<Hazim> APPARENTLY I CANNOT CHARGE MALE ESCORTS TO MY LIBRARY CARD <LR|seksiwidow-> why the hell not? <Hazim> i dunno.. they thought i wouldn't return them on time?
<Aussiedog> guess what?? i actually get a cd in my eye just now <Iceman> how? <Aussiedog> i am chewing a cd <Aussiedog> and iput it in my hand and it flicked into my eye <Iceman> Aussiedog: you know cd tops are toxic? :P <Aussiedog> HOLY SHIT <Aussiedog> ok i spat is otu <Aussiedog> how toxic? <Aussiedog> coz my mouth is burning a little
<DilleMMa> heyyyy eyyyy baby ouuu ahhh i wanna knowwww (oooowwww) if youll be my girl <Iceman> DilleMMa: sure, i'll be your girl <Iceman> DilleMMa: what do I have to do? <DilleMMa> wear a skirt, shave your legs, paint your nails and get your period everymonth
<biatch> he tells me how he's cheated on two of his gfs <biatch> then when i email him telling him i'm back with luke <biatch> he's all disappointed <biatch> and he's like <biatch> "i told you about the girls i cheated on because i wanted you to TRUST me"
<DilleMMa> im off to maccas now <DilleMMa> any requests?:) <Nelyx> some motivation with a side order of dignity <DilleMMa> and a large compassion <Nelyx> and no, i would not like fries with that <DilleMMa> i should get myself a "medium why do i even bother" <DilleMMa> toodles <Nelyx> they stopped serving those last year
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb <DilleMMa> wow <DilleMMa> another geek prevails <Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek <DilleMMa> britney spears? <DilleMMa> christina agerlia <DilleMMa> mandy moore <Nelyx> whore <> successful
<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P <z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong <z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline <Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work.. <z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals"
<z_evil1> does _anyone_ on IRC update the topic field of a channel to suit the actual topic of conversation? *** Madeleine changes topic to 'fuck all, as usual' <Madeleine> set that to keeptopic, forever
<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time <Embercide> some guy was like "greetings" so i said "hail" <Embercide> he asked "how art thee" <Embercide> and i didnt know wtf to say so i made it look like i logged out
<minkus> ohh my god these pies taste great <minkus> if only i could fuck them <minkus> WAIT! I CAN
<Q-Ball> Average Ejaculatory Speed <Q-Ball> 28 miles per hour (45 km/hr). <Q-Ball> you could kill a small mammal with that
<Avatar> how much do dishwashers cost <krissle> haha <krissle> you dont buy a dishwasher <krissle> you marry one
*** LiL^EbBiE was kicked by Avatar (it's rude to not reply when someone's talking to you) <Avatar> i'm gonna be a great father <arturo> sif <arturo> you'll just gaffer tape them up when they say rude words and kick them out of the room every time they play up
<whippy-X> Max Payne (the game) looks cool, but Max Payne (the character) looks like he's taking a perpetual shit <whippy-X> and it's a bit of a ghey name too eh? Max Payne. get it? Max PAIN. very lame. how about he just calls himself Action Man.
<FaNtAcIgYrL> ello <jeff> Do you realise that you have spelt both the words "fantasy" and "girl" incorrectly ? By doing this, are you displaying a vain attempt at what some may refer to as "coolness" ? Or is it that you can not spell ? If the former, I suggest you rethink your stance on social status and its implications. The later, perhaps you should start attending school.
<Embercide> i was doing 3 things at once, went to take the smoke out and it must have stuck to my lip and flipped up <Embercide> i must have just closed my eye in time cause the eye itself isnt damaged <Avatar> who'd've thought a cigarette could be so dangerous? <Scourge> Not only do they cause numerous cancers and other lung problems but they can also burn your eyes.
<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz
<biatch> who the hell are you gnostic <gnostic> i am your god damn nemesis <gnostic> any other questions? <Madeleine> what are you wearing?
