for upper management
<Ryk> one of my favourite pastimes spotting boobjob scars. <Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush.
<sisko> did you castrate jason for hiding the pron? <Kaff> no. that would defeat the purpose. <sisko> suppose so. <Kaff> i just shook my fist a lot and said "grr" <sisko> haha. and I suppose he was utterly intimidated <Kaff> like a good husband, he's suitably scared of me. <Kaff> he's seen me naked.
<Doc> ok... kitchens clean, bathrooms clean <Doc> thats the two easiest to clean rooms of the house done... <cactoid> is that because you always eat out and you never shower?
<cactoid> my god, the new lara croft has enormous gonzagas <cactoid> i wonder if she goes for overweight australian it professionals
<Medrawt> I almost always get laid when I've given up looking for a root. Fact. <Medrawt> I think girls can smell desperation <drewb> no, they can smell your cheap aftershave <drewb> when you stop wearing the shit aftershave, they can tolerate you <Medrawt> No they can't, I wear none <thrase> If you weren't such an arrogant git drewb, you'd probably pass as funny * Medrawt relies on pheremones <drewb> if you werent such a fuck up thrase, youd probably pass as human
<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay... <Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?"
<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy <buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them? <DjShoryu> no, hes an artist <DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it
<Nex> Damn it I feel ill since I told that window cleaner bloke I didnt want to buy any cleaning fluid <Nex> I bet he was a gypo and now I am cursed
<RaedonWolf> the shortest day of the year is the 8th of december, the longest day is xmas with your relatives
<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay? <Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual
<ChuffyCow> Norman Virus Defense -- a fat geek sits on your computer, and spills donuts and coke on your computer, "disinfecting it"
<Twisty> Fkn ETG banned me for 24 hours :/ <Twisty> TOok me forever to get back on :( *** Twisty has quit IRC (Killed (AdminServ (Insecure Connection (Type Insecure HTTP Bounce - Port 3128) - for help to get your security fixed plz go here: http:// help.enterthegame.com/services/security.htm)))
<mindlace> i ate a pig that had probably been tortured its entire life before finally being put out of its misery in a festering pile of its screaming kin. <space> i mean, part of the fun of having a pet is being able to interact with it
<Falkonn> okay...now make the logical connection to this----> <Deciheximal> No household is complete without Jesus... He's on call to beat the wife when the husband is away.
<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS' <jebs> but he said moments
<f48u10n7> this dude I know was sleeping with this girl, and she had really long hair. so he gets up in the middle of the night to take a crap, and he finishes his business, but when he stands up, he feels a tug--turns out his turd is attached to his rectum via a long hair. he had to hobble over to the sink to get scissors <taylah> what <taylah> okay <taylah> im confused <nimh> f48u10n7: that's happened to me before <f48u10n7> see, he must have swallowed some of her hair in the night <nimh> i've pulled one of my ex's long hair outta my ass before <taylah> haha oh <taylah> my <f48u10n7> i'm glad I only sleep with bald chicks <`Benny`> that's the most disgusting thing I've heard in a long time and I'm in here a fair amount of time <taylah> god <PunkRawk> like outta yer asshole nimh? <aem`key> f48u10n7 lol <aem`key> :) <nimh> right out <nimh> i felt it as i tugged it out <nimh> i even called her over to take a look at it <nimh> i was like, "cait, this is your fault." <nimh> she was like, "what, EWWEWWEWE!" <nimh> and ran away screaming <f48u10n7> yikes <f48u10n7> anyway, my point was, that's kinda like spidey shooting webs from his ass
<kipozo> motardo: Lindows is installing from my D: but it's looking under my A:.... looks like windows too much already
<glossolalia> oh well, the way I see it, the chances of me being smacked in the head by a meteor or accidentally being killed in a gang war are pretty slim, especially with my new-found love of drinking JD while chatting on IRC
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away.
<MiakaYuki> Chillicha- you'd be better off finding a nice girl to ride, wouldn't you? <chillicha> i am a girl <MiakaYuki> Exactly.
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<Rach|Dressing > i just had the yummiest shower <Rach|Dressing > it was nice and hot <Fentom > ....damn it people prove that your hands ARE ON THE KEYBOARD after that comment
<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!)
<Valvados> Words cannot express just how much Joe Hisaishi ownz me <Vicious> how about "Joe Hisaishi is gay" ? <Valvados> YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU THUNDERING MORON <Vicious> MAKE ME YOU BLATHERING DOLT
<leena> has anyone heard of the lord of the rings <Serge_of_Aruni> NO, WHAT IS THAT? <Serge_of_Aruni> IS THAT SOME CARNIVAL GAME? <Serge_of_Aruni> WITH BOTTLES AND HOOPS?
<Hito> Golden showers, fecal, fisting, bondage, S&M, cock-pumping, beastiality, dead people, babies, women, children, men, stuffed animals, trees, etc. <Chubbzilla> ¤¦Hito¦¤ nice weekend planned