<Embercide> i'm just waiting to hear someone say "omg minkus was trying to chat this chick up at a party and he told her that he's a GM Sexpert" <minkus> Embercide i don't think so :) i'd be more witty and go "I have GM animal Taming and I allways wanted a babe like you"
<HotelManager> plz com in avatar <Avatar> no <HotelManager> fine then youtr baned but when you want to get on the channell come and get me and i will unban you
<Floach> It's pretty well known that your brain continues to function for quite a bit after decapitation <Bitstorm> the mame board is proof of that
<Electroly> kurros has a l33t ass projector, I saw a picture of it just once and I've been drooling ever since <T-ball> nice... <T-ball> I don't have room for a projector... :/ <Brazilian> I have a monkey who draws on my wall really fast
<Praetor> bob: even so, if I don't have to write it and it works then what the hell do I care? <evilbob> you care because I opened my mouth and talked to you, bitch. and I didn't even get a thank you.
<Esk> Quit XP bashing! It's a better OS than you'll ever make! :D <evilbob> I doubt I could construct a gremlin, but I'm not about to start driving one.
<evilbob> then you must not be gay! <evilbob> because if you were, you'd be all over my ass like butter over hot rolls. <McGrue> Is your ass *that* hot? <evilbob> no, but it has its own atmosphere.
<synnur> i think the koreans are on pcp <synnur> they run at the end of games like it's the begining <synnur> unlike the chinese, they don't use msg <synnur> they use pcp <[LW]Scoundrel> wc3 is better than pcp
<Opio-> theres a mexican restaurant around here.. after you're done eating they give you mints that are called "Spi C mints"
<sammy1812> try puting cocaine on a bullet and shoting yourself in the head, the ultimate high i tell you
<cryterion> have you ever noticed that if you stretch your nutsack out, it looks like silk?
<steveac> tough to do when you type with 1 finger on the keyboard and yoyur dick in your other hand
<Antarius> Are you a dork if you can read digdug.cx/quotes and recognize people regularly?
<kt> i need a job, badly. <kt> maybe i should hang out with some black people <kt> i mean go to the unemployment office.
<Antarius> Say 'silk' 5 times, now spell 'silk': What do cows Drink? <kruqnut> milk?
<BCow> Often I see the first year students strut past in their skin tight white outfits and I just drop my dacks and say, "Over here girls!"
<@fragility> why is my modems "activity" lite flashing like crazy?? *** fragility (fragility@lsanca1-ar14-4-47-119-104.lsanca1.dsl-verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
<space> got any good tunes to spare? <ToRMeNTeD> tons <ToRMeNTeD> what kind <space> whatever <space> im easy <ToRMeNTeD> thas what Im listening to now <space> lol shit i got no speakers yet brb <ToRMeNTeD> askin fer music wif no speakas <ToRMeNTeD> sprocket what are we gonna do wif you <PsyHawk> like a blind man asking for magnifying glass <ToRMeNTeD> classic <space> heheh lame award <space> im like that fucker sent me blank tracks
<quacky> if you get carpal tunnel from giving handjobs, can you still get L&I from work? <Captain_Tenille> Depends if it's job related, I guess. <Buggy> hmmm... if the handjobs are for managers, maybe <geekie> technically...you just have to give the handjob at work. <geekie> and then management is responisble for said handjob <Buggy> well, it's not really in my job description.. but maybe it's in yours <geekie> no..if the accident occurs in the workplace, they are liable. <Buggy> right, so if it's an accidental handjob... <quacky> that's what I'm talking about. <Buggy> or an accident occurs while doing the handjob <quacky> only we're talking about handjob-related injuries <geekie> right.
<Linguica> I was on the phone <Linguica> with a girl who i am pretty sure likes me <Linguica> and i saw this <mewse_> heh <Linguica> and i was like "i have to go now" <mewse_> haha <mewse_> batman dons his cowl
<Jon-> tom <Jon-> imagine if your ISP pulled cable <Jon-> what would you do? <mewse> quit irc? <mewse> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA <mewse> hah.
<mewse> oh my fuck this is so cool <mewse> a time-lapse movie of an aquarium of magic mushrooms growing
<@mewse> man i had this new jacket for like 3 days before i got puke on it <@mewse> that must be some sort of record
<@mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking <@mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers"